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2013-09-26 10:17:35 AM

CleanAndPure: If Martha Stewart were fat, Asian, and an successful loser with no sense of style.


Damn it unsuccessful not successful.

Demand edit button!
 
2013-09-26 10:17:48 AM
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Methinks the erase tool was used a bit liberally on the bottom halve of her person during the photoshopping.
 
2013-09-26 10:18:53 AM

Slaxl: I once broke up with a girl by text because I didn't quite think the relationship had reached any point of seriousness. I misjudged where she thought the relationship was. It was all shiat, I'm still surprised she even liked me, well she doesn't anymore. Still, it taught me a lesson, never assume stuff, and just break up in person. Though I still haven't learned where the best place to do it is. Everywhere is too public.



Meh....I broke up with my ex (4 1/2 years) over the phone.
 
2013-09-26 10:20:21 AM
There are two people in an argument out outsiders are never welcome.

Just because the guy is a jerk doesn't mean she has to
 
2013-09-26 10:20:32 AM

orclover: Then she banged my best friend. I got off


I may have read that wrong.
 
2013-09-26 10:21:25 AM

RedTank: I'm sure this has been said, or perhaps I'm missing something...  But why is she so clearly upset over a guy whom she only went out with twice?


She's not. She was utterly excited when she received it because she wants fame. She wants to be well-known. She wants to be the Asian Chelsea Lately, sans the minuscule amount of talent. The easiest way to do this without putting forth much effort is to act like an idiot and display this behavior to the internet in the hopes that something goes viral. Lucky for her, it did. Some guy says "Hey, it's not working, sorry, best of luck." She jumps on this opportunity and attempts to make it seem like he's a dirt bag and she's clever and witty with the way she handles it. She posts it on her blog and makes a huge deal of it so people will now know her. But instead of laughing with her, it backfires and the world is laughing at her.
 
2013-09-26 10:21:32 AM
She really needs a better bra.
 
2013-09-26 10:23:25 AM

sandi_fish: She really needs a better bra.


I don't think it will help. It would be like trying to put two big magnets together, there will always be some repulsion there.
 
2013-09-26 10:23:59 AM

Target Builder: She's crazy. I can tell by the pixels, and I've dated a few crazy women in my day.


She is crazy by "normal" standards for sure...  Although I do think we're all crazy to some degree and we have to find crazy that mixes well.
 
2013-09-26 10:24:06 AM
CJHardin: /and what the hell is going on with her posse?

If you squint, she kinda looks like Henry Rollins in that last one.
 
2013-09-26 10:24:43 AM

Carousel Beast: Slaxl: I once broke up with a girl by text because I didn't quite think the relationship had reached any point of seriousness. I misjudged where she thought the relationship was. It was all shiat, I'm still surprised she even liked me, well she doesn't anymore. Still, it taught me a lesson, never assume stuff, and just break up in person. Though I still haven't learned where the best place to do it is. Everywhere is too public.

Never, ever break up in private. Ever. You do, and it's your word against his/hers - and guess who everyone will believe?


Are people you break up with routinely denying it happened?
 
2013-09-26 10:24:53 AM

WinoRhino: RedTank: I'm sure this has been said, or perhaps I'm missing something...  But why is she so clearly upset over a guy whom she only went out with twice?

She's not. She was utterly excited when she received it because she wants fame. She wants to be well-known. She wants to be the Asian Chelsea Lately, sans the minuscule amount of talent. The easiest way to do this without putting forth much effort is to act like an idiot and display this behavior to the internet in the hopes that something goes viral. Lucky for her, it did. Some guy says "Hey, it's not working, sorry, best of luck." She jumps on this opportunity and attempts to make it seem like he's a dirt bag and she's clever and witty with the way she handles it. She posts it on her blog and makes a huge deal of it so people will now know her. But instead of laughing with her, it backfires and the world is laughing at her.


Yeah, just a brief scan of the comments, and she's getting slammed.   Fat jokes aside, people are pretty much calling her out the way Farkers are...daddy probably paid for the condo, below average looks and obviously below average talent.

