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(Huffington Post)   Those who have not tried to buy lube and a dildo while in drag, please step forward. Not so fast, Robin Williams   (huffingtonpost.com ) divider line
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2013-09-26 01:07:01 PM  
Well one certainly doesn't try to RENT a San Franciscan double-dong.
 
2013-09-26 01:34:40 PM  

brap: Well one certainly doesn't try to RENT a San Franciscan double-dong.


Exactly, one should look into their trade in replacement program. For a small monthly fee they will pick up all your dildos at the end of the month, replace them and then take the old ones for recycling.

Sign up for their platinum service and they drop off 55 gallon barrels of lube every month as well.
 
2013-09-26 01:51:06 PM  
I watched that interview last night.

He's still got it.  I'm not sure what it all is.  But he's got a lot of it.

Very funny man.
 
2013-09-26 02:15:07 PM  

IdBeCrazyIf: brap: Well one certainly doesn't try to RENT a San Franciscan double-dong.

Exactly, one should look into their trade in replacement program. For a small monthly fee they will pick up all your dildos at the end of the month, replace them and then take the old ones for recycling.

Sign up for their platinum service and they drop off 55 gallon barrels of lube every month as well.


Wait, they have trade in programs?  I've just been leaving mine in a pile on the curb on trash day.
 
2013-09-26 02:19:10 PM  

BizarreMan: I watched that interview last night.

He's still got it.  I'm not sure what it all is.  But he's got a lot of it.

Very funny man.


Cocaine?
 
2013-09-26 02:54:00 PM  
Normally actors do research for a role BEFORE the movie..
 
2013-09-26 03:03:02 PM  
Yes. One time in makeup as Mrs. Doubtfire, I walked into a sex shop in San Francisco and tried to buy a double-headed dildo. Just because. Why not? And the guy was about to sell it to me until he realized it was me - Robin Williams - not an older Scottish woman coming in to look for a very large dildo and a jar of lube. He just laughed and said "what are you doing here" and I left. Did I make the purchase? No. * Did I walk away with a really good story? *Yes.
 Riiiiight.  Why does that sound like some made up story Stewy Griffin would tell?
 
2013-09-26 03:10:21 PM  

Danger Mouse: Yes. One time in makeup as Mrs. Doubtfire, I walked into a sex shop in San Francisco and tried to buy a double-headed dildo. Just because. Why not? And the guy was about to sell it to me until he realized it was me - Robin Williams - not an older Scottish woman coming in to look for a very large dildo and a jar of lube. He just laughed and said "what are you doing here" and I left. Did I make the purchase? No. * Did I walk away with a really good story? *Yes. Riiiiight.  Why does that sound like some made up story Stewy Griffin would tell?


Yeah, right?  So some sex shop guy could recognize Robin Williams with that make-up on (apparently before the movie came out)?
 
2013-09-26 03:19:24 PM  
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However, his desire to now be discovered as himself was becoming bothersome.
 
2013-09-26 03:29:22 PM  
So what are you trying to insinuate here subby?  You have a fantasy involving Mrs. Doubtfire or crossdressing in general?

/inquiring minds want to know
 
2013-09-26 03:36:30 PM  

Danger Mouse: Yes. One time in makeup as Mrs. Doubtfire, I walked into a sex shop in San Francisco and tried to buy a double-headed dildo. Just because. Why not? And the guy was about to sell it to me until he realized it was me - Robin Williams - not an older Scottish woman coming in to look for a very large dildo and a jar of lube. He just laughed and said "what are you doing here" and I left. Did I make the purchase? No. * Did I walk away with a really good story? *Yes.

Riiiiight.  Why does that sound like some made up story Stewy Griffin would tell?


So, the shop owner was going to make a sale, but lost it because he recognized the customer? That's lame. I don't know how "really good' that story is. But I bet he used wacky voices and manic gestures to tell it.
 
2013-09-26 03:55:47 PM  

Danger Mouse: Yes. One time in makeup as Mrs. Doubtfire, I walked into a sex shop in San Francisco and tried to buy a double-headed dildo. Just because. Why not? And the guy was about to sell it to me until he realized it was me - Robin Williams - not an older Scottish woman coming in to look for a very large dildo and a jar of lube. He just laughed and said "what are you doing here" and I left. Did I make the purchase? No. * Did I walk away with a really good story? *Yes. Riiiiight.  Why does that sound like some made up story Stewy Griffin would tell?


He's been telling this story for years.  I've got (or had) a CD of the 1993 Comic Relief performances and he tells the same story.
Not that this proves anything, but he's stuck to this tale for a while.
 
2013-09-26 04:47:13 PM  
Is this one of the 12 Lengths That Robin Wiliams Has Gone To Make Us Laugh (Featured Partner) that I keep hearing so much about?
 
2013-09-26 05:16:14 PM  
This a plug for his new show?
 
2013-09-26 05:33:06 PM  

freak7: Why doesn't Fark have any celebrities?


Oh, we have plenty who act like they are. Plus Wil Wheaton.
 
2013-09-26 05:52:41 PM  

freak7: Wil hasn't posted on Fark in a couple years or so. He's active on reddit but left this place because people hurt his poor little feelings.


Yeah, well, if I had to endure daily abuse from people who kept rehashing the same tired jokes, I'd leave Fark too... wait.
 
2013-09-26 06:24:44 PM  
is it just me or are all the HuffPo articles posted here just rehashed reddit bologna?
 
2013-09-27 07:49:52 AM  

KillAllHumans: is it just me or are all the HuffPo articles posted here just rehashed reddit bologna?


Are you saying that reddit is the front page of the internet?
 
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