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2013-09-26 08:25:13 AM  
35 votes:
Everyone acts like this is the first time someone has...
(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
dumped a Pu.

/YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
2013-09-26 08:32:41 AM  
34 votes:
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2013-09-26 09:09:48 AM  
31 votes:
img.fark.netlet's start.

Far left - absolute CRAZY.  Will chop your dick off for any imagined slight.
Second from left - ugly girl that paints her face on with a trowel to try and build a face that doesn't look like a mask stolen from on of the guys from Slipknot.  PLUSES  - No self esteem, will let you pee on her.
Center - our hero, classic stalker.  Nuttier than squirrel shiat.  Has false self esteem - that is, none, so pretends with great force and furious anger, but will allow you to shiat on her chest, has been involved in at least one corporate bukkake party when working as an escort.  No pluses - run.
Second from right - the only sane one, not ugly, not exactly pretty.  Hangs out with these girls because they do go to interesting places, will meet some guy in accounting and get pregnant and married in less than a year.  Will move to country and churn out kids, become a full time soccer mom.  Into light BDSM, but only in secret,  total sub.
Far Right - fat girl in hiding, completely insane.  On bi-polar medication.  Arrested once for stabbing a co-worker while working at Starbucks.  Will end up farking a politician and ruin a democrat's chances for re-election.
2013-09-26 08:20:50 AM  
15 votes:
Some of the review for her book on Amazon are Fark comedy gold:

"This is not a book to be set aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force."

"I'd rather watch the series finale of Dexter 47 times back-to-back while simultaneously getting rammed in the A by a baby narwhal than read one more chapter of this book."

"Yet another "quirky" bipolar narcissist writing about her "interesting" life. Do yourself a favor and skip this one, there are plenty of defective people out there with something fascinating to say, Quin Woodward Pu is not one of them."

"By the way, my African Grey died when I used the pages from this bore fest to line her cage."

"I am stunned into paralysis. I have no words-this never happens-and I just feel short of breath. There are many things that pissed me off with this book, but I am so flustered I can't even articulate them."
(I SEE WHAT HE DID THAR)

"I snapchatted with the author of this book, and she SCREENSHOTTED my weiner-pics and sent them to my boss. It's unfortunate, because she was really funny, smart, and cool... This book is the memoir-equivalent of To Kill A Mockingbird, if that book were written by a gossip columnist playing understudy for Perez Hilton"

"This is the BEST book about narcissistic personality disorder that I've ever read!!! I'm truly impressed by the amount of self-awareness you possess."


Awesome stuff.
2013-09-26 08:20:45 AM  
13 votes:

The Taylor Swift of literature.The Taylor Swift of literature.The Taylor Swift of literature.The Hitler of tolerance.

2013-09-26 12:56:58 PM  
7 votes:

Son of Thunder: tinderfitles: When the fark did "rando" become a thing?

Rando has been a thing ever since his battle with Eastman.


I think Rando Carrissean was on the Chinese bootleg copy of Empire Stlikes Back
2013-09-26 09:10:28 AM  
7 votes:

walkerhound: EvilEgg: Guess she's not used to being the dumped. He was as nice about it as possible.

[kstreetmagazine.com image 480x360]

She's used to being dumped, pretty sure.


I wonder if her neck told her in person or just texted her that it was leaving.
2013-09-26 08:43:24 AM  
7 votes:
thats-normal.com
Mewling Quin.
2013-09-26 08:18:46 AM  
7 votes:
She's never been to a gym.
2013-09-26 08:16:56 AM  
7 votes:
i1.ytimg.com
2013-09-26 08:15:51 AM  
7 votes:

serial_crusher: what's going on with her right boob in that photo?


I don't think her boobs like each other.
2013-09-26 09:22:23 AM  
6 votes:
She will not last long in DC with that tude.

She is one of those chicks that looks ok after a couple of drinks, sloppy drooly kisser, she takes you home and gives you some mediocre sex, and in the morning you hear her rumbling through your fridge for a tall boy of natty ice.

She comes in the room gives you less than stellar breakfast head, and throws her stubbly leg over yours and starts planing your life together.  In which you develop an exit strategy, which pisses her off.

She bangs everyone on the first date with the excuse"love at first sight, they are the one." and when the dude runs off because of the crazy meter needle breaking, it is never her fault.
2013-09-26 08:20:51 AM  
6 votes:
Seems her response was a biatchildish.
2013-09-26 08:20:42 AM  
6 votes:
Miss Pu is pretty full of herself.

/if you get what I mean
2013-09-26 08:16:01 AM  
6 votes:

vudukungfu: Bullet. dodged.


www.thestand.org
2013-09-26 08:13:18 AM  
6 votes:
Bullet. dodged.
2013-09-26 11:25:27 AM  
5 votes:
N4LG4s:

[www.leany.com image 640x853]

i257.photobucket.com
2013-09-26 09:19:48 AM  
5 votes:

25.media.tumblr.com

2013-09-26 08:55:54 AM  
5 votes:

orclover: Men always forget:  Hell hath no fury....

This one time I broke  up with a GF around 1992, cost me a leather jacket, my 3 favorite shirts and my only pair of glasses.  Then she banged my best friend.   I got off easy.


So, you were watching them bang then?  Hot.
2013-09-26 08:38:15 AM  
5 votes:
I bet her Craig's List ad says that she's "sassy" (a biatch), "painfully honest" (mean), and "a free spirit" (crazy), who "wants the best" (is a snob) and is "willing to go out and get it." (selfish and greedy).
2013-09-26 08:38:04 AM  
5 votes:
Well good luck getting any more dates since everyone now knows how psycho you are. 20 hours together and he lets you know he doesn't want a relationship and your base at the start was a drunken romp yet somehow that justifies trying to ruin his life? Someone is a little bit on the nutter side.

I'd still pork it though

But I'd leave in the middle of the night and wipe my cawk on the curtains
2013-09-26 08:34:12 AM  
5 votes:
banter.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com

Still, at least she's got a lovely personality. Oh, wait...
2013-09-26 11:26:53 AM  
4 votes:
This is what happens when your fling Pu.
2013-09-26 09:56:48 AM  
4 votes:
"I'm better than you,"

By Miss Pu.

Except:

I was born in abject poverty in Cobb county Georgia. I remember looking forlornly at our 50ft outdoor swimming pool and being envious of the Wangs down the street with their indoor-heated pools. I knew then I wanted to rise above it. I couldn't see living in a 4000sq ft cottage for the rest of my life.

Daddy always said I was special and if I worked hard anything was possible. So I moved to DC to work hard on getting banged up by a senator. With a little down payment from Daddy my hard-work payed off and I found myself the owner of a condo. At just 25 I had my own place.

I couldn't find any senators that met my expectations, so one morning between twinkees I decided I didn't need a senator; I am special and better than everyone else. What I needed was a loser from a bar. Someone who would be privileged to date me.

I found a drunk loser... took him home, gave him bjs and let him stick it in my majestic arsehole.

He didn't say much... just groaned and said "oh yeah... that's good" but I knew it meant he loved me and I would give meaning to his life. We would be married before I turned a matronly 26. Little did I know he had a mental disorder that wouldnt allow him to see that I am a goddess and a perfect catch.
2013-09-26 09:48:07 AM  
4 votes:
The rarest of birds, the Plump Asian Skank

images1.wikia.nocookie.net
2013-09-26 09:44:46 AM  
4 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-09-26 09:39:51 AM  
4 votes:
Is it me or does anybody else think her voice probably sounds like Lumpy Space Princess from Adventure Time?
2013-09-26 09:22:23 AM  
4 votes:
Another D.C. cum dumpster who doesn't know she's the commodity, not the shopper.
2013-09-26 09:01:11 AM  
4 votes:

CJHardin: She must love that dress/shirt/whale cover thing.

