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2013-09-26 11:14:31 AM  

Carn: Carth: Carn: Carth: I want to see an interview with the guy. I'm just going to assume this whole thing is fake and intended to get publicity for her terrible book until then. No one could be that self centered.

I can tell you've never been to the bars in DC.  Visit Clarendon or Dupont or Adam's Morgan on a Saturday night.  People like this (men and women) are a dime a dozen.

I live near Dupot and Adam's Morgan. Thank you for affirming my decisions to not go out to the bars on weekends.

Yeah it's awful.  I don't go to either any more but even 8 or 9 years ago the only place I liked in Adam's Morgan was Asylum which is gone.  These days it's even more crowded with the added bonus of the occasional shooting when all the drunks pour out of the bars for pizza at closing time.

Clarendon actually is slightly better, only for the fact that there are more choices and a couple don't completely suck.  Clarendon ballroom, Clarendon Grill, Mr Days are still completely off limits *shudder*.  And of course Dr Dremo's is gone too but I never thought that place was as cool as anybody wanted it to be.

So yeah fark it.


Last time I was in AM there were tons of fights and I miss the Asylum too. Is Chief Ikes Mambo room still around? Last time I even got close to AM was this place called Murphys which is closer to the zoo right off Conneticut.
 
2013-09-26 11:14:35 AM  
So, I just decided to actually RTFA and this part does stand out in her favor:
"He wouldn't be in town, so he scheduled a weekend in Virginia wine country the following weekend," she writes. "It seemed a bit much, but I agreed to a singular day trip."
However, before Quin could even pack her favorite sun hat and parasol, the couple's plans quickly unraveled when Rando sent Quin a text terminating their brief relationship:


So yeah, scheduling a trip that early is weird.  Canceling a trip like that right after scheduling it, also weird.
I'm betting the conversation went something like:
"hey, last night was fun.  Let's go out to dinner tonight."
"yeah, I'm um, washing my hair."
"ok, how about my friend's birthday party."
"Sorry, out of town"
"the weekend after that."
"(um, shiat, shiat, need another excuse.  she's not getting it.  Something that sounds too expensive to cancel or bring her along on, but also something super-implausible to maybe give her the hint.  Ah, I've got it): Well I've got this trip to the wine country booked..."
"oh, I'd love to go!"
 
2013-09-26 11:15:20 AM  
Must be a slow day on fark
 
2013-09-26 11:15:39 AM  

Wessoman: Guys listen up, I think I figured out Lumpy Space Princess here. Considering she likes Ted Cruz, and thinks that owning a Condo at 25 is a big unlockable achievement, I can safely assume she's a neocon twatwaffle. But aside from that I think her pathology of self-importance really comes from the fact that she was an Asian Girl growing up in Georgia. Because she was a rare breed, her self-importance was exponentially increased in her mind, because in Georgia, an Asian girl, even a plain, chubby one, is quite the catch. Add to this a completely vindictive personality and teahadist upbringing and leanings, and you have the makings of the next Michelle Malkin.

I mean, I am not excusing her inane behavior, but I like to pretend there is a rational explanation for her crazy. Now my prognostication: In the next five years, she's gonna be banging some old ultraconservative lobbyist in DC, and she will blame the "Liberal Media" for her failure as an Author. She will attempt to win a Fox News gig as the voice of "Young Asian Americans", but fail in that too because she's not blonde enough. After aborting her lobbyist lovechild when she catches him in bed with a 19-year old Brazilian/Canadian stewardess, she washes away in DC bar obscurity, hooks up with a chronic masturbator hopelessly addicted to MMORPGS with a trust fund after a gross sexual encounter in a public restroom, and eeks out the rest of her sad existence as a biatchy customer at Micheal's bothering the employees with useless crafts and being far too old and flabby for her Yoga Pants. At the age of 32, her life will be effectively over.


I lived in Atlanta and saw plenty of Asians, attractive ones and ugly ones.  Plus Atlanta must have have the largest amount of Korean Rub And Tug parlors outside of San Francisco.
 
2013-09-26 11:15:59 AM  

Wessoman: After aborting her lobbyist lovechild when she catches him in bed with a 19-year old Brazilian/Canadian stewardess male model

 
2013-09-26 11:18:57 AM  

FrancoFile: She's channeling Margaret Cho, too.


