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2013-09-26 03:40:01 PM  

theflatline: She could not find a black dude in DC or Ga.

I bet her parents paying 12k a month for her upkeep in another state is really a godsend to them.


We should take up donations to see how much we can raise to give her a monthly stipend to stay in another country. Not just another state.
 
2013-09-26 03:43:01 PM  
-follow up interview.

This will not even hurt her. Quite the opposite. She's gonna get job offers or her own reality show. All publicity works today.


There's another photo in a different location with that same dress!

I know! Seriously, she might survive the entire narcissistic personality thing unscathed but I would think in some circles this ever-present green top thing should get her eviscerated, if only on some fashion blogs or something.
 
2013-09-26 03:43:09 PM  

IRQ12: Is there an opposite term for "butherface"?


 she isn't particulary cute either.

img.fark.net

"asian cum mopper\hand job specialist"
 
2013-09-26 03:43:22 PM  

CJHardin: Because People in power are Stupid: Literally Addicted: lohphat: Evil Mackerel: She probably posted that while drinking with band of support harpies.

What's the collective noun for harpies?

A shrill? A screech? A talon? A newscast?

According to these guys, it's an aerie, colony or a wake.

What the flock.

I think it's safe to call it a murder.


It's an "Oprah". I thought everyone knew that.
 
2013-09-26 03:44:20 PM  

frepnog: Kuroshin: mjohnson71: medius: Dogfacedgod: Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless

Get your farking ass back in the kitchen before you catch a beatin'.

like a woman today would even know what to do in a kitchen

i see her there, chopping vegetables with the same unpracticed rough but dainty motion--and with the same borderline bored impatience and fearful anticipation twisted on her face--as if she were giving a courtesy handjob to a "he's sorta ok, i guess" kinda fella

she's every woman

It's amazing how many women under 40 can't cook. Between my friends and siblings in the Generation X group, I'd say that for 90% of the couples the man is now the cook.

We're just better at it.

Like everything else.

/*runs away, giggling*

my wife is 25.  when we met she could cook Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

/she can cook any damn thing now.  feeds me well, she does.


What part of "*runs away, giggling* do you not understand, bucko?


Heh, my wife has burned water.  However, she has suddenly gotten the urge to learn how to cook, and has done rather well by following established recipes and working very slowly with my knives.  She's starting to understand where all the mess in the kitchen comes from.

/she's totally stealing my things though
//first it was "I want to learn how to ride a motorcycle", now it's "I want to learn how to cook."
///lord help me if she ever learns how to troll on the internet - there'll be nothing left for me!
 
2013-09-26 03:44:27 PM  

doubled99: -follow up interview.

This will not even hurt her. Quite the opposite. She's gonna get job offers or her own reality show. All publicity works today.

There's another photo in a different location with that same dress!

I know! Seriously, she might survive the entire narcissistic personality thing unscathed but I would think in some circles this ever-present green top thing should get her eviscerated, if only on some fashion blogs or something.


and it looks a bit like a farking satin bathrobe, not something one with class would wear out.
 
2013-09-26 03:44:33 PM  

baconbeard: CJHardin: Because People in power are Stupid: Literally Addicted: lohphat: Evil Mackerel: She probably posted that while drinking with band of support harpies.

What's the collective noun for harpies?

A shrill? A screech? A talon? A newscast?

According to these guys, it's an aerie, colony or a wake.

What the flock.

I think it's safe to call it a murder.

It's an "Oprah". I thought everyone knew that.


I think "Behar" is more appropriate.
 
2013-09-26 03:45:54 PM  

IRQ12: Is there an opposite term for "butherface"?


"Butterbody"
 
2013-09-26 03:45:56 PM  

que.guero: Am I too late to bring up the topic that if their genders were reversed, it would have been an outrage?


yep
 
2013-09-26 03:46:56 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: Wessoman:
No, as a man who has a hyperthymic temperament, there is a difference between Bipolar disorder and Hypomania. In fact, Hypomania is actually a symptom of Borderline Personality Disorder or Narcissistic disorder, far worse than being bipolar.
Bingo.
I had a girlfriend with borderline, my god I did.
It was like living with a mountain lion.
Two abortions that I only found out about after the fact.
Finally got out of there.
She eventually died by her own hand.
The borderlines usually screw their lives and emotions up so badly that there is no redemption.


Arrgh--a borderliner. No wonder I was instantly repulsed.
Although this gal sounds more like a combination of borderliner and narcissist.

