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2013-09-26 08:27:55 AM  

wild9: wild9: Seems her response was a biatchildish.

Did I forget a space? Let's try again.  biatchildish


Let it go, man - it's Fark filter poetry
 
2013-09-26 08:28:20 AM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Awesome stuff.



At first I was like "OMG who the hell cares?" but those made it all worth it.
 
2013-09-26 08:28:31 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: I'm still trying to figure out the "as a 25 year old with a condo" comment. That makes you cool...why? Doesn't this just say to the world, "I hate renting, but I love sharing walls with complete strangers"?

Also, unless that dress is somehow yanking on them, gravity has not been kind to her in her 25 years.


It reminds me of "I live in a Buckhead high-rise WITH a concierge".

Ooooh, a tall-building.  Well then.
 
2013-09-26 08:28:31 AM  
and that's why you should always break up with an axe message instead

it's kill or be killed out there
 
2013-09-26 08:29:12 AM  

Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless


Jumping the gun a little with the first blood on this one, huh? If you'd waited until someone actually equated her to all women, you could have maintained some semblance of transparency here. Maybe.
 
2013-09-26 08:29:13 AM  
has anyone mentioned that her blog sucks.
 
2013-09-26 08:29:22 AM  
I don't think publishing your own book quite counts as "being published." You know, because the phrase implies that you were acted upon by a publishing company, not that you went on the internet and shiat out some terrible memoirs of your uninteresting life.

Also, sprinkling in random "big words" does not make you sound intelligent. It makes you sound like a dumb person with a thesaurus and an inflated view of herself.
 
2013-09-26 08:29:31 AM  
There's 0% chance this is a stunt designed to generate some traffic/interest in her blog.
 
2013-09-26 08:29:53 AM  
This is how women really think
 
2013-09-26 08:30:22 AM  
Meh, still not as bad as that "mailman, stop stalking me!" chick.
 
2013-09-26 08:30:40 AM  

Because People in power are Stupid: Her response:

http://littleblackblog.net/2013/09/25/the-morning-after/

I celebrated my 26th bday with entire species of troglodyte-sapiens effectively paying my mortgage in ad and book sales in 36 hours and going fantastically nutso about my outrageous, offensive, and completely factual response to someone. I'll save everyone the googling to report that yes, I am a writer, and yes, I write pretty egregiously honest memoirs. The Taylor Swift of literature. It has worked out quite well thus far.


It's not like she deserved it:

FTFA: "It all started two weeks ago, when I met some rando at a bar. He was friendly enough, but annoyingly and sloppily drunk, which is why I offered my email address when he asked for my number. We emailed later that weekend..."

Oh...wait...

Douchebags beget douchebags.
 
2013-09-26 08:30:54 AM  
She just needed to have the final say, didn't she? The guy probably sensed some kind of evil within her and he was right. At least he escaped with his life before this girl did something more sinister to him.
 
2013-09-26 08:30:57 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: It was still gutless to dump her via a text, even if she may have gone a bit overboard in shaming him on
her blog.


No it's not.  Maybe in the early 2000s that would be true, before texting became as ubiquitous as it is now. People don't call each other to talk as much anymore, texting is how many people communicate.
 
2013-09-26 08:31:34 AM  
I usually just don't call if dating two weeks or less. If there was a planned event then I'll text or email. But I'm careful to never date someone more than two weeks that I'm unsure about because then you have to do the dreaded phone call or worse the face to face break up, which will just ruin a day.

Oh, and this girl is an awful human being, no wonder she was dumped.
 
2013-09-26 08:32:08 AM  
I lived in the D.C. area for a few years and while I wasn't dating at the time, I never heard anything positive about the dating scene for guys.


Prank Call of Cthulhu: I'm still trying to figure out the "as a 25 year old with a condo" comment. That makes you cool...why? Doesn't this just say to the world, "I hate renting, but I love sharing walls with complete strangers"?


Being able to afford your own condo in D.C., where studio apartments start north of $1,500, is a sign of status and wealth.
 
2013-09-26 08:32:18 AM  
yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless

9/10.

