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2013-09-26 09:20:31 AM  
1) Obviously we have a dumb insecure biatch situation here

2) I don't understand the headline. What's the whole gym in 26 minutes joke?
 
2013-09-26 09:20:50 AM  

Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless


No one said you were as a group, just that she is a person, but you're not helping...
 
2013-09-26 09:20:57 AM  

Carth: Carn: Carth: I want to see an interview with the guy. I'm just going to assume this whole thing is fake and intended to get publicity for her terrible book until then. No one could be that self centered.

I can tell you've never been to the bars in DC.  Visit Clarendon or Dupont or Adam's Morgan on a Saturday night.  People like this (men and women) are a dime a dozen.

I live near Dupot and Adam's Morgan. Thank you for affirming my decisions to not go out to the bars on weekends.


Yeah it's awful.  I don't go to either any more but even 8 or 9 years ago the only place I liked in Adam's Morgan was Asylum which is gone.  These days it's even more crowded with the added bonus of the occasional shooting when all the drunks pour out of the bars for pizza at closing time.

Clarendon actually is slightly better, only for the fact that there are more choices and a couple don't completely suck.  Clarendon ballroom, Clarendon Grill, Mr Days are still completely off limits *shudder*.  And of course Dr Dremo's is gone too but I never thought that place was as cool as anybody wanted it to be.

So yeah fark it.
 
2013-09-26 09:21:32 AM  

mesmer242: Lady J: The Muthaship: Jim from Saint Paul: Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless

9/10.

Simple. Effective. Broad to the point where men will feel the need to clarify, when they shouldn;t have to since it's clear who they are biatching about.

Good stuff.

DAMMIT!!!!!

I wasn't even!

Read the SECOND post in the thread, thats what prompted me to post. Perhaps too swiftly.

I know the kind of thread you're talking about, but this wasn't a likely trigger for it (and they've become less common as fark has gotten older and/or more female). Regardless, if there was ever a risk for it, your post warded it off. Sorry you had to inflict some damage to your own rep for the inoculation to work.


Rep... haha. Meh
 
2013-09-26 09:21:47 AM  

flup: 1) Obviously we have a dumb insecure biatch situation here

2) I don't understand the headline. What's the whole gym in 26 minutes joke?


longtime fat joke on Fark.
 
2013-09-26 09:22:09 AM  
frepnog:

Far left - absolute CRAZY.  Will chop your dick off for any imagined slight.
Second from left - ugly girl that paints her face on with a trowel to try and build a face that doesn't look like a mask stolen from on of the guys from Slipknot.  PLUSES  - No self esteem, will let you pee on her.
Center - our hero, classic stalker.  Nuttier than squirrel shiat.  Has false self esteem - that is, none, so pretends with great force and furious anger, but will allow you to shiat on her chest, has been involved in at least one corporate bukkake party when working as an escort.  No pluses - run.
Second from right - the only sane one, not ugly, not exactly pretty.  Hangs out with these girls because they do go to interesting places, will meet some guy in accounting and get pregnant and married in less than a year.  Will move to country and churn out kids, become a full time soccer mom.  Into light BDSM, but only in secret,  total sub.
Far Right - fat girl in hiding, completely insane.  On bi-polar medication.  Arrested once for stabbing a co-worker while working at Starbucks.  Will end up farking a politician and ruin a democrat's chances for re-election.


I thought about saying something about how we know that the one girl is a biatch... but we don't really know much about the rest and it's probably not cool to be hating on them... otherwise this does turn into a a women hating thread and not a woman hating thread.

But then I realized that in may of the pics Pu is standing in the center like she's like their "leader". That says something about this group. Also they all contribute to a gossip blog. Gossiping used to be considered as a negative trait. I still consider it to be negative, even if today many people seem like they don't. So I guess a good case could be made for hating on them too. Carry on...
 
2013-09-26 09:22:12 AM  

prjindigo: She showed him her psycho and he bailed quietly, and she attacked him for it.
Where they're at, he can sue her for what she's doing.


I think you're right. He got close enough to smell the crazy and pulled the rip cord.

If he is smart he will just walk away. You can't win with crazy even if crazy is wrong.


This is what it looked like when he sent the text:
awesomelyluvvie.com
 
2013-09-26 09:22:23 AM  
Another D.C. cum dumpster who doesn't know she's the commodity, not the shopper.
 
