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(Hartford Courant)   Do you have termites in your house? Whatever you do, don't feed them more, they will just poop themselves a bigger force field   (courant.com) divider line 31
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2013-09-26 11:30:16 AM
And especially don't feed them after midnight.
 
2013-09-26 11:31:17 AM
Poop thread?
 
2013-09-26 11:33:08 AM
Is the bar tender here?
 
2013-09-26 11:35:13 AM
try pooping around your own house
it keeps out those witness people
 
Skr
2013-09-26 11:36:14 AM
"...and to determine whether the findings can lead to new antibiotics for humans to replace those which have become ineffective."


So termite poop might be the savior of the human race. I for one, welcome our new wood gobbling overlords
 
2013-09-26 11:36:59 AM
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/No, I don't know if termite mounds are poop or not... or that closely related to non-mound building termites.
 
2013-09-26 11:40:57 AM
Silly insects using biological defense against chemical weapons.  Go figure.
 
2013-09-26 11:41:40 AM

Bondith: And especially don't feed them after midnight.


Bath time is out too.
 
2013-09-26 11:54:50 AM

sweet-daddy-2: Bondith: And especially don't feed them after midnight.

Bath time is out too.


No, you're thinking of Ewoks...Those little fury things from Star Trek
 
2013-09-26 11:55:43 AM
So if I poop all over my porch, will it keep christian missionaries and electric company salesmen away?

/Need e-poop for the NSA
 
2013-09-26 12:01:14 PM
Just when I thought mother nature couldn't invent any more weird abilities, she comes up with a poop shield.
 
2013-09-26 12:10:25 PM
I heard that Scatological Force Field and Pestilential March are touring together next year.
 
2013-09-26 12:10:37 PM
Everyone chill the fark out..
s22.postimg.org
I've got this.
 
2013-09-26 12:22:10 PM
Ha! And you all said I was crazy for smearing my own poop all over my body! Who's laughing now, idiots!?? BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
 
2013-09-26 12:22:35 PM

The Irresponsible Captain: /No, I don't know if termite mounds are poop or not... or that closely related to non-mound building termites.


It is poop.

And they are related. Mound building termites are damp wood termites and require high moisture content to prevent dehydrating.

Dry wood termites colonize around their food source and don't require mud tubes.

All 50 states have damp wood termites, but only warmer climates have dry wood termites.
 
2013-09-26 12:22:57 PM
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2013-09-26 12:24:40 PM
Oh that?, the collective leaving of the brethren.

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2013-09-26 12:30:18 PM
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2013-09-26 12:50:39 PM

Moodybastard: sweet-daddy-2: Bondith: And especially don't feed them after midnight.

Bath time is out too.

No, you're thinking of Ewoks...Those little fury things from Star Trek


Are you sure you don't mean a Daggit from Babylon 9
 
2013-09-26 01:15:09 PM
Stop killing your spiders in your house and you won't have this problem.
 
2013-09-26 01:34:30 PM
Whatever you do, don't feed them more

I guess i'll just replace all the wood in my house
 
2013-09-26 01:48:53 PM

huntercr: Stop killing your spiders in your house and you won't have this problem.


And when winter comes, the cold will kill them.

/i may have skipped a few steps.
 
2013-09-26 01:57:26 PM

captjc: Moodybastard: sweet-daddy-2: Bondith: And especially don't feed them after midnight.

Bath time is out too.

No, you're thinking of Ewoks...Those little fury things from Star Trek

Are you sure you don't mean a Daggit from Babylon 9


No, a Furling from Farscape.
 
2013-09-26 06:01:15 PM

Bondith: captjc: Moodybastard: sweet-daddy-2: Bondith: And especially don't feed them after midnight.

Bath time is out too.

No, you're thinking of Ewoks...Those little fury things from Star Trek

Are you sure you don't mean a Daggit from Babylon 9

No, a Furling from Farscape.


http://www.collectorcarads.com/Picture2/gremlin002.jpg

Subtle hint time.
 
2013-09-26 06:52:13 PM

sweet-daddy-2: Bondith: captjc: Moodybastard: sweet-daddy-2: Bondith: And especially don't feed them after midnight.

Bath time is out too.

No, you're thinking of Ewoks...Those little fury things from Star Trek

Are you sure you don't mean a Daggit from Babylon 9

No, a Furling from Farscape.

http://www.collectorcarads.com/Picture2/gremlin002.jpg

Subtle hint time.


Otto, man, there's a Gremlin on the side of they bus!
 
2013-09-26 06:54:57 PM

Bondith: Otto, man, there's a Gremlin on the side of they bus!


Goddammit, really?  Stupid fingers, type what I mean, not what I tell you.
 
2013-09-26 06:56:44 PM
I will stop killing spiders when they stop biting my butt when I'm sleeping ...
 
2013-09-26 07:24:28 PM
Good name for a band?
 
2013-09-26 08:11:30 PM
If you are troubled by termites or bedbugs or other such pests, all you have to do is smuggle some DDT up from Mexico, where it is still legal.  The stuff really works.  You might make Al Gore weep, however.
 
2013-09-26 09:39:19 PM

ginkor: If you are troubled by termites or bedbugs or other such pests, all you have to do is smuggle some DDT up from Mexico, where it is still legal.  The stuff really works.  You might make Al Gore weep, however.


Lead works great as an additive in gasoline and paint as well. Too bad those damn hippies had to get it banned just because "WHAAAA It causes brain damage!!". Pussies.
 
2013-09-27 02:29:23 PM

mod3072: gink


You sound tense.  Just relax and smoke a cigarette or something.
 
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