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draypresct: Let's face it, without Google, do you think you can calculate the speed of light in furlongs per fortnight?

furlong = 1/8 mile
fortnight = 14 days
speed of light = 299,792,458 meters per second

While you didn't specify, I expect that you were referring to the speed of light in a vacuum.  Didn't require the interwebs for these figures but will most certainly need at least a sliderule to do the math part.  These values are just things that learned people should know.  Rote learning is not quite dead yet.

Silver lining, this may actually mean that more people are getting the opportunity to take the SAT.  It costs money, and if you were not planning on going to college anyway, because you are barely making it in High School...

Pick: I asked my nephew who was 17 at the time and considered gifted by his parents, a simple mathematical question; How many gallons of water fall on an acre, if one inch of rain falls upon it? He did not know how to even start to calculate the answer.

That's not a mathematical question. It's a question that tests your knowledge of units. I don't know off the top of my head what the area of an acre is. If I did it would be trivially easy to calculate how many cubic feet of water we're dealing with.  I also don't know off the top of my head how many cubic feet of water compose a gallon.  But again, if I knew that, it would be trivially easy to calculate how many gallons fell on your acre.

So in actuality, you're complaining that your nephew has a poor knowledge of units of measure. Surprisingly, that's not something that's generally taught.  Though, I agree that it probably should be.

ikanreed: So much for the Flynn effect.  Really, I think rising social inequality is behind this, two incomes, no free time, no budget for extra educational resources.  We're racing towards third world now, and the proposed solutions from half the country will just push us there faster.

I'm as concerned about the ever increasing privileges associated with wealth as much as the next guy, but this is pushing it. I'm pretty sure the public library has more than a couple books available on SAT preparation. Last time I checked they don't make you fill out a credit app to get a library card.

That being said, I would be really interested to see a study on the correlation between SAT scores and career achievement. The wealthiest self-made person I know didn't even finish high school. He built a small chain of auto detailing shops and then leveraged his equity into developing a business park.

TheBigJerk: I'll take, "what the fark is an acre again, and isn't that as variable as "leagues" or "hands"?

Surely this is a troll.

Let more Asians in, exclude others.  Problem solved.

Honest Bender: Pick: I asked my nephew who was 17 at the time and considered gifted by his parents, a simple mathematical question; How many gallons of water fall on an acre, if one inch of rain falls upon it? He did not know how to even start to calculate the answer.

That's not a mathematical question. It's a question that tests your knowledge of units. I don't know off the top of my head what the area of an acre is. If I did it would be trivially easy to calculate how many cubic feet of water we're dealing with.  I also don't know off the top of my head how many cubic feet of water compose a gallon.  But again, if I knew that, it would be trivially easy to calculate how many gallons fell on your acre.

So in actuality, you're complaining that your nephew has a poor knowledge of units of measure. Surprisingly, that's not something that's generally taught.  Though, I agree that it probably should be.

This is why you should show your work for partial credit.

Step 1.  Determine area of an acre of land (acre = 204' x 204')
Step 2.  Determine volume of water if entire acre is covered in 1" of water

While one might plug in the wrong numbers, transpose them, etc. you have shown that you understand what is required to arrive at the answer.  Even though your final answer may not be the correct one.  Getting the right answer is important but its also good to prove that you understand the concepts and have problem solving capabilities.

tuffsnake: Is our children learning?

If they can read the Bible that is all they need

Yep, instead of readin', writin' and 'rithmetic the NEA is making sure the kids learn about racism, recycling and radicalism.  They've done for American education what the UAW did to American auto manufacturing. SAT scores have steadily dropped since the 60s and given the quality of teaching and general scholastic degradation by the educational industrial complex there's no chance of it going anywhere but down.  But we have President Hussein in the White House, an empty suit with a PR machine who sends his kids to private school.

Pick: I asked my nephew who was 17 at the time and considered gifted by his parents, a simple mathematical question; How many gallons of water fall on an acre, if one inch of rain falls upon it? He did not know how to even start to calculate the answer.

A problem requiring conversion between three different unit systems (inches, root acres, cube root gallons) would require most career engineers to pull out a unit table (or Google the units) or running through an intermediate conversion requiring specialized knowledge (usually the density of water). Or, for a particular sarcastic engineer, they'd tell you it's one acre*inch and to do the trivial unit conversion yourself.

I would venture that he did in fact know  how to solve the problem, volume calculation not being rocket science, and you were just being a douche and not allowing him the tools a normal person uses to solve it.

//It's also worth pointing out that gallons are not how rain flow or runoff are measured in the real world, primarily because that would be immensely stupid.  Cubic yards or meters have been standard since like the 1800s.

farm machine: draypresct: Let's face it, without Google, do you think you can calculate the speed of light in furlongs per fortnight?

furlong = 1/8 mile
fortnight = 14 days
speed of light = 299,792,458 meters per second

While you didn't specify, I expect that you were referring to the speed of light in a vacuum.  Didn't require the interwebs for these figures but will most certainly need at least a sliderule to do the math part.  These values are just things that learned people should know.  Rote learning is not quite dead yet.