2013-09-26 09:22:23 AM  
She will not last long in DC with that tude.

She is one of those chicks that looks ok after a couple of drinks, sloppy drooly kisser, she takes you home and gives you some mediocre sex, and in the morning you hear her rumbling through your fridge for a tall boy of natty ice.

She comes in the room gives you less than stellar breakfast head, and throws her stubbly leg over yours and starts planing your life together.  In which you develop an exit strategy, which pisses her off.

She bangs everyone on the first date with the excuse"love at first sight, they are the one." and when the dude runs off because of the crazy meter needle breaking, it is never her fault.
 
2013-09-26 09:22:30 AM  

CJHardin: She must love that dress/shirt/whale cover thing.

[lbbfinal.files.wordpress.com image 850x566]
[quinwoodwardpudotcom.files.wordpress.com image 850x566]
[lbbfinal.files.wordpress.com image 850x566]
[www.washingtoncitypaper.com image 500x333]
/and what the hell is going on with her posse?


Ten bucks says she never heard henry rollins sing.
 
2013-09-26 09:23:37 AM  

wild9: Seems her response was a biatchildish.


lol, filter is appropriate here

/also agree, dude is lucky to have gotten away with his d*ck
//this girl sounds nucking futs
 
2013-09-26 09:23:42 AM  

theflatline: throws her stubbly leg over yours and starts planing your life together.


Literal out loud laughing....not even sure why.
 
2013-09-26 09:23:42 AM  
liam76:

Ten bucks says she never heard henry rollins sing.

No takers.
 
2013-09-26 09:24:05 AM  

Carn: Clarendon actually is slightly better, only for the fact that there are more choices and a couple don't completely suck. Clarendon ballroom, Clarendon Grill, Mr Days are still completely off limits *shudder*. And of course Dr Dremo's is gone too but I never thought that place was as cool as anybody wanted it to be.


Mr. Dude's was always the worst; if you went early to watch a game, you were generally fine, but like the lost boys trying to get home before sundown, if you didn't pay attention to the time, you were apt to be swallowed into the 9th level of hell that is their after-8 p.m. meat-market "club scene."
 
2013-09-26 09:24:16 AM  

theflatline: She will not last long in DC with that tude.

She is one of those chicks that looks ok after a couple of drinks, sloppy drooly kisser, she takes you home and gives you some mediocre sex, and in the morning you hear her rumbling through your fridge for a tall boy of natty ice.

She comes in the room gives you less than stellar breakfast head, and throws her stubbly leg over yours and starts planing your life together.  In which you develop an exit strategy, which pisses her off.

She bangs everyone on the first date with the excuse"love at first sight, they are the one." and when the dude runs off because of the crazy meter needle breaking, it is never her fault.


By George I think you got it.
 
2013-09-26 09:24:24 AM  

FinFangFark: flup: 1) Obviously we have a dumb insecure biatch situation here

2) I don't understand the headline. What's the whole gym in 26 minutes joke?

longtime fat joke on Fark.


You fail internet history
 
2013-09-26 09:24:54 AM  

Lady J: mesmer242: Lady J: The Muthaship: Jim from Saint Paul: Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless

9/10.

Simple. Effective. Broad to the point where men will feel the need to clarify, when they shouldn;t have to since it's clear who they are biatching about.

Good stuff.

DAMMIT!!!!!

I wasn't even!

Read the SECOND post in the thread, thats what prompted me to post. Perhaps too swiftly.

I know the kind of thread you're talking about, but this wasn't a likely trigger for it (and they've become less common as fark has gotten older and/or more female). Regardless, if there was ever a risk for it, your post warded it off. Sorry you had to inflict some damage to your own rep for the inoculation to work.

Rep... haha. Meh


BY the way, i was wrong

10/10 obviously. It's the only thing quoted like 15 times in the thread.

:)
 
2013-09-26 09:25:08 AM  

theflatline: She will not last long in DC with that tude.

She is one of those chicks that looks ok after a couple of drinks, sloppy drooly kisser, she takes you home and gives you some mediocre sex, and in the morning you hear her rumbling through your fridge for a tall boy of natty ice.

