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(South Stands Denver)   How to honor a retiring athlete? Retire his jersey? Naw. How about making a painting of him as a centaur and giving it to him on TV?   (southstandsdenver.com) divider line 29
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2013-09-26 11:11:53 AM  
This one?
assets.sbnation.com
 
2013-09-26 01:08:27 PM  
Like A-Rod's?
 
2013-09-26 01:15:15 PM  
i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2013-09-26 01:16:43 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-26 01:17:53 PM  
For narnia?
 
2013-09-26 01:19:01 PM  
Tebow & Swayze.  I see the bases are covered here.
 
2013-09-26 01:19:10 PM  
I wonder how many who love reading fantasy about centaurs fail to realize that centaurs are all about rape.  Kind of the same thing with ducks, those thing live to rape.

/puts the nasty in duck dynasty
 
2013-09-26 01:19:35 PM  
We don't hire dirty Centaurs.
 
2013-09-26 01:20:24 PM  
i2.kym-cdn.com

Close enough
 
2013-09-26 01:23:33 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2013-09-26 01:25:05 PM  
media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-26 01:25:21 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Close enough


Okay...I sort of want to know a few things:

Is this something you are familiar with (a movie you like?) or is this a product of a GIS? If it is a product of a random GIS, I am very curious to know the combination of words used to "randomly" stumble upon this image.

Also, I lold.
 
2013-09-26 01:25:36 PM  

kd8our: I wonder how many who love reading fantasy about centaurs fail to realize that centaurs are all about rape.


Oh, they do, but don't you dare let those fantasy readers know you know.

/crap, now I've told them I know...
 
2013-09-26 01:44:22 PM  
theouterbox.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-26 01:46:58 PM  
Nobody ever paints me as a centaur. :(
 
2013-09-26 01:50:57 PM  
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: The best Patrick Swayze Centaur tattoo ever! It's like the Sistine Chapel of tattoos.
 
2013-09-26 02:01:13 PM  

jaylectricity: Like A-Rod's?


And we're done here.
 
2013-09-26 02:01:15 PM  

Chinchillazilla: Nobody ever paints me as a centaur. :(


Send a picture, and I can PS you as a centaur.

EIP.
 
2013-09-26 02:06:32 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Chinchillazilla: Nobody ever paints me as a centaur. :(

Send a picture, and I can PS you as a centaur.

EIP.


This will end well

;-)
 
2013-09-26 02:24:14 PM  

snake_beater: jaylectricity: Like A-Rod's?

And we're done here.


Not without pointing out that A-Rod had TWO self-cenataur paintings, we ain't...

http://deadspin.com/5394232/a+rod-news-from-the-you-cant-make-this-st u ff-up-department">http://deadspin.com/5394232/a+rod-news-from-the-you -cant-make-this-stu ff-up-department
 
2013-09-26 03:39:55 PM  
Never leave your mare unattended in a centaur settlement.

/worst. campaign. ever.
 
2013-09-26 03:45:49 PM  

howdoibegin: [img.fark.net image 850x552]


Exactly what I thought of first.

Such a good show, hope it lasts a while longer.

/Parks & Rec is probably the best edited show on TV.  Never a wasted shot and a half-hour packs in an hour's worth of story.
 
2013-09-26 03:51:21 PM  

www.jimyoungcomedy.comR.I.P 50 Centaur

 
2013-09-26 05:16:26 PM  
You people are truly funny. Thanks.But I have to wonder what goes thru the mind of someone who paints a footballer as a centaur. Is that the teams mascot? Is masturbation involved? why not a giraffe? I like giraffes. Who dent like giraffes? Nobody.
 
2013-09-26 05:17:51 PM  
"doesn't"...
 
2013-09-26 06:04:00 PM  
A painting of a centaur? Really?

The Rockies organization gave him a horse. Really.

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/rockies-pony-give-retirin g- helton-horse-article-1.1468465
 
2013-09-26 06:55:33 PM  

megarian: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Close enough

Okay...I sort of want to know a few things:

Is this something you are familiar with (a movie you like?) or is this a product of a GIS? If it is a product of a random GIS, I am very curious to know the combination of words used to "randomly" stumble upon this image.

Also, I lold.


Honestly, I originally saw it in a Fark thread and found the source in KnowYourMeme. It's under the Latex Horse Head entry with user submitted pictures.
 
2013-09-27 12:58:47 AM  

Kopycat: A painting of a centaur? Really?

The Rockies organization gave him a horse. Really.

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/rockies-pony-give-retirin g- helton-horse-article-1.1468465


Should've given him a lifetime chauffeur.

/wait...
 
2013-09-27 02:06:42 AM  
theinterrobang.com

Understands

/obscure?
 
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