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(The Local)   Turns out ice pirates wasn't just a bad Robert Urich movie   (thelocal.fr) divider line 86
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2013-09-26 10:56:02 AM
I wonder how many Mont Blanc pens they'll be able to afford with all that.
 
2013-09-26 10:58:19 AM
Bad? That's a GREAT movie

/well, maybe not great, but certainly not that bad
 
2013-09-26 11:02:42 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bad? That's a GREAT movie

/well, maybe not great, but certainly not that bad


It was a cult classic.  One of a kind.
 
2013-09-26 11:11:23 AM
I loved that movie. Subby can go DIAF.

No ice for you.
 
2013-09-26 11:29:38 AM
"Bad" movie?  I hope subby gets Space Herpes.
 
2013-09-26 12:19:04 PM
fark off subby.

Ice Pirates was an awesome movie. Go back to watching Transformers or whatever it is you classless morans think are "good" in your white-bread and bologna-fueled brains. You probably like Miracle Whip and think Folger's makes gourmet coffee.
 
2013-09-26 12:31:23 PM

Ambivalence: I loved that movie. Subby can go DIAF.


UberDave: "Bad" movie?  I hope subby gets Space Herpes.


dr_blasto: Ice Pirates was an awesome movie. Go back to watching Transformers or whatever it is you classless morans think are "good" in your white-bread and bologna-fueled brains. You probably like Miracle Whip and think Folger's makes gourmet coffee.


All of these.
 
2013-09-26 12:54:02 PM

Irving Maimway: Ambivalence: I loved that movie. Subby can go DIAF.

UberDave: "Bad" movie?  I hope subby gets Space Herpes.

dr_blasto: Ice Pirates was an awesome movie. Go back to watching Transformers or whatever it is you classless morans think are "good" in your white-bread and bologna-fueled brains. You probably like Miracle Whip and think Folger's makes gourmet coffee.

All of these.


Agreed.  I love that movie
 
2013-09-26 12:58:48 PM
My HS GF hooked up with Robert Ulrich when she met him while working in a hotel back in 1989. We had just broken up.

I hated him for years.

/I got over it
 
2013-09-26 01:04:33 PM

Klippoklondike: Irving Maimway: Ambivalence: I loved that movie. Subby can go DIAF.

UberDave: "Bad" movie?  I hope subby gets Space Herpes.

dr_blasto: Ice Pirates was an awesome movie. Go back to watching Transformers or whatever it is you classless morans think are "good" in your white-bread and bologna-fueled brains. You probably like Miracle Whip and think Folger's makes gourmet coffee.

All of these.

Agreed.  I love that movie


And triple that.

The only way to make the DVD better is to paint it black.
 
2013-09-26 01:05:44 PM
gawd. i saw ice pirates on HBO as a kid. seemed to always be on. that, along with spacehunter 3D: adventures in the forbidden zone!
 
2013-09-26 01:35:09 PM
1. Find box full of Jewels and loot worth over $3 million
2. Return box full of jewels to the police worth over $1 million
3. Police send P.R. piece out to the press about how this honest mountain climber found $332,000 in jewels in a box.
 
2013-09-26 01:37:44 PM

UberDave: "Bad" movie? I hope subby gets Space Herpes.


Came in to say just that.
 
2013-09-26 02:28:33 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bad? That's a GREAT movie

/well, maybe not great, but certainly not that bad


Exactly.  I just watched it again on Netflix a few months back.
 
2013-09-26 02:30:10 PM
'Bad' movie? Here ya go, subby.

i1126.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-26 02:32:03 PM
Weird. I was thinking of this movie last night! I'd love to see it again. Screw you subs.
 
2013-09-26 02:34:18 PM

FlashHarry: gawd. i saw ice pirates on HBO as a kid. seemed to always be on. that, along with spacehunter 3D: adventures in the forbidden zone!


Damn Spacehunter havent seen that in a brazillion years.
 
