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2013-09-26 08:43:01 AM

Carn: IdBeCrazyIf: Well good luck getting any more dates since everyone now knows how psycho you are. 20 hours together and he lets you know he doesn't want a relationship and your base at the start was a drunken romp yet somehow that justifies trying to ruin his life? Someone is a little bit on the nutter side.

I'd still pork it though

But I'd leave in the middle of the night and wipe my cawk on the curtains

Her house, not yours.  Don't let her know where you live.


Well duh, I love my curtains and wouldn't want to stain them
 
2013-09-26 08:43:23 AM
This she-creature is a very typical D.C. power-seeking courtier hoar slut biatch on a date with whom you're expected to bring your updated resume and most recent W-2 form(s). Merely presenting them with a (large) penis doesn't soothe these types and they are latently mentally ill.

You don't wanna go there, don't stick your dick, etc.
 
2013-09-26 08:43:24 AM
thats-normal.com
Mewling Quin.
 
2013-09-26 08:44:19 AM

Thunderpipes: I believe that is illegal by the way. Considering wire tapping. You do not have permission to record someone's communications without their consent, do you? And then intentionally trying to harm the person's career? Sue the wench.


A) Texts don't fall under wire-tapping laws, like emails, because they are already recorded as part of the process of existing.
B) Like almost every state except a couple, DC is a single-party consent state, meaning only one person taking part in a conversation has to consent for it to be legal.
 
2013-09-26 08:44:53 AM
I kinda have chemistry with pretty much everyone, because I really like talking to people and winning over complete strangers.

Oh, god, it's THIS person.
 
2013-09-26 08:45:01 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: This she-creature is a very typical D.C. power-seeking courtier hoar slut biatch on a date with whom you're expected to bring your updated resume and most recent W-2 form(s). Merely presenting them with a (large) penis doesn't soothe these types and they are latently mentally ill.

You don't wanna go there, don't stick your dick, etc.


Well, looks like we found someone douchier than her. Congrats!
 
2013-09-26 08:45:21 AM
what an unpleasant person she is. i've been broken up with via text and i somehow managed to not involve thousands of people in making fun of someone who chose to not want to date me anymore.
 
2013-09-26 08:45:47 AM

kbronsito: DjangoStonereaver: EvilEgg: Guess she's not used to being the dumped. He was as nice about it as possible.

It was still gutless to dump her via a text, even if she may have gone a bit overboard in shaming him on
her blog.

they went on two dates. is that even a dump? It really seems more like him letting her know that he doesn't want to be in a relationship with her so he doesn't have to dump her in the near future. Does that really need to be done in person?


That's what I was thinking.  One date, I might not even respond to texts or calls.  2 and they might get a friendly, it was nice getting to know you but not interested.  I wouldn't consider it "breaking up" unless there was some MUTUAL understanding of a relationship.
 
2013-09-26 08:46:08 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: Carn: IdBeCrazyIf: Well good luck getting any more dates since everyone now knows how psycho you are. 20 hours together and he lets you know he doesn't want a relationship and your base at the start was a drunken romp yet somehow that justifies trying to ruin his life? Someone is a little bit on the nutter side.

I'd still pork it though

But I'd leave in the middle of the night and wipe my cawk on the curtains

Her house, not yours.  Don't let her know where you live.

Well duh, I love my curtains and wouldn't want to stain them


Oh, right.  More coffee needed.
 
2013-09-26 08:46:11 AM
"Cute girl is heading to the gym in 26 minutes."

Subby...why must you turn this place into a house of lies?
 
2013-09-26 08:46:16 AM

gochuck: Independent of how crazy she is, she should at least know the numbers game in DC. Single, straight men are vastly outnumbered by women in DC. Beyond being crazy, she looks like going to the gym in 26 minutes, every 26 minutes couldn't hurt. She doesn't measure up against the competition. If she wants to have any chance of pulling off that amount of crazy, she's going to have to be hot enough to be considered hot outside of DC - Hollywood for ugly people.


