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2013-09-26 08:10:44 AM
If you take them out and shoot them, you will never have to see their mug shots again.
 
2013-09-26 08:21:08 AM
It's like a gallery of bad decisions.
 
2013-09-26 08:44:33 AM
The only thing scary bout them honkies is their bad tattoos.
 
2013-09-26 08:45:27 AM
Looks like the Brady Bunch.
 
2013-09-26 08:46:13 AM
Ahhh, Cape Coma, home of the newlywed and nearly dead. Busted hip and blue hair capital of the world!
 
2013-09-26 08:50:32 AM
I would wager that the brunette with the neck tat could make for a decent beast fark
 
2013-09-26 08:51:18 AM

vudukungfu: If you take them out and shoot them, you will never have to see their mug shots again.


Where is good ol' George Z when you need him...

//were any of them armed with skittles?
///sorry...first troll attempt. Be gentile.
 
2013-09-26 08:55:34 AM
I don't worry about home invasions, because I don't run a cash business, and I don't buy illegal drugs. You don't do those things, you won't be targeted by scumbags. I guarantee the victims are sketchy themselves; otherwise why would the robbers think they had drugs in the house?
 
2013-09-26 08:56:20 AM

SirAdrianDangerous: vudukungfu: If you take them out and shoot them, you will never have to see their mug shots again.

Where is good ol' George Z when you need him...

//were any of them armed with skittles?
///sorry...first troll attempt. Be gentile.


Sorry - I'm going in dry.
 
2013-09-26 08:57:42 AM
FTFA: "Cape police officers located a white Dodge pickup at a nearby intersection, occupied by multiple people and noticed the driver look directly at him, appearing nervous."

I'll tell you the scary part, Smitty... it's that a cop can have probable cause because you look directly at them, and "appear nervous" - which is a subjective thing at best. Cops make everybody nervous so far as they are concerned... everyone is guilty.
 
2013-09-26 08:58:00 AM

mbillips: I don't worry about home invasions, because I don't run a cash business, and I don't buy illegal drugs. You don't do those things, you won't be targeted by scumbags. I guarantee the victims are sketchy themselves; otherwise why would the robbers think they had drugs in the house?


Exception - recent immigrants who don't trust banks, and hoard gold or cash at home. Happens a lot here in L.A. - Hmong, Chinese, Pilipino folks get hit a lot.
 
2013-09-26 08:58:42 AM

mbillips: I don't worry about home invasions, because I don't run a cash business, and I don't buy illegal drugs. You don't do those things, you won't be targeted by scumbags. I guarantee the victims are sketchy themselves; otherwise why would the robbers think they had drugs in the house?


3/10 - try harder.
 
2013-09-26 08:59:12 AM

mbillips: I don't worry about home invasions, because I don't run a cash business, and I don't buy illegal drugs. You don't do those things, you won't be targeted by scumbags. I guarantee the victims are sketchy themselves; otherwise why would the robbers think they had drugs in the house?


Uh no.
Read about the scumbag Carr brothers from Wichita.
 
2013-09-26 08:59:16 AM

mbillips: I don't worry about home invasions, because I don't run a cash business, and I don't buy illegal drugs. You don't do those things, you won't be targeted by scumbags. I guarantee the victims are sketchy themselves; otherwise why would the robbers think they had drugs in the house?


See, SirAdrian, now THIS is a poor troll attempt. Yours came out just fine.
 
2013-09-26 08:59:44 AM
Nothing an MP5 couldn't have handled REAL quick.

/yep..got one.
 
2013-09-26 08:59:59 AM

mbillips: I don't worry about home invasions, because I don't run a cash business, and I don't buy illegal drugs. You don't do those things, you won't be targeted by scumbags. I guarantee the victims are sketchy themselves; otherwise why would the robbers think they had drugs in the house?


Live out in the country...People break into barns to steal tools, batteries, copper, ATV's, tractors. You name it.
 
2013-09-26 09:00:34 AM

special20: FTFA: "Cape police officers located a white Dodge pickup at a nearby intersection, occupied by multiple people and noticed the driver look directly at him, appearing nervous."

I'll tell you the scary part, Smitty... it's that a cop can have probable cause because you look directly at them, and "appear nervous" - which is a subjective thing at best. Cops make everybody nervous so far as they are concerned... everyone is guilty.


Oh yeah, and vehicle and passengers matching the description they were given in the vicinity of the crime...other than that, nothing.

Pure profilin'

And profilin' is wrong.....
 
2013-09-26 09:04:24 AM

The more you eat the more you fart: Nothing an MP5 couldn't have handled REAL quick.

/yep..got one.


Go Go Gadget ITG!
 
2013-09-26 09:04:44 AM

Major Ethanolic: Looks like the Brady Bunch.


This is the Brady Bunch. This is the Brady Bunch on Drugs. Meth - Not Even Once.
 
2013-09-26 09:04:55 AM
Why does that article read like it went through Google Translate?
 