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[quinwoodwardpudotcom.files.wordpress.com image 850x566]
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/and what the hell is going on with her posse?


Be nice. It was the only dress that fit at Target.
2013-09-26 08:54:21 AM  
4 votes:

tinderfitles: When the fark did "rando" become a thing?


Rando has been a thing ever since his battle with Eastman.
2013-09-26 08:52:10 AM  
4 votes:
One of the responses to her blog post:

When Quin Woodward Pu-an overweight, insecure barfly from Georgia with a penchant for Twinkies, daytime TV and visually challenged and desperate men-receives her acceptance to Weightwatchers Institute, she is forced to make a decision between giving up her 8-designer-cupcake-a-day, sloth-like ways and pursuing a more sanctimonious and less caloric intensive path. Type A Diabetes is the memoir of her transition from feeling-eater to outspoken advocate of puerile, self-obsessed blogging. Like many Asian-Americans, she butts heads with her first-generation Chinese father when she strays from his life plan for her to be a subservient, quiet and productive member of society. She is encouraged by her equally clueless friends-from a nearly aborted housewife, to a behemoth BFFL, to a middle-aged psychiatric patient boyfriend-to follow her chocolate-coated dreams of becoming a victim of a drug band message board.

Sums it up nicely.
2013-09-26 11:20:46 AM  
3 votes:
It's not like she deserved it:

FTFA: "It all started two weeks ago, when I met some rando at a bar. He was friendly enough, but annoyingly and sloppily drunk, which is why I offered my email address when he asked for my number. We emailed later that weekend..."


Beer goggles how do they work?  Remember kids.. asian gals...white mans kryptonite.

www.leany.com
2013-09-26 11:12:14 AM  
3 votes:

China White Tea: Do people over the age of 16 really get  that emotionally invested after one or two dates?


what's a date?

api.ning.com
2013-09-26 11:12:07 AM  
3 votes:
Guys listen up, I think I figured out Lumpy Space Princess here. Considering she likes Ted Cruz, and thinks that owning a Condo at 25 is a big unlockable achievement, I can safely assume she's a neocon twatwaffle. But aside from that I think her pathology of self-importance really comes from the fact that she was an Asian Girl growing up in Georgia. Because she was a rare breed, her self-importance was exponentially increased in her mind, because in Georgia, an Asian girl, even a plain, chubby one, is quite the catch. Add to this a completely vindictive personality and teahadist upbringing and leanings, and you have the makings of the next Michelle Malkin.

I mean, I am not excusing her inane behavior, but I like to pretend there is a rational explanation for her crazy. Now my prognostication: In the next five years, she's gonna be banging some old ultraconservative lobbyist in DC, and she will blame the "Liberal Media" for her failure as an Author. She will attempt to win a Fox News gig as the voice of "Young Asian Americans", but fail in that too because she's not blonde enough. After aborting her lobbyist lovechild when she catches him in bed with a 19-year old Brazilian/Canadian stewardess, she washes away in DC bar obscurity, hooks up with a chronic masturbator hopelessly addicted to MMORPGS with a trust fund after a gross sexual encounter in a public restroom, and eeks out the rest of her sad existence as a biatchy customer at Micheal's bothering the employees with useless crafts and being far too old and flabby for her Yoga Pants. At the age of 32, her life will be effectively over.
2013-09-26 10:57:17 AM  
3 votes:
img.fark.net

"Help me, they have my kids"


/Seriously, it looks like they are holding a shotgun to his back.
2013-09-26 10:55:30 AM  
3 votes:

El_Smack: [img.fark.net image 850x566]

                Maybe.                         Sure.                            Probably.                 Maybe.               Like a screen door in a hurricane.


Looks like a Tranny Chorus Line.
2013-09-26 10:45:59 AM  
3 votes:
img.fark.net
And, for the first time since he could remember, Henry Rollins missed Greg Ginn.
2013-09-26 10:29:44 AM  
3 votes:
Quin Pu?
No, Yu Pu?
Not Yu Pu, Mi Pu?
Yu Pu?
No, Quin Pu!
2013-09-26 09:16:46 AM  
3 votes:

serial_crusher: WinoRhino: I just need to make sure she gets this through her thick skull:
Self-published is not published.
Self-published is not published.
Self-published is not published.

But it's on Amazon.com!  The Internet bookstore.  They don't let just anybody drive on the Information SuperCJHardin: She must love that dress/shirt/whale cover thing.

[lbbfinal.files.wordpress.com image 850x566]
[quinwoodwardpudotcom.files.wordpress.com image 850x566]
[lbbfinal.files.wordpress.com image 850x566]
[www.washingtoncitypaper.com image 500x333]
/and what the hell is going on with her posse?

[eclectikrelaxation.com image 400x294]

The one wearing the boots in the first photo.  She'll burn your house down for not calling her the next day, but it might be worth it.


Yeah but she cute...and I bet she shags like a minx.

If you're gonna stick your dick in the crazy...make sure she is at least hot.  This alleged dumped girl looks like E. Honda from Streetfighter.
2013-09-26 09:13:19 AM  
3 votes:

Prank Call of Cthulhu: CJHardin: She must love that dress/shirt/whale cover thing

What does she wear when that one's at the dry cleaners getting the jizz crusties hosed off it?


i476.photobucket.com
2013-09-26 09:08:23 AM  
3 votes:

EvilEgg: Guess she's not used to being the dumped. He was as nice about it as possible.


kstreetmagazine.com

She's used to being dumped, pretty sure.
2013-09-26 08:46:11 AM  
3 votes:
"Cute girl is heading to the gym in 26 minutes."

Subby...why must you turn this place into a house of lies?
2013-09-26 08:40:20 AM  
3 votes:

serial_crusher: what's going on with her right boob in that photo?


after some very casual analysis I've determined that she's reaching maximum density and in an apparent effort to obscure that fact she appears to use creative temporary body modifications to make her boobs appear more alluring.  I'm guessing duct tape... and she's trying to scoop the fat from her belly, sides, shoulders... possibly even her back and bunch it up into something that sometimes resembles boobies.  They don't look quite right a lot of the time which is probably why she preys on men wearing beer-goggles.
2013-09-26 08:27:55 AM  
3 votes:

wild9: wild9: Seems her response was a biatchildish.

Did I forget a space? Let's try again.  biatchildish


Let it go, man - it's Fark filter poetry
2013-09-26 08:25:34 AM  
3 votes:
A biatch AND stuck on herself?  Holy fark! Where do I get in line to date her???
2013-09-27 03:47:00 AM  
2 votes:
As of 3 days ago, this cached version of Brightline Interactive's web page listed her as the Director of Public Relations for Brightline Interactive.

As of today, she's been removed completely from Brightline Interactive's website, with no replacement at all.


Yeah, she meant for all of this to happen...
2013-09-26 03:15:40 PM  
2 votes:

Phinn: chopit: Wessoman: Phinn: Because People in power are Stupid: Judging from her lame blog, she is very, very Republican. So that means she's into anal.

To be fair, she's an embarrassment to every single demographic or other social group to which she could possibly belong.

So far, the list of groups who are ashamed of Ms. Pu's existence includes, by my rough estimate:

1. Women
2. Young people
3. Single people
4. D.C. inhabitants
5. Bloggers
6. Self-published writers
7. Writers of all kinds
8. Asians
9. College graduates
10. Consumers
11. Overweight people
12. Republicans
13. People who are into anal
14. Americans
15. Humanity

16. Georgians
17. Condo Owners
18. Medical Students
19. Vandebilt University Alumni
20. Barflies

21.  Trust-fund babies.

Kornchex: 22.  Her parents.