Earlier I said the blog would be deleted, and someone said she wouldn't do that because it's about her ego.  Methinks she will due to the embarrassment that's going to pile on her from people she knows...and especially in the DC dating scene.  "Oh, you're that fat girl that thinks she hot, and calls dudes out.  HEY GUYS, C'MERE...IT'S THAT CRAZY FAT ASIAN BLOGGER!"
 
2013-09-26 10:25:26 AM

WinoRhino: But instead of laughing with her, it backfires and the world is laughing at her.


I bet she's thinking, "You know what?  I'll take it!  No such thing as bad publicity!"
 
2013-09-26 10:26:49 AM
Wow. A condo.
 
2013-09-26 10:26:57 AM

CJHardin: Methinks the erase tool was used a bit liberally on the bottom halve of her person during the photoshopping


short stubby fat fingers.

ladies, you can't hide those hands.
 
2013-09-26 10:27:02 AM

vudukungfu: Bullet. dodged.


This.
 
2013-09-26 10:27:11 AM

EngineerAU: Rapmaster2000: It reminds me of "I live in a Buckhead high-rise WITH a concierge".

It's douchey to use that as a status symbol but trust me, if you ever make the mistake of sticking your dick in crazy, a concierge is great to have. Most won't even have the nerve to come in the building and try to get past the doorman and the few who do, won't get anywhere near your door.

Prank Call of Cthulhu: I'm still trying to figure out the "as a 25 year old with a condo" comment. That makes you cool...why? Doesn't this just say to the world, "I hate renting, but I love sharing walls with complete strangers"?

It's a question of quality of construction and quality of neighbors. If you own in a quality building with logically thought out floor plans and good construction practices, you rarely hear the neighbors. If you're in a low end building made up of cheap sheetrock with bedrooms next to the neighbor's living room and half the units rented out to freshmen at the local community college, you're going to have a bad time.


I used to live in downtown Jacksonville in a very nice building with swipe card security, and the great thing was it was located within a three block radius of about six bars and four night clubs.  So I could walk to them, and usually if I picked up, girls were always interested in seeing my building.

Twice I took home crazy.

1. Once a gorgeous 21 year old who woke me up at three in the morning saying he friend had been beat up by her coke dealer and we needed to go rescue her.
2. Drunk I met a good looking chubbo at the bar who would roll in twice a week for some loving, who after the third session admitted to me that she was married, but her and I should go on regular dates, like dinner, movies, hold hands etc.

The solution, "meet me out front while I get the car" but then I would go back to bed because the security doors would close, and they could not get back in.
 
2013-09-26 10:28:17 AM

CleanAndPure: Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless

No... most girls are pretty great. Yeah we like to joke about them... but the psychos are in the minority.


This one in the article is a loon though.



ohwaityoureserious.jaypeegee
 
2013-09-26 10:29:16 AM

WinoRhino: RedTank: I'm sure this has been said, or perhaps I'm missing something...  But why is she so clearly upset over a guy whom she only went out with twice?

She's not. She was utterly excited when she received it because she wants fame. She wants to be well-known. She wants to be the Asian Chelsea Lately, sans the minuscule amount of talent. The easiest way to do this without putting forth much effort is to act like an idiot and display this behavior to the internet in the hopes that something goes viral. Lucky for her, it did. Some guy says "Hey, it's not working, sorry, best of luck." She jumps on this opportunity and attempts to make it seem like he's a dirt bag and she's clever and witty with the way she handles it. She posts it on her blog and makes a huge deal of it so people will now know her. But instead of laughing with her, it backfires and the world is laughing at her.


The Asian Chelsea Handler is Margaret Cho.  There can only be one.
/And she sucks, too
 
2013-09-26 10:29:44 AM
Quin Pu?
No, Yu Pu?
Not Yu Pu, Mi Pu?
Yu Pu?
No, Quin Pu!
 
2013-09-26 10:29:48 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: CleanAndPure: What bugged me was that she lived with parents with telephone area plus... calls were free for her to make via landline. I was across county line so cost me 20¢ plus per minute.

I stopped calling a girl once because dialing her number was a pain in the ass, too many 0's and 9's

/letsseehowbadidatemyselfthere


The worst was when your finger slipped out of the dial hole that final 0 (or 9, or 8) and then you had to quickly hang up before it connected and redial the entire number all over again.

