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2013-09-26 08:13:18 AM  
28 votes:
Bullet. dodged.
2013-09-26 08:29:22 AM  
12 votes:
I don't think publishing your own book quite counts as "being published." You know, because the phrase implies that you were acted upon by a publishing company, not that you went on the internet and shiat out some terrible memoirs of your uninteresting life.

Also, sprinkling in random "big words" does not make you sound intelligent. It makes you sound like a dumb person with a thesaurus and an inflated view of herself.
2013-09-26 08:16:56 AM  
12 votes:
i1.ytimg.com
2013-09-26 08:38:15 AM  
11 votes:
I bet her Craig's List ad says that she's "sassy" (a biatch), "painfully honest" (mean), and "a free spirit" (crazy), who "wants the best" (is a snob) and is "willing to go out and get it." (selfish and greedy).
2013-09-26 08:20:24 AM  
10 votes:

DjangoStonereaver: EvilEgg: Guess she's not used to being the dumped. He was as nice about it as possible.

It was still gutless to dump her via a text, even if she may have gone a bit overboard in shaming him on
her blog.


It's not "dumping" if you've gone out on only two dates; he didn't want to pursue this "thing" any further, and he was considerate enough to tell her. He's blameless; she sounds nuts and deluded.
2013-09-26 09:09:48 AM  
9 votes:
img.fark.netlet's start.

Far left - absolute CRAZY.  Will chop your dick off for any imagined slight.
Second from left - ugly girl that paints her face on with a trowel to try and build a face that doesn't look like a mask stolen from on of the guys from Slipknot.  PLUSES  - No self esteem, will let you pee on her.
Center - our hero, classic stalker.  Nuttier than squirrel shiat.  Has false self esteem - that is, none, so pretends with great force and furious anger, but will allow you to shiat on her chest, has been involved in at least one corporate bukkake party when working as an escort.  No pluses - run.
Second from right - the only sane one, not ugly, not exactly pretty.  Hangs out with these girls because they do go to interesting places, will meet some guy in accounting and get pregnant and married in less than a year.  Will move to country and churn out kids, become a full time soccer mom.  Into light BDSM, but only in secret,  total sub.
Far Right - fat girl in hiding, completely insane.  On bi-polar medication.  Arrested once for stabbing a co-worker while working at Starbucks.  Will end up farking a politician and ruin a democrat's chances for re-election.
2013-09-26 10:31:15 AM  
7 votes:
I'm a little disappoint, Fark. There was plenty of crazy to make fun of here and some of you have slipped into the 'look at the fat whale' side of things. While it's prevalent in the world, it's rare we get the opportunity to work with this level of narcissism. There's always going to be a picture of some hulking mass we can all point at... let's give this girl attention where she deserves it the most; her winning personality.

memecrunch.com
2013-09-26 09:03:42 AM  
7 votes:
I just need to make sure she gets this through her thick skull:
Self-published is not published.
Self-published is not published.
Self-published is not published.

Also, calling yourself a "memoirist?" WTF is that all about? Anyone under the age of 50 should  be banned from writing a memoir. Anyone who dies before that age and can't write it on their own is out of luck and should settle for a cool biopic.

Now, from the Amazon.com listing:

"When Quin Woodward Pu-a straight-A Asian-American extrovert from Georgia with a penchant for vodka, designer shoes, and older men ..."

Asian Chelsea Lately

"-receives her acceptance letter from Johns Hopkins Medical School, she is forced to make a decision between giving up her hard-partying, man-eating ways and continuing her fabulous VIP lifestyle and pursuing a more glitzy and glamorous career. "

Failed humble-brag showcasing her myopic view of life and immaturity.

"Type A+ is the memoir of her transition from MCAT-teaching pre-med free clinic volunteer to directionless, yet fabulous and resourceful, freelance writer. "

The downward spiral into denial and deluded self-aggrandizing.

"Like many Asian-Americans, she butts heads with her first-generation Chinese father when she strays from his life plan for her to attend a top medical program. "

Requisite stereotypes

She is encouraged by her histrionic but loyal friends-from an undiagnosed alcoholic roommate, to a bohemian BFFL, to a middle-aged playboy dermatologist boyfriend -to follow her champagne-soaked dreams of becoming a journalist.

She is given bad advice from several other damaged personalities that claw at her to join them in their pit of self-destructive desperate-to-get-out-of-my-own-consciousness existence.

Thanks, I'll pass. Just like every other legitimate publishing house already has.
2013-09-26 08:18:04 AM  
7 votes:
He made a faux pas.
She was a complete psycho biatch.
2013-09-26 08:16:19 AM  
6 votes:

Because People in power are Stupid: Her response:

http://littleblackblog.net/2013/09/25/the-morning-after/

I celebrated my 26th bday with entire species of troglodyte-sapiens effectively paying my mortgage in ad and book sales in 36 hours and going fantastically nutso about my outrageous, offensive, and completely factual response to someone. I'll save everyone the googling to report that yes, I am a writer, and yes, I write pretty egregiously honest memoirs. The Taylor Swift of literature. It has worked out quite well thus far.


What a biatch.
2013-09-26 07:48:02 AM  
6 votes:
That's why it's always better to let them think that they are breaking it off with you.

In this case, simply tell her that you lost your job. You were downsized or whatever -- she'll go away.
2013-09-26 07:37:32 AM  
6 votes:
Guess she's not used to being the dumped. He was as nice about it as possible.
2013-09-26 09:22:23 AM  
5 votes:
Another D.C. cum dumpster who doesn't know she's the commodity, not the shopper.
2013-09-26 08:30:54 AM  
5 votes:
She just needed to have the final say, didn't she? The guy probably sensed some kind of evil within her and he was right. At least he escaped with his life before this girl did something more sinister to him.
2013-09-26 08:25:46 AM  
5 votes:
theatozofdating.files.wordpress.com

About sums it up for this broad.
2013-09-26 08:25:09 AM  
5 votes:
She seems a little obsessed - with a drunk guy she has dinner with.  Maybe she was off her meds

Also

vudukungfu: Bullet. dodged.


So.Much.This

And as many have said, she has not been anywhere near a gym

quinwoodwardpudotcom.files.wordpress.com
2013-09-26 08:18:46 AM  
5 votes:
She's never been to a gym.
2013-09-26 08:17:25 AM  
5 votes:
Wow, she's a shiatty person.  Unsurprisingly, she even gets paid to be a shiatty person.

Therefore:

vudukungfu: Bullet. dodged.


This!
2013-09-26 08:16:47 AM  
5 votes:
Reading the descriptions of her two books on Amazon really tells you all you need to know.

And there was close to 40 one star reviews all posted yesterday. Expect a follow up article in the next few days about her courageous struggle against the internet.
2013-09-26 08:16:01 AM  
5 votes:

vudukungfu: Bullet. dodged.


www.thestand.org
2013-09-26 09:22:30 AM  
4 votes:

CJHardin: She must love that dress/shirt/whale cover thing.

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/and what the hell is going on with her posse?


Ten bucks says she never heard henry rollins sing.
2013-09-26 08:33:08 AM  
4 votes:
He sexted her on his work Bberry? After coffee and one date? OK, she's a psycho, but he's an idiot.
2013-09-26 08:32:41 AM  
4 votes:
img.gawkerassets.com
2013-09-26 08:30:57 AM  
4 votes:

DjangoStonereaver: It was still gutless to dump her via a text, even if she may have gone a bit overboard in shaming him on
her blog.


No it's not.  Maybe in the early 2000s that would be true, before texting became as ubiquitous as it is now. People don't call each other to talk as much anymore, texting is how many people communicate.
2013-09-26 08:20:52 AM  
4 votes:

DjangoStonereaver: EvilEgg: Guess she's not used to being the dumped. He was as nice about it as possible.

It was still gutless to dump her via a text, even if she may have gone a bit overboard in shaming him on
her blog.


Yes it was gutless...

But he probably realised she was a nutter and wanted the safest way possible to break up lest she whip out a knife and try and cut his nuts off...

I know nothing about her... but sounds like she might be that kind.
2013-09-26 08:16:50 AM  
4 votes:
He's thanking his lucky stars.
2013-09-26 10:34:06 AM  
3 votes:

Literally Addicted: bunner: EngineerAU: It's a question of quality of construction and quality of neighbors. If you own in a quality building with logically thought out floor plans and good construction practices, you rarely hear the neighbors.

I don't think I will ever shell out 200k for the privilege of sleeping in an apartment building,

If only they went so cheap here.  If you can afford twice that for 600sf by the time you're 25 (without, assuming, getting the money from your parents), then you can be a little smug.  Just a little.


Not really.  Mortgages are anchors.  At that age, especially, stay the hell away from debt -- it's a dream killer only a baby can top.
2013-09-26 10:32:00 AM  
3 votes:
Nothing like putting it all out there and getting rebuked. I kinda feel sorry for her. She is immature and self-centered to be sure, but that is almost a given in your early twenties. Now she will be permanently known as a twenty year old. No self-respecting man will ever date her more than a few times when discovering this gem. Her life is ruined before she really ever began it since she needlessly advertised her total lack of decorum. I will side with her just not grasping ramifications.
2013-09-26 10:21:25 AM  
3 votes:

RedTank: I'm sure this has been said, or perhaps I'm missing something...  But why is she so clearly upset over a guy whom she only went out with twice?