Came here to say this, leaving thread satisfied and giggling like a damn kid at the responses.
 
2013-09-26 11:20:46 AM  
It's not like she deserved it:

FTFA: "It all started two weeks ago, when I met some rando at a bar. He was friendly enough, but annoyingly and sloppily drunk, which is why I offered my email address when he asked for my number. We emailed later that weekend..."


Beer goggles how do they work?  Remember kids.. asian gals...white mans kryptonite.

www.leany.com
 
2013-09-26 11:22:05 AM  

theflatline: Plus Atlanta must have have the largest amount of Korean Rub And Tug parlors outside of San Francisco.


seriously?

i thought that was only on the left coast.
 
2013-09-26 11:22:27 AM  
Thoughts on her "pencil test" score.
I'm betting she can hold at least a dozen.
 
2013-09-26 11:23:01 AM  

doubled99: There's no need to get upset at this little coont. She's single, and will remain so for quite a while. There will be several more of these "OMG how dare he! I'm such a catch WTF!!!" moments for her until she's just another 30 something semi-psychotic single spinster with 5 cats STDs.


FTFY
 
2013-09-26 11:23:22 AM  
And this is her 26-year-old beauty peak.
Imagine what lies in store. Gee-yawk.
 
2013-09-26 11:25:16 AM  

theflatline: I lived in Atlanta and saw plenty of Asians, attractive ones and ugly ones.  Plus Atlanta must have have the largest amount of Korean Rub And Tug parlors outside of San Francisco.


That's great. But that's Atlanta. She's not from Atlanta bro.

I've seen two dudes fight over a girl with all their original teeth in Stone Mountain.
 
2013-09-26 11:25:22 AM  

Farking Lurker: Thoughts on her "pencil test" score.
I'm betting she can hold at least a dozen.


In which hole?

Sounds about right for the rear one.
 
2013-09-26 11:25:27 AM  
N4LG4s:

[www.leany.com image 640x853]

i257.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-26 11:25:39 AM  

groppet: Carn: Carth: Carn: Carth: I want to see an interview with the guy. I'm just going to assume this whole thing is fake and intended to get publicity for her terrible book until then. No one could be that self centered.

I can tell you've never been to the bars in DC.  Visit Clarendon or Dupont or Adam's Morgan on a Saturday night.  People like this (men and women) are a dime a dozen.

I live near Dupot and Adam's Morgan. Thank you for affirming my decisions to not go out to the bars on weekends.

Yeah it's awful.  I don't go to either any more but even 8 or 9 years ago the only place I liked in Adam's Morgan was Asylum which is gone.  These days it's even more crowded with the added bonus of the occasional shooting when all the drunks pour out of the bars for pizza at closing time.

Clarendon actually is slightly better, only for the fact that there are more choices and a couple don't completely suck.  Clarendon ballroom, Clarendon Grill, Mr Days are still completely off limits *shudder*.  And of course Dr Dremo's is gone too but I never thought that place was as cool as anybody wanted it to be.

So yeah fark it.

Last time I was in AM there were tons of fights and I miss the Asylum too. Is Chief Ikes Mambo room still around? Last time I even got close to AM was this place called Murphys which is closer to the zoo right off Conneticut.


No idea.  It's been a couple years since I've ventured into AM at all.  It's so much more crowded than it ever was (and it was always crowded) and it just really isn't any fun.  I hate crowded bars.  Well, I hate crowds in general.  Recently I stick around Chinatown or spots like H street for a quick beer (our current client is near Farragut North/West) but that's not all that often.
 
2013-09-26 11:25:45 AM  
I'm thinking that in about five years when Independent Blogger is no longer a viable career option, she'll regret not going to med school.
 
2013-09-26 11:26:53 AM  
This is what happens when your fling Pu.
 
2013-09-26 11:27:11 AM  

bunner: Wessoman: After aborting her lobbyist lovechild when she catches him in bed with a 19-year old Brazilian/Canadian stewardess male model


DAMMIT! I forgot I was talking about a Republican lobbyist.
 
2013-09-26 11:28:10 AM  

DemDave: DjangoStonereaver: Call me old fashioned, but I think so.  It shows basic respect for her as a person.

