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2013-09-26 02:18:44 PM

Dogfacedgod: Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless

Get your farking ass back in the kitchen before you catch a beatin'.


like a woman today would even know what to do in a kitchen

i see her there, chopping vegetables with the same unpracticed rough but dainty motion--and with the same borderline bored impatience and fearful anticipation twisted on her face--as if she were giving a courtesy handjob to a "he's sorta ok, i guess" kinda fella

she's every woman

/ok...now i'm hungry
 
2013-09-26 02:21:37 PM

fatalvenom: scubamage: Ashley Blue, is that you?
[askmissa.com image 390x600]
[farm1.staticflickr.com image 379x480]


Don't you DARE ruin Ashely Blue for me.


THIS ^  I had to watch 3 Ashley Blue videos to forget that comparison.  I had shiat to do today!
 
2013-09-26 02:23:44 PM
Judging from her lame blog, she is very, very Republican. So that means she's into anal.
 
2013-09-26 02:25:58 PM

CJHardin: If you haven't seen this it's worth a look.  It's her meet-up profile.  *Barf*

http://www.blacktie-dc.com/have-you-met/archive-detail.cfm?id=38


I can't decide what my favourite part is, is it where she says that she attended Vanderbilt University but misspells the name or the part where she claims that a brief write-up of her self published book buried in a Turkish newspaper has made her "the most famous American woman in Turkey."

Oh, wait. Here it is at the bottom of the page:

" I actually never watch TV, and have never owned one either. I do like to watch any form of Real Housewife while on the elliptical, however. "

Aye, right.
 
2013-09-26 02:27:16 PM

lohphat: Evil Mackerel: She probably posted that while drinking with band of support harpies.

What's the collective noun for harpies?

A shrill? A screech? A talon? A newscast?


According to these guys, it's an aerie, colony or a wake.
 
2013-09-26 02:29:24 PM

Literally Addicted: lohphat: Evil Mackerel: She probably posted that while drinking with band of support harpies.

What's the collective noun for harpies?

A shrill? A screech? A talon? A newscast?

According to these guys, it's an aerie, colony or a wake.


What the flock.
 
2013-09-26 02:30:26 PM

Literally Addicted: lohphat: Evil Mackerel: She probably posted that while drinking with band of support harpies.

What's the collective noun for harpies?

A shrill? A screech? A talon? A newscast?

According to these guys, it's an aerie, colony or a wake.


A "View" works too...
 
2013-09-26 02:30:35 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: Literally Addicted: lohphat: Evil Mackerel: She probably posted that while drinking with band of support harpies.

What's the collective noun for harpies?

A shrill? A screech? A talon? A newscast?

According to these guys, it's an aerie, colony or a wake.

What the flock.


I think it's safe to call it a murder.
 
2013-09-26 02:30:55 PM

Slaxl: Dogfacedgod: Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless

Get your farking ass back in the kitchen before you catch a beatin'.

Those sorts of jokes aren't even funny, and they just reinforce the idea that all internet people are misogynistic men. I just hope it doesn't look like that by defending a woman I am implying they are weak and need defending. That would be awful.

Can't we all just get along?


I actually thought it was funny... but then I'm a disgrace
 
2013-09-26 02:31:22 PM

medius: Dogfacedgod: Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless

Get your farking ass back in the kitchen before you catch a beatin'.

like a woman today would even know what to do in a kitchen

i see her there, chopping vegetables with the same unpracticed rough but dainty motion--and with the same borderline bored impatience and fearful anticipation twisted on her face--as if she were giving a courtesy handjob to a "he's sorta ok, i guess" kinda fella

she's every woman


It's amazing how many women under 40 can't cook. Between my friends and siblings in the Generation X group, I'd say that for 90% of the couples the man is now the cook.
 
2013-09-26 02:34:31 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: Judging from her lame blog, she is very, very Republican. So that means she's into anal.


... and she's probably not on the receiving end...
 
2013-09-26 02:35:25 PM

mjohnson71: she's every woman

It's amazing how many women under 40 can't cook. Between my friends and siblings in the Generation X group, I'd say that for 90% of the couples the man is now the cook.


That is sad...I've been baking since I was 11 and cooking meals for the family (not KD, real meals - and my parents & sister, not kids) since I was 16.  I love cooking.
 
2013-09-26 02:38:22 PM

Gordon Bennett: Aye, right.