/Why not both?
//was married to one --um, all of them.
 
2013-09-26 03:47:16 PM  

Kuroshin: //first it was "I want to learn how to ride a motorcycle", now it's "I want to learn how to cook."


dude, you are the luckiest farker on the face of the earth.  i'll cook, but finding a woman who WANTS to ride a motorcycle?    damn near impossible in these parts.
 
2013-09-26 03:51:07 PM  
"For him to suddenly "dump" me after I'd already politely pumped the brakes on our still-nascent "relationship"--that is what caused the anger, to try to preemptively end things before they'd even begun because he felt I was pulling away."

So, yeah, narcissist, control freak, "I say what happens and when!" vindictive, BPD case.

How dare he not let me eject him first!

Guys?  Smile, back away slowly, keep your eye on her hands and when you get to the door, run and run very fast and very far away and sell your house and burn your clothes and paint your car a different color and grow a moustache.
 
2013-09-26 03:53:12 PM  

bunner: "For him to suddenly "dump" me after I'd already politely pumped the brakes on our still-nascent "relationship"--that is what caused the anger, to try to preemptively end things before they'd even begun because he felt I was pulling away."

So, yeah, narcissist, control freak, "I say what happens and when!" vindictive, BPD case.

How dare he not let me eject him first!

Guys?  Smile, back away slowly, keep your eye on her hands and when you get to the door, run and run very fast and very far away and sell your house and burn your clothes and paint your car a different color and grow a moustache.


I had to move, get a different vehicle and threaten a restraining order once.

redheads, man.
 
2013-09-26 03:55:36 PM  

stir22: Kuroshin: //first it was "I want to learn how to ride a motorcycle", now it's "I want to learn how to cook."

dude, you are the luckiest farker on the face of the earth.  i'll cook, but finding a woman who WANTS to ride a motorcycle?    damn near impossible in these parts.


She's my race manager and financial backer, so she's around bikes constantly.  Went out and bought herself a 1975 CB125S to learn on because, and I quote, "it's cute!"  I'm now half-way into a teardown to chase away some gremlins.

She's doing well with it, actually.  Both things - riding and cooking.  However, the very second she signs up for a track day, I'm divorcing her ass!
 
2013-09-26 03:59:01 PM  

Kuroshin: stir22: Kuroshin: //first it was "I want to learn how to ride a motorcycle", now it's "I want to learn how to cook."

dude, you are the luckiest farker on the face of the earth.  i'll cook, but finding a woman who WANTS to ride a motorcycle?    damn near impossible in these parts.

She's my race manager and financial backer, so she's around bikes constantly.  Went out and bought herself a 1975 CB125S to learn on because, and I quote, "it's cute!"  I'm now half-way into a teardown to chase away some gremlins.

She's doing well with it, actually.  Both things - riding and cooking.  However, the very second she signs up for a track day, I'm divorcing her ass!


My fiancee loves to cook, which is something I introduced her to. She originally wanted a motorcycle, but that seems to have faded. I'm trying to get her to do a motorcycle safety class (a cool program they have here in PA where you go, get trained by seasoned riders on little moped type 50cc bikes for a few weekends, and at the end they give you your class M license) and it's like pulling teeth. I want a bike darnit!
 
2013-09-26 04:01:48 PM  
I totally was digging that part where she insulted the guy's 9-year-old daughter.

Because nothing says, "HA! THAT'LL LEARN YOU!" - like insulting a child.
 
2013-09-26 04:02:08 PM  

frepnog: I had to move, get a different vehicle and threaten a restraining order once.


*thousand yard stare fistbump*
 
2013-09-26 04:03:25 PM  
This is as far as I got on her personals ad:

Have You Met?
Name: Quin Woodward Pu
Hometown: Augusta, GA
Resident: Washington, DC
Education: Vanderbuilt University
Profession: Memoirist, blogger, publicist
Status: Single

No one with the smarts and the money to go to Vanderbilt would ever spell it "Vanderbuilt"


Maybe she went to "Vanderbuilt University, a division of DeVry"
 
2013-09-26 04:04:08 PM  

scubamage: Kuroshin: stir22: Kuroshin: //first it was "I want to learn how to ride a motorcycle", now it's "I want to learn how to cook."

dude, you are the luckiest farker on the face of the earth.  i'll cook, but finding a woman who WANTS to ride a motorcycle?    damn near impossible in these parts.