Simple. Effective. Broad to the point where men will feel the need to clarify, when they shouldn;t have to since it's clear who they are biatching about.

Good stuff.



Yeah, it's got to be a deliberate troll, because no one would ever have a real opinion like that!
Farkers who think like this are so weird.
 
2013-09-26 08:32:21 AM  

wild9: wild9: Seems her response was a biatchildish.

Did I forget a space? Let's try again.  biatchildish


The filter is too powerful to be stopped by a space, context be damned.

/Seriously, it just does that.
 
2013-09-26 08:32:24 AM  
When the fark did "rando" become a thing?
 
2013-09-26 08:32:41 AM  
img.gawkerassets.com
 
2013-09-26 08:32:44 AM  
Fat/dumpy girl with an overcompensating personality and more than likely a delusional sense of her successful dating life goes cray-cray on a guy who "dumps" her?

Shocking...I tell you.

Good thing he didn't stick his dick in that crazy...cause not telling what she would have farking boiled for him.
 
2013-09-26 08:33:08 AM  
He sexted her on his work Bberry? After coffee and one date? OK, she's a psycho, but he's an idiot.
 
2013-09-26 08:33:49 AM  

medius: [img.gawkerassets.com image 640x735]


You owe me a new keyboard.
 
2013-09-26 08:33:59 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: I'm still trying to figure out the "as a 25 year old with a condo" comment. That makes you cool...why? Doesn't this just say to the world, "I hate renting, but I love sharing walls with complete strangers"?

Also, unless that dress is somehow yanking on them, gravity has not been kind to her in her 25 years.


Look at me!
I've earned enough money to make a down payment and get an FHA loan!

/of course, her parents probably gave her the downpayment
//this is the DC version of a trustafarian
 
2013-09-26 08:34:01 AM  
I believe that is illegal by the way. Considering wire tapping. You do not have permission to record someone's communications without their consent, do you? And then intentionally trying to harm the person's career? Sue the wench.
 
2013-09-26 08:34:03 AM  
Independent of how crazy she is, she should at least know the numbers game in DC. Single, straight men are vastly outnumbered by women in DC. Beyond being crazy, she looks like going to the gym in 26 minutes, every 26 minutes couldn't hurt. She doesn't measure up against the competition. If she wants to have any chance of pulling off that amount of crazy, she's going to have to be hot enough to be considered hot outside of DC - Hollywood for ugly people.
 
2013-09-26 08:34:12 AM  
banter.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com

Still, at least she's got a lovely personality. Oh, wait...
 
2013-09-26 08:34:26 AM  
"memoirist"?  Yeah he made the right move.  Stay away from crazy, don't even make vocal contact.
 
2013-09-26 08:34:40 AM  
She must profit off being the female version of that Tucker-something guy.
 
2013-09-26 08:34:50 AM  
Wow...and to think what that girl I stopped answering the phone to after two dates thinks of me. I just saw her yesterday and she was icy.
 
2013-09-26 08:34:51 AM  

Kuroshin: Wow, she's a shiatty person.  Unsurprisingly, she even gets paid to be a shiatty person.

Therefore:

vudukungfu: Bullet. dodged.

This!


Well, her last name *is* Pu.
 
2013-09-26 08:35:02 AM  

Because People in power are Stupid: Her response:

http://littleblackblog.net/2013/09/25/the-morning-after/

I celebrated my 26th bday with entire species of troglodyte-sapiens effectively paying my mortgage in ad and book sales in 36 hours and going fantastically nutso about my outrageous, offensive, and completely factual response to someone. I'll save everyone the googling to report that yes, I am a writer, and yes, I write pretty egregiously honest memoirs. The Taylor Swift of literature. It has worked out quite well thus far.


Yes, I'm sure that hundreds to thousands of people bought your book after seeing your asshole behavior. And insult them all as troglodytes will only make them want more.

Fark this, I can't even tell if I'm being sarcastic anymore.
 
2013-09-26 08:35:43 AM  
www.elevenwarriors.com

/at least his sacrifice has warned others
//don't think she'll be winning over many strangers in the near future
 
2013-09-26 08:36:05 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: EvilEgg: Guess she's not used to being the dumped. He was as nice about it as possible.