2013-09-26 09:05:04 AM
"Fortunately Officers of the 3rd Platoon were..."

We military now!
 
2013-09-26 09:05:20 AM
Again, neck tattoos are nature's way of saying "danger! Keep away!"
 
2013-09-26 09:06:30 AM

crab66: The more you eat the more you fart: Nothing an MP5 couldn't have handled REAL quick.

/yep..got one.

Go Go Gadget ITG!


Gonna be a hoot when some actual, hard thug takes it away from him and shoves it up his ass.
 
2013-09-26 09:08:14 AM
It's never a good sign when (number of neck tats) + (number of neckbeards) > (number of males)
 
2013-09-26 09:08:41 AM

jso2897: crab66: The more you eat the more you fart: Nothing an MP5 couldn't have handled REAL quick.

/yep..got one.

Go Go Gadget ITG!

Gonna be a hoot when some actual, hard thug takes it away from him and shoves it up his ass.


That would be pretty hard to do considering the fact that it stays by my nightstand.

If you make it through the hail of bullets and are able to take it...ill gladly hand it over.
 
2013-09-26 09:09:17 AM
FTFA:An additional charge of CCW was levied against Jones, as she had a U.S. Army issued K-Bar Combat Knife (7" fixed blade with an overall length of just under 12") on her person inside her combat boots.

You know, if you said that in a bar, some marine would slug you in the face.
 
2013-09-26 09:09:40 AM

The Muthaship: special20: FTFA: "Cape police officers located a white Dodge pickup at a nearby intersection, occupied by multiple people and noticed the driver look directly at him, appearing nervous."

I'll tell you the scary part, Smitty... it's that a cop can have probable cause because you look directly at them, and "appear nervous" - which is a subjective thing at best. Cops make everybody nervous so far as they are concerned... everyone is guilty.

Oh yeah, and vehicle and passengers matching the description they were given in the vicinity of the crime...other than that, nothing.

Pure profilin'

And profilin' is wrong.....


I agree that they matched descriptions, and all - I didn't know that white trash was within the scope of profiling, but economically speaking, all poor folks are fair game to cops.

It's just the bullshiat "appeared nervous" line that gets stuck in my craw. That's an obtuse phrase that is frequently used to deny citizens their civil rights. Why can't we make complaints about cops because they appear retarded, or use idiopathic strategies in their job? Sure the cop did his job, but fark him (or her) and that "appeared nervous" jargon. May as well say "he looked guilty to me".
 
2013-09-26 09:09:57 AM

The more you eat the more you fart: That would be pretty hard to do considering the fact that it stays by my nightstand.

If you make it through the hail of bullets and are able to take it...ill gladly hand it over.


Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2013-09-26 09:11:11 AM
Why is this scarier than any other home invasion?
 
2013-09-26 09:11:34 AM

hardinparamedic: The more you eat the more you fart: That would be pretty hard to do considering the fact that it stays by my nightstand.

If you make it through the hail of bullets and are able to take it...ill gladly hand it over.

Pics or it didn't happen.


Thankfully havent needed to so no pics.

Have discharged my Walther P99 in defense of a 16 year old kid being held at gunpoint though. Plenty of pics of that in the local paper a few years ago.
 
2013-09-26 09:11:36 AM

The more you eat the more you fart: jso2897: crab66: The more you eat the more you fart: Nothing an MP5 couldn't have handled REAL quick.

/yep..got one.

Go Go Gadget ITG!

Gonna be a hoot when some actual, hard thug takes it away from him and shoves it up his ass.

That would be pretty hard to do considering the fact that it stays by my nightstand.

If you make it through the hail of bullets and are able to take it...ill gladly hand it over.


You make this more fun than is really sportsmanlike. I'm going to show restraint and decency, and stop now.
I'll just switch on the ol' filter:
i18.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-26 09:11:37 AM
Hey - where are the farkers from "the core" who want to point out that the K-Bar was cited as an US Army weapon?
 
2013-09-26 09:11:49 AM

mbillips: I don't worry about home invasions, because I don't run a cash business, and I don't buy illegal drugs. You don't do those things, you won't be targeted by scumbags. I guarantee the victims are sketchy themselves; otherwise why would the robbers think they had drugs in the house?


Because the town the victims lived in is a huge retirement community.  Old people are on lots of prescriptions.
 
2013-09-26 09:13:39 AM

jso2897: The more you eat the more you fart: jso2897: crab66: The more you eat the more you fart: Nothing an MP5 couldn't have handled REAL quick.

/yep..got one.

Go Go Gadget ITG!

Gonna be a hoot when some actual, hard thug takes it away from him and shoves it up his ass.

That would be pretty hard to do considering the fact that it stays by my nightstand.

If you make it through the hail of bullets and are able to take it...ill gladly hand it over.

You make this more fun than is really sportsmanlike. I'm going to show restraint and decency, and stop now.
I'll just switch on the ol' filter:


Yeah....because everyone would be too scared to do anything except beg for their life like you right?
 
