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2013-09-26 05:28:59 PM

IRQ12: FrancoFile: IRQ12: What is the 26 minutes thing?

You've been here long enough to know that...

No idea.  I've seen it a ton never got the meaning.


Google "John Fitzgerald Page." He became internet-famous about 6 years ago for taking douchebaggery in online dating to an all new high.
 
2013-09-26 05:29:04 PM

CJHardin: FinFangFark: Because People in power are Stupid: Crudbucket: FrancoFile: Phinn: CJHardin: Phinn: chopit: Wessoman: Phinn: Because People in power are Stupid: Judging from her lame blog, she is very, very Republican. So that means she's into anal.

To be fair, she's an embarrassment to every single demographic or other social group to which she could possibly belong.

So far, the list of groups who are ashamed of Ms. Pu's existence includes, by my rough estimate:

1. Women
2. Young people
3. Single people
4. D.C. inhabitants
5. Bloggers
6. Self-published writers
7. Writers of all kinds
8. Asians
9. College graduates
10. Consumers
11. Overweight people
12. Republicans
13. People who are into anal
14. Americans
15. Humanity

16. Georgians
17. Condo Owners
18. Medical Students
19. Vandebilt University Alumni
20. Barflies

21.  Trust-fund babies.

Kornchex: 22.  Her parents.

23.  Anyone named Quin, Woodward or Pu (in any combination)
24. Everyone in the region her parents came from
25. Taylor Swift
26. All of Taylor Swift's fans

27 - rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers, and Methodists

28. Cute girls
29. John Fitzgerald Page

30. Sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads.

31. Every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse, and doghouse in that area.

32. Cereal Killers

33. Breakfast serials

34. Hard-target searches


35. Anybody who uses "Festina Lente" in casual Italian conversation.

By the way, I love as this list is reprinted, I mis-spelled Vanderbilt University on purpose, as a nod to her. I only realized now she actually mis-spelled it "Vanderbuilt" university....So....
 
2013-09-26 05:31:44 PM

Crudbucket: IRQ12: FrancoFile: IRQ12: What is the 26 minutes thing?

You've been here long enough to know that...

No idea.  I've seen it a ton never got the meaning.

Google "John Fitzgerald Page." He became internet-famous about 6 years ago for taking douchebaggery in online dating to an all new high.


http://gawker.com/309684/nightmare-online-dater-john-fitzgerald-page -i s-the-worst-person-in-the-world
 
2013-09-26 05:33:46 PM

mjohnson71: valar_morghulis: http://inthecapital.streetwise.co/2013/09/26/brutal-dc-break-up-text- g irl-quin-woodward-pu-has-no-regrets-exclusive-interview/

She sure showed all of us.

Good God, it's that same farking dress...AGAIN!

[wp.streetwise.co image 826x556]


Is that even a dress?  It's more like a shirt.  Or a table cloth.
 
2013-09-26 05:34:10 PM
He didn't dump her, he broke a date. To be dumped implies they were in a relationship, two dates does not establish a relationship. There is absolutely nothing wrong with breaking a date via text message so in my opinion the guy did absolutely nothing wrong.

This woman is grade A crazy.
 
2013-09-26 05:45:01 PM

here to help: CJHardin: She must love that dress/shirt/whale cover thing.

[www.washingtoncitypaper.com image 500x333]
/and what the hell is going on with her posse?

Is that Henry freaking Rollins? lol



I think it's Simon Gruber.
 
2013-09-26 05:53:37 PM

WinoRhino: The Muthaship: walkerhound: EvilEgg: Guess she's not used to being the dumped. He was as nice about it as possible.

[kstreetmagazine.com image 480x360]

She's used to being dumped, pretty sure.

I wonder if her neck told her in person or just texted her that it was leaving.

I showed this thread to my wife and when she saw the photos she laughed and started screaming, "OH NO! A CAMERA! POP THE KNEE! TURTLE-DOWN! HAND ON HIP TO CREATE ARTIFICIAL WAIST!"


She needs to work on the ballet foot position, hip half-turn, head-tilt thing.  Like this chick:

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-09-26 05:58:09 PM
"It all started two weeks ago, when I met some rando at a bar."

Yeah, stopped there, at sentence #1 of her story.
 
2013-09-26 05:59:31 PM

IRQ12: FrancoFile: IRQ12: What is the 26 minutes thing?

You've been here long enough to know that...

No idea.  I've seen it a ton never got the meaning.