23.  Anyone named Quin, Woodward or Pu (in any combination)
24. Everyone in the region her parents came from
25. Taylor Swift
26. All of Taylor Swift's fans


27 - rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers, and Methodists
2013-09-26 03:14:28 PM  
2 votes:

valar_morghulis: http://inthecapital.streetwise.co/2013/09/26/brutal-dc-break-up-text- g irl-quin-woodward-pu-has-no-regrets-exclusive-interview/

She sure showed all of us.


Good God, it's that same farking dress...AGAIN!

wp.streetwise.co
2013-09-26 02:30:26 PM  
2 votes:

Literally Addicted: lohphat: Evil Mackerel: She probably posted that while drinking with band of support harpies.

What's the collective noun for harpies?

A shrill? A screech? A talon? A newscast?

According to these guys, it's an aerie, colony or a wake.


A "View" works too...
2013-09-26 02:10:56 PM  
2 votes:

FatPrincess: frepnog: shiate: why does she wear so many ponchos?

hides the belly.

[askmissa.com image 448x336]


is that Barney cosplay?
2013-09-26 01:51:21 PM  
2 votes:

shiate: why does she wear so many ponchos?


tit curtains.

hides the belly.
2013-09-26 01:18:15 PM  
2 votes:

Son of Thunder: tinderfitles: When the fark did "rando" become a thing?

Rando has been a thing ever since his battle with Eastman.


EASTMAN! HE CAME OUT OF THE EAST TO DO BATTLE WITH THE AMAZING  RRRRRRRANDO!

MEACHAM! BELIEVE ME, I WANT TO HELP YOU! (you're holding a mutant turd!)

I expected Neptune, or Mars. (Or Neptune!)

So...there are TWO woodies in this scene.

I REGRET NOTHING!

Side note, driving in...I wanna say a countryside detour around Lexington last week, I saw a sign for Bracktown and immediately shouted "It's the Brack show, starring me, I'm Brack! It's the Brack show and I've got lots of great guests!" Anyways, thanks for the laugh.
2013-09-26 11:49:59 AM  
2 votes:
one of the comments on her blog:

When Quin Woodward Pu-an overweight, insecure barfly from Georgia with a penchant for Twinkies, daytime TV and visually challenged and desperate men-receives her acceptance to Weightwatchers Institute, she is forced to make a decision between giving up her 8-designer-cupcake-a-day, sloth-like ways and pursuing a more sanctimonious and less caloric intensive path. Type A Diabetes is the memoir of her transition from feeling-eater to outspoken advocate of puerile, self-obsessed blogging. Like many Asian-Americans, she butts heads with her first-generation Chinese father when she strays from his life plan for her to be a subservient, quiet and productive member of society. She is encouraged by her equally clueless friends-from a nearly aborted housewife, to a behemoth BFFL, to a middle-aged psychiatric patient boyfriend-to follow her chocolate-coated dreams of becoming a victim of a drug band message board.
2013-09-26 11:00:21 AM  
2 votes:
This girl experienced a LOLocaust.
2013-09-26 10:51:51 AM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net

                Maybe.                         Sure.                            Probably.                 Maybe.               Like a screen door in a hurricane.
2013-09-26 10:44:26 AM  
2 votes:

FinFangFark: DirkTheDaring: I like how you can write your memoir at 25, and call someone else self-aggrandizing.

Fark off...I wrote mine at 17.


Started mine when I was 5. Finished when I was 7. Took me that long because I was only allowed an hour on the computer each night as a kid.

Chapter 7 is about my resentment of that fact.
2013-09-26 10:31:15 AM  
2 votes:
I'm a little disappoint, Fark. There was plenty of crazy to make fun of here and some of you have slipped into the 'look at the fat whale' side of things. While it's prevalent in the world, it's rare we get the opportunity to work with this level of narcissism. There's always going to be a picture of some hulking mass we can all point at... let's give this girl attention where she deserves it the most; her winning personality.

memecrunch.com
2013-09-26 10:24:06 AM  
2 votes:
CJHardin: /and what the hell is going on with her posse?

If you squint, she kinda looks like Henry Rollins in that last one.
2013-09-26 10:14:55 AM  
2 votes:

RedTank: I'm sure this has been said, or perhaps I'm missing something...  But why is she so clearly upset over a guy whom she only went out with twice?


She's crazy. I can tell by the pixels, and I've dated a few crazy women in my day.
2013-09-26 09:22:12 AM  
2 votes:

prjindigo: She showed him her psycho and he bailed quietly, and she attacked him for it.
Where they're at, he can sue her for what she's doing.


I think you're right. He got close enough to smell the crazy and pulled the rip cord.

If he is smart he will just walk away. You can't win with crazy even if crazy is wrong.


This is what it looked like when he sent the text:
awesomelyluvvie.com
2013-09-26 09:18:38 AM  
2 votes:
i42.tinypic.com
2013-09-26 09:17:34 AM  
2 votes:

The Muthaship: walkerhound: EvilEgg: Guess she's not used to being the dumped. He was as nice about it as possible.

[kstreetmagazine.com image 480x360]

She's used to being dumped, pretty sure.

I wonder if her neck told her in person or just texted her that it was leaving.


I showed this thread to my wife and when she saw the photos she laughed and started screaming, "OH NO! A CAMERA! POP THE KNEE! TURTLE-DOWN! HAND ON HIP TO CREATE ARTIFICIAL WAIST!"
2013-09-26 09:09:37 AM  
2 votes:

walkerhound: EvilEgg: Guess she's not used to being the dumped. He was as nice about it as possible.

[kstreetmagazine.com image 480x360]

She's used to being dumped, pretty sure.


She has a Dean Koontz book on her shelf displayed prominently. So not only is she a farking nutter, she has shiatty taste too.
2013-09-26 09:02:46 AM  
2 votes:

CJHardin: She must love that dress/shirt/whale cover thing


What does she wear when that one's at the dry cleaners getting the jizz crusties hosed off it?
2013-09-26 08:58:58 AM  
2 votes:
She must love that dress/shirt/whale cover thing.

lbbfinal.files.wordpress.com
quinwoodwardpudotcom.files.wordpress.com
lbbfinal.files.wordpress.com
www.washingtoncitypaper.com
/and what the hell is going on with her posse?
2013-09-26 08:58:33 AM  
2 votes:

Son of Thunder: tinderfitles: When the fark did "rando" become a thing?

Rando has been a thing ever since his battle with Eastman.


wait a minute.  The Amazing Rando?  He would never date this chick.
2013-09-26 08:50:32 AM  
2 votes:

HotIgneous Intruder: I think I saw her profile on match dot com, the clearing house for broken souls.


www.oilogosphere.com
2013-09-26 08:49:57 AM  
2 votes:
She sounds like the coontiest coont to have ever coonted.
2013-09-26 08:46:44 AM  
2 votes:

jaylectricity: tinderfitles: When the fark did "rando" become a thing?

Wise up grandpa, didn't you watch Buckwild on MTV?


I used to be with it, but then they changed what *it* was. Now what I'm with isn't *it*, and what's *it* seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to you.
2013-09-26 08:42:07 AM  
2 votes:

FarkinNortherner: [banter.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com image 291x381]

Still, at least she's got a lovely personality. Oh, wait...


www.examiner.com

"Men will actually begin desiring women who have great personalities. In
a related story, breasts will be renamed 'personalities.' "
2013-09-26 08:40:50 AM  
2 votes:

Texian: I blame Sex In The City.


This.