"Hollywood for ugly people" is a clever way of describing DC; it would've been more clever if I hadn't heard it described that way on "Wait Wait ..." a week or two ago.
 
2013-09-26 08:46:44 AM

jaylectricity: tinderfitles: When the fark did "rando" become a thing?

Wise up grandpa, didn't you watch Buckwild on MTV?


I used to be with it, but then they changed what *it* was. Now what I'm with isn't *it*, and what's *it* seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to you.
 
2013-09-26 08:48:40 AM

tinderfitles: When the fark did "rando" become a thing?


Brawndo! It's got electrolytes!

mbillips: I bet her Craig's List ad says that she's "sassy" (a biatch), "painfully honest" (mean), and "a free spirit" (crazy), who "wants the best" (is a snob) and is "willing to go out and get it." (selfish and greedy).


She also enjoys, "The finer things in life."
I think I saw her profile on match dot com, the clearing house for broken souls.
 
2013-09-26 08:49:25 AM

thegod082: gochuck: Independent of how crazy she is, she should at least know the numbers game in DC. Single, straight men are vastly outnumbered by women in DC. Beyond being crazy, she looks like going to the gym in 26 minutes, every 26 minutes couldn't hurt. She doesn't measure up against the competition. If she wants to have any chance of pulling off that amount of crazy, she's going to have to be hot enough to be considered hot outside of DC - Hollywood for ugly people.

"Hollywood for ugly people" is a clever way of describing DC; it would've been more clever if I hadn't heard it described that way on "Wait Wait ..." a week or two ago.


It's been known as hollywood for ugly people for years, nay, decades. Fairly common knowledge in DC.
 
2013-09-26 08:49:26 AM

jaylectricity: Wow...and to think what that girl I stopped answering the phone to after two dates thinks of me. I just saw her yesterday and she was icy.


Ahh the icy stare...

... I briefly dated a girl in college. Worked in a book store and would frequently get a number on a slip of paper given to me.

One day girl gave me a slip of paper with "name, number, sociology major. Want to be a criminal investigator after college" written on it.

A little odd... but was not seeing anyone at time so figured why not?

We dated for while... I would call her... she would never call me... said that was the "mans job".. this was mid 90s not: 40s.

What bugged me was that she lived with parents with telephone area plus... calls were free for her to make via landline. I was across county line so cost me 20¢ plus per minute.

After couple first months started sugg she call me every once in a while... she finally agreed she would... told her I expected her to call next.

She never did... so I stopped calling her. Never dumped her... just stopped calling her. Figured after few weeks meant we were through... fine with me if she couldn't be bothered to call me.

About a month after our last date... girl came by mall where I was working... asked me out... was my lunch break so said "sure... wanna grab lunch now?"

As we were walking out store... who walked in?

Yeah... her... I felt the icy stare following me down the mall... it was some sort of death ray... only I didn't die.

Felt a little bad because I know that made me look the bad-guy... and I always tried to be respectful and not be the bad guy in a relationship.
 
2013-09-26 08:49:36 AM
Ah, modern romance.  Let's see who gets to make who unavailable to whom, first.  And how.  And can post it on the internet first!  Methinks the lady doth protest too much.  Congratulations of having bought an apartment, though.  I've met more than a few women who couldn't WAIT to be disappointed by SOMETHING so they could have the most scintillating tale of woe for their BFFs.  I think both of these sponges should get out of the dating pool, tut suite.
 
2013-09-26 08:49:48 AM

JohnCarter: She seems a little obsessed - with a drunk guy she has dinner with.  Maybe she was off her meds

Also

vudukungfu: Bullet. dodged.

So.Much.This

And as many have said, she has not been anywhere near a gym

[quinwoodwardpudotcom.files.wordpress.com image 800x532]


yeah, the area she's in has a lot of hot chicks. Without knowing what the guy looks like, he could have done much better. My guess is that *as she states* he was drunk when he met her. He probably thought he was talking to her friend.