So under the "old fashioned" rules, I'm obligated to call a woman to tell her I don't want a third date with her. So what if I call her and ask her out on a third date, but she's not interested. Is she then obligated to return my call and tell me she's not interested? Because that doesn't happen in the modern world. I'll call for a third date and generally a woman will just ignore the call and never call back. Every once in a while I'll get a "thanks but no thanks" text.

I used to err on the side of "old fashioned" and call instead of text, return calls even if it meant an awkward conversation, etc. Then I realized that women don't play by those rules. Just not calling someone seems to be the preferred way to signal you don't want to see them again (at least after only a couple of dates).


I prefer texting for those situations, whether I'm on the giving or receiving end.
 
2013-09-26 11:28:26 AM  
Whatever you do, don't read this excerpt from the, ahem,  publishedauthor.

http://littleblackblog.net/2013/09/26/chapter-3-of-type-a/
 
2013-09-26 11:28:35 AM  

Mentat: I'm thinking that in about five years when Independent Blogger is no longer a viable career option, she'll regret not going to med school.


AKA Daddy stops paying for the condo.
 
2013-09-26 11:30:48 AM  

Son of Thunder: tinderfitles: When the fark did "rando" become a thing?

Rando has been a thing ever since his battle with Eastman.


I get that one!

/why, yes, I am a turbo-nerd
 
2013-09-26 11:32:31 AM  

Mentat: I'm thinking that in about five years when Independent Blogger is no longer a viable career option, she'll regret not going to med school.


Her personality [issue] probably precludes success in that field.
She has a bright future in retail management.
 
2013-09-26 11:34:25 AM  

joyride75: Whatever you do, don't read this excerpt from the, ahem,  publishedauthor.

http://littleblackblog.net/2013/09/26/chapter-3-of-type-a/


Oh God.
That's Sex and the City meets Gray's Anatomy meets Washingtonienne as written by a sorority girl who barely passed creative writing in high school.

I think I could write a Perl script to generate that crap.
 
2013-09-26 11:34:36 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: The Muthaship: CJHardin: and what the hell is going on with her posse?

There's a lot of pain and shame in those faces.

Where one man sees a wasteland, I see potential

Never underestimate the powers of persuasion over desperate women. In fact that right there is a case study in hitting on and banging the ugliest one in the group to get the best looking one to throw everything she has at you in bed.


Dad?
 
2013-09-26 11:34:41 AM  

frepnog: theflatline: Plus Atlanta must have have the largest amount of Korean Rub And Tug parlors outside of San Francisco.

seriously?

i thought that was only on the left coast.


A few years ago in the Western Chicago Burbs and NW Indiana you couldn't throw a rock in any direction without hitting one.
 
2013-09-26 11:35:52 AM  
I hope the dude realizes how lucky he was to have avoided getting entangled with this winner.
 
2013-09-26 11:36:22 AM  

joyride75: Whatever you do, don't read this excerpt from the, ahem,  publishedauthor.

http://littleblackblog.net/2013/09/26/chapter-3-of-type-a/


Holy hell what a mess.  Well, if what she says is true then she just got herself a big 'ol HIPPA violation by literally spelling out a patient's name.  What a coont!
 
2013-09-26 11:37:19 AM  

CJHardin: joyride75: Whatever you do, don't read this excerpt from the, ahem,  publishedauthor.

http://littleblackblog.net/2013/09/26/chapter-3-of-type-a/

Holy hell what a mess.  Well, if what she says is true then she just got herself a big 'ol HIPPA violation by literally spelling out a patient's name.  What a coont!



Wowzer.
 
2013-09-26 11:38:14 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: It was still gutless to dump her via a text, even if she may have gone a bit overboard in shaming him on
her blog.


In her rant she trivializes their 'relationship' to the point she comes off sounding as if she thought one hardly even existed--and what was there existed only as a result of her being either magnanimous or bored.   If it's as she herself describes, I'm not sure in this day and age why much more was required of the guy.

Also, given what we've seen, he might have mentioned her to someone who knew of her and they warned the guy to sever all ties immediately before he wound up with a boiling rabbit on his stove.
 