She's not. She was utterly excited when she received it because she wants fame. She wants to be well-known. She wants to be the Asian Chelsea Lately, sans the minuscule amount of talent. The easiest way to do this without putting forth much effort is to act like an idiot and display this behavior to the internet in the hopes that something goes viral. Lucky for her, it did. Some guy says "Hey, it's not working, sorry, best of luck." She jumps on this opportunity and attempts to make it seem like he's a dirt bag and she's clever and witty with the way she handles it. She posts it on her blog and makes a huge deal of it so people will now know her. But instead of laughing with her, it backfires and the world is laughing at her.
2013-09-26 09:22:23 AM  
3 votes:
She will not last long in DC with that tude.

She is one of those chicks that looks ok after a couple of drinks, sloppy drooly kisser, she takes you home and gives you some mediocre sex, and in the morning you hear her rumbling through your fridge for a tall boy of natty ice.

She comes in the room gives you less than stellar breakfast head, and throws her stubbly leg over yours and starts planing your life together.  In which you develop an exit strategy, which pisses her off.

She bangs everyone on the first date with the excuse"love at first sight, they are the one." and when the dude runs off because of the crazy meter needle breaking, it is never her fault.
2013-09-26 08:57:48 AM  
3 votes:
a 26-year-old DC "memoirist" who runs a Beltway "events, society, and gossip" blog

:  /

:  \


Is that code for "some chick without a job who hangs out with people who do"?
2013-09-26 08:52:10 AM  
3 votes:
One of the responses to her blog post:

When Quin Woodward Pu-an overweight, insecure barfly from Georgia with a penchant for Twinkies, daytime TV and visually challenged and desperate men-receives her acceptance to Weightwatchers Institute, she is forced to make a decision between giving up her 8-designer-cupcake-a-day, sloth-like ways and pursuing a more sanctimonious and less caloric intensive path. Type A Diabetes is the memoir of her transition from feeling-eater to outspoken advocate of puerile, self-obsessed blogging. Like many Asian-Americans, she butts heads with her first-generation Chinese father when she strays from his life plan for her to be a subservient, quiet and productive member of society. She is encouraged by her equally clueless friends-from a nearly aborted housewife, to a behemoth BFFL, to a middle-aged psychiatric patient boyfriend-to follow her chocolate-coated dreams of becoming a victim of a drug band message board.

Sums it up nicely.
2013-09-26 08:50:41 AM  
3 votes:
She is kind of cute, but given that the guy is some "Rando" she met at a bar and only went out with twice, I don't see the farking problem. That's not breaking up. That's entirely deserving of a text ending. That's not a budding great relationship they are in, and can hardly even be considered dating yet.

So while the text breakup maybe wasn't the epitome of awesome on the guys part, she is a heinous coont for trying to get him fired.

/welcome to new feminism
//where destroying the penis havers is more important than things like, decency and self respect
2013-09-26 08:34:26 AM  
3 votes:
"memoirist"?  Yeah he made the right move.  Stay away from crazy, don't even make vocal contact.
2013-09-26 08:29:53 AM  
3 votes:
This is how women really think
2013-09-26 08:29:31 AM  
3 votes:
There's 0% chance this is a stunt designed to generate some traffic/interest in her blog.
2013-09-26 08:27:09 AM  
3 votes:
Sounds like the guy read her musings online after he sobered up and decided to run away before it was too late.

...but it was already... too.... late
2013-09-26 08:21:57 AM  
3 votes:
I'm still trying to figure out the "as a 25 year old with a condo" comment. That makes you cool...why? Doesn't this just say to the world, "I hate renting, but I love sharing walls with complete strangers"?

Also, unless that dress is somehow yanking on them, gravity has not been kind to her in her 25 years.
2013-09-26 08:19:50 AM  
3 votes:
I blame Sex In The City.
2013-09-26 08:08:13 AM  
3 votes:
She looks kind of mean.
2013-09-27 03:47:00 AM  
2 votes:
As of 3 days ago, this cached version of Brightline Interactive's web page listed her as the Director of Public Relations for Brightline Interactive.

As of today, she's been removed completely from Brightline Interactive's website, with no replacement at all.


Yeah, she meant for all of this to happen...
2013-09-26 11:00:21 AM  
2 votes:
This girl experienced a LOLocaust.
2013-09-26 10:30:33 AM  
2 votes:
She has fat arms and pancake titties.
2013-09-26 09:42:04 AM  
2 votes:
You can tell from her "I own a condo" line that she is one of those 20 somethings who's parents gave her the down payment for a condo and who's monthly support checks that they send her pays for the mortgage. I know and have known plenty of them. All think they are special and get mad at you when you point out to them that their parents are supporting them.

But with that said I bet she got so pissed at this guy because he was probably the first truly rich guy that she hooked up with in D.C, not somebody trying to look rich, and though she met the one who was going to take care of her. When he broke things off with her it ended her plans of being taken care of.
2013-09-26 09:16:59 AM  
2 votes:
Gawker commenter relayed that her blog professes her admiration for Ted Cruz and for mocking Michelle Obama's weight and eating habits.

Add that to all of the other behavior, and I'm starting to think that she may not be a very nice person.
2013-09-26 09:09:27 AM  
2 votes:
Ladies?  What you say.

"Well, I have two books out and my own condo and I get invited to ALL the important parties and my BFFs are eau, so, like the bestest people and they get to come with me to the most star studded soirees and of course, I'm working on my first novella and my blog is ..."

What we hear.

"Ew weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh  YOU ARE SO LUCKY I AM EVEN TALKING TO YOU! weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh"
2013-09-26 09:08:23 AM  
2 votes:

EvilEgg: Guess she's not used to being the dumped. He was as nice about it as possible.


kstreetmagazine.com

She's used to being dumped, pretty sure.
2013-09-26 09:08:13 AM  
2 votes:
Little Black Blog is an events, society, and, most importantly, gossip blog that delights in Beltway picayune.

Founded in 2009, LBB is comprised of a team of DC's snarkiest writers, headed up by Editor-in-Chief Quin Woodward Pu. LBB covers philanthropy events and general goings-on in the District while providing a heavily editorialized social commentary.

LBB is for those who are proud to be informed, but enjoy being fashionable, social, and well-read. Though a blog, LBB is not any of the following: personal diary, open forum for bad poetry, area to learn cheat codes. Take that ish to yourbloghere.blogspot.com.


So few words, so many completely independent ways to hate every single one of them.
2013-09-26 09:03:55 AM  
2 votes:
There's no need to get upset at this little coont. She's single, and will remain so for quite a while. There will be several more of these "OMG how dare he! I'm such a catch WTF!!!" moments for her until she's just another 30 something semi-psychotic single spinster with 5 cats.
2013-09-26 08:51:25 AM  
2 votes:

psilosybical: what an unpleasant person she is. i've been broken up with via text and i somehow managed to not involve thousands of people in making fun of someone who chose to not want to date me anymore.


What she's doing is very typical of crazy girls.  She wasn't the one to initiate said dumping, so she is playing it off that she never really saw this as a legitimate relationship.

Yet it scorned her.  She felt compelled to try to ruin this guy's work career, even though she only knew him for "a couple of hours".

Whatever, that biatch was packing her bag, having dreams of marrying the guy, having sweet psycho girl sex (mmmm...psycho girl sex is good though) and having him impregnate her so she would have him in a relationship lockdown.

Oh wait...no, she's got men beating down on her door, and she's such a social butterfly (those wings must be awfully strong to get her off the ground) that she doesn't need this guy.

It's funny because she's pretty much exposed her bunny boiling madness to the world.  The journal will probably be deleted by the end of the day.
2013-09-26 08:38:17 AM  
2 votes:

mesmer242: [www.elevenwarriors.com image 624x317]

/at least his sacrifice has warned others
//don't think she'll be winning over many strangers in the near future


No. This little stunt has ensured that she's destined to die alone in a room full of cats.
2013-09-26 08:36:49 AM  
2 votes:

jaylectricity: Wow...and to think what that girl I stopped answering the phone to after two dates thinks of me. I just saw her yesterday and she was icy.


I had a roomate in college that met a girl in class.  He claims they never banged.  But they "dated" for a couple of weeks.  One day I got home from work, and within a 6 hour period, she left 17 messages, on top of the other 5 hangups.

I told him I didnt want her crazy ass anywhere near my apartment.
2013-09-26 08:36:05 AM  
2 votes:

DjangoStonereaver: EvilEgg: Guess she's not used to being the dumped. He was as nice about it as possible.

It was still gutless to dump her via a text, even if she may have gone a bit overboard in shaming him on
her blog.


I don't think it's always terrible to happen via text. I have trouble with my mind shutting down in some serious conversations in person or on the phone, especially where they need to hear certain things from me. Text and IM are pretty crucial for me. No intimacy issues or anything like that, I just literally can't think as well when I can hear someone waiting for a response and the stakes are high. And it takes awhile for me to understand how I feel about some things they've said.