Actually, the fact he has a kid around 9 and works in government in that area, randomly slept with some psycho and then broke up with her by text...I think I know the guy. I'll have to give him a call, but it wouldn't surprise me if I do.
 
2013-09-26 08:49:57 AM
She sounds like the coontiest coont to have ever coonted.
 
2013-09-26 08:50:05 AM

Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless


your insecurity is showing.

Nobody mentioned "all women" until your post. Everyone to your post said was referring to this ONE woman.

/or wait... are you her?
 
2013-09-26 08:50:32 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: I think I saw her profile on match dot com, the clearing house for broken souls.


www.oilogosphere.com
 
2013-09-26 08:50:33 AM

HotWingConspiracy: She's never been to a gym.


Baby fat and matronly upper arms plus an ugly, ugly brain.
 
2013-09-26 08:50:41 AM
She is kind of cute, but given that the guy is some "Rando" she met at a bar and only went out with twice, I don't see the farking problem. That's not breaking up. That's entirely deserving of a text ending. That's not a budding great relationship they are in, and can hardly even be considered dating yet.

So while the text breakup maybe wasn't the epitome of awesome on the guys part, she is a heinous coont for trying to get him fired.

/welcome to new feminism
//where destroying the penis havers is more important than things like, decency and self respect
 
2013-09-26 08:51:05 AM

Fafai: FinFangFark: jaylectricity: Wow...and to think what that girl I stopped answering the phone to after two dates thinks of me. I just saw her yesterday and she was icy.

I had a roomate in college that met a girl in class.  He claims they never banged.  But they "dated" for a couple of weeks.  One day I got home from work, and within a 6 hour period, she left 17 messages, on top of the other 5 hangups.

I told him I didnt want her crazy ass anywhere near my apartment.

I had one send anonymous threats with words cut and pasted from magazines like ransom notes. Three of them, each signed "The Caretaker".

/Were together about a month.


Congratulations, you found the top tier of crazy--potential serial killers--in the wild! You'll probably forever be at risk of being murdered now.
 
2013-09-26 08:51:25 AM

psilosybical: what an unpleasant person she is. i've been broken up with via text and i somehow managed to not involve thousands of people in making fun of someone who chose to not want to date me anymore.


What she's doing is very typical of crazy girls.  She wasn't the one to initiate said dumping, so she is playing it off that she never really saw this as a legitimate relationship.

Yet it scorned her.  She felt compelled to try to ruin this guy's work career, even though she only knew him for "a couple of hours".

Whatever, that biatch was packing her bag, having dreams of marrying the guy, having sweet psycho girl sex (mmmm...psycho girl sex is good though) and having him impregnate her so she would have him in a relationship lockdown.

Oh wait...no, she's got men beating down on her door, and she's such a social butterfly (those wings must be awfully strong to get her off the ground) that she doesn't need this guy.

It's funny because she's pretty much exposed her bunny boiling madness to the world.  The journal will probably be deleted by the end of the day.
 
2013-09-26 08:51:53 AM

kbronsito: DjangoStonereaver: EvilEgg: Guess she's not used to being the dumped. He was as nice about it as possible.

It was still gutless to dump her via a text, even if she may have gone a bit overboard in shaming him on
her blog.

they went on two dates. is that even a dump? It really seems more like him letting her know that he doesn't want to be in a relationship with her so he doesn't have to dump her in the near future. Does that really need to be done in person?


Call me old fashioned, but I think so.  It shows basic respect for her as a person.
 
2013-09-26 08:52:02 AM

tinderfitles: jaylectricity: tinderfitles: When the fark did "rando" become a thing?

Wise up grandpa, didn't you watch Buckwild on MTV?

I used to be with it, but then they changed what *it* was. Now what I'm with isn't *it*, and what's *it* seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to you.