She's my race manager and financial backer, so she's around bikes constantly.  Went out and bought herself a 1975 CB125S to learn on because, and I quote, "it's cute!"  I'm now half-way into a teardown to chase away some gremlins.

She's doing well with it, actually.  Both things - riding and cooking.  However, the very second she signs up for a track day, I'm divorcing her ass!

My fiancee loves to cook, which is something I introduced her to. She originally wanted a motorcycle, but that seems to have faded. I'm trying to get her to do a motorcycle safety class (a cool program they have here in PA where you go, get trained by seasoned riders on little moped type 50cc bikes for a few weekends, and at the end they give you your class M license) and it's like pulling teeth. I want a bike darnit!


Here in Oregon they require you to take an MSF class in order to get your endorsement.  She got her permit via written test, which allows her to ride on streets as long as an experienced rider is running sweep.  She's actually ridden two blocks to a business park for practice, so that's a good start.  There aren't too many full programs around here that train a person up from nothing, and even those that do exist don't qualify you to get an M stamp - you still have to go through the "Team Oregon" Basic class.

Bikes are loads of fun, but you have to keep your head on a swivel and be ready for anything at all times.  Not a relaxing hobby.
 
2013-09-26 04:05:34 PM  
I'm thinking we're going to wake up tomorrow to find out how many people got trolled by this chick.

No one in the world can really exist in this kind of self-absorbed bubble.

/thankfully, they'd suffocate on their own carbon dioxide
 
2013-09-26 04:07:50 PM  
Actually looking at her body it looks like she lost a  lot of weight.

I have noticed people that drop a lot of weight have an absurd over confidence thing.
 
2013-09-26 04:08:52 PM  

Timmy the Tumor: This is as far as I got on her personals ad:

Have You Met?
Name: Quin Woodward Pu
Hometown: Augusta, GA
Resident: Washington, DC
Education: Vanderbuilt University
Profession: Memoirist, blogger, publicist
Status: Single

No one with the smarts and the money to go to Vanderbilt would ever spell it "Vanderbuilt"


Maybe she went to "Vanderbuilt University, a division of DeVry"


i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-26 04:12:24 PM  

BalugaJoe: She's looks very fat.

 
2013-09-26 04:15:10 PM  

Literally Addicted: I'm thinking we're going to wake up tomorrow to find out how many people got trolled by this chick.

No one in the world can really exist in this kind of self-absorbed bubble.

/thankfully, they'd suffocate on their own carbon dioxide


Yes, they can, because they surround themselves with people who reinforce that bubble.  You just aren't in their social circles.  Be thankful.
 
2013-09-26 04:15:39 PM  

Lady J: Fank: Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless

Who stated that all women are biatches and why is this a thread about hating women? Sounds like you got some sand in your vagina.

you're about 300 posts behind, son


Good retort.
 
2013-09-26 04:17:31 PM  

frepnog: IRQ12: Is there an opposite term for "butherface"?

 she isn't particulary cute either.

[img.fark.net image 480x360]



Taking the dust jackets off your Dean Koontz books doesn't make them look like the Classics on your shelves.
 
2013-09-26 04:21:58 PM  

mjohnson71: medius: Dogfacedgod: Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless

Get your farking ass back in the kitchen before you catch a beatin'.

like a woman today would even know what to do in a kitchen

i see her there, chopping vegetables with the same unpracticed rough but dainty motion--and with the same borderline bored impatience and fearful anticipation twisted on her face--as if she were giving a courtesy handjob to a "he's sorta ok, i guess" kinda fella

she's every woman

It's amazing how many women under 40 can't cook. Between my friends and siblings in the Generation X group, I'd say that for 90% of the couples the man is now the cook.


Sounds like you hang out with a bunch of biatch made masculine-feminists.
 
2013-09-26 04:24:16 PM  

bunner: China White Tea: 2.  Do people over the age of 16 really get  that emotionally invested after one or two dates?

Google BPD.


THIS!
 
2013-09-26 04:26:59 PM  

FrancoFile: Phinn: CJHardin: Phinn: chopit: Wessoman: Phinn: Because People in power are Stupid: Judging from her lame blog, she is very, very Republican. So that means she's into anal.

To be fair, she's an embarrassment to every single demographic or other social group to which she could possibly belong.