2013-09-26 11:39:04 AM  

Lady J: Carousel Beast: Slaxl: I once broke up with a girl by text because I didn't quite think the relationship had reached any point of seriousness. I misjudged where she thought the relationship was. It was all shiat, I'm still surprised she even liked me, well she doesn't anymore. Still, it taught me a lesson, never assume stuff, and just break up in person. Though I still haven't learned where the best place to do it is. Everywhere is too public.

Never, ever break up in private. Ever. You do, and it's your word against his/hers - and guess who everyone will believe?

Are people you break up with routinely denying it happened?


Not sure if you're confused or joking.

Drama queens* invoke drama. If there are no witnesses, the event will have about as much in common with reality as "honest politician" when they go to tell others.

* applies to both sexes
 
2013-09-26 11:39:07 AM  

CJHardin: joyride75: Whatever you do, don't read this excerpt from the, ahem,  publishedauthor.

http://littleblackblog.net/2013/09/26/chapter-3-of-type-a/

Holy hell what a mess.  Well, if what she says is true then she just got herself a big 'ol HIPPA violation by literally spelling out a patient's name.  What a coont!



I like the part where she confers with both doctors to figure out what to do about the stripper. Sure they asked your opinion, honey. Sure they did.
 
2013-09-26 11:40:22 AM  

CJHardin: joyride75: Whatever you do, don't read this excerpt from the, ahem,  publishedauthor.

http://littleblackblog.net/2013/09/26/chapter-3-of-type-a/

Holy hell what a mess.  Well, if what she says is true then she just got herself a big 'ol HIPPA violation by literally spelling out a patient's name.  What a coont!


Oh god, I seriously doubt she's creative enough to invent a psuedonym. Tha'ts just horrible.
 
2013-09-26 11:40:39 AM  

Egoy3k: I always figured the preferred breakup method after two dates is just not calling them anymore.  I mean that's taking it a little to the extreme though, since there is no such thing as a breakup after only two dates.


This has been the rule I generally operate under. If the second date was bad, and we didn't fool around or anything, am I really expected to call a girl up with the express purpose of saying I don't think we should hang out anymore? No matter what you say, shooting someone down always sounds like "you're not good enough," so is it really "more polite" to contact someone you only know casually just to insult them?
 
2013-09-26 11:40:46 AM  

joyride75: Whatever you do, don't read this excerpt from the, ahem,  publishedauthor.

http://littleblackblog.net/2013/09/26/chapter-3-of-type-a/


I had to comment on it, my god, she is an utter waste of space.
 
2013-09-26 11:42:02 AM  
It's fake clickbait. Please don't fall for this crap, Fark.
 
2013-09-26 11:42:34 AM  

Carousel Beast: Lady J: Carousel Beast: Slaxl: I once broke up with a girl by text because I didn't quite think the relationship had reached any point of seriousness. I misjudged where she thought the relationship was. It was all shiat, I'm still surprised she even liked me, well she doesn't anymore. Still, it taught me a lesson, never assume stuff, and just break up in person. Though I still haven't learned where the best place to do it is. Everywhere is too public.

Never, ever break up in private. Ever. You do, and it's your word against his/hers - and guess who everyone will believe?

Are people you break up with routinely denying it happened?

Not sure if you're confused or joking.

Drama queens* invoke drama. If there are no witnesses, the event will have about as much in common with reality as "honest politician" when they go to tell others.

* applies to both sexes


I have never seen or heard of this happening.
 
2013-09-26 11:43:25 AM  

Carn: Recently I stick around Chinatown or spots like H street for a quick beer (our current client is near Farragut North/West) but that's not all that often.


The Bottom Line between 17th & 19th on I street is my favorite place downtown. It's a dive and a post-kickball/football bar on weekends, but it's pretty chill most of the time. And they have these bacon-wrapped tater tots that will make you believe in God.
 
2013-09-26 11:45:55 AM  
I'm friends with a few second generation Chinese and they all play that homeowner game. Usually, the parents buy the apartment as an investment and rent it back to the kid, who claims it's his. My favorite though, is the "my parents live with ME, but it's my house." Sure thing Amy, whatever you say. The pressure to appear successful does funny things to them. I've seen a Chinese girl show off a new Coach purse, and try to hide the fact that she's eaten white rice with soy sauce three meals a day for a week. It would be annoying if it wasn't so transparent. Who do they think they are fooling?
 
