Weaver95: The ohmissiah is not amused.
comhcinc: Yes all those Christians in the government of this nation that is overwhelming Christians are coming out of you because you are Christian.
kittyhas1000legs: comhcinc: Yes all those Christians in the government of this nation that is overwhelming Christians are coming out of you because you are Christian.Okay Christians is coming out now
EvilEgg: Never trust a "Christian" businessman, anyone who wears their religion on their sleeve is a crook.
Snatch Bandergrip: [images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 754x792]I have been to the pits of Hades. I have sat among the thrones of Mount Olympus. I wield the power of eternal judgment. Troy of Lyndon, I hereby declare you a dick who makes lousy games driven by an agenda completely contradictory to the teachings of your Lord.Greed is forgivable, Troy of Lyndon. Hypocrisy is not. Enjoy your extended stay in the foulest of pits reserved for lying thieves such as you - financial ruin at the hands of secular bureaucrats. Make sure to bring sunscreen.
MaudlinMutantMollusk: I always preferred analog gods/fuller sound
Wade_Wilson: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I always preferred analog gods/fuller soundHellfire always sounds better with a bit of a hiss, doesn't it?
To The Escape Zeppelin!: On kind of a related note I saw a play/review of Godus yesterday. It appears Molyneux has created another masterpiece of crap.They've taken all of the micromanaging from Black and White that you hated and made it into a facebook style game.
Weaver95: The omissiah is not amused.
jayhawk88: OK, wait a minute here. In a Left Behind video game, presumably most if not all of the action takes place after people have been Left Behind. So....all of the Righteous have been taken to Heaven with Jesus and God, leaving all the unrighteous sinners to war amongst themselves and/or the forces of Satan.So....they want you to play as one of these sinners that was left behind? To what end in the game? Somehow win God's favor back?Or is it just assumed that your character was a Buddist or Muslim, and since now you can clearly see that you backed the wrong horse, you have to...go become a Christian and repent?I almost want to go play this game just to see what kind of shiat-pile mess of a story it has.
jayhawk88: Or is it just assumed that your character was a Buddist or Muslim, and since now you can clearly see that you backed the wrong horse, you have to...go become a Christian and repent?
0100010: [static.giantbomb.com image 320x281]This is the best Christian game of all time. Of ALL TIME!
Burr: 0100010: [static.giantbomb.com image 320x281]This is the best Christian game of all time. Of ALL TIME!That game was somewhat fun (not great, but not terrible either). The best part about it was the various punishments (based on the seven deadly sins):Highway to Hell: Stuck in an endless traffic jam in a junk car with no A/C, no radio, and the windows don't roll down (in Hells infernal heat no less). Through the "magic of Hell" the other lanes always seem to be moving while yours is standing still. You can switch lanes, but as soon as you do, your new lane stops and your previous lane starts moving.
kungfu jesus with a side of lime: Weaver95: The omissiah is not amused.does he have a farm?
doremifaq: Oh, see, I assumed it took place BEFORE the rapture, so the gameplay consisted of hitting the "pray" button whenever you encounter a puzzle/boss/challenge.
jayhawk88: You kind of had a feeling for that after they thought they needed to do that whole "What's in the Cube" thing just to get people interested.
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