I have no idea either and have been reading fark since the bros chaps were around with a new strongbad email every week...
 
2013-09-26 06:16:05 PM

CJHardin: John Fitzgerald Page


CJHardin: Crudbucket: IRQ12: FrancoFile: IRQ12: What is the 26 minutes thing?

You've been here long enough to know that...

No idea.  I've seen it a ton never got the meaning.

Google "John Fitzgerald Page." He became internet-famous about 6 years ago for taking douchebaggery in online dating to an all new high.

http://gawker.com/309684/nightmare-online-dater-john-fitzgerald-page -i s-the-worst-person-in-the-world


Thank you, it all makes sense now.
 
2013-09-26 06:21:28 PM

Shrugging Atlas: mjohnson71: valar_morghulis: http://inthecapital.streetwise.co/2013/09/26/brutal-dc-break-up-text- g irl-quin-woodward-pu-has-no-regrets-exclusive-interview/

She sure showed all of us.

Good God, it's that same farking dress...AGAIN!

[wp.streetwise.co image 826x556]

Is that even a dress?  It's more like a shirt.  Or a table cloth.


I thought that was the official uniform of the DC-based asian concubine rent-girl.

(also can we all agree to refer to it as 'tit-curtains'... I like that term and it seems to fit.)
 
2013-09-26 06:30:50 PM

CJHardin: Crudbucket: IRQ12: FrancoFile: IRQ12: What is the 26 minutes thing?

You've been here long enough to know that...

No idea.  I've seen it a ton never got the meaning.

Google "John Fitzgerald Page." He became internet-famous about 6 years ago for taking douchebaggery in online dating to an all new high.

http://gawker.com/309684/nightmare-online-dater-john-fitzgerald-page -i s-the-worst-person-in-the-world


So that's where the 26min meme comes from...
 
2013-09-26 06:34:13 PM
orclover:
Men always forget: Hell hath no fury....

This one time I broke up with a GF around 1992, cost me a leather jacket, my 3 favorite shirts and my only pair of glasses. Then she banged my best friend. I got off easy.


That's incredibly mild; generally orcs don't take things nearly that well.
 
2013-09-26 06:48:21 PM

lohphat: Literally Addicted: lohphat: Evil Mackerel: She probably posted that while drinking with band of support harpies.

What's the collective noun for harpies?

A shrill? A screech? A talon? A newscast?

According to these guys, it's an aerie, colony or a wake.

A "View" works too...


+1!
 
2013-09-26 07:28:24 PM

Literally Addicted: I'm thinking we're going to wake up tomorrow to find out how many people got trolled by this chick.

No one in the world can really exist in this kind of self-absorbed bubble.

/thankfully, they'd suffocate on their own carbon dioxide


After getting ridiculed to the point were she is a pariah in her social circle she will try to fall back on the "It was all just a joke" defense. None of this was a joke. This chick is just as shallow and vapid as she portrays herself in the book, but her book is just a work of fiction depicting how she wants her life to be. In reality the book is a mix of the truth and fiction when it comes to her with the truth being heavily outweighed by the fiction and heavily sugar coated.
 
2013-09-26 07:37:13 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: FarkinNortherner: [banter.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com image 291x381]

Still, at least she's got a lovely personality. Oh, wait...

[www.examiner.com image 200x200]

"Men will actually begin desiring women who have great personalities. In
a related story, breasts will be renamed 'personalities.' "


I asked the hub of 10 years what originally attracted him to me, out of curiosity.
His response: "Boobs".
Honesty like that....That's everlasting love.
 
2013-09-26 07:44:01 PM
We had relatively good chemistry, but then, I kinda have chemistry with pretty much everyone...

I think she's confusing chemistry with biology.
 
2013-09-26 08:22:45 PM

theflatline: Taken from my own personal experience with a hot italian, portuguese girl I dated. She was hot maybe 15 lbs overweight, hell of a lot fun, then we moved in together, she gained 25 more, and because she had dark skin you could not see her werewolf stubble, she did not shave much, and the less she shaved the more she wanted sex, especially when she had been swimming in vodka.

I literally could only bang her with a morning hard on after six shots of jaeger, and that was running into the run with a blind fold on and hitting from behind.


1- I LOL'ed out loud, and repeatedly (possibly 6 whiskey shots in though)
2- yer (colombian?) girl is hot! colombian girls are always the hottest for some reason...
 
2013-09-26 08:57:28 PM

trippdogg: We had relatively good chemistry, but then, I kinda have chemistry with pretty much everyone...

