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(USA Today)   Young Somalis are still leaving Minnesota to join the al-Shabab terrorist group, or possibly just find someplace warm   (usatoday.com) divider line 13
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2013-09-26 11:28:52 AM
5 votes:
I was at the 400 bar in Minneapolis about, jesus, about a decade ago. Ran out of money, and the cash machine was broken. So I went across the street, ended up in this little alcove with a cash machine in it. There were a bunch of Somali kids...18 years old or so, goofing around and hitting each other nearby.

When I headed back to the bar, they started shouting and chasing after me. I panicked and sprinted. They chased me down over three blocks, cornered me....and handed me my wallet back.
2013-09-26 11:17:54 AM
4 votes:

Headso: oh shiat! I thought I was joining a barbershop quartet called Al-Shabop!


I thought I was getting hired on as a salesman at Al Shabob's Pontiac-Oldsmobile in Brainerd.

For our Somali September Sales Event, buy a new Cutlass Ciera, and Al will thrown in the TruCoat for free*.

*$99 TruCoat application fee not included.
2013-09-26 11:13:20 AM
4 votes:
oh shiat! I thought I was joining a barbershop quartet called Al-Shabop!
2013-09-26 11:28:11 AM
3 votes:
The bridges in Minnesota collapse on their own.  There's just no use for terrorists in Minnesota.  It's a terrible feeling to be unneeded and unwanted.
2013-09-26 12:21:38 PM
2 votes:

FlippityFlap: Minnesota Nice bullshiat only counts if you are a WASP.


That's a damned lie and you know it. We get along just fine with those goddamned Catholic sons-a-biatches near St. Cloud.
2013-09-26 12:06:04 PM
2 votes:
If I were in Minneapolis I'd be looking for Al-Shabab too, probably two Al-Shabab with saffron rice, tabbouleh, hummus, grape leaves and a couple of baklava squares to go.
2013-09-26 12:58:52 PM
1 votes:

WhiskeySticks: So does this mean there are now openings in the great Crack Stacks on Minneapolis?

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What I wouldn't give for a cool drink from Palmers under the shadow of these eye sores right about now...


Stomped many a brain cell in that place in my college days.  My roommate drew cartoons of all the people he drank with there on the wall of the men's room that were destroyed in the fire they had in the early 1980s...which is coincidentally the last time they cleaned the men's room there.
2013-09-26 12:51:56 PM
1 votes:

OKObserver: Every time I was in Minnesota, there were mostly blondes running around.  I always wondered what it must be like growing up there as a non-blond.  Now I know!  You just leave town and kill people.


The women are either really hot, or built to pull the plow in MN.

\Born in St. Paul
2013-09-26 11:31:15 AM
1 votes:
Get em strippers and booze stat. Those guys will never leave.
2013-09-26 11:23:57 AM
1 votes:
Every time I was in Minnesota, there were mostly blondes running around.  I always wondered what it must be like growing up there as a non-blond.  Now I know!  You just leave town and kill people.
2013-09-26 11:18:53 AM
1 votes:
Whenever I hear the name of that group all's I can think of is "El Kabong".
2013-09-26 11:09:24 AM
1 votes:

Somacandra: People that fall through the cracks and aren't accepted in the wider community are going to continue to be a source of tension in and around the Twin Cities.


Not if we help them get back to Somalia, they won't.
2013-09-26 10:35:06 AM
1 votes:
FTFA: Smiling and laughing in the footage, Kastigar called his battle experiences "the real Disneyland"

i.imgur.com


R.I.P. Sunda Kastigar
 
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