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(Big Frog 104)   Blake Shelton is 'Voicing' his Not safe for work thoughts about the Westboro Baptist Church planned picket at his upcoming concert   (bigfrog104.com) divider line 85
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2013-09-26 08:36:25 AM
Near the end of that article it says "Blake Shelton, country star..."

So now I know who Blake Shelton is.
 
2013-09-26 08:39:48 AM

tardisrider: Near the end of that article it says "Blake Shelton, country star..."

So now I know who Blake Shelton is.


Oh, good, he's a star. I was afraid no one knew who he was.
 
2013-09-26 08:40:25 AM
While I am not a fan of his style of music, I have to say I like Blake Shelton as a person.
 
2013-09-26 08:41:25 AM
Blake man, don't feed the trolls it only emboldens them
 
2013-09-26 08:41:30 AM

DjangoStonereaver: While I am not a fan of his style of music, I have to say I like Blake Shelton as a person.


This
 
2013-09-26 08:42:20 AM
"The church claims Blake cheated on his first wife with Miranda Lambert."

Just imagine how apshiat they'll go when they realize there was a misprint and it was Adam Lambert.
 
2013-09-26 08:42:33 AM

DjangoStonereaver: While I am not a fan of his style of music, I have to say I like Blake Shelton as a person.


His interactions with Adam Levine on the Voice are unutterably hilarious.

I also like his tweets there towards WBC.
 
2013-09-26 08:42:52 AM
Who?
 
2013-09-26 08:44:27 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: Blake man, don't feed the trolls it only emboldens them


BUT THEN!

You get the COUNTER-PROTESTERS there buying tickets to attend his show. Plus...WBC counter-protests are always amusing.
 
2013-09-26 08:45:28 AM
Blake's alleged cheating means it's OK for me to gay marry?  Well, it's not like I ever understood WBC's arguments at face value.  I guess I won't start today.

/but i do understand their true aw and litigious motivations
 
2013-09-26 08:45:33 AM

Walker: Who?


i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-09-26 08:48:09 AM

PizzaJedi81: Walker: Who?

[i.chzbgr.com image 340x414]


I'm that guy! Don't be that guy who says don't be that guy!
 
2013-09-26 08:48:12 AM

PizzaJedi81: BUT THEN!

You get the COUNTER-PROTESTERS there buying tickets to attend his show. Plus...WBC counter-protests are always amusing.


*mindblown

I seriously had never thought of that, and now it makes perfect farking sense
 
2013-09-26 08:48:49 AM
Hmmm  WBC...let's count their targets:

Early 90's - Gays:  they stayed with that one a while.  Worked out OK for them, but probably not the profit center they were counting on for windfall lawsuits.
Early 00's - Ohhh...People get peeved when they realize wars result in occupied caskets getting shipped home - WEEEEE....military families will surely infringe on our rights!  Let's provoke THEM to sue.
Last few years:  Mass shooting victims and celebrities will SURELY result in the lawsuits we have to have to keep up our profit-free sham of a church, and put our legal-educations to good use!

For a church that tries to purport that they are doing God's work -- seems like they play an awful lot of 'whack-a-mole' with who God hates.  (Seems to depend on the lucrative lawsuit pool with which to dip their slimy asses.)

\\Seriously - if you are taking WBC seriously for anything other than lawsuit mongers, you aren't paying attention!
\\\They would protest water drinkers if they thought it would get them into court.
 
2013-09-26 08:52:20 AM
Cant someone hurry up and open fire on the WBC already.
just 1 bannana clip emptied from an AK47 at the whole lot of them is all I ask.
 
2013-09-26 08:52:25 AM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: "The church claims Blake cheated on his first wife with Miranda Lambert."

Just imagine how apshiat they'll go when they realize there was a misprint and it was Adam Lambert.


/lulz
 
2013-09-26 09:04:28 AM
Who?
 
2013-09-26 09:05:49 AM
So...why is it illegal to beat the ever-living shiat out of these motherfarkers?

Seriously.

I get the freedom of speech and all...but some people just need a good beating to make them realize that not everyone will tolerate their bs.
 
2013-09-26 09:07:26 AM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: "The church claims Blake cheated on his first wife with Miranda Lambert."