/ geriatric fist bump!
// don't leave me hanging...
 
2013-09-26 10:30:09 AM

theflatline: "meet me out front while I get the car" but then I would go back to bed because the security doors would close, and they could not get back in.


OUTSTANDING
 
2013-09-26 10:30:32 AM

The Muthaship: No such thing as bad publicity!


With the possible exception of "everything happens for a reason," this is probably the single laziest, stupidest, most incorrect aphorism in the English language.
 
2013-09-26 10:30:33 AM
She has fat arms and pancake titties.
 
2013-09-26 10:30:40 AM

CleanAndPure: CleanAndPure: If Martha Stewart were fat, Asian, and an successful loser with no sense of style.

Damn it unsuccessful not successful.

Demand edit button!


No, you were right the first time. She's a successful loser.
 
2013-09-26 10:30:42 AM

BalugaJoe: the guy is a jerk


Except he's not.  He was shiatfaced and hit on some chick who turned out to be crazier than a coconut.


People break up by changing facebook status these days. That's much worse than a polite and thoughtful text.
 
2013-09-26 10:31:15 AM
I'm a little disappoint, Fark. There was plenty of crazy to make fun of here and some of you have slipped into the 'look at the fat whale' side of things. While it's prevalent in the world, it's rare we get the opportunity to work with this level of narcissism. There's always going to be a picture of some hulking mass we can all point at... let's give this girl attention where she deserves it the most; her winning personality.

memecrunch.com
 
2013-09-26 10:31:32 AM

theflatline: Twice I took home crazy.

1. Once a gorgeous 21 year old who woke me up at three in the morning saying he friend had been beat up by her coke dealer and we needed to go rescue her.
2. Drunk I met a good looking chubbo at the bar who would roll in twice a week for some loving, who after the third session admitted to me that she was married, but her and I should go on regular dates, like dinner, movies, hold hands etc.

The solution, "meet me out front while I get the car" but then I would go back to bed because the security doors would close, and they could not get back in.



Hahahaha!  Awesome.

And I'm glad you weren't killed by a coke dealer or a jealous husband.
 
2013-09-26 10:31:39 AM

FinFangFark: WinoRhino: RedTank: I'm sure this has been said, or perhaps I'm missing something...  But why is she so clearly upset over a guy whom she only went out with twice?

She's not. She was utterly excited when she received it because she wants fame. She wants to be well-known. She wants to be the Asian Chelsea Lately, sans the minuscule amount of talent. The easiest way to do this without putting forth much effort is to act like an idiot and display this behavior to the internet in the hopes that something goes viral. Lucky for her, it did. Some guy says "Hey, it's not working, sorry, best of luck." She jumps on this opportunity and attempts to make it seem like he's a dirt bag and she's clever and witty with the way she handles it. She posts it on her blog and makes a huge deal of it so people will now know her. But instead of laughing with her, it backfires and the world is laughing at her.

Yeah, just a brief scan of the comments, and she's getting slammed.   Fat jokes aside, people are pretty much calling her out the way Farkers are...daddy probably paid for the condo, below average looks and obviously below average talent.

Earlier I said the blog would be deleted, and someone said she wouldn't do that because it's about her ego.  Methinks she will due to the embarrassment that's going to pile on her from people she knows...and especially in the DC dating scene.  "Oh, you're that fat girl that thinks she hot, and calls dudes out.  HEY GUYS, C'MERE...IT'S THAT CRAZY FAT ASIAN BLOGGER!"


From what people say about D.C this shiat will spread like wild fire and she will be the butt of everybody's jokes and avoided by the weekend. People need to learn if you live in a close nit gossip filled community, you need to keep your personal business to yourself and not to associate with people that have no problem sharing their personal business with the world.
 
2013-09-26 10:32:00 AM
Nothing like putting it all out there and getting rebuked. I kinda feel sorry for her. She is immature and self-centered to be sure, but that is almost a given in your early twenties. Now she will be permanently known as a twenty year old. No self-respecting man will ever date her more than a few times when discovering this gem. Her life is ruined before she really ever began it since she needlessly advertised her total lack of decorum. I will side with her just not grasping ramifications.
 