2013-09-26 09:14:03 AM

mbillips: I don't worry about home invasions, because I don't run a cash business, and I don't buy illegal drugs. You don't do those things, you won't be targeted by scumbags. I guarantee the victims are sketchy themselves; otherwise why would the robbers think they had drugs in the house?


While some opposing (albeit legitimate) points have been raised, I'll have to side with mbillips here.  I would say the vast majority of home invasion crimes do involve drug activity.

wild9 -  raises a valid point though.  If you live out in the [serious] country there is a LOT of theft; and as he/she points out, they will steal ANYthing.
 
2013-09-26 09:14:10 AM

special20: Hey - where are the farkers from "the core" who want to point out that the K-Bar was cited as an US Army weapon?


It's the corpse, Sir. You want them on that wall, you NEED them on that wall.

The more you eat the more you fart: Thankfully havent needed to so no pics.

Have discharged my Walther P99 in defense of a 16 year old kid being held at gunpoint though. Plenty of pics of that in the local paper a few years ago.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-26 09:14:16 AM

special20: Hey - where are the farkers from "the core" who want to point out that the K-Bar was cited as an US Army weapon?


They are out flying missions for the Navy, as soldiers in the marine core are prone to do - their wives will have to assume their typing duties.
 
2013-09-26 09:15:24 AM

The more you eat the more you fart: Yeah....because everyone would be too scared to do anything except beg for their life like you right?


So, you couldn't like...take a cell phone picture of your supposed armory with a time/date stamp, and show us?

I mean, it'd go a long way towards us believing you, McClane.
 
2013-09-26 09:15:39 AM
Scary?

I was expecting clowns.
 
2013-09-26 09:15:40 AM

The more you eat the more you fart: jso2897: The more you eat the more you fart: jso2897: crab66: The more you eat the more you fart: Nothing an MP5 couldn't have handled REAL quick.

/yep..got one.

Go Go Gadget ITG!

Gonna be a hoot when some actual, hard thug takes it away from him and shoves it up his ass.

That would be pretty hard to do considering the fact that it stays by my nightstand.

If you make it through the hail of bullets and are able to take it...ill gladly hand it over.

You make this more fun than is really sportsmanlike. I'm going to show restraint and decency, and stop now.
I'll just switch on the ol' filter:

Yeah....because everyone would be too scared to do anything except beg for their life like you right?


You really are a hoot - don't stop. We are all enjoying this.
 
2013-09-26 09:16:05 AM
Not even close to the scariest home invasion ever.
 
2013-09-26 09:16:10 AM

hardinparamedic: The more you eat the more you fart: Yeah....because everyone would be too scared to do anything except beg for their life like you right?

So, you couldn't like...take a cell phone picture of your supposed armory with a time/date stamp, and show us?

I mean, it'd go a long way towards us believing you, McClane.


Nope.
 
2013-09-26 09:16:34 AM

dryknife: Scary?

I was expecting clowns.


My first thought when I saw the mugs was: Juggaloes.
 
2013-09-26 09:17:28 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: I would wager that the brunette with the neck tat could make for a decent beast fark


arrooow?
 
2013-09-26 09:17:54 AM
 
2013-09-26 09:18:41 AM
Ahem.

img.fark.net
 
2013-09-26 09:18:53 AM

special20: Hey - where are the farkers from "the core" who want to point out that the K-Bar was cited as an US Army weapon?


K-Bars are weak nonsense knives sold to those neutered tough guys on the .gov payroll.
Real men ie Soldiers Of Fortune only use professional blades, as seen on the Shopping Channel.
 
2013-09-26 09:19:29 AM
i44.tinypic.com
 
2013-09-26 09:19:57 AM

special20: The Muthaship: special20: FTFA: "Cape police officers located a white Dodge pickup at a nearby intersection, occupied by multiple people and noticed the driver look directly at him, appearing nervous."

I'll tell you the scary part, Smitty... it's that a cop can have probable cause because you look directly at them, and "appear nervous" - which is a subjective thing at best. Cops make everybody nervous so far as they are concerned... everyone is guilty.

Oh yeah, and vehicle and passengers matching the description they were given in the vicinity of the crime...other than that, nothing.

Pure profilin'

And profilin' is wrong.....

I agree that they matched descriptions, and all - I didn't know that white trash was within the scope of profiling, but economically speaking, all poor folks are fair game to cops.

It's just the bullshiat "appeared nervous" line that gets stuck in my craw. That's an obtuse phrase that is frequently used to deny citizens their civil rights. Why can't we make complaints about cops because they appear retarded, or use idiopathic strategies in their job? Sure the cop did his job, but fark him (or her) and that "appeared nervous" jargon. May as well say "he looked guilty to me".


Well, wash that "appeared nervous" down with a nice cold drink of "matching the description in the vicinity of the crime" and you'll be juuuuuust fine, Lou.
 
2013-09-26 09:20:56 AM

hardinparamedic: Ahem.

[img.fark.net image 850x1062]


I think our gift is through giving, and has done a Brave Sir Robin.
 
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