I think she's confusing chemistry with biology.


Or she'll hump anyone who appears to tolerate her and confuses that with chemistry.
 
2013-09-26 08:59:24 PM

FrancoFile: WinoRhino: The Muthaship: walkerhound: EvilEgg: Guess she's not used to being the dumped. He was as nice about it as possible.

[kstreetmagazine.com image 480x360]

She's used to being dumped, pretty sure.

I wonder if her neck told her in person or just texted her that it was leaving.

I showed this thread to my wife and when she saw the photos she laughed and started screaming, "OH NO! A CAMERA! POP THE KNEE! TURTLE-DOWN! HAND ON HIP TO CREATE ARTIFICIAL WAIST!"

She needs to work on the ballet foot position, hip half-turn, head-tilt thing.  Like this chick:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x521]


Petraeus was into some top-shelf Washington D.C. courtier there.
 
2013-09-26 09:04:10 PM
Because of this thread I had to explain Fark to a co-worker and my boss. I'm not sure how I feel about that.
 
2013-09-26 09:17:17 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: FrancoFile: WinoRhino: The Muthaship: walkerhound: EvilEgg: Guess she's not used to being the dumped. He was as nice about it as possible.

[kstreetmagazine.com image 480x360]

She's used to being dumped, pretty sure.

I wonder if her neck told her in person or just texted her that it was leaving.

I showed this thread to my wife and when she saw the photos she laughed and started screaming, "OH NO! A CAMERA! POP THE KNEE! TURTLE-DOWN! HAND ON HIP TO CREATE ARTIFICIAL WAIST!"

She needs to work on the ballet foot position, hip half-turn, head-tilt thing.  Like this chick:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x521]

Petraeus was into some top-shelf Washington D.C. courtier there.


Puget Sound Debs exist everywhere.  That example was from Tampa.
 
2013-09-26 09:19:18 PM
So let me get this straight, marginal looking woman meets some "rando" at a bar, she allows this "rando" to hang around for a couple of weeks but only b/c she is a "people person" and wants everyone to like her.  Sadly, Ms. Marginal's experiment in compassion goes horribly wrong and "rando" loses interest and politely ends the experiment.

To prove that she doesn't care about "rando" she forwards his email/texts to his bosses b/c nothing says "I don't care" like contacting someone else's bosses.  And b/c she really, really didn't care she posts his last text message and dedicates hundreds of words to proving how much she didn't care...

Interesting concept she has going there.  God help the poor dude that she really does care about...he will have no chance.  Warning to every male within 500 miles of Washington, DC...

"Listen, and understand. That bimbonator is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead or married to her. "
 
2013-09-26 09:34:17 PM

mjohnson71: valar_morghulis: http://inthecapital.streetwise.co/2013/09/26/brutal-dc-break-up-text- g irl-quin-woodward-pu-has-no-regrets-exclusive-interview/

She sure showed all of us.

Good God, it's that same farking dress...AGAIN!

[wp.streetwise.co image 826x556]


eclectikrelaxation.com
 
2013-09-26 09:36:05 PM
Hey!  I just realized this:  I have two books and a condom.  So close.  Almost made it.
 
2013-09-26 10:43:07 PM
I was creeped out by his intensity, so told him by phone I wasn't interested in another date (I forget the excuse I made up). Anyway, this guy called me for six months after that and always acted indignant and pissed when I didn't recognize his number. He even showed up at my house twice (and he lives an hour away) and once at my office.

Apparently, some people take that first date pretty damn seriously.



Well, NEXT time don't boink yer dad on Father's Day.
 
2013-09-26 10:47:43 PM

IRQ12: Actually looking at her body it looks like she lost a  lot of weight.

I have noticed people that drop a lot of weight have an absurd over confidence thing.


This happened with two different women I knew in college.  Not dated, just knew and while they were overweight we were freinds, studied together, went with groups to games, stuff like that.  Then they dropped 20-30 pounds all the sudden, good for them, got made over, and not only wouldn't be seen with me but wouldn't even return a friendly hi as we passed in the hallway.  I mean... seriously?  It was more puzzling than offensive, like why would someone act that way?

Guys I've seen do that just seem to be super obsessed with working out because they're afraid if they stop they'll be fat again.
 
2013-09-26 11:05:42 PM

medius: frepnog: theflatline: "meet me out front while I get the car" but then I would go back to bed because the security doors would close, and they could not get back in.