Anyway, text message breakup after she started the not-even-really-a-relationship via email isn't bad at all, dude was nice, and while I don't ever use this word: girl's a total biatch.
2013-09-26 08:34:03 AM  
2 votes:
Independent of how crazy she is, she should at least know the numbers game in DC. Single, straight men are vastly outnumbered by women in DC. Beyond being crazy, she looks like going to the gym in 26 minutes, every 26 minutes couldn't hurt. She doesn't measure up against the competition. If she wants to have any chance of pulling off that amount of crazy, she's going to have to be hot enough to be considered hot outside of DC - Hollywood for ugly people.
2013-09-26 08:34:01 AM  
2 votes:
I believe that is illegal by the way. Considering wire tapping. You do not have permission to record someone's communications without their consent, do you? And then intentionally trying to harm the person's career? Sue the wench.
2013-09-26 08:32:44 AM  
2 votes:
Fat/dumpy girl with an overcompensating personality and more than likely a delusional sense of her successful dating life goes cray-cray on a guy who "dumps" her?

Shocking...I tell you.

Good thing he didn't stick his dick in that crazy...cause not telling what she would have farking boiled for him.
2013-09-26 08:31:34 AM  
2 votes:
I usually just don't call if dating two weeks or less. If there was a planned event then I'll text or email. But I'm careful to never date someone more than two weeks that I'm unsure about because then you have to do the dreaded phone call or worse the face to face break up, which will just ruin a day.

Oh, and this girl is an awful human being, no wonder she was dumped.
2013-09-26 08:30:40 AM  
2 votes:

Because People in power are Stupid: Her response:

http://littleblackblog.net/2013/09/25/the-morning-after/

I celebrated my 26th bday with entire species of troglodyte-sapiens effectively paying my mortgage in ad and book sales in 36 hours and going fantastically nutso about my outrageous, offensive, and completely factual response to someone. I'll save everyone the googling to report that yes, I am a writer, and yes, I write pretty egregiously honest memoirs. The Taylor Swift of literature. It has worked out quite well thus far.


It's not like she deserved it:

FTFA: "It all started two weeks ago, when I met some rando at a bar. He was friendly enough, but annoyingly and sloppily drunk, which is why I offered my email address when he asked for my number. We emailed later that weekend..."

Oh...wait...

Douchebags beget douchebags.
2013-09-26 08:29:12 AM  
2 votes:

Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless


Jumping the gun a little with the first blood on this one, huh? If you'd waited until someone actually equated her to all women, you could have maintained some semblance of transparency here. Maybe.
2013-09-26 08:27:39 AM  
2 votes:

Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless


We are hating on a nutjob. Sorry If you have a chip on your shoulder.
2013-09-26 08:26:02 AM  
2 votes:

Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless


9/10.

Simple. Effective. Broad to the point where men will feel the need to clarify, when they shouldn;t have to since it's clear who they are biatching about.

Good stuff.
2013-09-26 08:25:13 AM  
2 votes:
Everyone acts like this is the first time someone has...
(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
dumped a Pu.

/YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
2013-09-26 08:22:33 AM  
2 votes:
Men always forget:  Hell hath no fury....

This one time I broke  up with a GF around 1992, cost me a leather jacket, my 3 favorite shirts and my only pair of glasses.  Then she banged my best friend.  I got off easy.
2013-09-26 08:22:28 AM  
2 votes:

DjangoStonereaver: EvilEgg: Guess she's not used to being the dumped. He was as nice about it as possible.

It was still gutless to dump her via a text, even if she may have gone a bit overboard in shaming him on
her blog.


they went on two dates. is that even a dump? It really seems more like him letting her know that he doesn't want to be in a relationship with her so he doesn't have to dump her in the near future. Does that really need to be done in person?
2013-09-26 08:20:51 AM  
2 votes:
Seems her response was a biatchildish.
2013-09-26 08:20:50 AM  
2 votes:
Some of the review for her book on Amazon are Fark comedy gold:

"This is not a book to be set aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force."

"I'd rather watch the series finale of Dexter 47 times back-to-back while simultaneously getting rammed in the A by a baby narwhal than read one more chapter of this book."

"Yet another "quirky" bipolar narcissist writing about her "interesting" life. Do yourself a favor and skip this one, there are plenty of defective people out there with something fascinating to say, Quin Woodward Pu is not one of them."

"By the way, my African Grey died when I used the pages from this bore fest to line her cage."

"I am stunned into paralysis. I have no words-this never happens-and I just feel short of breath. There are many things that pissed me off with this book, but I am so flustered I can't even articulate them."
(I SEE WHAT HE DID THAR)

"I snapchatted with the author of this book, and she SCREENSHOTTED my weiner-pics and sent them to my boss. It's unfortunate, because she was really funny, smart, and cool... This book is the memoir-equivalent of To Kill A Mockingbird, if that book were written by a gossip columnist playing understudy for Perez Hilton"

"This is the BEST book about narcissistic personality disorder that I've ever read!!! I'm truly impressed by the amount of self-awareness you possess."


Awesome stuff.
2013-09-26 08:20:45 AM  
2 votes:

The Taylor Swift of literature.The Taylor Swift of literature.The Taylor Swift of literature.The Hitler of tolerance.

2013-09-26 08:20:42 AM  
2 votes:
Miss Pu is pretty full of herself.

/if you get what I mean
2013-09-26 08:20:06 AM  
2 votes:
yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless
2013-09-26 08:14:56 AM  
2 votes:

vudukungfu: Bullet. dodged.


This!
2013-09-27 10:53:33 AM  
1 votes:

groppet: FatPrincess: FarkinNortherner: devlincarnate, ongbok:

She was on their website yesterday and it was on her LinkedIn profile. Somebody got shiatcanned.

Blogging at work caught up with Quin in a last straw kind of way, maybe? I can picture the board or C-suite reviewing Quin's posting dates or Twitter time-stamps after receiving a few work-unrelated calls to the general switchboard in the past few days.

The funny thing is she is she seems so delusional that she will think all the attention she is getting will make her famous and that everyone will love her.


The schadenfreude is so thick you can cut it with a knife.  Couldn't have happened to a nicer person!

/literally, it couldn't have happened to a nicer person
//because a nicer person wouldn't be such an attention whore
///and a nicer person wouldn't try to shame someone for calling things off after 2 dates
2013-09-27 10:34:17 AM  
1 votes:

FarkinNortherner: devlincarnate, ongbok:

She was on their website yesterday and it was on her LinkedIn profile. Somebody got shiatcanned.


Blogging at work caught up with Quin in a last straw kind of way, maybe? I can picture the board or C-suite reviewing Quin's posting dates or Twitter time-stamps after receiving a few work-unrelated calls to the general switchboard in the past few days.
2013-09-27 10:11:01 AM  
1 votes:
devlincarnate, ongbok:

She was on their website yesterday and it was on her LinkedIn profile. Somebody got shiatcanned.
2013-09-27 06:27:30 AM  
1 votes:

devlin carnate: devlin carnate: As of 3 days ago, this cached version of Brightline Interactive's web page listed her as the Director of Public Relations for Brightline Interactive.

As of today, she's been removed completely from Brightline Interactive's website, with no replacement at all.


Yeah, she meant for all of this to happen...

oh well, my bad.  old site was old, about 1 year to the day.  guess she could've been long gone already.  apologies.


That place isn't even listed on her linked in page.
2013-09-26 10:47:43 PM  
1 votes:

IRQ12: Actually looking at her body it looks like she lost a  lot of weight.

I have noticed people that drop a lot of weight have an absurd over confidence thing.


This happened with two different women I knew in college.  Not dated, just knew and while they were overweight we were freinds, studied together, went with groups to games, stuff like that.  Then they dropped 20-30 pounds all the sudden, good for them, got made over, and not only wouldn't be seen with me but wouldn't even return a friendly hi as we passed in the hallway.  I mean... seriously?  It was more puzzling than offensive, like why would someone act that way?

Guys I've seen do that just seem to be super obsessed with working out because they're afraid if they stop they'll be fat again.
2013-09-26 09:19:18 PM  
1 votes:
So let me get this straight, marginal looking woman meets some "rando" at a bar, she allows this "rando" to hang around for a couple of weeks but only b/c she is a "people person" and wants everyone to like her.  Sadly, Ms. Marginal's experiment in compassion goes horribly wrong and "rando" loses interest and politely ends the experiment.

To prove that she doesn't care about "rando" she forwards his email/texts to his bosses b/c nothing says "I don't care" like contacting someone else's bosses.  And b/c she really, really didn't care she posts his last text message and dedicates hundreds of words to proving how much she didn't care...

Interesting concept she has going there.  God help the poor dude that she really does care about...he will have no chance.  Warning to every male within 500 miles of Washington, DC...

"Listen, and understand. That bimbonator is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead or married to her. "
2013-09-26 07:44:01 PM  
1 votes:
We had relatively good chemistry, but then, I kinda have chemistry with pretty much everyone...

I think she's confusing chemistry with biology.
2013-09-26 07:37:13 PM  
1 votes:

Jim from Saint Paul: FarkinNortherner: [banter.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com image 291x381]

Still, at least she's got a lovely personality. Oh, wait...