So far, the list of groups who are ashamed of Ms. Pu's existence includes, by my rough estimate:

1. Women
2. Young people
3. Single people
4. D.C. inhabitants
5. Bloggers
6. Self-published writers
7. Writers of all kinds
8. Asians
9. College graduates
10. Consumers
11. Overweight people
12. Republicans
13. People who are into anal
14. Americans
15. Humanity

16. Georgians
17. Condo Owners
18. Medical Students
19. Vandebilt University Alumni
20. Barflies

21.  Trust-fund babies.

Kornchex: 22.  Her parents.

23.  Anyone named Quin, Woodward or Pu (in any combination)
24. Everyone in the region her parents came from
25. Taylor Swift
26. All of Taylor Swift's fans

27 - rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers, and Methodists

28. Cute girls
29. John Fitzgerald Page

30. Sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads.


31. Every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse, and doghouse in that area.
 
2013-09-26 04:32:43 PM  
I am betting she will be buried in that dress unless her cats claw it up.
 
2013-09-26 04:34:12 PM  
So she's playing the "I don't give a fark" angle.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

And reading the Q&A...it's apparent she is one of those that learns a new word, and tries to use it in any conversation....and is always out of context.

Yes we all know she's getting books sales...there were idiots who bought Rebecca Black's song just to troll.   It'll be interesting when some news channel actually brings her in for an interview, and is lambasted (See how I used that word correctly Pu?) live on the air.
 
2013-09-26 04:37:06 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: Her response:

http://littleblackblog.net/2013/09/25/the-morning-after/

I celebrated my 26th bday with entire species of troglodyte-sapiens effectively paying my mortgage in ad and book sales in 36 hours and going fantastically nutso about my outrageous, offensive, and completely factual response to someone. I'll save everyone the googling to report that yes, I am a writer, and yes, I write pretty egregiously honest memoirs. The Taylor Swift of literature. It has worked out quite well thus far.


Deadmau5 & Melleefresh have a perfect song for her:

Attention Whore

http://youtu.be/w68RRFNGlTw
 
2013-09-26 04:38:25 PM  

Crudbucket: FrancoFile: Phinn: CJHardin: Phinn: chopit: Wessoman: Phinn: Because People in power are Stupid: Judging from her lame blog, she is very, very Republican. So that means she's into anal.

To be fair, she's an embarrassment to every single demographic or other social group to which she could possibly belong.

So far, the list of groups who are ashamed of Ms. Pu's existence includes, by my rough estimate:

1. Women
2. Young people
3. Single people
4. D.C. inhabitants
5. Bloggers
6. Self-published writers
7. Writers of all kinds
8. Asians
9. College graduates
10. Consumers
11. Overweight people
12. Republicans
13. People who are into anal
14. Americans
15. Humanity

16. Georgians
17. Condo Owners
18. Medical Students
19. Vandebilt University Alumni
20. Barflies

21.  Trust-fund babies.

Kornchex: 22.  Her parents.

23.  Anyone named Quin, Woodward or Pu (in any combination)
24. Everyone in the region her parents came from
25. Taylor Swift
26. All of Taylor Swift's fans

27 - rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers, and Methodists

28. Cute girls
29. John Fitzgerald Page

30. Sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads.

31. Every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse, and doghouse in that area.


32. Cereal Killers
 
2013-09-26 04:43:33 PM  

IRQ12: Actually looking at her body it looks like she lost a  lot of weight.

I have noticed people that drop a lot of weight have an absurd over confidence thing.


Seems so. The purple people eater picture is from February 2012.
 
2013-09-26 04:43:48 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: Crudbucket: FrancoFile: Phinn: CJHardin: Phinn: chopit: Wessoman: Phinn: Because People in power are Stupid: Judging from her lame blog, she is very, very Republican. So that means she's into anal.

To be fair, she's an embarrassment to every single demographic or other social group to which she could possibly belong.

So far, the list of groups who are ashamed of Ms. Pu's existence includes, by my rough estimate:

1. Women
2. Young people
3. Single people
4. D.C. inhabitants
5. Bloggers
6. Self-published writers
7. Writers of all kinds
8. Asians
9. College graduates
10. Consumers
11. Overweight people
12. Republicans
13. People who are into anal
14. Americans
15. Humanity

16. Georgians
17. Condo Owners
18. Medical Students
19. Vandebilt University Alumni
20. Barflies

21.  Trust-fund babies.

Kornchex: 22.  Her parents.