OUT STANDING

and waiting...

/....still waiting, you bastard


Perfect.
 
2013-09-26 11:16:03 PM
I've got a date Saturday, this thread is scaring me o_O

/SW Virginia, not DC, though.
 
2013-09-26 11:19:32 PM

E5bie: CJHardin: She must love that dress/shirt/whale cover thing.
/and what the hell is going on with her posse?
frepnog: [img.fark.net image 850x566]let's start.
crab66: [i.imgur.com image 850x566]

PSA: All females, even rich young glam girls, have yukky knees.
To hide the yuck, always wear pantyhose with semi-formal attire.
Choose thigh-highs or crotchless if your plans include public bathroom sex.

//I promise I will wear my pantyhose from now on.

///Gawd that's nasty. Only far-right girl has got it together.


I like tits. Why the hell would I care about knees???
 
2013-09-26 11:20:30 PM
Pu and JFP - soulmates.
 
2013-09-27 12:46:22 AM
Wow does she look like a biatch there.
 
2013-09-27 03:47:00 AM
As of 3 days ago, this cached version of Brightline Interactive's web page listed her as the Director of Public Relations for Brightline Interactive.

As of today, she's been removed completely from Brightline Interactive's website, with no replacement at all.


Yeah, she meant for all of this to happen...
 
2013-09-27 04:01:23 AM

devlin carnate: As of 3 days ago, this cached version of Brightline Interactive's web page listed her as the Director of Public Relations for Brightline Interactive.

As of today, she's been removed completely from Brightline Interactive's website, with no replacement at all.


Yeah, she meant for all of this to happen...


oh well, my bad.  old site was old, about 1 year to the day.  guess she could've been long gone already.  apologies.
 
2013-09-27 06:19:36 AM

Jim from Saint Paul: Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless

9/10.

Simple. Effective. Broad to the point where men will feel the need to clarify, when they shouldn;t have to since it's clear who they are biatching about.

Good stuff.


Don't call dames broads, trog!
 
2013-09-27 06:27:30 AM

devlin carnate: devlin carnate: As of 3 days ago, this cached version of Brightline Interactive's web page listed her as the Director of Public Relations for Brightline Interactive.

As of today, she's been removed completely from Brightline Interactive's website, with no replacement at all.


Yeah, she meant for all of this to happen...

oh well, my bad.  old site was old, about 1 year to the day.  guess she could've been long gone already.  apologies.


That place isn't even listed on her linked in page.
 
2013-09-27 07:00:09 AM
"Copywriter at Classic Homes of Maryland"

Clearly a rags-to-riches Cinderella story, sports fans!

/This thread delivered/is delivering
//Like a Washington slut
 
2013-09-27 07:22:41 AM

Wessoman: CJHardin: FinFangFark: Because People in power are Stupid: Crudbucket: FrancoFile: Phinn: CJHardin: Phinn: chopit: Wessoman: Phinn: Because People in power are Stupid: Judging from her lame blog, she is very, very Republican. So that means she's into anal.

To be fair, she's an embarrassment to every single demographic or other social group to which she could possibly belong.

So far, the list of groups who are ashamed of Ms. Pu's existence includes, by my rough estimate:

1. Women
2. Young people
3. Single people
4. D.C. inhabitants
5. Bloggers
6. Self-published writers
7. Writers of all kinds
8. Asians
9. College graduates
10. Consumers
11. Overweight people
12. Republicans
13. People who are into anal
14. Americans
15. Humanity

16. Georgians
17. Condo Owners
18. Medical Students
19. Vandebilt University Alumni
20. Barflies

21.  Trust-fund babies.

Kornchex: 22.  Her parents.

23.  Anyone named Quin, Woodward or Pu (in any combination)
24. Everyone in the region her parents came from
25. Taylor Swift
26. All of Taylor Swift's fans

27 - rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers, and Methodists

28. Cute girls
29. John Fitzgerald Page

30. Sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads.

31. Every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse, and doghouse in that area.

32. Cereal Killers

33. Breakfast serials

34. Hard-target searches

35. Anybody who uses "Festina Lente" in casual Italian conversation.


36. Chicks that dig anal fisting
 
2013-09-27 08:57:38 AM

IRQ12: What is the 26 minutes thing?


Ask BOB
 
2013-09-27 10:11:01 AM
devlincarnate, ongbok:

She was on their website yesterday and it was on her LinkedIn profile. Somebody got shiatcanned.
 