Ok, if you did that without google, I'm impressed. I thought I remembered a lot of useless information. And yes, I also can use an abacus and a slide rule.

I agree that rote learning is not dead, and we could probably come up with dozens or hundreds of examples of facts that an adult in our society really should know. I disagree that the length of a furlong (or the volume of a firkin of water) is one of them. It's rarely needed (unlike, for example, the freezing temperature of water) and easily looked up if it ever does come up.

wait?  when did the SAT score go up to 2400?

my scores out of a possible 1600 are close to the average score for people out of a possible 2400... and i was, am, and will always be, a lazy farker who doesn't study for tests and more likely than not, shows up hungover (which, of the two SATs I took, hungover day was much better than sober day -- but, i have always recognized cigarettes, coffee, and booze to be performance enhancing drugs)

Remember when the US had a Top 5 in the world educational system?  Remember in the '80's when people started saying our educational system could be improved by privatization through charter schools, voucher programs and competition?  When are the people who pushed for privatization of our school step forward and admit they failed?

mdeesnuts: TheBigJerk: I'll take, "what the fark is an acre again, and isn't that as variable as "leagues" or "hands"?

Surely this is a troll.

From Wikipedia:
The international symbol of the acre is  ac, and is defined as 1/640 of a square mile. The most commonly used acre today is the international acre. In the United States both the international acre and the slightly different US survey acre are in use. The most common use of the acre is to measure tracts of land. One international acre is defined as exactly 4046.8564224
During the Middle Ages, an acre was the amount of land that could be

"High school students' SAT scores continue to slip"

"High school seniors who graduated earlier this year generated the exact same scores as last year's crop of test takers."

Actually, an important thing to look at is how many students take the tests.  Some states make pretty much anyone who can hold a pencil (or use a writing implement with an assistive device) take the test.  Some states let the dumb kids sit it out.  There has been a push, in general, to get more kids taking the test, which will tend to keep the scores flat even if education improves as a whole.  (In Maine, 90% of the students take the test, in Iowa it's 3%.  Some states, as policy, discourage anyone who might tank their scores from taking them.  It gives the schools the ability to boast about their SAT scores without actually educating their kids.

http://nces.ed.gov/programs/digest/d10/tables/dt10_154.asp

FLMountainMan: Let more Asians in, exclude others.  Problem solved.

Put the Asians in the center of the class, so more kids can cheat of them.

Bah, stupid formatting errors.

monoski: tuffsnake: Is our children learning?

If they can read the Bible that is all they need

In theory that's probably true. Reading the bible requires enough knowledge of language to be able to read other texts and learn about other topics as needed.

Pick: I asked my nephew who was 17 at the time and considered gifted by his parents, a simple mathematical question; How many gallons of water fall on an acre, if one inch of rain falls upon it? He did not know how to even start to calculate the answer.

Dr. Kefarkian: Pick: I asked my nephew who was 17 at the time and considered gifted by his parents, a simple mathematical question; How many gallons of water fall on an acre, if one inch of rain falls upon it? He did not know how to even start to calculate the answer.

I'll take, "Who the fark cares?" for 600, Alex

I was thinking that's what Pick's nephew was thinking.  I know when I was 17 and my uncle came up to me and asked my that question, I'd just say, "fark if I know. Do you own god damned homework".

Literally Addicted: Pick: I asked my nephew who was 17 at the time and considered gifted by his parents, a simple mathematical question; How many gallons of water fall on an acre, if one inch of rain falls upon it? He did not know how to even start to calculate the answer.

Or porn.

We should give props to  pick for his magnificently stupid post successfully derailing this thread.

TheBigJerk: mdeesnuts: TheBigJerk: I'll take, "what the fark is an acre again, and isn't that as variable as "leagues" or "hands"?

Surely this is a troll.

From Wikipedia:
The international symbol of the acre is  ac, and is defined as 1/640 of a square mile. The most commonly used acre today is the international acre. In the United States both the international acre and the slightly different US survey acre are in use. The most common use of the acre is to measure tracts of land. One international acre is defined as exactly 4046.8564224
During the Middle Ages, an acre was the amount of land that could be

Well, I'll be! Learn something new everyday. I figured since it was the standard usage for land sales in the US there would be an extremely hard definition, though apparrently the difference is so miniscule it can be ignored:

wiki: Since the difference between the U.S. survey acre and international acre is only about a quarter of the size of an A4 sheet of paper (0.016 square metres, 160 square centimetres or 24.8 square inches), it is usually not important which one is being discussed

/TMYK

it's not like they're finding jobs after college anyway

The unemployment rate for college graduates is 3.5% right now, and has averaged 3.8% for the last 12 months.  Sure, their earning power is probably lower than it used to be before the financial crisis, but they still have an edge over high school grads and dropouts.