My favorite was "That competitive spirit is captured in her new book,  DIGFAST, which is also a medical pneumonic."

I have to admit it is hard to breathe when you are laughing at the idiocy, so maybe there is pulmonary involvement somehow.
 
2013-09-26 02:40:20 PM

N4LG4s: It's not like she deserved it:


[www.leany.com image 640x853]


Oh....oh no....
 
2013-09-26 02:40:21 PM

pxlboy: HotIgneous Intruder: Wessoman: theflatline: Here she is in an interview admitting she has hypomania, a polite word for bi-polarism.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJGnu3OdPLQ

No, as a man who has a hyperthymic temperament, there is a difference between Bipolar disorder and Hypomania. In fact, Hypomania is actually a symptom of Borderline Personality Disorder or Narcissistic disorder, far worse than being bipolar.

Bingo.
I had a girlfriend with borderline, my god I did.
It was like living with a mountain lion.
Two abortions that I only found out about after the fact.
Finally got out of there.
She eventually died by her own hand.

The borderlines usually screw their lives and emotions up so badly that there is no redemption.

As someone who dated a BPD, I can attest to this. I can to cut her out of my life entirely.



My son turns two years old today, and I will definitely agree with you guys on BPD. His mother is great to her kids, but man oh man.  It's tough because I know why she is this way and if I had a time machine I'd go back to her childhood and fix the reason she is this way.  It's tough when you love the person.

The way they are with words and knowing EXACTLY the worst possible thing to say to you....they will know how to twist and tear and make you feel like a piece of shiat.  If you aren't strong you start to believe what they say.  I'm finding it's better to take a breath, step away, and come back to whatever it is later once they've cooled down.

The sex is the best I've ever had though! Ha!!
 
2013-09-26 02:40:22 PM

manimal2878: theflatline: I used to live in downtown Jacksonville in a very nice building with swipe card security, and the great thing was it was located within a three block radius of about six bars and four night clubs.

Bullshiat.  Everyone knows that besides hooters the only other thing in dowtown Jacksonville is the First Baptist Church.


Dos Gatos, Marks, The Burrito Gallery, and a few others I cannot remember.
 
2013-09-26 02:43:48 PM

fatalvenom: scubamage: Ashley Blue, is that you?
[askmissa.com image 390x600]
[farm1.staticflickr.com image 379x480]


Don't you DARE ruin Ashely Blue for me.


This.  She wasn't the best looking thing in the porn industry, but when it came to anal gaping, being throat farked by 6 guys until she could produce buckets of gag-spit, and pissing on other chicks she was in a league of her own.
 
2013-09-26 02:45:11 PM

mjohnson71: frepnog: shiate: why does she wear so many ponchos?

tit curtains.

hides the belly.

*snerf*

A bite from a Chipotle burrito really hurts coming out of your asshole  nose.


God I love D.C.
 
2013-09-26 02:47:46 PM

serpent_sky


I've always used "clatch" though I think I made that up.


I think you mean 'klatsch'.
 
2013-09-26 02:48:44 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: Judging from her lame blog, she is very, very Republican. So that means she's into anal.



To be fair, she's an embarrassment to every single demographic or other social group to which she could possibly belong.

So far, the list of groups who are ashamed of Ms. Pu's existence includes, by my rough estimate:

1. Women
2. Young people
3. Single people
4. D.C. inhabitants
5. Bloggers
6. Self-published writers
7. Writers of all kinds
8. Asians
9. College graduates
10. Consumers
11. Overweight people
12. Republicans
13. People who are into anal
14. Americans
15. Humanity
 
2013-09-26 02:51:26 PM

Phinn: Because People in power are Stupid: Judging from her lame blog, she is very, very Republican. So that means she's into anal.

To be fair, she's an embarrassment to every single demographic or other social group to which she could possibly belong.

So far, the list of groups who are ashamed of Ms. Pu's existence includes, by my rough estimate:

1. Women
2. Young people
3. Single people
4. D.C. inhabitants
5. Bloggers
6. Self-published writers
7. Writers of all kinds
8. Asians
9. College graduates
10. Consumers
11. Overweight people
12. Republicans
13. People who are into anal
14. Americans
15. Humanity


16. Georgians
17. Condo Owners
18. Medical Students
19. Vandebilt University Alumni
20. Barflies
 
2013-09-26 02:53:56 PM

Phinn: Because People in power are Stupid: Judging from her lame blog, she is very, very Republican. So that means she's into anal.