Just imagine how apshiat they'll go when they realize there was a misprint and it was Adam Lambert.


dnrtfa
are they really targeting him for cheating with miranda? geez, they should target me for mind crimes, then. my wife even knows that if i actually ever had a chance with miranda, and didn't fear the pummeling blake could surely dish out, i wouldn't hesitate to cheat. i've never cheated on anyone, but dammit i would with miranda!
 
2013-09-26 09:09:02 AM

The more you eat the more you fart: So...why is it illegal to beat the ever-living shiat out of these motherfarkers?

Seriously.

I get the freedom of speech and all...but some people just need a good beating to make them realize that not everyone will tolerate their bs.


all you have to do is get one of them to slip up and make an intimidating move toward you, then you're acting in self-defense
 
msP [TotalFark]
2013-09-26 09:11:09 AM

bungle_jr: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: "The church claims Blake cheated on his first wife with Miranda Lambert."

Just imagine how apshiat they'll go when they realize there was a misprint and it was Adam Lambert.

dnrtfa
are they really targeting him for cheating with miranda? geez, they should target me for mind crimes, then. my wife even knows that if i actually ever had a chance with miranda, and didn't fear the pummeling blake could surely dish out, i wouldn't hesitate to cheat. i've never cheated on anyone, but dammit i would with miranda!


I feel sorry for your wife.
 
2013-09-26 09:11:10 AM

bungle_jr: all you have to do is get one of them to slip up and make an intimidating move toward you, then you're acting in self-defense


I'm glad to see you have money to spend just lying around waiting to be handed over to the WBC.

Or do you actually think that professional lawsuit trolls are stupid enough to be provoked by you?
 
2013-09-26 09:11:17 AM

bungle_jr: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: "The church claims Blake cheated on his first wife with Miranda Lambert."

Just imagine how apshiat they'll go when they realize there was a misprint and it was Adam Lambert.

dnrtfa
are they really targeting him for cheating with miranda? geez, they should target me for mind crimes, then. my wife even knows that if i actually ever had a chance with miranda, and didn't fear the pummeling blake could surely dish out, i wouldn't hesitate to cheat. i've never cheated on anyone, but dammit i would with miranda!


It's for cheating on his first wife WITH Miranda.  So, you're on the right track ;-)
 
2013-09-26 09:11:27 AM

bungle_jr: all you have to do is get one of them to slip up and make an intimidating move toward you, then you're acting in self-defense


Do they ever protest in Florida?

Because I'm seeing a beneficial outcome from a certain law.
 
2013-09-26 09:12:55 AM
"Ya'll may want to keep an eye on ur women at my show....I've got a few band and crew guys that'll be smacking that ass"

I laughed. Not a fan of the music but he seems like a cool dude.
 
2013-09-26 09:14:18 AM
They say that every cloud has a silver lining. The WBC is good for one thing - they are one of the very few things in this country that can unite people, at least temporarily. Left or right, young or old, Christian, Jew or atheist, EVERYONE can come together and hate the WBC.
 
2013-09-26 09:14:36 AM

Diogenes: bungle_jr: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: "The church claims Blake cheated on his first wife with Miranda Lambert."

Just imagine how apshiat they'll go when they realize there was a misprint and it was Adam Lambert.

dnrtfa
are they really targeting him for cheating with miranda? geez, they should target me for mind crimes, then. my wife even knows that if i actually ever had a chance with miranda, and didn't fear the pummeling blake could surely dish out, i wouldn't hesitate to cheat. i've never cheated on anyone, but dammit i would with miranda!

It's for cheating on his first wife WITH Miranda.  So, you're on the right track ;-)


i knew exactly that, and that is what i was referencing
 
2013-09-26 09:16:08 AM

msP: bungle_jr: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: "The church claims Blake cheated on his first wife with Miranda Lambert."

Just imagine how apshiat they'll go when they realize there was a misprint and it was Adam Lambert.

dnrtfa
are they really targeting him for cheating with miranda? geez, they should target me for mind crimes, then. my wife even knows that if i actually ever had a chance with miranda, and didn't fear the pummeling blake could surely dish out, i wouldn't hesitate to cheat. i've never cheated on anyone, but dammit i would with miranda!