It's a negative system to rely upon, so I hope grades continue to drop.

Nick Nostril: ERNesbitt: New SAT format:

"If you have one bucket that contains 2 gallons and another bucket that contains 7 gallons, how many buckets do you have?"

You didn't say what's in the buckets, so I can't answer the question.

One is full of feathers and the other contains rocks. Study it out!

mdeesnuts: Well, I'll be! Learn something new everyday. I figured since it was the standard usage for land sales in the US there would be an extremely hard definition, though apparrently the difference is so miniscule it can be ignored:

wiki: Since the difference between the U.S. survey acre and international acre is only about a quarter of the size of an A4 sheet of paper (0.016 square metres, 160 square centimetres or 24.8 square inches), it is usually not important which one is being discussed

What is the difference in gallons between the amount of water over 1 US acre vs. an international acre if both are flooded by 2.75 centimeters of water?

JenFromTheWood: Nick Nostril: ERNesbitt: New SAT format:

"If you have one bucket that contains 2 gallons and another bucket that contains 7 gallons, how many buckets do you have?"

You didn't say what's in the buckets, so I can't answer the question.

One is full of feathers and the other contains rocks. Study it out!

Then clean out your damn buckets

Knoughah: This would be a problem, if the SAT did a good job of predicting First-Year Undergrad GPA, like it was designed to. But, you know, it doesn't, so, there you go.

Yeah I got a stellar SAT score (before they added the writing portion) and I bombed my first year of college.  Apparently not going to class or doing homework is not the way to ace college courses.

//with honors
///back in school cuz my generation is so, so screwed

pxlboy: JenFromTheWood: Nick Nostril: ERNesbitt: New SAT format:

"If you have one bucket that contains 2 gallons and another bucket that contains 7 gallons, how many buckets do you have?"

You didn't say what's in the buckets, so I can't answer the question.

One is full of feathers and the other contains rocks. Study it out!

Then clean out your damn buckets

But how will I know how fast an apple falls when I shoot it off the head of Hamlet, or something.
/gud lernin

Arkanaut: it's not like they're finding jobs after college anyway

The unemployment rate for college graduates is 3.5% right now, and has averaged 3.8% for the last 12 months.  Sure, their earning power is probably lower than it used to be before the financial crisis, but they still have an edge over high school grads and dropouts.

The edge to get a job, sure.  But most of them are still carrying debt.  Assuming a kid goes to state school at around \$15,000 a year and has \$10,000 a year in living debt for books, meals, housing, and the ilke (just basic living expenses), a four-year graduate is carrying \$100,000 in school debt with the interest ticking away like a time bomb.

draypresct: farm machine: draypresct: Let's face it, without Google, do you think you can calculate the speed of light in furlongs per fortnight?

furlong = 1/8 mile
fortnight = 14 days
speed of light = 299,792,458 meters per second

While you didn't specify, I expect that you were referring to the speed of light in a vacuum.  Didn't require the interwebs for these figures but will most certainly need at least a sliderule to do the math part.  These values are just things that learned people should know.  Rote learning is not quite dead yet.

Ok, if you did that without google, I'm impressed. I thought I remembered a lot of useless information. And yes, I also can use an abacus and a slide rule.

I agree that rote learning is not dead, and we could probably come up with dozens or hundreds of examples of facts that an adult in our society really should know. I disagree that the length of a furlong (or the volume of a firkin of water) is one of them. It's rarely needed (unlike, for example, the freezing temperature of water) and easily looked up if it ever does come up.

We used to play that game with the new guys. We called it Stump the Chump. Everyone would come up with a question about the most obscure and irrelevant piece of technical data to bombard the new guy with questions about until they cry. Eventually everyone knew all kinds of useless tecnical crap that wasn't useful or necessary for the job, but they seemed to have fun making new people cry.

doyner: Get comfy for the long haul, folks. The Tea Party ain't going anywhere.

Why yes, when I think teachers unions and public schools, I think Tea Party. Good observation.

enik: doyner: Get comfy for the long haul, folks. The Tea Party ain't going anywhere.

Why yes, when I think teachers unions and public schools, I think Tea Party. Good observation.

I think he means: kids aren't getting any smarter, so we're in for more dumb leadership even with the next generation.

GodComplex: mdeesnuts: bmwericus: Pick: I asked my nephew who was 17 at the time and considered gifted by his parents, a simple mathematical question; How many gallons of water fall on an acre, if one inch of rain falls upon it? He did not know how to even start to calculate the answer.

And if he was a farmer, that sort of information might be useful, but for the average city farker, yea, not so much.