2013-09-26 02:35:03 PM
What an idiot. Hands it over to the police who will hand it over to authorities in India to make sure the "rightful heirs" get their treasure back. If you find a box full of treasure, you shut the fark up because it's yours now. The fact is, anyone who owns a box full of precious gems did not get it by being a kind and just person.
 
2013-09-26 02:35:15 PM
Turns out ice pirates wasn't just a bad awesome Robert Urich movie

FTFY you uncultured swine.
 
2013-09-26 02:35:22 PM
9/10 Farkers agree: greenlight this shiat so we can publicly shame subby.

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2013-09-26 02:36:03 PM
You know a few of those jewels found their way into his pocket.
/and apparently I need to see this movie
 
2013-09-26 02:36:20 PM
Subby, in the words of Sister Wendy, is a vile idiot with no respect for the artform that gave birth to the fully realized "Robot Pimp" into our culture that was only hinted @ in "The Paper Chase"

FarkinHostile My HS GF hooked up with Robert Ulrich when she met him while working in a hotel back in 1989. We had just broken up.

Huh, a friend's relative hooked up with Ivan Drago while working at a hotel...maybe Kobe knew something we didn't
 
2013-09-26 02:36:21 PM
I told ya there was money up there...

s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-09-26 02:39:16 PM
Yo, this be my bad Cherry-ott
 
2013-09-26 02:41:19 PM
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-09-26 02:42:56 PM
They're wrong.  There are freeking space herpes in those chests.  Good luck!
 
2013-09-26 02:43:07 PM
Anjelica Huston is HOT!
 
2013-09-26 02:43:23 PM

Irving Maimway: Ambivalence: I loved that movie. Subby can go DIAF.

UberDave: "Bad" movie?  I hope subby gets Space Herpes.

dr_blasto: Ice Pirates was an awesome movie. Go back to watching Transformers or whatever it is you classless morans think are "good" in your white-bread and bologna-fueled brains. You probably like Miracle Whip and think Folger's makes gourmet coffee.

All of these.


25th'd Ice Pirates is classic '80s Sci-fi. It's got John Saxon in it. That's all you really need to know.
 
2013-09-26 02:44:27 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bad? That's a GREAT movie

/well, maybe not great, but certainly not that bad


This.
 
2013-09-26 02:44:41 PM

dr_blasto: fark off subby.

Ice Pirates was an awesome movie. Go back to watching Transformers or whatever it is you classless morans think are "good" in your white-bread and bologna-fueled brains. You probably like Miracle Whip and think Folger's makes gourmet coffee.


You fark off.  Folgers is awesome coffee to drink while watching Ice Pirates.
 
2013-09-26 02:45:03 PM
I just came in here to say "Mommy! Baby! Mommy! Baby!"
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-09-26 02:45:08 PM

dletter: 1. Find box full of Jewels and loot worth over $3 million
2. Return box full of jewels to the police worth over $1 million
3. Police send P.R. piece out to the press about how this honest mountain climber found $332,000 in jewels in a box.

Eyes down round and round
let's all sit and watch the moneygoround
Everyone take a little bit here and a little bit there

 
2013-09-26 02:45:47 PM
FarkinHostile My HS GF hooked up with Robert Ulrich

I almost forgot...a.) pics or it didn't...  b.) how was he? c.) here ya go, unpleasant way to go  http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=gr&GRid=6351159
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-09-26 02:46:12 PM
Should have been a Kinks picture there...

eil.com
 
2013-09-26 02:46:33 PM
It *was* a bad movie.. but in the best possible way.
 
2013-09-26 02:47:10 PM
heathermenziesurich.com

He was mutha farking hot.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-09-26 02:47:17 PM

dolphkhan: It *was* a bad movie.. but in the best possible way.


I saw it in the theater as a kid and loved it...
 
2013-09-26 02:48:09 PM

trotsky: Irving Maimway: Ambivalence: I loved that movie. Subby can go DIAF.