She comes in the room gives you less than stellar breakfast head, and throws her stubbly leg over yours and starts planing your life together.  In which you develop an exit strategy, which pisses her off.

She bangs everyone on the first date with the excuse"love at first sight, they are the one." and when the dude runs off because of the crazy meter needle breaking, it is never her fault.


I dont know if you're speaking from experience...but christ, I did get a college flashback after reading your post.  *shudders*

(yeah, I banged some hotties, but did have a couple of drunken trolls manage to hobble their way onto my dick)
 
2013-09-26 09:25:50 AM  
 
2013-09-26 09:26:18 AM  
In the real world Ms. Pu is currently 'Director of Public Relations'. A job title shared by my neighbour, who's also a vacuous, albeit puzzlingly affluent, farkwit.

frepnog: Second from right - the only sane one


Sadly not, she's Ms. Pu's co-conspirator on their abysmal blog.

/just LinkedIn stalked her not realising I was logged in
//scared now
 
2013-09-26 09:26:44 AM  

Carn: Son of Thunder: tinderfitles: When the fark did "rando" become a thing?

Rando has been a thing ever since his battle with Eastman.

wait a minute.  The Amazing Rando?  He would never date this chick.


Well that's the thing. SHE called him "some rando", so this explains why she was so upset. I certainly would feel awful if I had been rejected by the Amazing Rando.
 
2013-09-26 09:26:45 AM  
One of the commenters at the link summed it up best:

True Story:  She re-reads her book every year just to know herself that much better.
 
2013-09-26 09:27:08 AM  

WinoRhino: FinFangFark: longtime fat joke on Fark.

Not quite. Doesn't have to do with being fat...


Ohhhh yeah. Thanks.

short term memory issues.
 
2013-09-26 09:27:08 AM  
TFA: "He was ... annoyingly and sloppily drunk, which is why I offered my email address"

Sounds like she went fishing for blog material and found it.
Which makes me wonder why Gawker bothered to post some other gossip site's self-advertising.
Unless this is just the new style of "Elsewhere on the Web" content-farming...
 
2013-09-26 09:27:51 AM  

kronicfeld: Carn: Clarendon actually is slightly better, only for the fact that there are more choices and a couple don't completely suck. Clarendon ballroom, Clarendon Grill, Mr Days are still completely off limits *shudder*. And of course Dr Dremo's is gone too but I never thought that place was as cool as anybody wanted it to be.

Mr. Dude's was always the worst; if you went early to watch a game, you were generally fine, but like the lost boys trying to get home before sundown, if you didn't pay attention to the time, you were apt to be swallowed into the 9th level of hell that is their after-8 p.m. meat-market "club scene."


I hate it the most, with ballroom a close second.  One of my favorite nights ever we were going out and the girls in the group wanted to go to Mr. Days.  I protested as loudly as I could but I was saved by the bouncer would said I couldn't come in because I didn't have a collared shirt on (just a t shirt).  He was very polite and nice and explaining the rules and whatnot and I said "Dude, you had me at no collar".  Might have wound up at Mexicali Blues or shiatlows, can't remember.
 
2013-09-26 09:28:32 AM  

The Muthaship: theflatline: throws her stubbly leg over yours and starts planing your life together.

Literal out loud laughing....not even sure why.


Taken from my own personal experience with a hot italian, portuguese girl I dated. She was hot maybe 15 lbs overweight, hell of a lot fun, then we moved in together, she gained 25 more, and because she had dark skin you could not see her werewolf stubble, she did not shave much, and the less she shaved the more she wanted sex, especially when she had been swimming in vodka.

I literally could only bang her with a morning hard on after six shots of jaeger, and that was running into the run with a blind fold on and hitting from behind.

We broke up and you would of thought her world had ended.  And as soon as we break up, she hits the gym, gets all super hot, then hooks another schmo and she is pushing jabba proportions again.
 
2013-09-26 09:28:41 AM  

lindseyp: medius: [img.gawkerassets.com image 640x735]

Oh man.. I hope you made that.  That could become a fark legend.