I dated Carrie. Not Seabiscuit, but a flouncy shoe obsessed heart-breaking cocktail bar infecting twunt.
2013-09-26 08:38:17 AM  
2 votes:

mesmer242: [www.elevenwarriors.com image 624x317]

/at least his sacrifice has warned others
//don't think she'll be winning over many strangers in the near future


No. This little stunt has ensured that she's destined to die alone in a room full of cats.
2013-09-26 08:35:43 AM  
2 votes:
www.elevenwarriors.com

/at least his sacrifice has warned others
//don't think she'll be winning over many strangers in the near future
2013-09-26 08:29:22 AM  
2 votes:
I don't think publishing your own book quite counts as "being published." You know, because the phrase implies that you were acted upon by a publishing company, not that you went on the internet and shiat out some terrible memoirs of your uninteresting life.

Also, sprinkling in random "big words" does not make you sound intelligent. It makes you sound like a dumb person with a thesaurus and an inflated view of herself.
2013-09-26 08:27:09 AM  
2 votes:
Sounds like the guy read her musings online after he sobered up and decided to run away before it was too late.

...but it was already... too.... late
2013-09-26 08:25:09 AM  
2 votes:
She seems a little obsessed - with a drunk guy she has dinner with.  Maybe she was off her meds

Also

vudukungfu: Bullet. dodged.


So.Much.This

And as many have said, she has not been anywhere near a gym

quinwoodwardpudotcom.files.wordpress.com
2013-09-26 08:24:03 AM  
2 votes:

Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless


I can't speak for everyone, but I'm only here for the douche-hating thread.

Some classic douche-hating threads from the past:
farm4.staticflickr.com
i84.photobucket.com
2013-09-26 08:22:33 AM  
2 votes:
Men always forget:  Hell hath no fury....

This one time I broke  up with a GF around 1992, cost me a leather jacket, my 3 favorite shirts and my only pair of glasses.  Then she banged my best friend.  I got off easy.
2013-09-26 08:19:31 AM  
2 votes:
www.recourseresource.com

Your damn right I invented it's not you it's me!
2013-09-26 08:16:47 AM  
2 votes:
Reading the descriptions of her two books on Amazon really tells you all you need to know.

And there was close to 40 one star reviews all posted yesterday. Expect a follow up article in the next few days about her courageous struggle against the internet.
2013-09-26 08:14:56 AM  
2 votes:

vudukungfu: Bullet. dodged.


This!
2013-09-26 07:48:02 AM  
2 votes:
That's why it's always better to let them think that they are breaking it off with you.

In this case, simply tell her that you lost your job. You were downsized or whatever -- she'll go away.
2013-09-27 10:34:17 AM  
1 votes:

FarkinNortherner: devlincarnate, ongbok:

She was on their website yesterday and it was on her LinkedIn profile. Somebody got shiatcanned.


Blogging at work caught up with Quin in a last straw kind of way, maybe? I can picture the board or C-suite reviewing Quin's posting dates or Twitter time-stamps after receiving a few work-unrelated calls to the general switchboard in the past few days.
2013-09-27 10:11:01 AM  
1 votes:
devlincarnate, ongbok:

She was on their website yesterday and it was on her LinkedIn profile. Somebody got shiatcanned.
2013-09-27 06:27:30 AM  
1 votes:

devlin carnate: devlin carnate: As of 3 days ago, this cached version of Brightline Interactive's web page listed her as the Director of Public Relations for Brightline Interactive.

As of today, she's been removed completely from Brightline Interactive's website, with no replacement at all.


Yeah, she meant for all of this to happen...

oh well, my bad.  old site was old, about 1 year to the day.  guess she could've been long gone already.  apologies.


That place isn't even listed on her linked in page.
2013-09-26 09:36:05 PM  
1 votes:
Hey!  I just realized this:  I have two books and a condom.  So close.  Almost made it.
2013-09-26 04:43:48 PM  
1 votes:

Because People in power are Stupid: Crudbucket: FrancoFile: Phinn: CJHardin: Phinn: chopit: Wessoman: Phinn: Because People in power are Stupid: Judging from her lame blog, she is very, very Republican. So that means she's into anal.

To be fair, she's an embarrassment to every single demographic or other social group to which she could possibly belong.

So far, the list of groups who are ashamed of Ms. Pu's existence includes, by my rough estimate:

1. Women
2. Young people
3. Single people
4. D.C. inhabitants
5. Bloggers
6. Self-published writers
7. Writers of all kinds
8. Asians
9. College graduates
10. Consumers
11. Overweight people
12. Republicans
13. People who are into anal
14. Americans
15. Humanity

16. Georgians
17. Condo Owners
18. Medical Students
19. Vandebilt University Alumni
20. Barflies

21.  Trust-fund babies.

Kornchex: 22.  Her parents.

23.  Anyone named Quin, Woodward or Pu (in any combination)
24. Everyone in the region her parents came from
25. Taylor Swift
26. All of Taylor Swift's fans

27 - rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers, and Methodists

28. Cute girls
29. John Fitzgerald Page

30. Sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads.

31. Every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse, and doghouse in that area.

32. Cereal Killers


33. Breakfast serials
2013-09-26 04:38:25 PM  
1 votes:

Crudbucket: FrancoFile: Phinn: CJHardin: Phinn: chopit: Wessoman: Phinn: Because People in power are Stupid: Judging from her lame blog, she is very, very Republican. So that means she's into anal.

To be fair, she's an embarrassment to every single demographic or other social group to which she could possibly belong.

So far, the list of groups who are ashamed of Ms. Pu's existence includes, by my rough estimate:

1. Women
2. Young people
3. Single people
4. D.C. inhabitants
5. Bloggers
6. Self-published writers
7. Writers of all kinds
8. Asians
9. College graduates
10. Consumers
11. Overweight people
12. Republicans
13. People who are into anal
14. Americans
15. Humanity

16. Georgians
17. Condo Owners
18. Medical Students
19. Vandebilt University Alumni
20. Barflies

21.  Trust-fund babies.

Kornchex: 22.  Her parents.

23.  Anyone named Quin, Woodward or Pu (in any combination)
24. Everyone in the region her parents came from
25. Taylor Swift
26. All of Taylor Swift's fans

27 - rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers, and Methodists

28. Cute girls
29. John Fitzgerald Page

30. Sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads.

31. Every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse, and doghouse in that area.


32. Cereal Killers
2013-09-26 04:34:12 PM  
1 votes:
So she's playing the "I don't give a fark" angle.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

And reading the Q&A...it's apparent she is one of those that learns a new word, and tries to use it in any conversation....and is always out of context.

Yes we all know she's getting books sales...there were idiots who bought Rebecca Black's song just to troll.   It'll be interesting when some news channel actually brings her in for an interview, and is lambasted (See how I used that word correctly Pu?) live on the air.
2013-09-26 04:32:43 PM  
1 votes:
I am betting she will be buried in that dress unless her cats claw it up.
2013-09-26 04:26:59 PM  
1 votes:

FrancoFile: Phinn: CJHardin: Phinn: chopit: Wessoman: Phinn: Because People in power are Stupid: Judging from her lame blog, she is very, very Republican. So that means she's into anal.

To be fair, she's an embarrassment to every single demographic or other social group to which she could possibly belong.

So far, the list of groups who are ashamed of Ms. Pu's existence includes, by my rough estimate:

1. Women
2. Young people
3. Single people
4. D.C. inhabitants
5. Bloggers
6. Self-published writers
7. Writers of all kinds
8. Asians
9. College graduates
10. Consumers
11. Overweight people
12. Republicans
13. People who are into anal
14. Americans
15. Humanity

16. Georgians
17. Condo Owners
18. Medical Students
19. Vandebilt University Alumni
20. Barflies

21.  Trust-fund babies.

Kornchex: 22.  Her parents.

