kronicfeld: uber humper: His book is getting bombed in the reviews./That there, is an assholeWhen you click "look inside," it just takes you to a video of a tumbleweed blowing across the opening to an infinitely dark abyss.
Jim from Saint Paul: Lady J: mesmer242: Lady J: The Muthaship: Jim from Saint Paul: Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless9/10.Simple. Effective. Broad to the point where men will feel the need to clarify, when they shouldn;t have to since it's clear who they are biatching about.Good stuff.DAMMIT!!!!!I wasn't even!Read the SECOND post in the thread, thats what prompted me to post. Perhaps too swiftly.I know the kind of thread you're talking about, but this wasn't a likely trigger for it (and they've become less common as fark has gotten older and/or more female). Regardless, if there was ever a risk for it, your post warded it off. Sorry you had to inflict some damage to your own rep for the inoculation to work.Rep... haha. MehBY the way, i was wrong10/10 obviously. It's the only thing quoted like 15 times in the thread.:)
uber humper: kronicfeld: uber humper: His book is getting bombed in the reviews./That there, is an assholeWhen you click "look inside," it just takes you to a video of a tumbleweed blowing across the opening to an infinitely dark abyss.You forgot to mention the sucking sound
s2s2s2: mbillips: He sexted her on his work Bberry? After coffee and one date? OK, she's a psycho, but he's an idiot she's probably lying about the sexts.
s2s2s2: uber humper: His bookShe's a man?
serial_crusher: IdBeCrazyIf: In fact that right there is a case study in hitting on and banging the ugliest one in the group to get the best looking one to throw everything she has at you in bedDoes that work in a group like this? She's clearly their leader, so she'll be the one gunning for you if you bang the lowest tier.I guess the hottest one in the group (that's not saying much though. Crazy eyes and a chin like Bruce Campbell) could be the Starscream to her Megatron and try to compete for your attention as a power grab, but now you're playing a game of endurance. Good luck on that.
uber humper: That's where the smart money is
star_topology: Well, her blog just got a few more hits so... mission accomplished, Gawker.In other news, call her ass and tell her you don't want to continue the relationship, pansy.
crab66: [i.imgur.com image 850x566]
LandOfChocolate: The rarest of birds, the
frepnog: [img.fark.net image 850x566]let's start.Far left - absolute CRAZY. Will chop your dick off for any imagined slight.Second from left - ugly girl that paints her face on with a trowel to try and build a face that doesn't look like a mask stolen from on of the guys from Slipknot. PLUSES - No self esteem, will let you pee on her.Center - our hero, classic stalker. Nuttier than squirrel shiat. Has false self esteem - that is, none, so pretends with great force and furious anger, but will allow you to shiat on her chest, has been involved in at least one corporate bukkake party when working as an escort. No pluses - run.Second from right - the only sane one, not ugly, not exactly pretty. Hangs out with these girls because they do go to interesting places, will meet some guy in accounting and get pregnant and married in less than a year. Will move to country and churn out kids, become a full time soccer mom. Into light BDSM, but only in secret, total sub.Far Right - fat girl in hiding, completely insane. On bi-polar medication. Arrested once for stabbing a co-worker while working at Starbucks. Will end up farking a politician and ruin a democrat's chances for re-election.
uber humper: crab66: [i.imgur.com image 850x566]Looks like they watched Sex and the City a little too closely. Those kind of broads were the easiest --- put on a suit and smoke a cigar and they'd flock around you./They're 25 year old cougars
CleanAndPure: Anyone want to bet daddy bought that condo for her that she is so proud of?
topcon: Um, "dating" for two weeks, it's perfectly acceptable to "break up" over text.
mbillips: I bet her Craig's List ad says that she's "sassy" (a biatch), "painfully honest" (mean), and "a free spirit" (crazy), who "wants the best" (is a snob) and is "willing to go out and get it." (selfish and greedy).
LandOfChocolate: The rarest of birds, the Plump Asian Skank[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 720x540]
Slaxl: I once broke up with a girl by text because I didn't quite think the relationship had reached any point of seriousness. I misjudged where she thought the relationship was. It was all shiat, I'm still surprised she even liked me, well she doesn't anymore. Still, it taught me a lesson, never assume stuff, and just break up in person. Though I still haven't learned where the best place to do it is. Everywhere is too public.
theflatline: She comes in the room gives you less than stellar breakfast head, and throws her stubbly leg over yours and starts planing your life together.
FinFangFark: flup: 1) Obviously we have a dumb insecure biatch situation here2) I don't understand the headline. What's the whole gym in 26 minutes joke?longtime fat joke on Fark.
serial_crusher: s2s2s2: mbillips: He sexted her on his work Bberry? After coffee and one date? OK, she's a psycho, but he's an idiot she's probably lying about the sexts.Ball gowns are the new wizard's hat and robe...
Rapmaster2000: It reminds me of "I live in a Buckhead high-rise WITH a concierge".
Prank Call of Cthulhu: I'm still trying to figure out the "as a 25 year old with a condo" comment. That makes you cool...why? Doesn't this just say to the world, "I hate renting, but I love sharing walls with complete strangers"?
RedTank: I'm sure this has been said, or perhaps I'm missing something... But why is she so clearly upset over a guy whom she only went out with twice? Maybe the guy should have broken up in person, but what the hell, she clearly took that insult and responded 3 or 4 levels above the original transgression. I'm willing to bet she overreacts frequently.I'm also pretty sure her little lesson and attempt to teach this guy to treat women better has totally backfired and he's probably laughing at all this.
RedTank: I'm sure this has been said, or perhaps I'm missing something... But why is she so clearly upset over a guy whom she only went out with twice?
EngineerAU: It's a question of quality of construction and quality of neighbors. If you own in a quality building with logically thought out floor plans and good construction practices, you rarely hear the neighbors.
bunner: a 26-year-old DC "memoirist" who runs a Beltway "events, society, and gossip" blog: /: \Is that code for "some chick daddy's unmarriable chubby little princess without a job who hangs out with people who do found her to be an easy conduit into daddy's wallet"?
Zombie Eater: Christ, this chick sounds like an ex of mine. This is exactly the type of person (not just woman) that I avoid. Once this level of narcissism becomes evident, I steer clear, unless I have to deal with them in a professional manner. And she needs to be dealt with in a professional manner. Maybe a good psychologist or...[th01.deviantart.net image 300x396]
CleanAndPure: If Martha Stewart were fat, Asian, and an successful loser with no sense of style.
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