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2013-09-26 09:02:46 AM  

CJHardin: She must love that dress/shirt/whale cover thing


What does she wear when that one's at the dry cleaners getting the jizz crusties hosed off it?
 
2013-09-26 09:03:07 AM  

CJHardin: She must love that dress/shirt/whale cover thing.

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/and what the hell is going on with her posse?


eclectikrelaxation.com
 
2013-09-26 09:03:35 AM  
Well, sure.. not ALL men are useless.  That's some kind and and thoughtful consideration there, Lou.  *snort*
 
2013-09-26 09:03:38 AM  

Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless


This she-creature is a woman? Possibly.
But not really.
All this person represents is a subset of a subset of D.C.-style attention whores who are really not that uncommon there and the surrounding burbs.
They are odious people.

All women are not like this, though many are crazy or destined to become crazy.
I'm still hoping to find an exception to that generality.
 
2013-09-26 09:03:42 AM  
I just need to make sure she gets this through her thick skull:
Self-published is not published.
Self-published is not published.
Self-published is not published.

Also, calling yourself a "memoirist?" WTF is that all about? Anyone under the age of 50 should  be banned from writing a memoir. Anyone who dies before that age and can't write it on their own is out of luck and should settle for a cool biopic.

Now, from the Amazon.com listing:

"When Quin Woodward Pu-a straight-A Asian-American extrovert from Georgia with a penchant for vodka, designer shoes, and older men ..."

Asian Chelsea Lately

"-receives her acceptance letter from Johns Hopkins Medical School, she is forced to make a decision between giving up her hard-partying, man-eating ways and continuing her fabulous VIP lifestyle and pursuing a more glitzy and glamorous career. "

Failed humble-brag showcasing her myopic view of life and immaturity.

"Type A+ is the memoir of her transition from MCAT-teaching pre-med free clinic volunteer to directionless, yet fabulous and resourceful, freelance writer. "

The downward spiral into denial and deluded self-aggrandizing.

"Like many Asian-Americans, she butts heads with her first-generation Chinese father when she strays from his life plan for her to attend a top medical program. "

Requisite stereotypes

She is encouraged by her histrionic but loyal friends-from an undiagnosed alcoholic roommate, to a bohemian BFFL, to a middle-aged playboy dermatologist boyfriend -to follow her champagne-soaked dreams of becoming a journalist.

She is given bad advice from several other damaged personalities that claw at her to join them in their pit of self-destructive desperate-to-get-out-of-my-own-consciousness existence.

Thanks, I'll pass. Just like every other legitimate publishing house already has.
 
2013-09-26 09:03:55 AM  
There's no need to get upset at this little coont. She's single, and will remain so for quite a while. There will be several more of these "OMG how dare he! I'm such a catch WTF!!!" moments for her until she's just another 30 something semi-psychotic single spinster with 5 cats.
 
2013-09-26 09:04:06 AM  
I want to see an interview with the guy. I'm just going to assume this whole thing is fake and intended to get publicity for her terrible book until then. No one could be that self centered.
 
2013-09-26 09:04:08 AM  
She sounds bitter and fat
 
2013-09-26 09:04:26 AM  

Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless


So true, but it sure is fun to ridicule those who are.
 
2013-09-26 09:04:43 AM  

Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless


Whoaaaa, easy there ms. sensitivity, that woman was a coont.
 
2013-09-26 09:04:51 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: EvilEgg: Guess she's not used to being the dumped. He was as nice about it as possible.

It was still gutless to dump her via a text, even if she may have gone a bit overboard in shaming him on
her blog.


She did worse - she ratted out his personal phone use to his boss.  That's just vindictive on top of petty.
 
2013-09-26 09:05:12 AM  

CJHardin: She must love that dress/shirt/whale cover thing.


Also  her friend (not the duck faced one or the two marginally attractive ones, but the one with the crazy eyes) must really like those huge ugly-ass shiat-stomper boots.
 
2013-09-26 09:05:18 AM  

The Muthaship: CJHardin: and what the hell is going on with her posse?