23.  Anyone named Quin, Woodward or Pu (in any combination)
24. Everyone in the region her parents came from
25. Taylor Swift
26. All of Taylor Swift's fans

27 - rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers, and Methodists

28. Cute girls
29. John Fitzgerald Page

30. Sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads.


31. Every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse, and doghouse in that area.
2013-09-26 03:35:30 PM  
1 votes:

Phinn: CJHardin: Phinn: chopit: Wessoman: Phinn: Because People in power are Stupid: Judging from her lame blog, she is very, very Republican. So that means she's into anal.

To be fair, she's an embarrassment to every single demographic or other social group to which she could possibly belong.

So far, the list of groups who are ashamed of Ms. Pu's existence includes, by my rough estimate:

1. Women
2. Young people
3. Single people
4. D.C. inhabitants
5. Bloggers
6. Self-published writers
7. Writers of all kinds
8. Asians
9. College graduates
10. Consumers
11. Overweight people
12. Republicans
13. People who are into anal
14. Americans
15. Humanity

16. Georgians
17. Condo Owners
18. Medical Students
19. Vandebilt University Alumni
20. Barflies

21.  Trust-fund babies.

Kornchex: 22.  Her parents.

23.  Anyone named Quin, Woodward or Pu (in any combination)
24. Everyone in the region her parents came from
25. Taylor Swift
26. All of Taylor Swift's fans

27 - rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers, and Methodists

28. Cute girls
29. John Fitzgerald Page


30. Sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads.
2013-09-26 03:20:00 PM  
1 votes:

CJHardin: Phinn: chopit: Wessoman: Phinn: Because People in power are Stupid: Judging from her lame blog, she is very, very Republican. So that means she's into anal.

To be fair, she's an embarrassment to every single demographic or other social group to which she could possibly belong.

So far, the list of groups who are ashamed of Ms. Pu's existence includes, by my rough estimate:

1. Women
2. Young people
3. Single people
4. D.C. inhabitants
5. Bloggers
6. Self-published writers
7. Writers of all kinds
8. Asians
9. College graduates
10. Consumers
11. Overweight people
12. Republicans
13. People who are into anal
14. Americans
15. Humanity

16. Georgians
17. Condo Owners
18. Medical Students
19. Vandebilt University Alumni
20. Barflies

21.  Trust-fund babies.

Kornchex: 22.  Her parents.

23.  Anyone named Quin, Woodward or Pu (in any combination)
24. Everyone in the region her parents came from
25. Taylor Swift
26. All of Taylor Swift's fans

27 - rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers, and Methodists


But not the Irish?
2013-09-26 03:18:48 PM  
1 votes:

mjohnson71: valar_morghulis: http://inthecapital.streetwise.co/2013/09/26/brutal-dc-break-up-text- g irl-quin-woodward-pu-has-no-regrets-exclusive-interview/

She sure showed all of us.

Good God, it's that same farking dress...AGAIN!

[wp.streetwise.co image 826x556]


i like the scarred knees.  makes her look like an escaped sex slave.
2013-09-26 03:15:41 PM  
1 votes:

baconbeard: mesmer242:
//don't think she'll be winning over many strangers in the near future
No. This little stunt has ensured that she's destined to die alone in a room full of cats.


And then they'll eat her. It'll be the first useful service she's performed her entire life.
2013-09-26 03:09:17 PM  
1 votes:

Wogus: It also fills me with the urge to squeeze my girlfriend.


okay.  i'll send her home.

/i keed
//i love this thread
///two epic threads in one day!!!
2013-09-26 02:15:30 PM  
1 votes:

Dogfacedgod: Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless

Get your farking ass back in the kitchen before you catch a beatin'.


Those sorts of jokes aren't even funny, and they just reinforce the idea that all internet people are misogynistic men. I just hope it doesn't look like that by defending a woman I am implying they are weak and need defending. That would be awful.

Can't we all just get along?
2013-09-26 01:50:06 PM  
1 votes:

Evil Mackerel: She probably posted that while drinking with band of support harpies.


What's the collective noun for harpies?

A shrill? A screech? A talon? A newscast?
2013-09-26 01:44:51 PM  
1 votes:

Smelly Pirate Hooker: I am amused by all the Fark Psychologists diagnosing her.

She's not bipolar or some shiat like that. She's a fairly typical, self-centered and yet insecure 20-something. She takes anything less than enthusiastic endorsement as an insult, so she has to "show" the offender that he means nothing by writing a "joke" put-down and making it public. An actually secure person would say, "Eh, his loss" and move on without elaborate commentary. But to the share-everything generation, if the entire world doesn't know you did something, it doesn't count, thus her dumb blog. A lot of people (and not just 20-somethings) are under the impression that everybody has to like them and they are always unpleasantly surprised to find out that that's not true and often react out of proportion to the perceived insult. Men react by threatening to kick someone's ass. Women react by saying/writing biatchy things on their blogs/Facebook page/Twitter.


Good point. The technology changes the picture. I recall once when I worked psych emergency at a county hospital and a guy said there were people on radios everywhere talking about him. This was 1991 and cell phones were proliferating and the staff did chuckle that it wasn't helping our paranoid clients AT ALL to see that in real life.

Other fun story: Guy comes into the drop-in clinic in San Francisco, sort of emotionally flat, said something about having been to the shopping mall for an ECT and it was wired up to a doctor's office in Reno that gave back the results. Sounded like pretty much garden-variety psychosis to me, so I talk to our psychiatrist about it who says, "Oh yeah, they're doing that at the mall, it's pretty cool. Inexpensive for people and the clinic in Reno sends back results right away."

OK, then, re-assess.
2013-09-26 01:22:10 PM  
1 votes:

frepnog: CJHardin: A major publisher had already offered to publish her book, but Ms. Woodward Pu decided to self-publish, and was rewarded with the first 24 hours of her books launch, she made almost as much money as the publisher offered for the entire deal."

yeah, no.

unless the "major publisher" was her father, who offered to pick up the tab.

biatch was never ever ever offered a deal for this trash.


Wait - It's entirely possible that a publisher offered her no money, and she then made no money in the first 24 hours.  I'll even say it's "highly likely."
2013-09-26 01:00:34 PM  
1 votes:

CJHardin: "Ms. Woodward Pu regaled her friends with emails detailing her new life in DC, and when Christmas 2009 came, she took up her mother's tradition of writing an annual Christmas letter. Realizing the wealth of material she'd generated in just six months in her post-college life, she realized to herself, "I could write a book!"


I immediately picture this:

s3-ec.buzzfed.com
2013-09-26 12:25:11 PM  
1 votes:
I don't think she's the Taylor Swift of internet blogs.  Taylor Swift has some talent, has earned millions of dollars, and there are some people in the world who would want to f*ck her.
2013-09-26 12:18:05 PM  
1 votes:

Lady J: So it IS interesting, that while this particular woman may be stupid, spoiled and deluded, nigh on 500 posts worth of guys queued up to say so. Im not even sure terrorists get that much hate.


Really?  What's interesting about it?
2013-09-26 11:58:12 AM  
1 votes:

wxboy: Because People in power are Stupid: Her response:

http://littleblackblog.net/2013/09/25/the-morning-after/

I celebrated my 26th bday with entire species of troglodyte-sapiens effectively paying my mortgage in ad and book sales in 36 hours and going fantastically nutso about my outrageous, offensive, and completely factual response to someone. I'll save everyone the googling to report that yes, I am a writer, and yes, I write pretty egregiously honest memoirs. The Taylor Swift of literature. It has worked out quite well thus far.

What a biatch.


Troglodyte is one of those words that you need a lot of banked cred to use.  Charles Pierce type of cred.  When a woman like this uses it she comes off as pseudo-intellectual, especially when paired with a phrase like, "The Taylor Swift of literature."