[www.examiner.com image 200x200]

"Men will actually begin desiring women who have great personalities. In
a related story, breasts will be renamed 'personalities.' "


I asked the hub of 10 years what originally attracted him to me, out of curiosity.
His response: "Boobs".
Honesty like that....That's everlasting love.
2013-09-26 07:28:24 PM  
1 votes:

Literally Addicted: I'm thinking we're going to wake up tomorrow to find out how many people got trolled by this chick.

No one in the world can really exist in this kind of self-absorbed bubble.

/thankfully, they'd suffocate on their own carbon dioxide


After getting ridiculed to the point were she is a pariah in her social circle she will try to fall back on the "It was all just a joke" defense. None of this was a joke. This chick is just as shallow and vapid as she portrays herself in the book, but her book is just a work of fiction depicting how she wants her life to be. In reality the book is a mix of the truth and fiction when it comes to her with the truth being heavily outweighed by the fiction and heavily sugar coated.
2013-09-26 05:34:10 PM  
1 votes:
He didn't dump her, he broke a date. To be dumped implies they were in a relationship, two dates does not establish a relationship. There is absolutely nothing wrong with breaking a date via text message so in my opinion the guy did absolutely nothing wrong.

This woman is grade A crazy.
2013-09-26 04:43:33 PM  
1 votes:

IRQ12: Actually looking at her body it looks like she lost a  lot of weight.

I have noticed people that drop a lot of weight have an absurd over confidence thing.


Seems so. The purple people eater picture is from February 2012.
2013-09-26 04:38:25 PM  
1 votes:

Crudbucket: FrancoFile: Phinn: CJHardin: Phinn: chopit: Wessoman: Phinn: Because People in power are Stupid: Judging from her lame blog, she is very, very Republican. So that means she's into anal.

To be fair, she's an embarrassment to every single demographic or other social group to which she could possibly belong.

So far, the list of groups who are ashamed of Ms. Pu's existence includes, by my rough estimate:

1. Women
2. Young people
3. Single people
4. D.C. inhabitants
5. Bloggers
6. Self-published writers
7. Writers of all kinds
8. Asians
9. College graduates
10. Consumers
11. Overweight people
12. Republicans
13. People who are into anal
14. Americans
15. Humanity

16. Georgians
17. Condo Owners
18. Medical Students
19. Vandebilt University Alumni
20. Barflies

21.  Trust-fund babies.

Kornchex: 22.  Her parents.

23.  Anyone named Quin, Woodward or Pu (in any combination)
24. Everyone in the region her parents came from
25. Taylor Swift
26. All of Taylor Swift's fans

27 - rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers, and Methodists

28. Cute girls
29. John Fitzgerald Page

30. Sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads.

31. Every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse, and doghouse in that area.


32. Cereal Killers
2013-09-26 04:26:59 PM  
1 votes:

FrancoFile: Phinn: CJHardin: Phinn: chopit: Wessoman: Phinn: Because People in power are Stupid: Judging from her lame blog, she is very, very Republican. So that means she's into anal.

To be fair, she's an embarrassment to every single demographic or other social group to which she could possibly belong.

So far, the list of groups who are ashamed of Ms. Pu's existence includes, by my rough estimate:

1. Women
2. Young people
3. Single people
4. D.C. inhabitants
5. Bloggers
6. Self-published writers
7. Writers of all kinds
8. Asians
9. College graduates
10. Consumers
11. Overweight people
12. Republicans
13. People who are into anal
14. Americans
15. Humanity

16. Georgians
17. Condo Owners
18. Medical Students
19. Vandebilt University Alumni
20. Barflies

21.  Trust-fund babies.

Kornchex: 22.  Her parents.

23.  Anyone named Quin, Woodward or Pu (in any combination)
24. Everyone in the region her parents came from
25. Taylor Swift
26. All of Taylor Swift's fans

27 - rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers, and Methodists

28. Cute girls
29. John Fitzgerald Page

30. Sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads.


31. Every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse, and doghouse in that area.
2013-09-26 03:20:00 PM  
1 votes:

CJHardin: Phinn: chopit: Wessoman: Phinn: Because People in power are Stupid: Judging from her lame blog, she is very, very Republican. So that means she's into anal.

To be fair, she's an embarrassment to every single demographic or other social group to which she could possibly belong.

So far, the list of groups who are ashamed of Ms. Pu's existence includes, by my rough estimate:

1. Women
2. Young people
3. Single people
4. D.C. inhabitants
5. Bloggers
6. Self-published writers
7. Writers of all kinds
8. Asians
9. College graduates
10. Consumers
11. Overweight people
12. Republicans
13. People who are into anal
14. Americans
15. Humanity

16. Georgians
17. Condo Owners
18. Medical Students
19. Vandebilt University Alumni
20. Barflies

21.  Trust-fund babies.

Kornchex: 22.  Her parents.

23.  Anyone named Quin, Woodward or Pu (in any combination)
24. Everyone in the region her parents came from
25. Taylor Swift
26. All of Taylor Swift's fans

27 - rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers, and Methodists


But not the Irish?
2013-09-26 03:18:48 PM  
1 votes:

mjohnson71: valar_morghulis: http://inthecapital.streetwise.co/2013/09/26/brutal-dc-break-up-text- g irl-quin-woodward-pu-has-no-regrets-exclusive-interview/

She sure showed all of us.

Good God, it's that same farking dress...AGAIN!

[wp.streetwise.co image 826x556]


i like the scarred knees.  makes her look like an escaped sex slave.
2013-09-26 03:15:41 PM  
1 votes:

baconbeard: mesmer242:
//don't think she'll be winning over many strangers in the near future
No. This little stunt has ensured that she's destined to die alone in a room full of cats.


And then they'll eat her. It'll be the first useful service she's performed her entire life.
2013-09-26 03:15:40 PM  
1 votes:

Phinn: chopit: Wessoman: Phinn: Because People in power are Stupid: Judging from her lame blog, she is very, very Republican. So that means she's into anal.

To be fair, she's an embarrassment to every single demographic or other social group to which she could possibly belong.

So far, the list of groups who are ashamed of Ms. Pu's existence includes, by my rough estimate:

1. Women
2. Young people
3. Single people
4. D.C. inhabitants
5. Bloggers
6. Self-published writers
7. Writers of all kinds
8. Asians
9. College graduates
10. Consumers
11. Overweight people
12. Republicans
13. People who are into anal
14. Americans
15. Humanity

16. Georgians
17. Condo Owners
18. Medical Students
19. Vandebilt University Alumni
20. Barflies

21.  Trust-fund babies.

Kornchex: 22.  Her parents.

23.  Anyone named Quin, Woodward or Pu (in any combination)
24. Everyone in the region her parents came from
25. Taylor Swift
26. All of Taylor Swift's fans


27 - rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers, and Methodists
2013-09-26 02:30:26 PM  
1 votes:

Literally Addicted: lohphat: Evil Mackerel: She probably posted that while drinking with band of support harpies.

What's the collective noun for harpies?

A shrill? A screech? A talon? A newscast?

According to these guys, it's an aerie, colony or a wake.


A "View" works too...
2013-09-26 02:15:30 PM  
1 votes:

Dogfacedgod: Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless

Get your farking ass back in the kitchen before you catch a beatin'.


Those sorts of jokes aren't even funny, and they just reinforce the idea that all internet people are misogynistic men. I just hope it doesn't look like that by defending a woman I am implying they are weak and need defending. That would be awful.

Can't we all just get along?
2013-09-26 01:36:54 PM  
1 votes:
I am amused by all the Fark Psychologists diagnosing her.

She's not bipolar or some shiat like that. She's a fairly typical, self-centered and yet insecure 20-something. She takes anything less than enthusiastic endorsement as an insult, so she has to "show" the offender that he means nothing by writing a "joke" put-down and making it public. An actually secure person would say, "Eh, his loss" and move on without elaborate commentary. But to the share-everything generation, if the entire world doesn't know you did something, it doesn't count, thus her dumb blog. A lot of people (and not just 20-somethings) are under the impression that everybody has to like them and they are always unpleasantly surprised to find out that that's not true and often react out of proportion to the perceived insult. Men react by threatening to kick someone's ass. Women react by saying/writing biatchy things on their blogs/Facebook page/Twitter.
2013-09-26 12:31:54 PM  
1 votes:

Wessoman: theflatline: Here she is in an interview admitting she has hypomania, a polite word for bi-polarism.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJGnu3OdPLQ

No, as a man who has a hyperthymic temperament, there is a difference between Bipolar disorder and Hypomania. In fact, Hypomania is actually a symptom of Borderline Personality Disorder or Narcissistic disorder, far worse than being bipolar.


Bingo.
I had a girlfriend with borderline, my god I did.
It was like living with a mountain lion.
Two abortions that I only found out about after the fact.
Finally got out of there.
She eventually died by her own hand.

The borderlines usually screw their lives and emotions up so badly that there is no redemption.
2013-09-26 12:25:11 PM  
1 votes:
I don't think she's the Taylor Swift of internet blogs.  Taylor Swift has some talent, has earned millions of dollars, and there are some people in the world who would want to f*ck her.
2013-09-26 12:19:30 PM  
1 votes:

Lady J: So it IS interesting, that while this particular woman may be stupid, spoiled and deluded, nigh on 500 posts worth of guys queued up to say so. Im not even sure terrorists get that much hate.