There's a lot of pain and shame in those faces.


Where one man sees a wasteland, I see potential

Never underestimate the powers of persuasion over desperate women. In fact that right there is a case study in hitting on and banging the ugliest one in the group to get the best looking one to throw everything she has at you in bed.
 
2013-09-26 09:05:26 AM  
She sounds like the type that would walk by a construction site where someone was saying 'ho ho ho ho' to get someone to stop and think they were talking about her.

/actually happened.
//Which is hilarious.
 
2013-09-26 09:06:59 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: The Muthaship: CJHardin: and what the hell is going on with her posse?

There's a lot of pain and shame in those faces.

Where one man sees a wasteland, I see potential

Never underestimate the powers of persuasion over desperate women. In fact that right there is a case study in hitting on and banging the ugliest one in the group to get the best looking one to throw everything she has at you in bed.


Verily, you are the master.

I needed you for a wingman....25 years ago.
 
2013-09-26 09:07:03 AM  
The guy was perfectly fine doing what he did.  They only hung out a few times.

Upon hanging out with someone before you start dating them, you are perfectly justified to end things if you suspect the biatch is crazy, as she was.   To make things worse, she is a heifer.

There is nothing more awful than a fat girl with an attitude.
 
2013-09-26 09:07:07 AM  

Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless


This is a jerk-hating thread, and not gender exclusive. Hence the 26 minute quip in the headline. Rightfully observing that an individual woman is a b*tch is not the misogyny many thin-skinned people claim it to be.
 
2013-09-26 09:07:19 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: CJHardin: She must love that dress/shirt/whale cover thing

What does she wear when that one's at the dry cleaners getting the jizz crusties hosed off it?


Her other one that's red, she got a great deal on it from Dress Barn
 
2013-09-26 09:07:40 AM  

doloresonthedottedline: Fafai:

I had one send anonymous threats with words cut and pasted from magazines like ransom notes. Three of them, each signed "The Caretaker".

/Were together about a month.

Congratulations, you found the top tier of crazy--potential serial killers--in the wild! You'll probably forever be at risk of being murdered now.


If I'm going to die, I hope she feels the need to explain to me WHY in person first. It'll be nonsense of course, but seeing as she's that crazy, assuming I had my faculties intact I could probably talk her into a threesome with the wife before she gets all murdery.

/Bleh, she'd never go for that type.
//Maybe just me, then?
///If I don't, she'll kill us! I'm doing this for you!
 
2013-09-26 09:07:45 AM  

FinFangFark: It's funny because she's pretty much exposed her bunny boiling madness to the world.  The journal will probably be deleted by the end of the day.


sadly, i disagree. i don't think she's capable of acknowledging that while his behavior was uncouth, hers is outright shiatty.
 
2013-09-26 09:08:13 AM  
Little Black Blog is an events, society, and, most importantly, gossip blog that delights in Beltway picayune.

Founded in 2009, LBB is comprised of a team of DC's snarkiest writers, headed up by Editor-in-Chief Quin Woodward Pu. LBB covers philanthropy events and general goings-on in the District while providing a heavily editorialized social commentary.

LBB is for those who are proud to be informed, but enjoy being fashionable, social, and well-read. Though a blog, LBB is not any of the following: personal diary, open forum for bad poetry, area to learn cheat codes. Take that ish to yourbloghere.blogspot.com.


So few words, so many completely independent ways to hate every single one of them.
 
2013-09-26 09:08:17 AM  

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Oh man.. I hope you made that.  That could become a fark legend.

*wipes beer off screen*
 
2013-09-26 09:08:23 AM  

EvilEgg: Guess she's not used to being the dumped. He was as nice about it as possible.


kstreetmagazine.com

She's used to being dumped, pretty sure.
 
2013-09-26 09:08:51 AM  

Lady J: The Muthaship: Jim from Saint Paul: Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless

9/10.

Simple. Effective. Broad to the point where men will feel the need to clarify, when they shouldn;t have to since it's clear who they are biatching about.