2013-09-26 10:32:08 AM

bunner: EngineerAU: It's a question of quality of construction and quality of neighbors. If you own in a quality building with logically thought out floor plans and good construction practices, you rarely hear the neighbors.

I don't think I will ever shell out 200k for the privilege of sleeping in an apartment building,


If only they went so cheap here.  If you can afford twice that for 600sf by the time you're 25 (without, assuming, getting the money from your parents), then you can be a little smug.  Just a little.
 
2013-09-26 10:32:08 AM

sigdiamond2000: The Muthaship: No such thing as bad publicity!

With the possible exception of "everything happens for a reason," this is probably the single laziest, stupidest, most incorrect aphorism in the English language.


And yet it's still way closer to right than it should be.

I'm hoping it doesn't turn out to be for this chick.  This is all the exposure to her I'll ever need.
 
2013-09-26 10:32:44 AM

WinoRhino: She wants to be the Asian Chelsea Lately


Well, then, I guess she'll have to bang the Asian Fifty Cent. Which, as far as I can figure, would be this guy.

cdn.popdust.com
 
2013-09-26 10:33:12 AM

frepnog: CJHardin: Methinks the erase tool was used a bit liberally on the bottom halve of her person during the photoshopping

short stubby fat fingers.
ladies, you can't hide those hands.


Whoa.  Did not notice that.  Good catch.
 
2013-09-26 10:34:06 AM

Literally Addicted: bunner: EngineerAU: It's a question of quality of construction and quality of neighbors. If you own in a quality building with logically thought out floor plans and good construction practices, you rarely hear the neighbors.

I don't think I will ever shell out 200k for the privilege of sleeping in an apartment building,

If only they went so cheap here.  If you can afford twice that for 600sf by the time you're 25 (without, assuming, getting the money from your parents), then you can be a little smug.  Just a little.


Not really.  Mortgages are anchors.  At that age, especially, stay the hell away from debt -- it's a dream killer only a baby can top.
 
2013-09-26 10:34:42 AM

manimal2878: DjangoStonereaver: It was still gutless to dump her via a text, even if she may have gone a bit overboard in shaming him on
her blog.

No it's not.  Maybe in the early 2000s that would be true, before texting became as ubiquitous as it is now. People don't call each other to talk as much anymore, texting is how many people communicate.


If you can't mandate that a guy has to break up in person, how is one supposed to effectively use crying as a manipulation tactic?
 
2013-09-26 10:34:52 AM

frepnog: theflatline: "meet me out front while I get the car" but then I would go back to bed because the security doors would close, and they could not get back in.

OUT STANDING


and waiting...

/....still waiting, you bastard
 
2013-09-26 10:35:03 AM

WinoRhino: RedTank: I'm sure this has been said, or perhaps I'm missing something...  But why is she so clearly upset over a guy whom she only went out with twice?

She's not. She was utterly excited when she received it because she wants fame. She wants to be well-known. She wants to be the Asian Chelsea Lately, sans the minuscule amount of talent. The easiest way to do this without putting forth much effort is to act like an idiot and display this behavior to the internet in the hopes that something goes viral. Lucky for her, it did. Some guy says "Hey, it's not working, sorry, best of luck." She jumps on this opportunity and attempts to make it seem like he's a dirt bag and she's clever and witty with the way she handles it. She posts it on her blog and makes a huge deal of it so people will now know her. But instead of laughing with her, it backfires and the world is laughing at her.


Well, we all need our dreams don't we?

I didn't consider the attention whore aspect of this in relation to her blog...  I'm sure that's an aspect in this for sure now that you mention it.
 
2013-09-26 10:35:36 AM
It's not news, its Fark.

Wait, it doesn't say that anymore!

Text message breakup: definitely not the best route, but.... after two dates it isn't really punishable by public shaming. A private matter to sort out.

farking with someone's reputation, job, and shaming them on the internet? After two dates? Uncalled for. Unless, of course, you have a book you're trying to sell!
 
2013-09-26 10:36:41 AM
Oh man - and sorry for the threadjack here - that article someone posted about "Late Night Shots" and the elite, rapist DC douchebag crowd is great. And the comments are gold.
 