UberDave: "Bad" movie?  I hope subby gets Space Herpes.

dr_blasto: Ice Pirates was an awesome movie. Go back to watching Transformers or whatever it is you classless morans think are "good" in your white-bread and bologna-fueled brains. You probably like Miracle Whip and think Folger's makes gourmet coffee.

All of these.

25th'd Ice Pirates is classic '80s Sci-fi. It's got John Saxon in it. That's all you really need to know.


Saxon is Putin?  who new?

www.veganbodybuilding.org

latimesblogs.latimes.com
 
2013-09-26 02:48:23 PM
I'm on a phone. Can someone pleeez post the pic of the massive white Afros?
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-09-26 02:48:51 PM

FlyingJ: Subby, in the words of Sister Wendy, is a vile idiot with no respect for the artform that gave birth to the fully realized "Robot Pimp" into our culture that was only hinted @ in "The Paper Chase"

FarkinHostile My HS GF hooked up with Robert Ulrich when she met him while working in a hotel back in 1989. We had just broken up.

Huh, a friend's relative hooked up with Ivan Drago while working at a hotel...maybe Kobe knew something we didn't


Cassandra Peterson was picked up by Tom Jones many years before she was doing Elvira.

It's true!
 
2013-09-26 02:49:23 PM

d23: dletter: 1. Find box full of Jewels and loot worth over $3 million
2. Return box full of jewels to the police worth over $1 million
3. Police send P.R. piece out to the press about how this honest mountain climber found $332,000 in jewels in a box.

Eyes down round and round
let's all sit and watch the moneygoround
Everyone take a little bit here and a little bit there


style council.  FTW
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-09-26 02:49:59 PM
Today's celebrity practical joke, John Saxton!

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-09-26 02:50:37 PM

uknowzit: d23: dletter: 1. Find box full of Jewels and loot worth over $3 million
2. Return box full of jewels to the police worth over $1 million
3. Police send P.R. piece out to the press about how this honest mountain climber found $332,000 in jewels in a box.

Eyes down round and round
let's all sit and watch the moneygoround
Everyone take a little bit here and a little bit there

style council.  FTW


Did Style Council cover it? because that's a Kinks original.
 
2013-09-26 02:51:17 PM

Whole Wheat: I'm on a phone. Can someone pleeez post the pic of the massive white Afros?


i1126.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-26 02:52:38 PM

d23: uknowzit: d23: dletter: 1. Find box full of Jewels and loot worth over $3 million
2. Return box full of jewels to the police worth over $1 million
3. Police send P.R. piece out to the press about how this honest mountain climber found $332,000 in jewels in a box.

Eyes down round and round
let's all sit and watch the moneygoround
Everyone take a little bit here and a little bit there

style council.  FTW

Did Style Council cover it? because that's a Kinks original.


not a cover,  they did write a really good song called money go round.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7Bq9YdDVc8
the kinks was "the money go round.
 
2013-09-26 02:54:25 PM

trotsky: 25th'd Ice Pirates is classic '80s Sci-fi. It's got John Saxon in it. That's all you really need to know.


His presence alone makes watching "Mitchell" mandatory:

2.bp.blogspot.com

He and Michael Ironside will make any movie for me.
 
2013-09-26 02:55:28 PM
FTA: "The climber since handed the treasure over to police."He surrended it.
 
2013-09-26 02:57:29 PM
hmm, think I would have just thrown them in my pack and figured out if they were real when I got back home.

/can travel a lot of places to do mountaineering with 300k
 
2013-09-26 02:58:11 PM
I want the cocaine.
Not to use, mind you.
But i like the way it smells.

/hookers and blow lead to space herpes too.
 
2013-09-26 02:59:03 PM
Lots of old balls up in this thread...

Figured you'd be talking about "Why did this guy give the jewels away", but you're talking about some ancient relic instead.

Way to go fark, circle jerk in full effect.
 
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