Good stuff.

DAMMIT!!!!!

I wasn't even!

Read the SECOND post in the thread, thats what prompted me to post. Perhaps too swiftly.


I know the kind of thread you're talking about, but this wasn't a likely trigger for it (and they've become less common as fark has gotten older and/or more female). Regardless, if there was ever a risk for it, your post warded it off. Sorry you had to inflict some damage to your own rep for the inoculation to work.
 
2013-09-26 09:09:15 AM  

The Muthaship: Verily, you are the master.

I needed you for a wingman....25 years ago.


I've hung up my flight jacket for now, but eagerly wait for the chance to pass my knowledge onto my son in about 10 years.
 
2013-09-26 09:09:27 AM  
Ladies?  What you say.

"Well, I have two books out and my own condo and I get invited to ALL the important parties and my BFFs are eau, so, like the bestest people and they get to come with me to the most star studded soirees and of course, I'm working on my first novella and my blog is ..."

What we hear.

"Ew weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh  YOU ARE SO LUCKY I AM EVEN TALKING TO YOU! weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh"
 
2013-09-26 09:09:34 AM  

Carth: I want to see an interview with the guy. I'm just going to assume this whole thing is fake and intended to get publicity for her terrible book until then. No one could be that self centered.


I can tell you've never been to the bars in DC.  Visit Clarendon or Dupont or Adam's Morgan on a Saturday night.  People like this (men and women) are a dime a dozen.
 
2013-09-26 09:09:37 AM  

walkerhound: EvilEgg: Guess she's not used to being the dumped. He was as nice about it as possible.

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She's used to being dumped, pretty sure.


She has a Dean Koontz book on her shelf displayed prominently. So not only is she a farking nutter, she has shiatty taste too.
 
2013-09-26 09:09:38 AM  

The Muthaship: serial_crusher: what's going on with her right boob in that photo?

I don't think her boobs like each other.


4.bp.blogspot.com
They look fine to me!
 
2013-09-26 09:09:48 AM  
img.fark.netlet's start.

Far left - absolute CRAZY.  Will chop your dick off for any imagined slight.
Second from left - ugly girl that paints her face on with a trowel to try and build a face that doesn't look like a mask stolen from on of the guys from Slipknot.  PLUSES  - No self esteem, will let you pee on her.
Center - our hero, classic stalker.  Nuttier than squirrel shiat.  Has false self esteem - that is, none, so pretends with great force and furious anger, but will allow you to shiat on her chest, has been involved in at least one corporate bukkake party when working as an escort.  No pluses - run.
Second from right - the only sane one, not ugly, not exactly pretty.  Hangs out with these girls because they do go to interesting places, will meet some guy in accounting and get pregnant and married in less than a year.  Will move to country and churn out kids, become a full time soccer mom.  Into light BDSM, but only in secret,  total sub.
Far Right - fat girl in hiding, completely insane.  On bi-polar medication.  Arrested once for stabbing a co-worker while working at Starbucks.  Will end up farking a politician and ruin a democrat's chances for re-election.
 
2013-09-26 09:10:28 AM  

walkerhound: EvilEgg: Guess she's not used to being the dumped. He was as nice about it as possible.

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She's used to being dumped, pretty sure.


I wonder if her neck told her in person or just texted her that it was leaving.
 
2013-09-26 09:10:44 AM  
Wait.. her name is poo?

I sense issues.
 
2013-09-26 09:11:52 AM  
Wtf is up with her head?? If she some kinda Asian?
 
2013-09-26 09:12:20 AM  

Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless


Yeah singular.

This woman is being hated on and rightly so.
 
2013-09-26 09:13:19 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: CJHardin: She must love that dress/shirt/whale cover thing

What does she wear when that one's at the dry cleaners getting the jizz crusties hosed off it?


i476.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-26 09:13:37 AM  

Because People in power are Stupid: That's why it's always better to let them think that they are breaking it off with you.

In this case, simply tell her that you lost your job. You were downsized or whatever -- she'll go away.