2013-09-26 10:37:05 AM
From what people say about D.C this shiat will spread like wild fire and she will be the butt of everybody's jokes and avoided by the weekend. People need to learn if you live in a close nit gossip filled community, you need to keep your personal business to yourself and not to associate with people that have no problem sharing their personal business with the world.

Someone earlier called her a cum dumpster...and she probably is.  Her overvalued narcissism notwithstanding, she's popular in the bar because at 2am, she's a stone cold lock of the week.  Yeah, she really should have kept her mouth shut....but the cray cray just took over.

I really think she probably thought this was the guy of her dreams....had money, a daughter so she immediately would become the cool fun step mom and could maintain her faux exciting lifestyle with a guy she finally-------------------------------CRASH------------------nope, sorry Pu.

Gawker got a hold of it, and now everyone in DC will know she's "that girl".  I know there are so many scams on the internet these days, and there is that pervading feeling of any publicity is good pub...but I don't think in this situation it is.
 
2013-09-26 10:37:26 AM
I like how you can write your memoir at 25, and call someone else self-aggrandizing.
 
2013-09-26 10:38:41 AM
You gotta love the age of the internet. Now, it is easy to find an outlet to broadcast to the world what a shallow narcissist you are. Before, you had to run for office or something.
 
2013-09-26 10:39:27 AM

Pope Larry II: vudukungfu: Bullet. dodged.

This!


A thousand times, this.  Imagine if she had somehow managed to hide her inner mega-biatch from him long enough that he was stupid enough to move in with her or something ... I hope her future dates get a chance to look at this before they get too far in.  Can't imagine how she'd treat an actual boyfriend.
 
2013-09-26 10:40:55 AM

The Muthaship: sigdiamond2000: The Muthaship: No such thing as bad publicity!

With the possible exception of "everything happens for a reason," this is probably the single laziest, stupidest, most incorrect aphorism in the English language.

And yet it's still way closer to right than it should be.

I'm hoping it doesn't turn out to be for this chick.  This is all the exposure to her I'll ever need.


Probably
 
2013-09-26 10:40:59 AM

DirkTheDaring: I like how you can write your memoir at 25, and call someone else self-aggrandizing.


Fark off...I wrote mine at 17.
 
2013-09-26 10:41:25 AM

Iduber humper: Literally Addicted: bunner: EngineerAU: It's a question of quality of construction and quality of neighbors. If you own in a quality building with logically thought out floor plans and good construction practices, you rarely hear the neighbors.

I don't think I will ever shell out 200k for the privilege of sleeping in an apartment building,

If only they went so cheap here.  If you can afford twice that for 600sf by the time you're 25 (without, assuming, getting the money from your parents), then you can be a little smug.  Just a little.

Not really.  Mortgages are anchors.  At that age, especially, stay the hell away from debt -- it's a dream killer only a baby can top.


Then there are the maintenance fees...add another $800-1200 per month.  And property taxes...and insurance...it's a money pit.

It'll be real interesting when the condo values in Toronto drop in a few years (and I know they will).  Watch all the smug young yuppies freak out then.
 
2013-09-26 10:41:41 AM

threedingers: The worst was when your finger slipped out of the dial hole that final 0 (or 9, or 8) and then you had to quickly hang up before it connected and redial the entire number all over again.

/ geriatric fist bump!
// don't leave me hanging...


I hated when that shiat happened, or when you didn't pull the dial far enough when you think you did

medius: frepnog: theflatline: "meet me out front while I get the car" but then I would go back to bed because the security doors would close, and they could not get back in.

OUT STANDING

and waiting...

/....still waiting, you bastard


I'm picturing a fat girl sitting there like Huell
 
2013-09-26 10:41:45 AM

FinFangFark: DirkTheDaring: I like how you can write your memoir at 25, and call someone else self-aggrandizing.

Fark off...I wrote mine at 17.


Chapter 7 was about learning to tie your shoes?
 
2013-09-26 10:41:58 AM

The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: You gotta love the age of the internet. Now, it is easy to find an outlet to broadcast to the world what a shallow narcissist you are. Before, you had to run for office or something.


I bet her follow up on her blog is going to be about how all of the misogynist on the internet destroyed her life and ruined her chances for true love in D.C. But fark the haters, she owns a condo!
 
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