/I wish it were a biatchillier in here.
//Love that Fark filter.
2013-09-26 11:34:25 AM  
1 votes:

joyride75: Whatever you do, don't read this excerpt from the, ahem,  publishedauthor.

http://littleblackblog.net/2013/09/26/chapter-3-of-type-a/


Oh God.
That's Sex and the City meets Gray's Anatomy meets Washingtonienne as written by a sorority girl who barely passed creative writing in high school.

I think I could write a Perl script to generate that crap.
2013-09-26 11:18:57 AM  
1 votes:

FrancoFile: She's channeling Margaret Cho, too.


Came here to say this, leaving thread satisfied and giggling like a damn kid at the responses.
2013-09-26 11:15:39 AM  
1 votes:

Wessoman: Guys listen up, I think I figured out Lumpy Space Princess here. Considering she likes Ted Cruz, and thinks that owning a Condo at 25 is a big unlockable achievement, I can safely assume she's a neocon twatwaffle. But aside from that I think her pathology of self-importance really comes from the fact that she was an Asian Girl growing up in Georgia. Because she was a rare breed, her self-importance was exponentially increased in her mind, because in Georgia, an Asian girl, even a plain, chubby one, is quite the catch. Add to this a completely vindictive personality and teahadist upbringing and leanings, and you have the makings of the next Michelle Malkin.

I mean, I am not excusing her inane behavior, but I like to pretend there is a rational explanation for her crazy. Now my prognostication: In the next five years, she's gonna be banging some old ultraconservative lobbyist in DC, and she will blame the "Liberal Media" for her failure as an Author. She will attempt to win a Fox News gig as the voice of "Young Asian Americans", but fail in that too because she's not blonde enough. After aborting her lobbyist lovechild when she catches him in bed with a 19-year old Brazilian/Canadian stewardess, she washes away in DC bar obscurity, hooks up with a chronic masturbator hopelessly addicted to MMORPGS with a trust fund after a gross sexual encounter in a public restroom, and eeks out the rest of her sad existence as a biatchy customer at Micheal's bothering the employees with useless crafts and being far too old and flabby for her Yoga Pants. At the age of 32, her life will be effectively over.


I lived in Atlanta and saw plenty of Asians, attractive ones and ugly ones.  Plus Atlanta must have have the largest amount of Korean Rub And Tug parlors outside of San Francisco.
2013-09-26 11:08:31 AM  
1 votes:

orclover: This one time I broke up with a GF around 1992, cost me a leather jacket, my 3 favorite shirts and my only pair of glasses. Then she banged my best friend. I got off easy.


So did your friend.

/rimshot
2013-09-26 10:43:04 AM  
1 votes:

FrancoFile: FinFangFark: DirkTheDaring: I like how you can write your memoir at 25, and call someone else self-aggrandizing.

Fark off...I wrote mine at 17.

Chapter 7 was about learning to tie your shoes?


That's chapter 3.  By chapter 7 I always owned a condo.
2013-09-26 10:34:52 AM  
1 votes:

frepnog: theflatline: "meet me out front while I get the car" but then I would go back to bed because the security doors would close, and they could not get back in.

OUT STANDING


and waiting...

/....still waiting, you bastard
2013-09-26 10:34:42 AM  
1 votes:

manimal2878: DjangoStonereaver: It was still gutless to dump her via a text, even if she may have gone a bit overboard in shaming him on
her blog.

No it's not.  Maybe in the early 2000s that would be true, before texting became as ubiquitous as it is now. People don't call each other to talk as much anymore, texting is how many people communicate.


If you can't mandate that a guy has to break up in person, how is one supposed to effectively use crying as a manipulation tactic?
2013-09-26 10:34:06 AM  
1 votes:

Literally Addicted: bunner: EngineerAU: It's a question of quality of construction and quality of neighbors. If you own in a quality building with logically thought out floor plans and good construction practices, you rarely hear the neighbors.

I don't think I will ever shell out 200k for the privilege of sleeping in an apartment building,

If only they went so cheap here.  If you can afford twice that for 600sf by the time you're 25 (without, assuming, getting the money from your parents), then you can be a little smug.  Just a little.


Not really.  Mortgages are anchors.  At that age, especially, stay the hell away from debt -- it's a dream killer only a baby can top.
2013-09-26 10:32:44 AM  
1 votes:

WinoRhino: She wants to be the Asian Chelsea Lately


Well, then, I guess she'll have to bang the Asian Fifty Cent. Which, as far as I can figure, would be this guy.

cdn.popdust.com
2013-09-26 10:30:09 AM  
1 votes:

theflatline: "meet me out front while I get the car" but then I would go back to bed because the security doors would close, and they could not get back in.


OUTSTANDING
2013-09-26 10:27:11 AM  
1 votes:

EngineerAU: Rapmaster2000: It reminds me of "I live in a Buckhead high-rise WITH a concierge".

It's douchey to use that as a status symbol but trust me, if you ever make the mistake of sticking your dick in crazy, a concierge is great to have. Most won't even have the nerve to come in the building and try to get past the doorman and the few who do, won't get anywhere near your door.

Prank Call of Cthulhu: I'm still trying to figure out the "as a 25 year old with a condo" comment. That makes you cool...why? Doesn't this just say to the world, "I hate renting, but I love sharing walls with complete strangers"?

It's a question of quality of construction and quality of neighbors. If you own in a quality building with logically thought out floor plans and good construction practices, you rarely hear the neighbors. If you're in a low end building made up of cheap sheetrock with bedrooms next to the neighbor's living room and half the units rented out to freshmen at the local community college, you're going to have a bad time.


I used to live in downtown Jacksonville in a very nice building with swipe card security, and the great thing was it was located within a three block radius of about six bars and four night clubs.  So I could walk to them, and usually if I picked up, girls were always interested in seeing my building.

Twice I took home crazy.

1. Once a gorgeous 21 year old who woke me up at three in the morning saying he friend had been beat up by her coke dealer and we needed to go rescue her.
2. Drunk I met a good looking chubbo at the bar who would roll in twice a week for some loving, who after the third session admitted to me that she was married, but her and I should go on regular dates, like dinner, movies, hold hands etc.

The solution, "meet me out front while I get the car" but then I would go back to bed because the security doors would close, and they could not get back in.
2013-09-26 10:26:57 AM  
1 votes:

CJHardin: Methinks the erase tool was used a bit liberally on the bottom halve of her person during the photoshopping


short stubby fat fingers.

ladies, you can't hide those hands.
2013-09-26 10:23:25 AM  
1 votes:

sandi_fish: She really needs a better bra.


I don't think it will help. It would be like trying to put two big magnets together, there will always be some repulsion there.
2013-09-26 10:20:32 AM  
1 votes:

orclover: Then she banged my best friend. I got off


I may have read that wrong.
2013-09-26 09:59:19 AM  
1 votes:
just met he is not looking for a relationship and hopes she'll understand because she's "funny, smart" and "cool"; girl proceeds to ruin guy's life by forwarding private text messages he sent her to his bosses, said the website that makes its living posting inane bits of people's private lives.
2013-09-26 09:52:45 AM  
1 votes:

LandOfChocolate: The rarest of birds, the

North American small breasted Plump Asian Skank

[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 720x540]


FTFY
2013-09-26 09:50:33 AM  
1 votes:

crab66: [i.imgur.com image 850x566]


Looks like they watched Sex and the City a little too closely.  Those kind of broads were the easiest --- put on a suit and smoke a cigar and they'd flock around you.