*wipes beer off screen*


Wish I had.  Lifted it from the comments.

kbronsito: /and what the hell is going on with her posse?


hilobrow.com
 
2013-09-26 09:28:41 AM  
I pulled up over there and left a comment at her glob, er, blog.
http://littleblackblog.net/2013/09/24/im-26-whats-a-filter/#comment- 31 66
 
2013-09-26 09:29:32 AM  
On a somewhat related note, this older article:  http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/articles/2008/members-only/full/  was linked to on slate long form like a month ago. It's also about the DC dating scene, which makes me think that A) I'm glad I'm not single and living in DC and B) there's seriously something weird in the water there. Or the champagne. Whichever.
 
2013-09-26 09:29:34 AM  

FarkinNortherner: In the real world Ms. Pu is currently 'Director of Public Relations'. A job title shared by my neighbour, who's also a vacuous, albeit puzzlingly affluent, farkwit.

frepnog: Second from right - the only sane one

Sadly not, she's Ms. Pu's co-conspirator on their abysmal blog.

/just LinkedIn stalked her not realising I was logged in
//scared now


come on.  I doubt she has written more than a "to-do" list in years.  She is a hanger-on.
 
2013-09-26 09:31:59 AM  
Y'know, if this chick's so important, how come she's still using iOS6?  She didn't go out and get the gold iPhone 5S on release day?

/ or, a 5C in teal would match her only dress, I guess.
 
2013-09-26 09:32:26 AM  

Rapmaster2000: The Taylor Swift of literature.The Taylor Swift of literature.The Taylor Swift of literature.The Hitler of tolerance.


I lol'd
 
2013-09-26 09:32:30 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: I pulled up over there and left a comment at her glob, er, blog.
http://littleblackblog.net/2013/09/24/im-26-whats-a-filter/#comment- 31 66

That would be stooping to the wrong level, one that she seems to hover around comfortably


don't know if that was your post...but this made me laugh.
 
2013-09-26 09:33:31 AM  
Dating options for modern gals, Option A -

Knock some of the lard off your ass. Take the stick out of it. Talk about something besides yourself.

Option B -

Lower your expectations.  A lot.
 
2013-09-26 09:34:08 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Wtf is up with her head?? If she some kinda Asian?


She is the exception to the rule that Asian girls are pretty and feminine.

Actually, she might be quite attractive if she dropped 60lbs and worked out a little... maybe if she learned to not have that droopy-jaw smirk.

Still... personality of a rich guys daughter with no redeeming personality... and an over inflated self opinion will ruin her life for her.

Anyone want to bet daddy bought that condo for her that she is so proud of?

And both her dresses too!
 
2013-09-26 09:34:08 AM  
Um, "dating" for two weeks, it's perfectly acceptable to "break up" over text.  What a stupid farking coont.  It's not as if they were dating for months, where it wouldn't be acceptable.  I wonder why some coont at Gawker would even run this story.  I'd call her a coont to her face.  coont.
 
2013-09-26 09:35:33 AM  
Let this be a warning to Gym.
 
2013-09-26 09:35:42 AM  

frepnog: [img.fark.net image 850x566]let's start.

Far left - wants to be a Lobbyist but doesn't realize she's too scary looking even for that world.
Second from left - regularly loses all dignity in bars and wakes up next to obese campaign volunteers or interns that told her they were 'connected'.
Center - thinks the whole world loves her, delights in being thoroughly obnoxious while smiling through gritted teeth, has acute vaginitis.
Second from right - dazed from meds and perpetually drunk, no idea what is happening 99% of the time.
Far Right - was probably doing porn a couple of years ago, still has the warts.


That's all I see from here but the truth might just be half and half, somewhere between the two.
 
2013-09-26 09:35:53 AM  
I seriously have to book this photographer.

photos.nakevaphotography.com
I'm going to presume that the "photographer" in question is the ugliest friend who just got a new digital SLR. Some times there are just too many pixels.
 
2013-09-26 09:35:58 AM  
I am so glad I am married.

/correctly
 
2013-09-26 09:36:45 AM  

CleanAndPure: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Wtf is up with her head?? If she some kinda Asian?

She is the exception to the rule that Asian girls are pretty and feminine.

Actually, she might be quite attractive if she dropped 60lbs and worked out a little... maybe if she learned to not have that droopy-jaw smirk.

Still... personality of a rich guys daughter with no redeeming personality... and an over inflated self opinion will ruin her life for her.

Anyone want to bet daddy bought that condo for her that she is so proud of?

And both her dresses too!