I remember first hearing girls saying "random" 15 years ago in my early 20s.  I tried to argue that everything is technically random so using random doesn't really describe anything unusual.

Why yes, I did not get laid.
 
2013-09-26 08:52:10 AM
One of the responses to her blog post:

When Quin Woodward Pu-an overweight, insecure barfly from Georgia with a penchant for Twinkies, daytime TV and visually challenged and desperate men-receives her acceptance to Weightwatchers Institute, she is forced to make a decision between giving up her 8-designer-cupcake-a-day, sloth-like ways and pursuing a more sanctimonious and less caloric intensive path. Type A Diabetes is the memoir of her transition from feeling-eater to outspoken advocate of puerile, self-obsessed blogging. Like many Asian-Americans, she butts heads with her first-generation Chinese father when she strays from his life plan for her to be a subservient, quiet and productive member of society. She is encouraged by her equally clueless friends-from a nearly aborted housewife, to a behemoth BFFL, to a middle-aged psychiatric patient boyfriend-to follow her chocolate-coated dreams of becoming a victim of a drug band message board.

Sums it up nicely.
 
2013-09-26 08:52:30 AM

manimal2878: DjangoStonereaver: It was still gutless to dump her via a text, even if she may have gone a bit overboard in shaming him on
her blog.

No it's not.  Maybe in the early 2000s that would be true, before texting became as ubiquitous as it is now. People don't call each other to talk as much anymore, texting is how many people communicate.


Like I said above:  I guess I'm old fashioned that way.
 
2013-09-26 08:53:15 AM

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This is the BEST book about narcissistic personality disorder that I've ever read!!! I'm truly impressed by the amount of self-awareness you possess.


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1.0 out of 5 stars Awful, September 25, 2013
By
Erik -
This review is from: Type A+ (Paperback)
This is not a book to be set aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.

That being said, it made a wonderful THUMP sound when it hit the back of the fireplace and into the fire.
 
2013-09-26 08:53:29 AM

CleanAndPure: What bugged me was that she lived with parents with telephone area plus... calls were free for her to make via landline. I was across county line so cost me 20¢ plus per minute.


I stopped calling a girl once because dialing her number was a pain in the ass, too many 0's and 9's

/letsseehowbadidatemyselfthere
 
2013-09-26 08:54:21 AM

tinderfitles: When the fark did "rando" become a thing?


Rando has been a thing ever since his battle with Eastman.
 
2013-09-26 08:54:52 AM
the guy was polite in his text.  he could have said "look hon, I was drunk when I met and banged you in the bathroom at the club that night.  I had a good time, you swallowed like a champ, but on the second outing I realized you were a nutter and also a biatchunkier than I like my daytime companions (no fat chicks).  fark off".
 
2013-09-26 08:55:20 AM

hasty ambush: she is forced to make a decision between giving up her hard-partying, man-eating ways


Is that why she's so tubby? She actually eats people?
 
2013-09-26 08:55:24 AM

thegod082: gochuck: Independent of how crazy she is, she should at least know the numbers game in DC. Single, straight men are vastly outnumbered by women in DC. Beyond being crazy, she looks like going to the gym in 26 minutes, every 26 minutes couldn't hurt. She doesn't measure up against the competition. If she wants to have any chance of pulling off that amount of crazy, she's going to have to be hot enough to be considered hot outside of DC - Hollywood for ugly people.

"Hollywood for ugly people" is a clever way of describing DC; it would've been more clever if I hadn't heard it described that way on "Wait Wait ..." a week or two ago.


It could only be more clever if you heard decades ago when it was first coined.
 
2013-09-26 08:55:50 AM
I love that the filter keeps stepping in to call her a biatch.
 
2013-09-26 08:55:54 AM

orclover: Men always forget:  Hell hath no fury....

This one time I broke  up with a GF around 1992, cost me a leather jacket, my 3 favorite shirts and my only pair of glasses.  Then she banged my best friend.   I got off easy.