To be fair, she's an embarrassment to every single demographic or other social group to which she could possibly belong.

So far, the list of groups who are ashamed of Ms. Pu's existence includes, by my rough estimate:

1. Women
2. Young people
3. Single people
4. D.C. inhabitants
5. Bloggers
6. Self-published writers
7. Writers of all kinds
8. Asians
9. College graduates
10. Consumers
11. Overweight people
12. Republicans
13. People who are into anal
14. Americans
15. Humanity


16.  Tit curtain manufacturers
 
2013-09-26 02:54:21 PM

Wessoman: Phinn: Because People in power are Stupid: Judging from her lame blog, she is very, very Republican. So that means she's into anal.

To be fair, she's an embarrassment to every single demographic or other social group to which she could possibly belong.

So far, the list of groups who are ashamed of Ms. Pu's existence includes, by my rough estimate:

1. Women
2. Young people
3. Single people
4. D.C. inhabitants
5. Bloggers
6. Self-published writers
7. Writers of all kinds
8. Asians
9. College graduates
10. Consumers
11. Overweight people
12. Republicans
13. People who are into anal
14. Americans
15. Humanity

16. Georgians
17. Condo Owners
18. Medical Students
19. Vandebilt University Alumni
20. Barflies


21.  Trust-fund babies.
 
2013-09-26 02:56:45 PM
22.  Her parents.
 
2013-09-26 02:59:22 PM

Lady J: Slaxl: Dogfacedgod: Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless

Get your farking ass back in the kitchen before you catch a beatin'.

Those sorts of jokes aren't even funny, and they just reinforce the idea that all internet people are misogynistic men. I just hope it doesn't look like that by defending a woman I am implying they are weak and need defending. That would be awful.

Can't we all just get along?

I actually thought it was funny... but then I'm a disgrace


Yes you are, but don't worry, I handled it. The internet is safe once more.
 
2013-09-26 03:03:44 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: Her response:

http://littleblackblog.net/2013/09/25/the-morning-after/

I celebrated my 26th bday with entire species of troglodyte-sapiens effectively paying my mortgage in ad and book sales in 36 hours and going fantastically nutso about my outrageous, offensive, and completely factual response to someone. I'll save everyone the googling to report that yes, I am a writer, and yes, I write pretty egregiously honest memoirs. The Taylor Swift of literature. It has worked out quite well thus far.



Well that sure makes me want to rush out and buy all of her books.
 
2013-09-26 03:05:24 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-26 03:07:52 PM
effusive communicator.

Shut up.
 
2013-09-26 03:09:17 PM

Wogus: It also fills me with the urge to squeeze my girlfriend.


okay.  i'll send her home.

/i keed
//i love this thread
///two epic threads in one day!!!
 
2013-09-26 03:10:32 PM

chopit: Wessoman: Phinn: Because People in power are Stupid: Judging from her lame blog, she is very, very Republican. So that means she's into anal.

To be fair, she's an embarrassment to every single demographic or other social group to which she could possibly belong.

So far, the list of groups who are ashamed of Ms. Pu's existence includes, by my rough estimate:

1. Women
2. Young people
3. Single people
4. D.C. inhabitants
5. Bloggers
6. Self-published writers
7. Writers of all kinds
8. Asians
9. College graduates
10. Consumers
11. Overweight people
12. Republicans
13. People who are into anal
14. Americans
15. Humanity

16. Georgians
17. Condo Owners
18. Medical Students
19. Vandebilt University Alumni
20. Barflies

21.  Trust-fund babies.


Kornchex: 22.  Her parents.


23.  Anyone named Quin, Woodward or Pu (in any combination)
24. Everyone in the region her parents came from
25. Taylor Swift
26. All of Taylor Swift's fans
 
2013-09-26 03:10:53 PM
 
2013-09-26 03:12:36 PM
23. All of her cats
 
2013-09-26 03:12:43 PM
.http://inthecapital.streetwise.co/2013/09/26/brutal-dc-break-up-text - girl-quin-woodward-pu-has-no-regrets-exclusive-interview/

-follow up interview.

This will not even hurt her. Quite the opposite. She's gonna get job offers or her own reality show. All publicity works today.
 