I feel sorry for your wife.


why? i have probably less than 0% chance of ever catching the eye of miranda. i have an awesome wife, and if she ever had a chance with certain celeb men she'd do the same thing. harmless fantasies
 
2013-09-26 09:16:18 AM

Walker: Who?


wildcardjack: Who?


No, you guys are thinking of Katie Tunstall, not Miranda.
 
2013-09-26 09:16:35 AM
Sounds like Mr. Shelton is looking to boost his career by having a Twitter war with these tards. I am rooting for nuclear annihilation
 
2013-09-26 09:16:46 AM

hardinparamedic: bungle_jr: all you have to do is get one of them to slip up and make an intimidating move toward you, then you're acting in self-defense

I'm glad to see you have money to spend just lying around waiting to be handed over to the WBC.

Or do you actually think that professional lawsuit trolls are stupid enough to be provoked by you?


i didn't say i would do it, did i?
 
2013-09-26 09:16:46 AM

bungle_jr: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: "The church claims Blake cheated on his first wife with Miranda Lambert."

Just imagine how apshiat they'll go when they realize there was a misprint and it was Adam Lambert.

dnrtfa
are they really targeting him for cheating with miranda? geez, they should target me for mind crimes, then. my wife even knows that if i actually ever had a chance with miranda, and didn't fear the pummeling blake could surely dish out, i wouldn't hesitate to cheat. i've never cheated on anyone, but dammit i would with miranda!


She would burn your house down.
 
2013-09-26 09:16:53 AM

bungle_jr: i knew exactly that, and that is what i was referencing


reading fail - whoops
 
2013-09-26 09:17:05 AM
Who is Blake Shelton, and why has he stolen Tyler Florence's face?
 
2013-09-26 09:18:12 AM

Diogenes: Walker: Who?

wildcardjack: Who?

No, you guys are thinking of Katie Tunstall, not Miranda.


It's KT Tunstall. And she's pretty cool, too.
 
2013-09-26 09:18:50 AM

DubyaHater: Sounds like Mr. Shelton is looking to boost his career by having a Twitter war with these tards. I am rooting for nuclear annihilation


considering he's currently one of the biggest country stars there is, and married to another one of the biggest country stars, i don't think he needs any boost to his career.
 
2013-09-26 09:19:07 AM

PizzaJedi81: Diogenes: Walker: Who?

wildcardjack: Who?

No, you guys are thinking of Katie Tunstall, not Miranda.

It's KT Tunstall. And she's pretty cool, too.


Copy pasta from a lyrics site :-(
 
2013-09-26 09:19:21 AM

The more you eat the more you fart: So...why is it illegal to beat the ever-living shiat out of these motherfarkers?

Seriously.

I get the freedom of speech and all...but some people just need a good beating to make them realize that not everyone will tolerate their bs.


I've been thinking about this for a while now. We already have "Stand Your Ground" laws, and I think we need a few "Ya know, he/she just really had it coming" laws. I don't mean that it should protect you from murder or serious/permanent bodily harm, but it could be used to get you out of assault charges. If at least 2 credible witnesses can testify that the person that you put a beat-down on really did, in fact, have it coming, you get to walk. Some people just really need a good, old-fashioned ass whupping occasionally.
 
2013-09-26 09:19:59 AM

jonny_q: bungle_jr: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: "The church claims Blake cheated on his first wife with Miranda Lambert."

Just imagine how apshiat they'll go when they realize there was a misprint and it was Adam Lambert.

dnrtfa
are they really targeting him for cheating with miranda? geez, they should target me for mind crimes, then. my wife even knows that if i actually ever had a chance with miranda, and didn't fear the pummeling blake could surely dish out, i wouldn't hesitate to cheat. i've never cheated on anyone, but dammit i would with miranda!

She would burn your house down.


yeah, probably. after she and blake both beat the shiat out of me
 
2013-09-26 09:22:42 AM

bungle_jr: i didn't say i would do it, did i?


Well, if it's any consolation, I'd throw a few bucks your way.
 
2013-09-26 09:23:28 AM

Diogenes: Walker: Who?

wildcardjack: Who?

No, you guys are thinking of Katie Tunstall, not Miranda.