Miss, it is simply because the situation is very relatable: Pretty much every man in America has had a horror story such as this happen to them at some time. Not many people can relate to being a direct victim of a terrorist attack.

I mean, a long time ago, I had a short liason with a woman, we had chemistry but it was clear we had radically different outlooks on a lot of things, so I decided to end it, in person. Later that day she had two of her thug friends try to intimidate me outside of my apartment. It wasn't pretty, but everything worked out in the end..Namely, I never saw her crazy ass again.
2013-09-26 12:18:46 PM  
1 votes:

Lady J: So it IS interesting, that while this particular woman may be stupid, spoiled and deluded, nigh on 500 posts worth of guys queued up to say so. Im not even sure terrorists get that much hate.


I seem to remember threads straight up tearing up dudes for being stupid and offensive.  This one is not even 24 hours old.  http://www.fark.com/comments/7948845/Wedding-photographer-in-Austin-w i lling-to-pay-for-someone-to-find-him-perfect-girlfriend-They-must-do-i t-quickly-though-as-he-has-to-be-at-KKK-meeting-in-26-minutes#new

Maybe it has to do more with an individual being a douchebag rather than their gender.  She IS in fact a douchebag.
2013-09-26 12:15:23 PM  
1 votes:
tinderfitles: jaylectricity: tinderfitles: When the fark did "rando" become a thing?

Wise up grandpa, didn't you watch Buckwild on MTV?

I laughed out loud at this post. Some idiot is actually making fun of someone for not watching MTV. Read a book stupid.
2013-09-26 12:05:39 PM  
1 votes:

frepnog: back when paying for music was a thing, I was known to live off of ramen for weeks because I spent my actual cash on cd's there was a lot of really good music around because people with actual talent could afford to just make music.

2013-09-26 12:01:36 PM  
1 votes:

sigdiamond2000: Wow. A condo.


Is it sad that I thought, "ew, a condo."
Nothing like owning property that you don't actually own, and being subjected to a HOA.
2013-09-26 11:59:36 AM  
1 votes:

theflatline: Here she is in an interview admitting she has hypomania, a polite word for bi-polarism.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJGnu3OdPLQ


No, as a man who has a hyperthymic temperament, there is a difference between Bipolar disorder and Hypomania. In fact, Hypomania is actually a symptom of Borderline Personality Disorder or Narcissistic disorder, far worse than being bipolar.
2013-09-26 11:58:55 AM  
1 votes:
img.gawkerassets.com

www.glamour.com
2013-09-26 11:50:06 AM  
1 votes:

joyride75: Whatever you do, don't read this excerpt from the, ahem,  publishedauthor.

http://littleblackblog.net/2013/09/26/chapter-3-of-type-a/


"I don't actually have $20 to spare, unless Dr. Eliot takes credit cards, which are paid in a full lump sum of upwards of $12,000/month by my mom..."

Okay, so at this point, it's pretty clear that her  elite status as 25-year-old-condo-owner isn't really her own accomplishment.
2013-09-26 11:48:28 AM  
1 votes:

Magnanimous_J: I've seen a Chinese girl show off a new Coach purse, and try to hide the fact that she's eaten white rice with soy sauce three meals a day for a week. It would be annoying if it wasn't so transparent. Who do they think they are fooling?


If somebody tries to tell you that you need to be a slave to that which we make to serve US, hit that person with a rock and run away.
2013-09-26 11:42:02 AM  
1 votes:
It's fake clickbait. Please don't fall for this crap, Fark.
2013-09-26 11:40:39 AM  
1 votes:

Egoy3k: I always figured the preferred breakup method after two dates is just not calling them anymore.  I mean that's taking it a little to the extreme though, since there is no such thing as a breakup after only two dates.


This has been the rule I generally operate under. If the second date was bad, and we didn't fool around or anything, am I really expected to call a girl up with the express purpose of saying I don't think we should hang out anymore? No matter what you say, shooting someone down always sounds like "you're not good enough," so is it really "more polite" to contact someone you only know casually just to insult them?
2013-09-26 11:35:52 AM  
1 votes:
I hope the dude realizes how lucky he was to have avoided getting entangled with this winner.
2013-09-26 11:34:25 AM  
1 votes:

joyride75: Whatever you do, don't read this excerpt from the, ahem,  publishedauthor.

http://littleblackblog.net/2013/09/26/chapter-3-of-type-a/


Oh God.
That's Sex and the City meets Gray's Anatomy meets Washingtonienne as written by a sorority girl who barely passed creative writing in high school.

I think I could write a Perl script to generate that crap.
2013-09-26 11:25:45 AM  
1 votes:
I'm thinking that in about five years when Independent Blogger is no longer a viable career option, she'll regret not going to med school.
2013-09-26 11:14:35 AM  
1 votes:
So, I just decided to actually RTFA and this part does stand out in her favor:
"He wouldn't be in town, so he scheduled a weekend in Virginia wine country the following weekend," she writes. "It seemed a bit much, but I agreed to a singular day trip."
However, before Quin could even pack her favorite sun hat and parasol, the couple's plans quickly unraveled when Rando sent Quin a text terminating their brief relationship:


So yeah, scheduling a trip that early is weird.  Canceling a trip like that right after scheduling it, also weird.
I'm betting the conversation went something like:
"hey, last night was fun.  Let's go out to dinner tonight."
"yeah, I'm um, washing my hair."
"ok, how about my friend's birthday party."
"Sorry, out of town"
"the weekend after that."
"(um, shiat, shiat, need another excuse.  she's not getting it.  Something that sounds too expensive to cancel or bring her along on, but also something super-implausible to maybe give her the hint.  Ah, I've got it): Well I've got this trip to the wine country booked..."
"oh, I'd love to go!"
2013-09-26 11:13:47 AM  
1 votes:
Some of the funnier ones I've seen are the ones where the girl "dumps" the guy, and his response is pretty much "Ok." Then, she flips out in a similar fashion to the way this girl did, but only because the guy wasn't completely destroyed by being "dumped" by her.

Women can be psychotic when ending relationships regardless of whose idea it was to end it.
2013-09-26 11:12:07 AM  
1 votes:
Guys listen up, I think I figured out Lumpy Space Princess here. Considering she likes Ted Cruz, and thinks that owning a Condo at 25 is a big unlockable achievement, I can safely assume she's a neocon twatwaffle. But aside from that I think her pathology of self-importance really comes from the fact that she was an Asian Girl growing up in Georgia. Because she was a rare breed, her self-importance was exponentially increased in her mind, because in Georgia, an Asian girl, even a plain, chubby one, is quite the catch. Add to this a completely vindictive personality and teahadist upbringing and leanings, and you have the makings of the next Michelle Malkin.

I mean, I am not excusing her inane behavior, but I like to pretend there is a rational explanation for her crazy. Now my prognostication: In the next five years, she's gonna be banging some old ultraconservative lobbyist in DC, and she will blame the "Liberal Media" for her failure as an Author. She will attempt to win a Fox News gig as the voice of "Young Asian Americans", but fail in that too because she's not blonde enough. After aborting her lobbyist lovechild when she catches him in bed with a 19-year old Brazilian/Canadian stewardess, she washes away in DC bar obscurity, hooks up with a chronic masturbator hopelessly addicted to MMORPGS with a trust fund after a gross sexual encounter in a public restroom, and eeks out the rest of her sad existence as a biatchy customer at Micheal's bothering the employees with useless crafts and being far too old and flabby for her Yoga Pants. At the age of 32, her life will be effectively over.
2013-09-26 11:05:15 AM  
1 votes:

China White Tea: 2.  Do people over the age of 16 really get  that emotionally invested after one or two dates?


Google BPD.
2013-09-26 11:01:58 AM  
1 votes:
"I'm a big deal!   Soon I will be a very big deal!"

"And I will use you as my ladder and stepping stone!"

"Don't piss me off as I scale some cheap, vinyl wall of societal achievement, or I will will got full c*ntzilla on you!"

sfcitizen.com
2013-09-26 10:58:21 AM  
1 votes:

sufferpuppet: by: "you are a funny, smart, cool girl!  Good luck."
he meant: "Now that i'm sober you are too fat and ugly.  Good luck."


of course he did, but he was trying to be nice.

img.fark.net

i mean look at the huge head, the sagging breasts, the gunt.
2013-09-26 10:56:10 AM  
1 votes:

manimal2878: DjangoStonereaver: It was still gutless to dump her via a text, even if she may have gone a bit overboard in shaming him on
her blog.

No it's not.  Maybe in the early 2000s that would be true, before texting became as ubiquitous as it is now. People don't call each other to talk as much anymore, texting is how many people communicate.


My ex-husband and I had such a bad relationship, we negotiated everything for our divorce via text, e-mailed documents, and FedExed originals.  We had no desire to be around each other.  If I can end a marriage and go through an entire divorce without picking up a phone, calling it off after TWO dates is more than acceptable and this chick is just another reason why I don't get along with my own gender.
2013-09-26 10:55:44 AM  
1 votes:

DemDave: I used to err on the side of "old fashioned" and call instead of text, return calls even if it meant an awkward conversation, etc. Then I realized that women don't play by those rules. Just not calling someone seems to be the preferred way to signal you don't want to see them again (at least after only a couple of dates).