The best way is to keep pressuring her for more/crazier sex. Either she goes along with it or she breaks up with you.

win/win
 
2013-09-26 09:13:46 AM  
I hope he at least gave her AIDS first.
 
2013-09-26 09:13:55 AM  

Carn: Carth: I want to see an interview with the guy. I'm just going to assume this whole thing is fake and intended to get publicity for her terrible book until then. No one could be that self centered.

I can tell you've never been to the bars in DC.  Visit Clarendon or Dupont or Adam's Morgan on a Saturday night.  People like this (men and women) are a dime a dozen.


I live near Dupot and Adam's Morgan. Thank you for affirming my decisions to not go out to the bars on weekends.
 
2013-09-26 09:14:55 AM  

WinoRhino: I just need to make sure she gets this through her thick skull:
Self-published is not published.
Self-published is not published.
Self-published is not published.


But it's on Amazon.com!  The Internet bookstore.  They don't let just anybody drive on the Information Super

CJHardin: She must love that dress/shirt/whale cover thing.

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/and what the hell is going on with her posse?


eclectikrelaxation.com

The one wearing the boots in the first photo.  She'll burn your house down for not calling her the next day, but it might be worth it.
 
2013-09-26 09:15:42 AM  

JohnCarter: She seems a little obsessed - with a drunk guy she has dinner with.  Maybe she was off her meds

Also

vudukungfu: Bullet. dodged.

So.Much.This

And as many have said, she has not been anywhere near a gym

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But I'd bet $100 that she has a membership to one.
 
2013-09-26 09:15:45 AM  
She showed him her psycho and he bailed quietly, and she attacked him for it.
Where they're at, he can sue her for what she's doing.
 
2013-09-26 09:16:16 AM  

frepnog: Far left - absolute CRAZY. Will chop your dick off for any imagined slight Kimmy Gibbler.


FTFY, but probably didn't need to cross anything out...
 
2013-09-26 09:16:46 AM  

serial_crusher: WinoRhino: I just need to make sure she gets this through her thick skull:
Self-published is not published.
Self-published is not published.
Self-published is not published.

But it's on Amazon.com!  The Internet bookstore.  They don't let just anybody drive on the Information SuperCJHardin: She must love that dress/shirt/whale cover thing.

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/and what the hell is going on with her posse?

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The one wearing the boots in the first photo.  She'll burn your house down for not calling her the next day, but it might be worth it.


Yeah but she cute...and I bet she shags like a minx.

If you're gonna stick your dick in the crazy...make sure she is at least hot.  This alleged dumped girl looks like E. Honda from Streetfighter.
 
2013-09-26 09:16:59 AM  
Gawker commenter relayed that her blog professes her admiration for Ted Cruz and for mocking Michelle Obama's weight and eating habits.

Add that to all of the other behavior, and I'm starting to think that she may not be a very nice person.
 
2013-09-26 09:17:34 AM  

The Muthaship: walkerhound: EvilEgg: Guess she's not used to being the dumped. He was as nice about it as possible.

[kstreetmagazine.com image 480x360]

She's used to being dumped, pretty sure.

I wonder if her neck told her in person or just texted her that it was leaving.


I showed this thread to my wife and when she saw the photos she laughed and started screaming, "OH NO! A CAMERA! POP THE KNEE! TURTLE-DOWN! HAND ON HIP TO CREATE ARTIFICIAL WAIST!"
 
2013-09-26 09:18:38 AM  
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2013-09-26 09:19:01 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: She also enjoys, "The finer things in life."


I read that as finger...as in "she enjoys the finger things in where?"

/we all seem a little caffeine deficient this morning
 
2013-09-26 09:19:26 AM  

kbronsito: has anyone mentioned that her blog sucks.


It's blocked at my work. I got an error message saying it's "dangerous," which I see is probably true.
 
2013-09-26 09:19:48 AM  

25.media.tumblr.com

 
2013-09-26 09:19:59 AM  

CJHardin: with her posse?


she likes the finger things in there?
 
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