27,154.2876 gallons, plus or minus.

More useful might be how to calculate the volume of a swimming pool so that you can calculate the cholorine needed.

The pool question has complex geometry compared to the original question. If they couldn't figure out the field question, the 'gifted' kid would think calculating the volume of a pool was magic.

/have calculated the volume of a pool
//bunch of tedious geometry

Had to calculate moles in a pool for extra credit in HS Chemistry. It wasn't exactly a complex shaped pool, and it wasn't exactly difficult, but damnit, kids should be able to calculate volume.

Moles of Urea in the pool?

PrivateCaboose: enik: doyner: Get comfy for the long haul, folks. The Tea Party ain't going anywhere.

Why yes, when I think teachers unions and public schools, I think Tea Party. Good observation.

I think he means: kids aren't getting any smarter, so we're in for more dumb leadership even with the next generation.

I would think that one would perhaps look at the mechanism responsible for helping make kids smarter. I'm not a Tea Party person, but I think we need to blame shiatty family structure and lousy schools before we blame a minor political party.

enik: PrivateCaboose: enik: doyner: Get comfy for the long haul, folks. The Tea Party ain't going anywhere.

Why yes, when I think teachers unions and public schools, I think Tea Party. Good observation.

I think he means: kids aren't getting any smarter, so we're in for more dumb leadership even with the next generation.

I would think that one would perhaps look at the mechanism responsible for helping make kids smarter. I'm not a Tea Party person, but I think we need to blame shiatty family structure and lousy schools before we blame a minor political party.

Sigh you are still missing it.

Tea Party stays alive for the long haul.

Have we painted a simple enough picture?

tuffsnake: monoski: tuffsnake: Is our children learning?

If they can read the Bible that is all they need

In theory that's probably true. Reading the bible requires enough knowledge of language to be able to read other texts and learn about other topics as needed.

Comes up light in science and math though

I'll just leave this here....

Daughter got a perfect score on her SAT
Yesterday, daughter got a perfect score on her GRE
In December, she graduates 2 quarters early from University.

FARK: she gets it from her mother....

Unfortunately for the school I was in, I realized that standardized testing was bullshiat when I was a sophomore. The upper management was useless, the teachers were quitting in droves, and the students knew it was just an overcrowded daycare and treated it as such. As someone who was going to change schools next year, and had no intention of going to collage, I decided to vote with my SAT test. I made a skull with the answer bubbles.

/Debt free
//Four years of life not wasted
///Gainfully self employed
////fark that school

PrivateCaboose: enik: PrivateCaboose: enik: doyner: Get comfy for the long haul, folks. The Tea Party ain't going anywhere.

Why yes, when I think teachers unions and public schools, I think Tea Party. Good observation.

I think he means: kids aren't getting any smarter, so we're in for more dumb leadership even with the next generation.

I would think that one would perhaps look at the mechanism responsible for helping make kids smarter. I'm not a Tea Party person, but I think we need to blame shiatty family structure and lousy schools before we blame a minor political party.

Sigh you are still missing it.

Tea Party stays alive for the long haul.

Have we painted a simple enough picture?

Yes but how many of them fit in the two buckets that pour over an acre when there's an inch of rain?

AngryDragon:

This was posted in a thread about future success, someone replied back that the experienced diggers make over 80k a year. Not bad for a ditch digger

A chicken-and-a-half lays an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how many eggs does one chicken lay in one day?

/my grandfather asked me that when I was like 17 years old

doyner: ikanreed: TedDalton: It's all about street smarts.....

It's definitely not about being smart enough to just use a period instead of a weird ellipsis thing.

The more you know....

that is FARKING BRILLIANT! thanks ever so much- teaching Mass Comm 101 with a heavy slant on writing.  So far they're holding up but - Mid terms are comin'

thanks again - and that quiz page hoo-boi

yeah that too 8-D two, too, brake, break etc .  .  .  and what-notly stuff

powhound: A chicken-and-a-half lays an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how many eggs does one chicken lay in one day?

/my grandfather asked me that when I was like 17 years old

Well, the half chicken is dead, so one chicken lays 2/3 of an egg a day. I guess it just kinda sits there 2/3 out and 1/3 still in for the last 12 hours.

powhound: A chicken-and-a-half lays an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how many eggs does one chicken lay in one day?

/my grandfather asked me that when I was like 17 years old

2/3rd of an egg? Which would be weird, all the stuff would come running out.

Interesting thing those SATs - I just ran a quick online practice Subject SAT on World History.  Out of 22 questions, at least five of them were on Islam and the middle east (not detailed questions, mind you).

I'm willing to bet that test didn't have anything remotely close to those questions 10 years ago.

Torchsong: Yes but how many of them fit in the two buckets that pour over an acre when there's an inch of rain?

You're going to need a bigger bucket

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