I agree.  If I call him and he doesn't call me back, I assume he's not interested and forget about it.  If I run into him after a few months and we have an awkward moment of chitchat and he says 'call me', I usually take that as guy-speak for "I'm being polite, don't really call me" and I forget about it.   If he calls me, I'll call back.

I figure if a guy goes through the trouble of looking up your number and actually calling, then its because he wants to talk to you.  If he doesn't, then its because you haven't crossed his mind and he's not particularly interested.  Fair enough.  Pushing the issue doesn't make it work and punishing the guy makes you look like a biatch.
2013-09-26 10:55:30 AM  
1 votes:

El_Smack: [img.fark.net image 850x566]

                Maybe.                         Sure.                            Probably.                 Maybe.               Like a screen door in a hurricane.


Looks like a Tranny Chorus Line.
2013-09-26 10:51:51 AM  
1 votes:
img.fark.net

                Maybe.                         Sure.                            Probably.                 Maybe.               Like a screen door in a hurricane.
2013-09-26 10:51:15 AM  
1 votes:

Literally Addicted: Iduber humper: Literally Addicted: bunner: EngineerAU: It's a question of quality of construction and quality of neighbors. If you own in a quality building with logically thought out floor plans and good construction practices, you rarely hear the neighbors.

I don't think I will ever shell out 200k for the privilege of sleeping in an apartment building,

If only they went so cheap here.  If you can afford twice that for 600sf by the time you're 25 (without, assuming, getting the money from your parents), then you can be a little smug.  Just a little.

Not really.  Mortgages are anchors.  At that age, especially, stay the hell away from debt -- it's a dream killer only a baby can top.

Then there are the maintenance fees...add another $800-1200 per month.  And property taxes...and insurance...it's a money pit.

It'll be real interesting when the condo values in Toronto drop in a few years (and I know they will).  Watch all the smug young yuppies freak out then.


I've never let smug bother me because I know they're dumbasses. Character defect. Not that I'm against striving for accomplishment; to compete against your peers for material goods is foolish.

Expensive car + expensive mortgage = ball and chain. Loss of freedom for an image.

/if you want image, workout.  Good shape and an interesting life trump all the material BS.
2013-09-26 10:45:59 AM  
1 votes:
img.fark.net
And, for the first time since he could remember, Henry Rollins missed Greg Ginn.
2013-09-26 10:34:42 AM  
1 votes:

manimal2878: DjangoStonereaver: It was still gutless to dump her via a text, even if she may have gone a bit overboard in shaming him on
her blog.

No it's not.  Maybe in the early 2000s that would be true, before texting became as ubiquitous as it is now. People don't call each other to talk as much anymore, texting is how many people communicate.


If you can't mandate that a guy has to break up in person, how is one supposed to effectively use crying as a manipulation tactic?
2013-09-26 10:30:32 AM  
1 votes:

The Muthaship: No such thing as bad publicity!


With the possible exception of "everything happens for a reason," this is probably the single laziest, stupidest, most incorrect aphorism in the English language.
2013-09-26 10:30:09 AM  
1 votes:

theflatline: "meet me out front while I get the car" but then I would go back to bed because the security doors would close, and they could not get back in.


OUTSTANDING
2013-09-26 10:27:11 AM  
1 votes:

EngineerAU: Rapmaster2000: It reminds me of "I live in a Buckhead high-rise WITH a concierge".

It's douchey to use that as a status symbol but trust me, if you ever make the mistake of sticking your dick in crazy, a concierge is great to have. Most won't even have the nerve to come in the building and try to get past the doorman and the few who do, won't get anywhere near your door.

Prank Call of Cthulhu: I'm still trying to figure out the "as a 25 year old with a condo" comment. That makes you cool...why? Doesn't this just say to the world, "I hate renting, but I love sharing walls with complete strangers"?

It's a question of quality of construction and quality of neighbors. If you own in a quality building with logically thought out floor plans and good construction practices, you rarely hear the neighbors. If you're in a low end building made up of cheap sheetrock with bedrooms next to the neighbor's living room and half the units rented out to freshmen at the local community college, you're going to have a bad time.


I used to live in downtown Jacksonville in a very nice building with swipe card security, and the great thing was it was located within a three block radius of about six bars and four night clubs.  So I could walk to them, and usually if I picked up, girls were always interested in seeing my building.

Twice I took home crazy.

1. Once a gorgeous 21 year old who woke me up at three in the morning saying he friend had been beat up by her coke dealer and we needed to go rescue her.
2. Drunk I met a good looking chubbo at the bar who would roll in twice a week for some loving, who after the third session admitted to me that she was married, but her and I should go on regular dates, like dinner, movies, hold hands etc.

The solution, "meet me out front while I get the car" but then I would go back to bed because the security doors would close, and they could not get back in.
2013-09-26 10:26:57 AM  
1 votes:

CJHardin: Methinks the erase tool was used a bit liberally on the bottom halve of her person during the photoshopping


short stubby fat fingers.

ladies, you can't hide those hands.
2013-09-26 10:25:26 AM  
1 votes:

WinoRhino: But instead of laughing with her, it backfires and the world is laughing at her.


I bet she's thinking, "You know what?  I'll take it!  No such thing as bad publicity!"
2013-09-26 10:24:53 AM  
1 votes:

WinoRhino: RedTank: I'm sure this has been said, or perhaps I'm missing something...  But why is she so clearly upset over a guy whom she only went out with twice?

She's not. She was utterly excited when she received it because she wants fame. She wants to be well-known. She wants to be the Asian Chelsea Lately, sans the minuscule amount of talent. The easiest way to do this without putting forth much effort is to act like an idiot and display this behavior to the internet in the hopes that something goes viral. Lucky for her, it did. Some guy says "Hey, it's not working, sorry, best of luck." She jumps on this opportunity and attempts to make it seem like he's a dirt bag and she's clever and witty with the way she handles it. She posts it on her blog and makes a huge deal of it so people will now know her. But instead of laughing with her, it backfires and the world is laughing at her.


Yeah, just a brief scan of the comments, and she's getting slammed.   Fat jokes aside, people are pretty much calling her out the way Farkers are...daddy probably paid for the condo, below average looks and obviously below average talent.

Earlier I said the blog would be deleted, and someone said she wouldn't do that because it's about her ego.  Methinks she will due to the embarrassment that's going to pile on her from people she knows...and especially in the DC dating scene.  "Oh, you're that fat girl that thinks she hot, and calls dudes out.  HEY GUYS, C'MERE...IT'S THAT CRAZY FAT ASIAN BLOGGER!"
2013-09-26 10:15:47 AM  
1 votes:

bunner: a 26-year-old DC "memoirist" who runs a Beltway "events, society, and gossip" blog

:  /

:  \

Is that code for "some chick daddy's unmarriable chubby little princess without a job who hangs out with people who do found her to be an easy conduit into daddy's wallet"?


Yep.  Spot on, bunner.
2013-09-26 10:15:26 AM  
1 votes:
You can see the insecurity seeping out of her pores. She's a slightly overweight, average looking girl with tits that are already sagging at 25. Everything she says/writes screams "validate how awesome I am! I'm awesome, right?"

Men do this too, btw. CSB: I once met a guy online and we had one date. One date. He drove from an hour away and we spent the day together, dining, shopping, hiking (hiked around a winery). He documented the entire day, having strangers take pics of us standing under a gazebo set for a wedding, and one at our table...it wasn't a casual "hey were having wine and cheese pic...he took my hands and gazed into my eyes for this very serious, touching picture. He was sweating and shaking the whole time. He had a habit of grabbing my arm to lead me around. He also was brutally up front and honest about his IBS problem and openly, loudly farted. Being in the car with him was like a rolling Dutch oven.

I was creeped out by his intensity, so told him by phone I wasn't interested in another date (I forget the excuse I made up). Anyway, this guy called me for six months after that and always acted indignant and pissed when I didn't recognize his number. He even showed up at my house twice (and he lives an hour away) and once at my office.

Apparently, some people take that first date pretty damn seriously.
2013-09-26 10:14:15 AM  
1 votes:
Christ, this chick sounds like an ex of mine.  This is exactly the type of person (not just woman) that I avoid.  Once this level of narcissism becomes evident, I steer clear, unless I have to deal with them in a professional manner.  And she needs to be dealt with in a professional manner.  Maybe a good psychologist or...

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2013-09-26 10:13:32 AM  
1 votes:

frepnog: [img.fark.net image 850x566]let's start.

Far left - absolute CRAZY.  Will chop your dick off for any imagined slight.
Second from left - ugly girl that paints her face on with a trowel to try and build a face that doesn't look like a mask stolen from on of the guys from Slipknot.  PLUSES  - No self esteem, will let you pee on her.
Center - our hero, classic stalker.  Nuttier than squirrel shiat.  Has false self esteem - that is, none, so pretends with great force and furious anger, but will allow you to shiat on her chest, has been involved in at least one corporate bukkake party when working as an escort.  No pluses - run.
Second from right - the only sane one, not ugly, not exactly pretty.  Hangs out with these girls because they do go to interesting places, will meet some guy in accounting and get pregnant and married in less than a year.  Will move to country and churn out kids, become a full time soccer mom.  Into light BDSM, but only in secret,  total sub.
Far Right - fat girl in hiding, completely insane.  On bi-polar medication.  Arrested once for stabbing a co-worker while working at Starbucks.  Will end up farking a politician and ruin a democrat's chances for re-election.