23.  Anyone named Quin, Woodward or Pu (in any combination)
24. Everyone in the region her parents came from
25. Taylor Swift
26. All of Taylor Swift's fans

27 - rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers, and Methodists

28. Cute girls
29. John Fitzgerald Page

30. Sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads.

31. Every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse, and doghouse in that area.

32. Cereal Killers


33. Breakfast serials
 
2013-09-26 04:45:37 PM  

Magnanimous_J: I've seen a Chinese girl show off a new Coach purse, and try to hide the fact that she's eaten white rice with soy sauce three meals a day for a week. It would be annoying if it wasn't so transparent.


Are you talking about the glass in her window through which you are watching this poor girl eat everyday?
 
2013-09-26 04:49:03 PM  
Holy crap I finally reached the end!
 
2013-09-26 04:49:59 PM  

cryinoutloud: HotIgneous Intruder: Wessoman:
No, as a man who has a hyperthymic temperament, there is a difference between Bipolar disorder and Hypomania. In fact, Hypomania is actually a symptom of Borderline Personality Disorder or Narcissistic disorder, far worse than being bipolar.
Bingo.
I had a girlfriend with borderline, my god I did.
It was like living with a mountain lion.
Two abortions that I only found out about after the fact.
Finally got out of there.
She eventually died by her own hand.
The borderlines usually screw their lives and emotions up so badly that there is no redemption.

Arrgh--a borderliner. No wonder I was instantly repulsed.
Although this gal sounds more like a combination of borderliner and narcissist.

/Why not both?
//was married to one --um, all of them.


Thanks for that TotalFark, btw!

As if the borderliners aren't disturbing enough, I have a mental block where it comes to the part where I think about exactly why I was attracted to that type.
But it also explains my life-long relationship patterns, so there's some illumination.
I think D.C. attracts this type of beast.
 
2013-09-26 04:51:38 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: Crudbucket: FrancoFile: Phinn: CJHardin: Phinn: chopit: Wessoman: Phinn: Because People in power are Stupid: Judging from her lame blog, she is very, very Republican. So that means she's into anal.

To be fair, she's an embarrassment to every single demographic or other social group to which she could possibly belong.

So far, the list of groups who are ashamed of Ms. Pu's existence includes, by my rough estimate:

1. Women
2. Young people
3. Single people
4. D.C. inhabitants
5. Bloggers
6. Self-published writers
7. Writers of all kinds
8. Asians
9. College graduates
10. Consumers
11. Overweight people
12. Republicans
13. People who are into anal
14. Americans
15. Humanity

16. Georgians
17. Condo Owners
18. Medical Students
19. Vandebilt University Alumni
20. Barflies

21.  Trust-fund babies.

Kornchex: 22.  Her parents.

23.  Anyone named Quin, Woodward or Pu (in any combination)
24. Everyone in the region her parents came from
25. Taylor Swift
26. All of Taylor Swift's fans

27 - rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers, and Methodists

28. Cute girls
29. John Fitzgerald Page

30. Sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads.

31. Every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse, and doghouse in that area.

32. Cereal Killers


33. Crystal Meth Tweakers
 
2013-09-26 04:51:45 PM  

FinFangFark: Because People in power are Stupid: Crudbucket: FrancoFile: Phinn: CJHardin: Phinn: chopit: Wessoman: Phinn: Because People in power are Stupid: Judging from her lame blog, she is very, very Republican. So that means she's into anal.

To be fair, she's an embarrassment to every single demographic or other social group to which she could possibly belong.

So far, the list of groups who are ashamed of Ms. Pu's existence includes, by my rough estimate:

1. Women
2. Young people
3. Single people
4. D.C. inhabitants
5. Bloggers
6. Self-published writers
7. Writers of all kinds
8. Asians
9. College graduates
10. Consumers
11. Overweight people
12. Republicans
13. People who are into anal
14. Americans
15. Humanity

16. Georgians
17. Condo Owners
18. Medical Students
19. Vandebilt University Alumni
20. Barflies

21.  Trust-fund babies.

Kornchex: 22.  Her parents.

23.  Anyone named Quin, Woodward or Pu (in any combination)
24. Everyone in the region her parents came from
25. Taylor Swift
26. All of Taylor Swift's fans

27 - rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers, and Methodists

28. Cute girls
29. John Fitzgerald Page

30. Sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads.

31. Every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse, and doghouse in that area.

32. Cereal Killers

33. Breakfast serials


34. Hard-target searches
 
2013-09-26 04:56:04 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: Thanks for that TotalFark, btw!


WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "BTW?" HAVE YOU ALREADY FORGOTTEN ABOUT ME?

/jk--hope you enjoy it.
 
2013-09-26 05:04:47 PM  

Wessoman: Is it me or does anybody else think her voice probably sounds like Lumpy Space Princess from Adventure Time?


This is a thought I didn't even know I was having until it was put into words. Bravo.
 
2013-09-26 05:05:02 PM  

cryinoutloud: HotIgneous Intruder: Thanks for that TotalFark, btw!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "BTW?" HAVE YOU ALREADY FORGOTTEN ABOUT ME?

/jk--hope you enjoy it.


LOLz. Indeed.

/Bad old days.
 
2013-09-26 05:06:23 PM  

Kuroshin: stir22: Kuroshin: //first it was "I want to learn how to ride a motorcycle", now it's "I want to learn how to cook."

dude, you are the luckiest farker on the face of the earth.  i'll cook, but finding a woman who WANTS to ride a motorcycle?    damn near impossible in these parts.

She's my race manager and financial backer, so she's around bikes constantly.  Went out and bought herself a 1975 CB125S to learn on because, and I quote, "it's cute!"  I'm now half-way into a teardown to chase away some gremlins.

She's doing well with it, actually.  Both things - riding and cooking.  However, the very second she signs up for a track day, I'm divorcing her ass!


dayum...that's awesome.

she have a sister?
 
2013-09-26 05:15:35 PM  
What is the 26 minutes thing?
 
2013-09-26 05:19:11 PM  

IRQ12: What is the 26 minutes thing?


You've been here long enough to know that...
 
2013-09-26 05:23:30 PM  

FrancoFile: IRQ12: What is the 26 minutes thing?

You've been here long enough to know that...


No idea.  I've seen it a ton never got the meaning.
 
2013-09-26 05:28:59 PM  

IRQ12: FrancoFile: IRQ12: What is the 26 minutes thing?

You've been here long enough to know that...

No idea.  I've seen it a ton never got the meaning.


Google "John Fitzgerald Page." He became internet-famous about 6 years ago for taking douchebaggery in online dating to an all new high.
 
2013-09-26 05:29:04 PM  

CJHardin: FinFangFark: Because People in power are Stupid: Crudbucket: FrancoFile: Phinn: CJHardin: Phinn: chopit: Wessoman: Phinn: Because People in power are Stupid: Judging from her lame blog, she is very, very Republican. So that means she's into anal.

To be fair, she's an embarrassment to every single demographic or other social group to which she could possibly belong.

So far, the list of groups who are ashamed of Ms. Pu's existence includes, by my rough estimate:

1. Women
2. Young people
3. Single people
4. D.C. inhabitants
5. Bloggers
6. Self-published writers
7. Writers of all kinds
8. Asians
9. College graduates
10. Consumers
11. Overweight people
12. Republicans
13. People who are into anal
14. Americans
15. Humanity

16. Georgians
17. Condo Owners
18. Medical Students
19. Vandebilt University Alumni
20. Barflies

21.  Trust-fund babies.

Kornchex: 22.  Her parents.

23.  Anyone named Quin, Woodward or Pu (in any combination)
24. Everyone in the region her parents came from
25. Taylor Swift
26. All of Taylor Swift's fans

27 - rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers, and Methodists

28. Cute girls
29. John Fitzgerald Page

30. Sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads.

31. Every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse, and doghouse in that area.

32. Cereal Killers

33. Breakfast serials

34. Hard-target searches


35. Anybody who uses "Festina Lente" in casual Italian conversation.

By the way, I love as this list is reprinted, I mis-spelled Vanderbilt University on purpose, as a nod to her. I only realized now she actually mis-spelled it "Vanderbuilt" university....So....
 
2013-09-26 05:31:44 PM  

Crudbucket: IRQ12: FrancoFile: IRQ12: What is the 26 minutes thing?

You've been here long enough to know that...

No idea.  I've seen it a ton never got the meaning.

Google "John Fitzgerald Page." He became internet-famous about 6 years ago for taking douchebaggery in online dating to an all new high.


http://gawker.com/309684/nightmare-online-dater-john-fitzgerald-page -i s-the-worst-person-in-the-world
 
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