Meh. I'm good at 30lbs dropped. Doesn;t need to be a rail.
 
2013-09-26 09:36:51 AM  
ecx.images-amazon.com

His book is getting bombed in the reviews.

/That there, is an asshole
 
2013-09-26 09:38:04 AM  

mbillips: He sexted her on his work Bberry? After coffee and one date? OK, she's a psycho, but he's an idiot

she's probably lying about the sexts.
 
2013-09-26 09:38:13 AM  

topcon: Um, "dating" for two weeks, it's perfectly acceptable to "break up" over text.  What a stupid farking coont.  It's not as if they were dating for months, where it wouldn't be acceptable.  I wonder why some coont at Gawker would even run this story.  I'd call her a coont to her face.  coont.


shiat man...two weeks...I just no call no show.  Still in that "meh, whatever" period at two weeks.

He probably was shiatfaced.  Hit her up via email...thinking he had a freebie lined up...eventually they went to dinner, and he saw her show down on 3 lobsters and 4 steaks (but to be honest, the lobsters at that restaurant were the six of matchbooks) and he decided to have a few shots after she made her carnal proposal of fornicating until his demise.

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

At which point he made vacation plans to ease his severe anxiety attack.  Once he knew he was out of her "Hulk Smash" range....he sent the text.
 
2013-09-26 09:38:34 AM  

frepnog: [img.fark.net image 850x566]let's start.

Far left - absolute CRAZY.  Will chop your dick off for any imagined slight.
Second from left - ugly girl that paints her face on with a trowel to try and build a face that doesn't look like a mask stolen from on of the guys from Slipknot.  PLUSES  - No self esteem, will let you pee on her.
Center - our hero, classic stalker.  Nuttier than squirrel shiat.  Has false self esteem - that is, none, so pretends with great force and furious anger, but will allow you to shiat on her chest, has been involved in at least one corporate bukkake party when working as an escort.  No pluses - run.
Second from right - the only sane one, not ugly, not exactly pretty.  Hangs out with these girls because they do go to interesting places, will meet some guy in accounting and get pregnant and married in less than a year.  Will move to country and churn out kids, become a full time soccer mom.  Into light BDSM, but only in secret,  total sub.
Far Right - fat girl in hiding, completely insane.  On bi-polar medication.  Arrested once for stabbing a co-worker while working at Starbucks.  Will end up farking a politician and ruin a democrat's chances for re-election.


That picture also makes it clear that our hero, without the benefit of dim lights and beer goggles, looks like the offspring of an unconvincing drag queen and the post-op transexual from Orange is the New Black.  Yikes.
 
2013-09-26 09:39:17 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: In fact that right there is a case study in hitting on and banging the ugliest one in the group to get the best looking one to throw everything she has at you in bed


Does that work in a group like this?  She's clearly their leader, so she'll be the one gunning for you if you bang the lowest tier.
I guess the hottest one in the group (that's not saying much though.  Crazy eyes and a chin like Bruce Campbell) could be the Starscream to her Megatron and try to compete for your attention as a power grab, but now you're playing a game of endurance.  Good luck on that.
 
2013-09-26 09:39:31 AM  

uber humper: His book is getting bombed in the reviews.

/That there, is an asshole


When you click "look inside," it just takes you to a video of a tumbleweed blowing across the opening to an infinitely dark abyss.
 
2013-09-26 09:39:51 AM  
Is it me or does anybody else think her voice probably sounds like Lumpy Space Princess from Adventure Time?
 
2013-09-26 09:40:13 AM  

Coolfusis: I don't think publishing your own book quite counts as "being published." You know, because the phrase implies that you were acted upon by a publishing company, not that you went on the internet and shiat out some terrible memoirs of your uninteresting life.

Also, sprinkling in random "big words" does not make you sound intelligent. It makes you sound like a dumb person with a thesaurus and an inflated view of herself.


According to the USPTO, anything that on the Internet is a "printed publication".

A reference is proven to be a "printed publication" "upon a satisfactory showing that such document has been disseminated or otherwise made available to the extent that persons interested and ordinarily skilled in the subject matter or art, exercising reasonable diligence, can locate it."

Thus, we're all published authors.
 
2013-09-26 09:41:14 AM  

uber humper: His book


She's a man?
 
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