2013-09-26 11:46:36 AM  
It's nice to see their are woman that don't fit the "Hot - Crazy" scale. It's the anomalies that really make life interesting.
 
2013-09-26 11:47:08 AM  

joyride75: Whatever you do, don't read this excerpt from the, ahem,  publishedauthor.

http://littleblackblog.net/2013/09/26/chapter-3-of-type-a/


Here is an example of some brilliant writing:

Tony asks me what time it is. I point out the clock on the oven, which says 4:17. In a stroke of genius, I immediately fabricate that the clock is 40 minutes late, and that he'd better get to his cab to get home and pack!
 
2013-09-26 11:47:09 AM  
Hahahahah this guys video about her is hilarious

Best line "if any of you guys has yellow fever like I do, this is the cure"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=j8HiaY1Y3hM
 
2013-09-26 11:47:19 AM  

Johnsnownw: It's nice to see their are woman that don't fit the "Hot - Crazy" scale. It's the anomalies that really make life interesting.


*there
 
2013-09-26 11:47:58 AM  

CJHardin: joyride75: Whatever you do, don't read this excerpt from the, ahem,  publishedauthor.

http://littleblackblog.net/2013/09/26/chapter-3-of-type-a/

Holy hell what a mess.  Well, if what she says is true then she just got herself a big 'ol HIPPA violation by literally spelling out a patient's name.  What a coont!


Sounds like she screwed up the preg test and resulted in the pregnant stripper receiving the wrong medical treatment. Altho a pg test that takes hours to show a result sounds bogus. So glad this pile of human waste didnt go to med school.
 
2013-09-26 11:48:03 AM  
She should really walk into a moving airplane propeller like that other douche who labelled herself as a fashionista blogger.
 
2013-09-26 11:48:28 AM  

Magnanimous_J: I've seen a Chinese girl show off a new Coach purse, and try to hide the fact that she's eaten white rice with soy sauce three meals a day for a week. It would be annoying if it wasn't so transparent. Who do they think they are fooling?


If somebody tries to tell you that you need to be a slave to that which we make to serve US, hit that person with a rock and run away.
 
2013-09-26 11:49:59 AM  
one of the comments on her blog:

When Quin Woodward Pu-an overweight, insecure barfly from Georgia with a penchant for Twinkies, daytime TV and visually challenged and desperate men-receives her acceptance to Weightwatchers Institute, she is forced to make a decision between giving up her 8-designer-cupcake-a-day, sloth-like ways and pursuing a more sanctimonious and less caloric intensive path. Type A Diabetes is the memoir of her transition from feeling-eater to outspoken advocate of puerile, self-obsessed blogging. Like many Asian-Americans, she butts heads with her first-generation Chinese father when she strays from his life plan for her to be a subservient, quiet and productive member of society. She is encouraged by her equally clueless friends-from a nearly aborted housewife, to a behemoth BFFL, to a middle-aged psychiatric patient boyfriend-to follow her chocolate-coated dreams of becoming a victim of a drug band message board.
 
2013-09-26 11:50:06 AM  

joyride75: Whatever you do, don't read this excerpt from the, ahem,  publishedauthor.

http://littleblackblog.net/2013/09/26/chapter-3-of-type-a/


"I don't actually have $20 to spare, unless Dr. Eliot takes credit cards, which are paid in a full lump sum of upwards of $12,000/month by my mom..."

Okay, so at this point, it's pretty clear that her  elite status as 25-year-old-condo-owner isn't really her own accomplishment.
 
2013-09-26 11:51:03 AM  

Lady J: Fank: Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless

Who stated that all women are biatches and why is this a thread about hating women? Sounds like you got some sand in your vagina.

you're about 300 posts behind, son


So a man late to the thread is to mocked, too? You're on fire.
 
2013-09-26 11:52:54 AM  

Magnanimous_J: I've seen a Chinese girl show off a new Coach purse, and try to hide the fact that she's eaten white rice with soy sauce three meals a day for a week. It would be annoying if it wasn't so transparent.


Where have I heard of this before...
www.10yetis.co.uk
 
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