No, they are Owls.
 
2013-09-26 09:24:28 AM

hardinparamedic: bungle_jr: all you have to do is get one of them to slip up and make an intimidating move toward you, then you're acting in self-defense

I'm glad to see you have money to spend just lying around waiting to be handed over to the WBC.

Or do you actually think that professional lawsuit trolls are stupid enough to be provoked by you?


THIS.

The worst part about the WBC is that their only function is to get attention to Fred Phelps.  They are not
about proselytizing or being actual Christians or helping people.

Are they abusing freedom of speech?  Absolutely, but they also know the precise parameters of First
Amendment law and will absolutely NOT push that envelope.  Rather, they will go right up against it and
hope that they can provoke people into breaking it, and then they pounce on the violation of their
rights.

Unfortunately the usual best tactic for dealing with idiots like them (ignoring them) is impossible because
they go out of their way to make it impossible to do so, so the only other way of dealing with them is by
counter-protesting.
 
2013-09-26 09:24:39 AM

DubyaHater: Sounds like Mr. Shelton is looking to boost his career by having a Twitter war with these tards. I am rooting for nuclear annihilation


His career can't be boosted much more than it is right now.

/local boy done good
//his first wife was a hottie too
///you just don't know what life was like behind the closed door
////Miranda has been out and about in SE Okla/N NE Texas and by all accounts is as sweet as her persona
///Miranda and Blake seem to be good for each other
//that's why it's not for me to judge
/the dude is funny too
 
2013-09-26 09:26:15 AM

mod3072: The more you eat the more you fart: So...why is it illegal to beat the ever-living shiat out of these motherfarkers?

Seriously.

I get the freedom of speech and all...but some people just need a good beating to make them realize that not everyone will tolerate their bs.

I've been thinking about this for a while now. We already have "Stand Your Ground" laws, and I think we need a few "Ya know, he/she just really had it coming" laws. I don't mean that it should protect you from murder or serious/permanent bodily harm, but it could be used to get you out of assault charges. If at least 2 credible witnesses can testify that the person that you put a beat-down on really did, in fact, have it coming, you get to walk. Some people just really need a good, old-fashioned ass whupping occasionally.


Thats what im saying. These bastards do absolutely nothing except harass people.

They are the christian version of the taliban.
 
2013-09-26 09:28:24 AM

The more you eat the more you fart: They are the christian version of the taliban.


That's a little hyperbolic, don't you think? I mean, the WBC hasn't bankrolled or trained terrorists, or murdered anyone yet.

Don't give them more credit for anything that they don't deserve. They're professional trolls that are part of a personality cult. All they exist to do is get a rise out of people.
 
2013-09-26 09:29:59 AM
I am not fully versed in U.S. law, but if they produce posters with Blake and Miranda's faces on them can they not start a civil suit against them for unauthorized use of their likeness?  Or is that only when the likeness is used for profit?
 
2013-09-26 09:30:56 AM

hardinparamedic: bungle_jr: i didn't say i would do it, did i?

Well, if it's any consolation, I'd throw a few bucks your way.


I'd throw something Miranda's way, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

/gotta wait for the perfect opening
//someone wanna take that one?
 
2013-09-26 09:30:59 AM
Why can't the mass murderers murder the WBC?

Why do they always shoot up a school or a navy yard?

Why can't they just hit the one farking group in this country that honestly has it coming?

/must be why we call them crazy.
 
2013-09-26 09:32:57 AM

bungle_jr: DubyaHater: Sounds like Mr. Shelton is looking to boost his career by having a Twitter war with these tards. I am rooting for nuclear annihilation

considering he's currently one of the biggest country stars there is, and married to another one of the biggest country stars, i don't think he needs any boost to his career.


There is always more money to be made
/unless you're in my field
//then you inevitably work harder for less money
 
2013-09-26 09:34:59 AM
If you ever want to hate someone, download some of Fred Phelps' sermons, especially his older ones.

He's not just doing this for the attention.

I'm pretty open-minded, have acquaintances with views encompassing everything from white/black supremacy to ultra-Zionism to the Illuminati.  I actually got nauseated listening to Fred Phelps.  He's a sick, twisted man.
 
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