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2013-09-26 10:12:42 AM  
1 votes:
If your whole attitude is "OMG U can't HANDLE me!!1!!" - well, sure we can, ladies.  Maybe with a RACAL suit and some headache meds.  But why bother?  Emotional rabies isn't "passionate".  It's a nail in the foot of whoever is dating you.
2013-09-26 10:09:18 AM  
1 votes:
She "likes" Sen. Ted Cruz on her Fb page. Proof that she's a twunt.
2013-09-26 09:59:19 AM  
1 votes:
just met he is not looking for a relationship and hopes she'll understand because she's "funny, smart" and "cool"; girl proceeds to ruin guy's life by forwarding private text messages he sent her to his bosses, said the website that makes its living posting inane bits of people's private lives.
2013-09-26 09:54:01 AM  
1 votes:
And if a guy did the same thing to a woman, he'd be misogynist
2013-09-26 09:52:45 AM  
1 votes:

LandOfChocolate: The rarest of birds, the

North American small breasted Plump Asian Skank

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FTFY
2013-09-26 09:48:59 AM  
1 votes:
I love this thread so much.
2013-09-26 09:48:07 AM  
1 votes:
The rarest of birds, the Plump Asian Skank

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2013-09-26 09:38:13 AM  
1 votes:

topcon: Um, "dating" for two weeks, it's perfectly acceptable to "break up" over text.  What a stupid farking coont.  It's not as if they were dating for months, where it wouldn't be acceptable.  I wonder why some coont at Gawker would even run this story.  I'd call her a coont to her face.  coont.


shiat man...two weeks...I just no call no show.  Still in that "meh, whatever" period at two weeks.

He probably was shiatfaced.  Hit her up via email...thinking he had a freebie lined up...eventually they went to dinner, and he saw her show down on 3 lobsters and 4 steaks (but to be honest, the lobsters at that restaurant were the six of matchbooks) and he decided to have a few shots after she made her carnal proposal of fornicating until his demise.

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At which point he made vacation plans to ease his severe anxiety attack.  Once he knew he was out of her "Hulk Smash" range....he sent the text.
2013-09-26 09:29:32 AM  
1 votes:
On a somewhat related note, this older article:  http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/articles/2008/members-only/full/  was linked to on slate long form like a month ago. It's also about the DC dating scene, which makes me think that A) I'm glad I'm not single and living in DC and B) there's seriously something weird in the water there. Or the champagne. Whichever.
2013-09-26 09:22:09 AM  
1 votes:
frepnog:

Far left - absolute CRAZY.  Will chop your dick off for any imagined slight.
Second from left - ugly girl that paints her face on with a trowel to try and build a face that doesn't look like a mask stolen from on of the guys from Slipknot.  PLUSES  - No self esteem, will let you pee on her.
Center - our hero, classic stalker.  Nuttier than squirrel shiat.  Has false self esteem - that is, none, so pretends with great force and furious anger, but will allow you to shiat on her chest, has been involved in at least one corporate bukkake party when working as an escort.  No pluses - run.
Second from right - the only sane one, not ugly, not exactly pretty.  Hangs out with these girls because they do go to interesting places, will meet some guy in accounting and get pregnant and married in less than a year.  Will move to country and churn out kids, become a full time soccer mom.  Into light BDSM, but only in secret,  total sub.
Far Right - fat girl in hiding, completely insane.  On bi-polar medication.  Arrested once for stabbing a co-worker while working at Starbucks.  Will end up farking a politician and ruin a democrat's chances for re-election.


I thought about saying something about how we know that the one girl is a biatch... but we don't really know much about the rest and it's probably not cool to be hating on them... otherwise this does turn into a a women hating thread and not a woman hating thread.

But then I realized that in may of the pics Pu is standing in the center like she's like their "leader". That says something about this group. Also they all contribute to a gossip blog. Gossiping used to be considered as a negative trait. I still consider it to be negative, even if today many people seem like they don't. So I guess a good case could be made for hating on them too. Carry on...
2013-09-26 09:09:37 AM  
1 votes:

walkerhound: EvilEgg: Guess she's not used to being the dumped. He was as nice about it as possible.

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She's used to being dumped, pretty sure.


She has a Dean Koontz book on her shelf displayed prominently. So not only is she a farking nutter, she has shiatty taste too.
2013-09-26 09:09:34 AM  
1 votes:

Carth: I want to see an interview with the guy. I'm just going to assume this whole thing is fake and intended to get publicity for her terrible book until then. No one could be that self centered.


I can tell you've never been to the bars in DC.  Visit Clarendon or Dupont or Adam's Morgan on a Saturday night.  People like this (men and women) are a dime a dozen.
2013-09-26 09:07:07 AM  
1 votes:

Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless


This is a jerk-hating thread, and not gender exclusive. Hence the 26 minute quip in the headline. Rightfully observing that an individual woman is a b*tch is not the misogyny many thin-skinned people claim it to be.
2013-09-26 09:07:03 AM  
1 votes:
The guy was perfectly fine doing what he did.  They only hung out a few times.

Upon hanging out with someone before you start dating them, you are perfectly justified to end things if you suspect the biatch is crazy, as she was.   To make things worse, she is a heifer.

There is nothing more awful than a fat girl with an attitude.
2013-09-26 09:05:18 AM  
1 votes:

The Muthaship: CJHardin: and what the hell is going on with her posse?

There's a lot of pain and shame in those faces.


Where one man sees a wasteland, I see potential

Never underestimate the powers of persuasion over desperate women. In fact that right there is a case study in hitting on and banging the ugliest one in the group to get the best looking one to throw everything she has at you in bed.
2013-09-26 09:04:51 AM  
1 votes:

DjangoStonereaver: EvilEgg: Guess she's not used to being the dumped. He was as nice about it as possible.

It was still gutless to dump her via a text, even if she may have gone a bit overboard in shaming him on
her blog.


She did worse - she ratted out his personal phone use to his boss.  That's just vindictive on top of petty.
2013-09-26 09:04:06 AM  
1 votes:
I want to see an interview with the guy. I'm just going to assume this whole thing is fake and intended to get publicity for her terrible book until then. No one could be that self centered.
2013-09-26 09:02:12 AM  
1 votes:

CJHardin: and what the hell is going on with her posse?


There's a lot of pain and shame in those faces.
2013-09-26 08:58:58 AM  
1 votes:
She must love that dress/shirt/whale cover thing.

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/and what the hell is going on with her posse?
2013-09-26 08:56:07 AM  
1 votes:
I kinda like her tits.
2013-09-26 08:55:24 AM  
1 votes:

thegod082: gochuck: Independent of how crazy she is, she should at least know the numbers game in DC. Single, straight men are vastly outnumbered by women in DC. Beyond being crazy, she looks like going to the gym in 26 minutes, every 26 minutes couldn't hurt. She doesn't measure up against the competition. If she wants to have any chance of pulling off that amount of crazy, she's going to have to be hot enough to be considered hot outside of DC - Hollywood for ugly people.

"Hollywood for ugly people" is a clever way of describing DC; it would've been more clever if I hadn't heard it described that way on "Wait Wait ..." a week or two ago.


It could only be more clever if you heard decades ago when it was first coined.
2013-09-26 08:54:52 AM  
1 votes:
the guy was polite in his text.  he could have said "look hon, I was drunk when I met and banged you in the bathroom at the club that night.  I had a good time, you swallowed like a champ, but on the second outing I realized you were a nutter and also a biatchunkier than I like my daytime companions (no fat chicks).  fark off".
2013-09-26 08:53:29 AM  
1 votes:

CleanAndPure: What bugged me was that she lived with parents with telephone area plus... calls were free for her to make via landline. I was across county line so cost me 20¢ plus per minute.


I stopped calling a girl once because dialing her number was a pain in the ass, too many 0's and 9's

/letsseehowbadidatemyselfthere
2013-09-26 08:53:15 AM  
1 votes:

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26 of 32 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars I will be reviewing this in text format.
This is the BEST book about narcissistic personality disorder that I've ever read!!! I'm truly impressed by the amount of self-awareness you possess.


1.0 out of 5 stars Another Trite Attempt, May 8, 2012
By
I wish I could write more about this book, mainly in an attempt to help others avoid it all cost. But I learned long ago to save my breath when reviewing terrible "literature."

Please, do not read, purchase or allow any other close friends or family come into contact with this book. You will not live out the day.

1.0 out of 5 stars Could you be more full of yourself?, September 25, 2013
By
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This review is from: Type A+ (Paperback)
Wow, absolutely terrible. Could this girl be more smitten with her mediocrity? "I'm 25 and own a condo!"... Yipee...

Read the preview and you'll see exactly why you shouldn't buy this book. If you have read the whole thing and rated it more than 1 star than you are either a family member of the author, or the author herself.

1.0 out of 5 stars Awful, September 25, 2013
By
Erik -
This review is from: Type A+ (Paperback)
This is not a book to be set aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.