2013-09-27 10:34:17 AM

FarkinNortherner: devlincarnate, ongbok:

She was on their website yesterday and it was on her LinkedIn profile. Somebody got shiatcanned.


Blogging at work caught up with Quin in a last straw kind of way, maybe? I can picture the board or C-suite reviewing Quin's posting dates or Twitter time-stamps after receiving a few work-unrelated calls to the general switchboard in the past few days.
 
2013-09-27 10:45:05 AM

FatPrincess: FarkinNortherner: devlincarnate, ongbok:

She was on their website yesterday and it was on her LinkedIn profile. Somebody got shiatcanned.

Blogging at work caught up with Quin in a last straw kind of way, maybe? I can picture the board or C-suite reviewing Quin's posting dates or Twitter time-stamps after receiving a few work-unrelated calls to the general switchboard in the past few days.


The funny thing is she is she seems so delusional that she will think all the attention she is getting will make her famous and that everyone will love her.
 
2013-09-27 10:53:33 AM

groppet: FatPrincess: FarkinNortherner: devlincarnate, ongbok:

She was on their website yesterday and it was on her LinkedIn profile. Somebody got shiatcanned.

Blogging at work caught up with Quin in a last straw kind of way, maybe? I can picture the board or C-suite reviewing Quin's posting dates or Twitter time-stamps after receiving a few work-unrelated calls to the general switchboard in the past few days.

The funny thing is she is she seems so delusional that she will think all the attention she is getting will make her famous and that everyone will love her.


The schadenfreude is so thick you can cut it with a knife.  Couldn't have happened to a nicer person!

/literally, it couldn't have happened to a nicer person
//because a nicer person wouldn't be such an attention whore
///and a nicer person wouldn't try to shame someone for calling things off after 2 dates
 
2013-09-27 11:28:24 AM

FarkinNortherner: She was on their website yesterday and it was on her LinkedIn profile. Somebody got shiatcanned.


BWAAHAAHAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAAA
 
2013-09-27 11:57:13 AM

groppet: FatPrincess: FarkinNortherner: devlincarnate, ongbok:

She was on their website yesterday and it was on her LinkedIn profile. Somebody got shiatcanned.

Blogging at work caught up with Quin in a last straw kind of way, maybe? I can picture the board or C-suite reviewing Quin's posting dates or Twitter time-stamps after receiving a few work-unrelated calls to the general switchboard in the past few days.

The funny thing is she is she seems so delusional that she will think all the attention she is getting will make her famous and that everyone will love her.


It works for the Kardashians and Hilton's.

Btw, that auto-corrected to "lard ashrams". I should have let it slide.
 
2013-09-27 12:02:41 PM

lohphat: groppet: FatPrincess: FarkinNortherner: devlincarnate, ongbok:

She was on their website yesterday and it was on her LinkedIn profile. Somebody got shiatcanned.

Blogging at work caught up with Quin in a last straw kind of way, maybe? I can picture the board or C-suite reviewing Quin's posting dates or Twitter time-stamps after receiving a few work-unrelated calls to the general switchboard in the past few days.

The funny thing is she is she seems so delusional that she will think all the attention she is getting will make her famous and that everyone will love her.

It works for the Kardashians and Hilton's.

Btw, that auto-corrected to "lard ashrams". I should have let it slide.


What is the sound of one buttock flapping?
 
2013-09-27 01:19:41 PM

FarkinNortherner: devlincarnate, ongbok:

She was on their website yesterday and it was on her LinkedIn profile. Somebody got shiatcanned.


That is the point I was making. The place isn't even on her Linkedin page. You only put places that you left on good terms with on there.
 
2013-09-27 03:25:22 PM

ongbok: FarkinNortherner: devlincarnate, ongbok:

She was on their website yesterday and it was on her LinkedIn profile. Somebody got shiatcanned.

That is the point I was making. The place isn't even on her Linkedin page. You only put places that you left on good terms with on there.



Now she knows what it means to truely be OWNED.
 
2013-09-27 04:32:07 PM
Aaaaaand she's going to be in Nashville signing copies of her "memoir" on October 20th.  Any Tennessee Farkers going to be there?

/or will this event get casually cancelled?
 
2013-09-27 05:27:26 PM

FrancoFile: Aaaaaand she's going to be in Nashville signing copies of her "memoir" on October 20th.  Any Tennessee Farkers going to be there?

/or will this event get casually cancelled?


Ummm, that was two years ago...
 
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