/They're 25 year old cougars
2013-09-26 09:41:14 AM  
1 votes:

uber humper: His book


She's a man?
2013-09-26 09:38:13 AM  
1 votes:

topcon: Um, "dating" for two weeks, it's perfectly acceptable to "break up" over text.  What a stupid farking coont.  It's not as if they were dating for months, where it wouldn't be acceptable.  I wonder why some coont at Gawker would even run this story.  I'd call her a coont to her face.  coont.


shiat man...two weeks...I just no call no show.  Still in that "meh, whatever" period at two weeks.

He probably was shiatfaced.  Hit her up via email...thinking he had a freebie lined up...eventually they went to dinner, and he saw her show down on 3 lobsters and 4 steaks (but to be honest, the lobsters at that restaurant were the six of matchbooks) and he decided to have a few shots after she made her carnal proposal of fornicating until his demise.

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

At which point he made vacation plans to ease his severe anxiety attack.  Once he knew he was out of her "Hulk Smash" range....he sent the text.
2013-09-26 09:36:51 AM  
1 votes:
ecx.images-amazon.com

His book is getting bombed in the reviews.

/That there, is an asshole
2013-09-26 09:35:53 AM  
1 votes:
I seriously have to book this photographer.

photos.nakevaphotography.com
I'm going to presume that the "photographer" in question is the ugliest friend who just got a new digital SLR. Some times there are just too many pixels.
2013-09-26 09:35:33 AM  
1 votes:
Let this be a warning to Gym.
2013-09-26 09:34:08 AM  
1 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Wtf is up with her head?? If she some kinda Asian?


She is the exception to the rule that Asian girls are pretty and feminine.

Actually, she might be quite attractive if she dropped 60lbs and worked out a little... maybe if she learned to not have that droopy-jaw smirk.

Still... personality of a rich guys daughter with no redeeming personality... and an over inflated self opinion will ruin her life for her.

Anyone want to bet daddy bought that condo for her that she is so proud of?

And both her dresses too!
2013-09-26 09:25:50 AM  
1 votes:
2013-09-26 09:19:59 AM  
1 votes:

CJHardin: with her posse?


she likes the finger things in there?
2013-09-26 09:13:46 AM  
1 votes:
I hope he at least gave her AIDS first.
2013-09-26 09:09:27 AM  
1 votes:
Ladies?  What you say.

"Well, I have two books out and my own condo and I get invited to ALL the important parties and my BFFs are eau, so, like the bestest people and they get to come with me to the most star studded soirees and of course, I'm working on my first novella and my blog is ..."

What we hear.

"Ew weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh  YOU ARE SO LUCKY I AM EVEN TALKING TO YOU! weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh"
2013-09-26 09:07:40 AM  
1 votes:

doloresonthedottedline: Fafai:

I had one send anonymous threats with words cut and pasted from magazines like ransom notes. Three of them, each signed "The Caretaker".

/Were together about a month.

Congratulations, you found the top tier of crazy--potential serial killers--in the wild! You'll probably forever be at risk of being murdered now.


If I'm going to die, I hope she feels the need to explain to me WHY in person first. It'll be nonsense of course, but seeing as she's that crazy, assuming I had my faculties intact I could probably talk her into a threesome with the wife before she gets all murdery.

/Bleh, she'd never go for that type.
//Maybe just me, then?
///If I don't, she'll kill us! I'm doing this for you!
2013-09-26 09:07:03 AM  
1 votes:
The guy was perfectly fine doing what he did.  They only hung out a few times.

Upon hanging out with someone before you start dating them, you are perfectly justified to end things if you suspect the biatch is crazy, as she was.   To make things worse, she is a heifer.

There is nothing more awful than a fat girl with an attitude.
2013-09-26 09:05:18 AM  
1 votes:

The Muthaship: CJHardin: and what the hell is going on with her posse?

There's a lot of pain and shame in those faces.


Where one man sees a wasteland, I see potential

Never underestimate the powers of persuasion over desperate women. In fact that right there is a case study in hitting on and banging the ugliest one in the group to get the best looking one to throw everything she has at you in bed.
2013-09-26 09:03:42 AM  
1 votes:
I just need to make sure she gets this through her thick skull:
Self-published is not published.
Self-published is not published.
Self-published is not published.

Also, calling yourself a "memoirist?" WTF is that all about? Anyone under the age of 50 should  be banned from writing a memoir. Anyone who dies before that age and can't write it on their own is out of luck and should settle for a cool biopic.

Now, from the Amazon.com listing:

"When Quin Woodward Pu-a straight-A Asian-American extrovert from Georgia with a penchant for vodka, designer shoes, and older men ..."

Asian Chelsea Lately

"-receives her acceptance letter from Johns Hopkins Medical School, she is forced to make a decision between giving up her hard-partying, man-eating ways and continuing her fabulous VIP lifestyle and pursuing a more glitzy and glamorous career. "

Failed humble-brag showcasing her myopic view of life and immaturity.

"Type A+ is the memoir of her transition from MCAT-teaching pre-med free clinic volunteer to directionless, yet fabulous and resourceful, freelance writer. "

The downward spiral into denial and deluded self-aggrandizing.

"Like many Asian-Americans, she butts heads with her first-generation Chinese father when she strays from his life plan for her to attend a top medical program. "

Requisite stereotypes

She is encouraged by her histrionic but loyal friends-from an undiagnosed alcoholic roommate, to a bohemian BFFL, to a middle-aged playboy dermatologist boyfriend -to follow her champagne-soaked dreams of becoming a journalist.

She is given bad advice from several other damaged personalities that claw at her to join them in their pit of self-destructive desperate-to-get-out-of-my-own-consciousness existence.

Thanks, I'll pass. Just like every other legitimate publishing house already has.
2013-09-26 09:03:07 AM  
1 votes:

CJHardin: She must love that dress/shirt/whale cover thing.

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/and what the hell is going on with her posse?


eclectikrelaxation.com
2013-09-26 09:02:12 AM  
1 votes:

CJHardin: and what the hell is going on with her posse?


There's a lot of pain and shame in those faces.
2013-09-26 08:55:50 AM  
1 votes:
I love that the filter keeps stepping in to call her a biatch.
2013-09-26 08:55:20 AM  
1 votes:

hasty ambush: she is forced to make a decision between giving up her hard-partying, man-eating ways


Is that why she's so tubby? She actually eats people?
2013-09-26 08:54:52 AM  
1 votes:
the guy was polite in his text.  he could have said "look hon, I was drunk when I met and banged you in the bathroom at the club that night.  I had a good time, you swallowed like a champ, but on the second outing I realized you were a nutter and also a biatchunkier than I like my daytime companions (no fat chicks).  fark off".
2013-09-26 08:53:29 AM  
1 votes:

CleanAndPure: What bugged me was that she lived with parents with telephone area plus... calls were free for her to make via landline. I was across county line so cost me 20¢ plus per minute.


I stopped calling a girl once because dialing her number was a pain in the ass, too many 0's and 9's

/letsseehowbadidatemyselfthere
2013-09-26 08:53:15 AM  
1 votes:

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"When Quin Woodward Pu-a straight-A Asian-American extrovert from Georgia with a penchant for vodka, designer shoes, and older men-receives her acceptance letter from Johns Hopkins Medical School, she is forced to make a decision between giving up her hard-partying, man-eating ways and continuing her fabulous VIP lifestyle and pursuing a more glitzy and glamorous career. Type A+ is the memoir of her transition from MCAT-teaching pre-med free clinic volunteer to directionless, yet fabulous and resourceful, freelance writer. Like many Asian-Americans, she butts heads with her first-generation Chinese father when she strays from his life plan for her to attend a top medical program. She is encouraged by her histrionic but loyal friends-from an undiagnosed alcoholic roommate, to a bohemian BFFL, to a middle-aged playboy dermatologist boyfriend -to follow her champagne-soaked dreams of becoming a journalist. "

26 of 32 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars I will be reviewing this in text format.
This is the BEST book about narcissistic personality disorder that I've ever read!!! I'm truly impressed by the amount of self-awareness you possess.