That being said, it made a wonderful THUMP sound when it hit the back of the fireplace and into the fire.
2013-09-26 08:51:53 AM  
1 votes:

kbronsito: DjangoStonereaver: EvilEgg: Guess she's not used to being the dumped. He was as nice about it as possible.

It was still gutless to dump her via a text, even if she may have gone a bit overboard in shaming him on
her blog.

they went on two dates. is that even a dump? It really seems more like him letting her know that he doesn't want to be in a relationship with her so he doesn't have to dump her in the near future. Does that really need to be done in person?


Call me old fashioned, but I think so.  It shows basic respect for her as a person.
2013-09-26 08:50:33 AM  
1 votes:

HotWingConspiracy: She's never been to a gym.


Baby fat and matronly upper arms plus an ugly, ugly brain.
2013-09-26 08:49:57 AM  
1 votes:
She sounds like the coontiest coont to have ever coonted.
2013-09-26 08:49:48 AM  
1 votes:

JohnCarter: She seems a little obsessed - with a drunk guy she has dinner with.  Maybe she was off her meds

Also

vudukungfu: Bullet. dodged.

So.Much.This

And as many have said, she has not been anywhere near a gym

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yeah, the area she's in has a lot of hot chicks. Without knowing what the guy looks like, he could have done much better. My guess is that *as she states* he was drunk when he met her. He probably thought he was talking to her friend.

Actually, the fact he has a kid around 9 and works in government in that area, randomly slept with some psycho and then broke up with her by text...I think I know the guy. I'll have to give him a call, but it wouldn't surprise me if I do.
2013-09-26 08:49:36 AM  
1 votes:
Ah, modern romance.  Let's see who gets to make who unavailable to whom, first.  And how.  And can post it on the internet first!  Methinks the lady doth protest too much.  Congratulations of having bought an apartment, though.  I've met more than a few women who couldn't WAIT to be disappointed by SOMETHING so they could have the most scintillating tale of woe for their BFFs.  I think both of these sponges should get out of the dating pool, tut suite.
2013-09-26 08:49:26 AM  
1 votes:

jaylectricity: Wow...and to think what that girl I stopped answering the phone to after two dates thinks of me. I just saw her yesterday and she was icy.


Ahh the icy stare...

... I briefly dated a girl in college. Worked in a book store and would frequently get a number on a slip of paper given to me.

One day girl gave me a slip of paper with "name, number, sociology major. Want to be a criminal investigator after college" written on it.

A little odd... but was not seeing anyone at time so figured why not?

We dated for while... I would call her... she would never call me... said that was the "mans job".. this was mid 90s not: 40s.

What bugged me was that she lived with parents with telephone area plus... calls were free for her to make via landline. I was across county line so cost me 20¢ plus per minute.

After couple first months started sugg she call me every once in a while... she finally agreed she would... told her I expected her to call next.

She never did... so I stopped calling her. Never dumped her... just stopped calling her. Figured after few weeks meant we were through... fine with me if she couldn't be bothered to call me.

About a month after our last date... girl came by mall where I was working... asked me out... was my lunch break so said "sure... wanna grab lunch now?"

As we were walking out store... who walked in?

Yeah... her... I felt the icy stare following me down the mall... it was some sort of death ray... only I didn't die.

Felt a little bad because I know that made me look the bad-guy... and I always tried to be respectful and not be the bad guy in a relationship.
2013-09-26 08:46:44 AM  
1 votes:

jaylectricity: tinderfitles: When the fark did "rando" become a thing?

Wise up grandpa, didn't you watch Buckwild on MTV?


I used to be with it, but then they changed what *it* was. Now what I'm with isn't *it*, and what's *it* seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to you.
2013-09-26 08:46:16 AM  
1 votes:

gochuck: Independent of how crazy she is, she should at least know the numbers game in DC. Single, straight men are vastly outnumbered by women in DC. Beyond being crazy, she looks like going to the gym in 26 minutes, every 26 minutes couldn't hurt. She doesn't measure up against the competition. If she wants to have any chance of pulling off that amount of crazy, she's going to have to be hot enough to be considered hot outside of DC - Hollywood for ugly people.


"Hollywood for ugly people" is a clever way of describing DC; it would've been more clever if I hadn't heard it described that way on "Wait Wait ..." a week or two ago.
2013-09-26 08:46:11 AM  
1 votes:
"Cute girl is heading to the gym in 26 minutes."

Subby...why must you turn this place into a house of lies?
2013-09-26 08:45:47 AM  
1 votes:

kbronsito: DjangoStonereaver: EvilEgg: Guess she's not used to being the dumped. He was as nice about it as possible.

It was still gutless to dump her via a text, even if she may have gone a bit overboard in shaming him on
her blog.

they went on two dates. is that even a dump? It really seems more like him letting her know that he doesn't want to be in a relationship with her so he doesn't have to dump her in the near future. Does that really need to be done in person?


That's what I was thinking.  One date, I might not even respond to texts or calls.  2 and they might get a friendly, it was nice getting to know you but not interested.  I wouldn't consider it "breaking up" unless there was some MUTUAL understanding of a relationship.
2013-09-26 08:44:19 AM  
1 votes:

Thunderpipes: I believe that is illegal by the way. Considering wire tapping. You do not have permission to record someone's communications without their consent, do you? And then intentionally trying to harm the person's career? Sue the wench.


A) Texts don't fall under wire-tapping laws, like emails, because they are already recorded as part of the process of existing.
B) Like almost every state except a couple, DC is a single-party consent state, meaning only one person taking part in a conversation has to consent for it to be legal.
2013-09-26 08:43:23 AM  
1 votes:
This she-creature is a very typical D.C. power-seeking courtier hoar slut biatch on a date with whom you're expected to bring your updated resume and most recent W-2 form(s). Merely presenting them with a (large) penis doesn't soothe these types and they are latently mentally ill.

You don't wanna go there, don't stick your dick, etc.
2013-09-26 08:40:37 AM  
1 votes:

mbillips: "painfully honest" (mean)


or brutally honest....either way it's a euphemism to say you're rude and have no regard for other people's feelings.
2013-09-26 08:39:42 AM  
1 votes:

IdBeCrazyIf: Well good luck getting any more dates since everyone now knows how psycho you are. 20 hours together and he lets you know he doesn't want a relationship and your base at the start was a drunken romp yet somehow that justifies trying to ruin his life? Someone is a little bit on the nutter side.

I'd still pork it though

But I'd leave in the middle of the night and wipe my cawk on the curtains


Her house, not yours.  Don't let her know where you live.
2013-09-26 08:35:02 AM  
1 votes:

Because People in power are Stupid: Her response:

http://littleblackblog.net/2013/09/25/the-morning-after/

I celebrated my 26th bday with entire species of troglodyte-sapiens effectively paying my mortgage in ad and book sales in 36 hours and going fantastically nutso about my outrageous, offensive, and completely factual response to someone. I'll save everyone the googling to report that yes, I am a writer, and yes, I write pretty egregiously honest memoirs. The Taylor Swift of literature. It has worked out quite well thus far.


Yes, I'm sure that hundreds to thousands of people bought your book after seeing your asshole behavior. And insult them all as troglodytes will only make them want more.

Fark this, I can't even tell if I'm being sarcastic anymore.
2013-09-26 08:34:50 AM  
1 votes:
Wow...and to think what that girl I stopped answering the phone to after two dates thinks of me. I just saw her yesterday and she was icy.
2013-09-26 08:34:40 AM  
1 votes:
She must profit off being the female version of that Tucker-something guy.
2013-09-26 08:34:12 AM  
1 votes:
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Still, at least she's got a lovely personality. Oh, wait...
2013-09-26 08:32:24 AM  
1 votes:
When the fark did "rando" become a thing?
2013-09-26 08:29:13 AM  
1 votes:
has anyone mentioned that her blog sucks.
2013-09-26 08:27:00 AM  
1 votes:

Jim from Saint Paul: Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless

9/10.

Simple. Effective. Broad to the point where men will feel the need to clarify, when they shouldn;t have to since it's clear who they are biatching about.

Good stuff.


DAMMIT!!!!!
2013-09-26 08:24:03 AM  
1 votes:

Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless


I can't speak for everyone, but I'm only here for the douche-hating thread.

Some classic douche-hating threads from the past:
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2013-09-26 08:23:20 AM  
1 votes:
Dunno why she is so upset, he didn't tell her she was lousy at sex.

/which is why he bailed on her
2013-09-26 08:23:00 AM  
1 votes:

Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless


I think people are just pointing out that this woman kind of sucks in this instance (and perhaps there's some evidence that she sucks in general).  Most women are awesome.

Unless you think this woman is pretty awesome.

In which case....why?
2013-09-26 08:22:50 AM  
1 votes:

CleanAndPure: He made a faux pas.
She was a complete psycho biatch.


AW, plain and simple.  A professional AW.   Maybe a professional something else, too.
2013-09-26 08:22:34 AM  
1 votes:

Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless


No... most girls are pretty great. Yeah we like to joke about them... but the psychos are in the minority.


This one in the article is a loon though.
2013-09-26 08:20:30 AM  
1 votes:
She sounds like a biatch.
2013-09-26 08:15:51 AM  
1 votes:

serial_crusher: what's going on with her right boob in that photo?


I don't think her boobs like each other.
 
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