So, you were watching them bang then?  Hot.
 
2013-09-26 08:56:07 AM
I kinda like her tits.
 
2013-09-26 08:56:49 AM

manimal2878: DjangoStonereaver: It was still gutless to dump her via a text, even if she may have gone a bit overboard in shaming him on
her blog.

No it's not.  Maybe in the early 2000s that would be true, before texting became as ubiquitous as it is now. People don't call each other to talk as much anymore, texting is how many people communicate.


its this eras dear john letter, and why is it better to dump in person.. so a shouting and/or screaming match can be enjoyed. If they'd been together for years then yes.. 1 or 2 dates.. c u l8r
 
2013-09-26 08:57:43 AM

hasty ambush: medius: [img.gawkerassets.com image 640x735]


I think this is my favorite:

a middle-aged playboy dermatologist
 
2013-09-26 08:57:48 AM
a 26-year-old DC "memoirist" who runs a Beltway "events, society, and gossip" blog

:  /

:  \


Is that code for "some chick without a job who hangs out with people who do"?
 
2013-09-26 08:58:03 AM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: hasty ambush: she is forced to make a decision between giving up her hard-partying, man-eating ways

Is that why she's so tubby? She actually eats people?


She likely sticks to lobbyists is my guess, only thing that explains the weight gain is all the grease
 
2013-09-26 08:58:33 AM

Son of Thunder: tinderfitles: When the fark did "rando" become a thing?

Rando has been a thing ever since his battle with Eastman.


wait a minute.  The Amazing Rando?  He would never date this chick.
 
2013-09-26 08:58:58 AM
She must love that dress/shirt/whale cover thing.

lbbfinal.files.wordpress.com
quinwoodwardpudotcom.files.wordpress.com
lbbfinal.files.wordpress.com
www.washingtoncitypaper.com
/and what the hell is going on with her posse?
 
2013-09-26 09:00:50 AM

DjangoStonereaver: manimal2878: DjangoStonereaver: It was still gutless to dump her via a text, even if she may have gone a bit overboard in shaming him on
her blog.

No it's not.  Maybe in the early 2000s that would be true, before texting became as ubiquitous as it is now. People don't call each other to talk as much anymore, texting is how many people communicate.

Like I said above:  I guess I'm old fashioned that way.


Nothing wrong with being old fashioned. There are certain advantages to it. For one thing, you wouldn't have to worry about this girl... because a) you wouldn't have broken up with her via text message and b) most old fashioned guys wouldn't date a girl who write books and blogs about all the guys they farked for a living in the first place.
 
2013-09-26 09:01:00 AM

The Muthaship: Jim from Saint Paul: Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless

9/10.

Simple. Effective. Broad to the point where men will feel the need to clarify, when they shouldn;t have to since it's clear who they are biatching about.

Good stuff.

DAMMIT!!!!!


I wasn't even!

Read the SECOND post in the thread, thats what prompted me to post. Perhaps too swiftly.
 
2013-09-26 09:01:11 AM

CJHardin: She must love that dress/shirt/whale cover thing.

[lbbfinal.files.wordpress.com image 850x566]
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/and what the hell is going on with her posse?


Be nice. It was the only dress that fit at Target.
 
2013-09-26 09:01:57 AM

Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless


The key, I would think, is that it is a woman-hating thread and not a women-hating thread.  Haven't read the article, not sure if it's deserved, but you know Fark...
 
2013-09-26 09:02:04 AM
Well at least she is completely stable......  lokis mentor, you beat me to the punch..

farm5.staticflickr.com
 
2013-09-26 09:02:12 AM

CJHardin: and what the hell is going on with her posse?


There's a lot of pain and shame in those faces.
 
2013-09-26 09:02:43 AM
While I think dumping by text the day before you agreed to go out with someone is pretty tacky....what she did outshone anyone in lack of class.

She sounds self-absorbed.
 
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