Cagey B: "You live in a crappy wasteland.""That's bad.""But you have to scratch out a living as a subsistence farmer!""That's...also bad.""You can also be an intinerant laborer.""That's still bad.""You will be repeatedly swarmed by giant hornets who will sting you in your eyeballs until your kidneys fail.""...""That's bad.""Can I move now?"
Great Porn Dragon: Bees would be one thing. I can handle bees.These, on the other hand, are NOT bees but are those giant Asian hornets that are a bit of hymenopteran nightmare fuel (which will be injected by their giant stinger which will cause your flesh to dissolve and call the other giant FARK YOU hornets to sting the everloving FARK out of you in a way that Africanised bees can only look at and go "DAMN").<insert thisisnotabeethisisafarkingwasp.jpg>
Oldiron_79: Ive seen those giant asian hornets here in the US. Get ready to have them as an invasive species.
FrancoFile: Oldiron_79: Ive seen those giant asian hornets here in the US. Get ready to have them as an invasive species.We should convince the Chinese that they are an aphrodisiac, and then they'll hunt them down for us.
washington-babylon: Oldiron_79: Ive seen those giant asian hornets here in the US. Get ready to have them as an invasive species.Really? are you sure you didn't see these instead?Here is a helpful image of the U.S. nightmare called the European Hornet (although this one is really small):And picture of their weaponry with a nifty scale for good measure:/why yes, I have been stung by one of them before... the only one that could catch up.
Oldiron_79: Nope, bigger and different head shape.
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