2013-09-26 03:14:27 PM

Gordon Bennett: CJHardin: If you haven't seen this it's worth a look.  It's her meet-up profile.  *Barf*

http://www.blacktie-dc.com/have-you-met/archive-detail.cfm?id=38

I can't decide what my favourite part is, is it where she says that she attended Vanderbilt University but misspells the name or the part where she claims that a brief write-up of her self published book buried in a Turkish newspaper has made her "the most famous American woman in Turkey."

Oh, wait. Here it is at the bottom of the page:

" I actually never watch TV, and have never owned one either. I do like to watch any form of Real Housewife while on the elliptical, however. "

Aye, right.


She thinks the elliptical is the toilet.
 
2013-09-26 03:14:28 PM

valar_morghulis: http://inthecapital.streetwise.co/2013/09/26/brutal-dc-break-up-text- g irl-quin-woodward-pu-has-no-regrets-exclusive-interview/

She sure showed all of us.


Good God, it's that same farking dress...AGAIN!

wp.streetwise.co
 
2013-09-26 03:15:40 PM

Phinn: chopit: Wessoman: Phinn: Because People in power are Stupid: Judging from her lame blog, she is very, very Republican. So that means she's into anal.

To be fair, she's an embarrassment to every single demographic or other social group to which she could possibly belong.

So far, the list of groups who are ashamed of Ms. Pu's existence includes, by my rough estimate:

1. Women
2. Young people
3. Single people
4. D.C. inhabitants
5. Bloggers
6. Self-published writers
7. Writers of all kinds
8. Asians
9. College graduates
10. Consumers
11. Overweight people
12. Republicans
13. People who are into anal
14. Americans
15. Humanity

16. Georgians
17. Condo Owners
18. Medical Students
19. Vandebilt University Alumni
20. Barflies

21.  Trust-fund babies.

Kornchex: 22.  Her parents.

23.  Anyone named Quin, Woodward or Pu (in any combination)
24. Everyone in the region her parents came from
25. Taylor Swift
26. All of Taylor Swift's fans


27 - rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers, and Methodists
 
2013-09-26 03:15:41 PM

baconbeard: mesmer242:
//don't think she'll be winning over many strangers in the near future
No. This little stunt has ensured that she's destined to die alone in a room full of cats.


And then they'll eat her. It'll be the first useful service she's performed her entire life.
 
2013-09-26 03:16:48 PM
She "walked away" from medical school. Great euphemism!
So she has at least some minimal skill as a writer.
 
2013-09-26 03:18:15 PM

mjohnson71: frepnog: shiate: why does she wear so many ponchos?

tit curtains.

hides the belly.

*snerf*

A bite from a Chipotle burrito really hurts coming out of your nose.


lol...diet mountain dew here.  i love this thread.
 
2013-09-26 03:18:48 PM

mjohnson71: valar_morghulis: http://inthecapital.streetwise.co/2013/09/26/brutal-dc-break-up-text- g irl-quin-woodward-pu-has-no-regrets-exclusive-interview/

She sure showed all of us.

Good God, it's that same farking dress...AGAIN!

[wp.streetwise.co image 826x556]


i like the scarred knees.  makes her look like an escaped sex slave.
 
2013-09-26 03:19:04 PM
I have been laughing at this thread all day and a couple of the nice lesbian ladies I work with were wondering what I was laughing about. I showed them gawker and some of the stuff you all posted about her and one of them tells me "I wouldnt go down on her with your tounge!" I love those two sometimes.


/They also loved the racist dating thread from yesterday.
 
2013-09-26 03:20:00 PM

CJHardin: Phinn: chopit: Wessoman: Phinn: Because People in power are Stupid: Judging from her lame blog, she is very, very Republican. So that means she's into anal.

To be fair, she's an embarrassment to every single demographic or other social group to which she could possibly belong.

So far, the list of groups who are ashamed of Ms. Pu's existence includes, by my rough estimate:

1. Women
2. Young people
3. Single people
4. D.C. inhabitants
5. Bloggers
6. Self-published writers
7. Writers of all kinds
8. Asians
9. College graduates
10. Consumers
11. Overweight people
12. Republicans
13. People who are into anal
14. Americans
15. Humanity

16. Georgians
17. Condo Owners
18. Medical Students
19. Vandebilt University Alumni
20. Barflies

21.  Trust-fund babies.

Kornchex: 22.  Her parents.

23.  Anyone named Quin, Woodward or Pu (in any combination)
24. Everyone in the region her parents came from
25. Taylor Swift
26. All of Taylor Swift's fans

27 - rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers, and Methodists


But not the Irish?
 