1.0 out of 5 stars Another Trite Attempt, May 8, 2012
By
I wish I could write more about this book, mainly in an attempt to help others avoid it all cost. But I learned long ago to save my breath when reviewing terrible "literature."

Please, do not read, purchase or allow any other close friends or family come into contact with this book. You will not live out the day.

1.0 out of 5 stars Could you be more full of yourself?, September 25, 2013
By
Travis Mac -
This review is from: Type A+ (Paperback)
Wow, absolutely terrible. Could this girl be more smitten with her mediocrity? "I'm 25 and own a condo!"... Yipee...

Read the preview and you'll see exactly why you shouldn't buy this book. If you have read the whole thing and rated it more than 1 star than you are either a family member of the author, or the author herself.

1.0 out of 5 stars Awful, September 25, 2013
By
Erik -
This review is from: Type A+ (Paperback)
This is not a book to be set aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.

That being said, it made a wonderful THUMP sound when it hit the back of the fireplace and into the fire.
2013-09-26 08:52:02 AM  
1 votes:

tinderfitles: jaylectricity: tinderfitles: When the fark did "rando" become a thing?

Wise up grandpa, didn't you watch Buckwild on MTV?

I used to be with it, but then they changed what *it* was. Now what I'm with isn't *it*, and what's *it* seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to you.


I remember first hearing girls saying "random" 15 years ago in my early 20s.  I tried to argue that everything is technically random so using random doesn't really describe anything unusual.

Why yes, I did not get laid.
2013-09-26 08:50:41 AM  
1 votes:
She is kind of cute, but given that the guy is some "Rando" she met at a bar and only went out with twice, I don't see the farking problem. That's not breaking up. That's entirely deserving of a text ending. That's not a budding great relationship they are in, and can hardly even be considered dating yet.

So while the text breakup maybe wasn't the epitome of awesome on the guys part, she is a heinous coont for trying to get him fired.

/welcome to new feminism
//where destroying the penis havers is more important than things like, decency and self respect
2013-09-26 08:48:40 AM  
1 votes:

tinderfitles: When the fark did "rando" become a thing?


Brawndo! It's got electrolytes!

mbillips: I bet her Craig's List ad says that she's "sassy" (a biatch), "painfully honest" (mean), and "a free spirit" (crazy), who "wants the best" (is a snob) and is "willing to go out and get it." (selfish and greedy).


She also enjoys, "The finer things in life."
I think I saw her profile on match dot com, the clearing house for broken souls.
2013-09-26 08:44:53 AM  
1 votes:
I kinda have chemistry with pretty much everyone, because I really like talking to people and winning over complete strangers.

Oh, god, it's THIS person.
2013-09-26 08:43:23 AM  
1 votes:
This she-creature is a very typical D.C. power-seeking courtier hoar slut biatch on a date with whom you're expected to bring your updated resume and most recent W-2 form(s). Merely presenting them with a (large) penis doesn't soothe these types and they are latently mentally ill.

You don't wanna go there, don't stick your dick, etc.
2013-09-26 08:42:53 AM  
1 votes:

FinFangFark: jaylectricity: Wow...and to think what that girl I stopped answering the phone to after two dates thinks of me. I just saw her yesterday and she was icy.

I had a roomate in college that met a girl in class.  He claims they never banged.  But they "dated" for a couple of weeks.  One day I got home from work, and within a 6 hour period, she left 17 messages, on top of the other 5 hangups.

I told him I didnt want her crazy ass anywhere near my apartment.


I had one send anonymous threats with words cut and pasted from magazines like ransom notes. Three of them, each signed "The Caretaker".

/Were together about a month.
2013-09-26 08:39:30 AM  
1 votes:
The way I see it, a good way to break up is to send a message "Sorry, I have to break up, I'm into (insert the most depraved sexual act you can think of here), and I just don't think you'd like it"

Regardless of her/his response, either "You sick bastard,"  or "Well hello studmuffin!... ;) " you're a winnar

/unless of course she/he forwards the message to your mother.
2013-09-26 08:38:53 AM  
1 votes:

kbronsito: DjangoStonereaver: EvilEgg: Guess she's not used to being the dumped. He was as nice about it as possible.

It was still gutless to dump her via a text, even if she may have gone a bit overboard in shaming him on
her blog.

they went on two dates. is that even a dump? It really seems more like him letting her know that he doesn't want to be in a relationship with her so he doesn't have to dump her in the near future. Does that really need to be done in person?


I got to get outta here, pronto. I got a stage five clinger. Stage five, virgin, clinger.
2013-09-26 08:32:21 AM  
1 votes:

wild9: wild9: Seems her response was a biatchildish.

Did I forget a space? Let's try again.  biatchildish


The filter is too powerful to be stopped by a space, context be damned.

/Seriously, it just does that.
2013-09-26 08:30:22 AM  
1 votes:
Meh, still not as bad as that "mailman, stop stalking me!" chick.
2013-09-26 08:29:12 AM  
1 votes:

Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless


Jumping the gun a little with the first blood on this one, huh? If you'd waited until someone actually equated her to all women, you could have maintained some semblance of transparency here. Maybe.
2013-09-26 08:28:31 AM  
1 votes:

Prank Call of Cthulhu: I'm still trying to figure out the "as a 25 year old with a condo" comment. That makes you cool...why? Doesn't this just say to the world, "I hate renting, but I love sharing walls with complete strangers"?

Also, unless that dress is somehow yanking on them, gravity has not been kind to her in her 25 years.


It reminds me of "I live in a Buckhead high-rise WITH a concierge".

Ooooh, a tall-building.  Well then.
2013-09-26 08:28:20 AM  
1 votes:

Jim from Saint Paul: Awesome stuff.



At first I was like "OMG who the hell cares?" but those made it all worth it.
2013-09-26 08:26:02 AM  
1 votes:

Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless


9/10.

Simple. Effective. Broad to the point where men will feel the need to clarify, when they shouldn;t have to since it's clear who they are biatching about.

Good stuff.
2013-09-26 08:25:46 AM  
1 votes:
theatozofdating.files.wordpress.com

About sums it up for this broad.
2013-09-26 08:23:46 AM  
1 votes:

wild9: Seems her response was a biatchildish.


Did I forget a space? Let's try again.  biatchildish
2013-09-26 08:23:20 AM  
1 votes:
Dunno why she is so upset, he didn't tell her she was lousy at sex.

/which is why he bailed on her
2013-09-26 08:22:43 AM  
1 votes:
She didn't air this on TFD so she's no one to me.
2013-09-26 08:21:57 AM  
1 votes:
I'm still trying to figure out the "as a 25 year old with a condo" comment. That makes you cool...why? Doesn't this just say to the world, "I hate renting, but I love sharing walls with complete strangers"?

Also, unless that dress is somehow yanking on them, gravity has not been kind to her in her 25 years.
2013-09-26 08:18:04 AM  
1 votes:
He made a faux pas.
She was a complete psycho biatch.
2013-09-26 08:03:09 AM  
1 votes:
Her response:

http://littleblackblog.net/2013/09/25/the-morning-after/

I celebrated my 26th bday with entire species of troglodyte-sapiens effectively paying my mortgage in ad and book sales in 36 hours and going fantastically nutso about my outrageous, offensive, and completely factual response to someone. I'll save everyone the googling to report that yes, I am a writer, and yes, I write pretty egregiously honest memoirs. The Taylor Swift of literature. It has worked out quite well thus far.
 
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