2013-09-26 03:23:18 PM

doubled99: This will not even hurt her. Quite the opposite. She's gonna get job offers or her own reality show. All publicity works today.


you nailed it.   she's probably reading this thread saying,"yes...yes....yes!!!!"

/all the while flicking her bean
 
2013-09-26 03:23:24 PM
Am I too late to bring up the topic that if their genders were reversed, it would have been an outrage?
 
2013-09-26 03:23:26 PM

doubled99: .http://inthecapital.streetwise.co/2013/09/26/brutal-dc-break-up-text - girl-quin-woodward-pu-has-no-regrets-exclusive-interview/

-follow up interview.

This will not even hurt her. Quite the opposite. She's gonna get job offers or her own reality show. All publicity works today.


There's another photo in a different location with that same dress!
 
2013-09-26 03:23:26 PM
She could not find a black dude in DC or Ga.

I bet her parents paying 12k a month for her upkeep in another state is really a godsend to them.
 
2013-09-26 03:24:03 PM

CJHardin: Phinn: chopit: Wessoman: Phinn: Because People in power are Stupid: Judging from her lame blog, she is very, very Republican. So that means she's into anal.

To be fair, she's an embarrassment to every single demographic or other social group to which she could possibly belong.

So far, the list of groups who are ashamed of Ms. Pu's existence includes, by my rough estimate:

1. Women
2. Young people
3. Single people
4. D.C. inhabitants
5. Bloggers
6. Self-published writers
7. Writers of all kinds
8. Asians
9. College graduates
10. Consumers
11. Overweight people
12. Republicans
13. People who are into anal
14. Americans
15. Humanity

16. Georgians
17. Condo Owners
18. Medical Students
19. Vandebilt University Alumni
20. Barflies

21.  Trust-fund babies.

Kornchex: 22.  Her parents.

23.  Anyone named Quin, Woodward or Pu (in any combination)
24. Everyone in the region her parents came from
25. Taylor Swift
26. All of Taylor Swift's fans

27 - rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers, and Methodists


28. Cute girls
29. John Fitzgerald Page
 
2013-09-26 03:28:49 PM

theflatline: I bet her parents paying 12k a month for her upkeep in another state is really a godsend to them.


HA
 
2013-09-26 03:34:26 PM

Wessoman: Smelly Pirate Hooker: I am amused by all the Fark Psychologists diagnosing her.

She's not bipolar or some shiat like that. She's a fairly typical, self-centered and yet insecure 20-something. She takes anything less than enthusiastic endorsement as an insult, so she has to "show" the offender that he means nothing by writing a "joke" put-down and making it public. An actually secure person would say, "Eh, his loss" and move on without elaborate commentary. But to the share-everything generation, if the entire world doesn't know you did something, it doesn't count, thus her dumb blog. A lot of people (and not just 20-somethings) are under the impression that everybody has to like them and they are always unpleasantly surprised to find out that that's not true and often react out of proportion to the perceived insult. Men react by threatening to kick someone's ass. Women react by saying/writing biatchy things on their blogs/Facebook page/Twitter.

You have just described Narcissistic Personality Disorder.


For those of you not raised in a sea of theretofore undiscovered emotional / psychological "conditions", that means she's a jerk.
 
2013-09-26 03:35:30 PM

Phinn: CJHardin: Phinn: chopit: Wessoman: Phinn: Because People in power are Stupid: Judging from her lame blog, she is very, very Republican. So that means she's into anal.

To be fair, she's an embarrassment to every single demographic or other social group to which she could possibly belong.

So far, the list of groups who are ashamed of Ms. Pu's existence includes, by my rough estimate:

1. Women
2. Young people
3. Single people
4. D.C. inhabitants
5. Bloggers
6. Self-published writers
7. Writers of all kinds
8. Asians
9. College graduates
10. Consumers
11. Overweight people
12. Republicans
13. People who are into anal
14. Americans
15. Humanity

16. Georgians
17. Condo Owners
18. Medical Students
19. Vandebilt University Alumni
20. Barflies

21.  Trust-fund babies.

Kornchex: 22.  Her parents.

23.  Anyone named Quin, Woodward or Pu (in any combination)
24. Everyone in the region her parents came from
25. Taylor Swift
26. All of Taylor Swift's fans

27 - rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers, and Methodists

28. Cute girls
29. John Fitzgerald Page


30. Sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads.
 
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