It was still gutless to dump her via a text, even if she may have gone a bit overboard in shaming him on
her blog.


I don't think it's always terrible to happen via text. I have trouble with my mind shutting down in some serious conversations in person or on the phone, especially where they need to hear certain things from me. Text and IM are pretty crucial for me. No intimacy issues or anything like that, I just literally can't think as well when I can hear someone waiting for a response and the stakes are high. And it takes awhile for me to understand how I feel about some things they've said.

Anyway, text message breakup after she started the not-even-really-a-relationship via email isn't bad at all, dude was nice, and while I don't ever use this word: girl's a total biatch.
 
2013-09-26 08:36:49 AM  

jaylectricity: Wow...and to think what that girl I stopped answering the phone to after two dates thinks of me. I just saw her yesterday and she was icy.


I had a roomate in college that met a girl in class.  He claims they never banged.  But they "dated" for a couple of weeks.  One day I got home from work, and within a 6 hour period, she left 17 messages, on top of the other 5 hangups.

I told him I didnt want her crazy ass anywhere near my apartment.
 
2013-09-26 08:37:04 AM  

tinderfitles: When the fark did "rando" become a thing?


Never?
 
2013-09-26 08:38:04 AM  
Well good luck getting any more dates since everyone now knows how psycho you are. 20 hours together and he lets you know he doesn't want a relationship and your base at the start was a drunken romp yet somehow that justifies trying to ruin his life? Someone is a little bit on the nutter side.

I'd still pork it though

But I'd leave in the middle of the night and wipe my cawk on the curtains
 
2013-09-26 08:38:15 AM  
I bet her Craig's List ad says that she's "sassy" (a biatch), "painfully honest" (mean), and "a free spirit" (crazy), who "wants the best" (is a snob) and is "willing to go out and get it." (selfish and greedy).
 
2013-09-26 08:38:17 AM  

mesmer242: [www.elevenwarriors.com image 624x317]

/at least his sacrifice has warned others
//don't think she'll be winning over many strangers in the near future


No. This little stunt has ensured that she's destined to die alone in a room full of cats.
 
2013-09-26 08:38:38 AM  

Free Radical: /which is why he bailed on her


I think it's a case of the beer goggles coming off. She's cute but kind of thick and if the dude can't get past that, there's nothing to talk about.

He was a douche for standing her up and breaking it off via text, and she was a douche for overreacting.

I don't know how I made it through my dating years. Oh I remember. Drugs and alcohol. That helped a lot.
 
2013-09-26 08:38:53 AM  

kbronsito: DjangoStonereaver: EvilEgg: Guess she's not used to being the dumped. He was as nice about it as possible.

It was still gutless to dump her via a text, even if she may have gone a bit overboard in shaming him on
her blog.

they went on two dates. is that even a dump? It really seems more like him letting her know that he doesn't want to be in a relationship with her so he doesn't have to dump her in the near future. Does that really need to be done in person?


I got to get outta here, pronto. I got a stage five clinger. Stage five, virgin, clinger.
 
2013-09-26 08:39:30 AM  
The way I see it, a good way to break up is to send a message "Sorry, I have to break up, I'm into (insert the most depraved sexual act you can think of here), and I just don't think you'd like it"

Regardless of her/his response, either "You sick bastard,"  or "Well hello studmuffin!... ;) " you're a winnar

/unless of course she/he forwards the message to your mother.
 
2013-09-26 08:39:42 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Well good luck getting any more dates since everyone now knows how psycho you are. 20 hours together and he lets you know he doesn't want a relationship and your base at the start was a drunken romp yet somehow that justifies trying to ruin his life? Someone is a little bit on the nutter side.

I'd still pork it though

But I'd leave in the middle of the night and wipe my cawk on the curtains


Her house, not yours.  Don't let her know where you live.
 
2013-09-26 08:40:20 AM  

serial_crusher: what's going on with her right boob in that photo?


after some very casual analysis I've determined that she's reaching maximum density and in an apparent effort to obscure that fact she appears to use creative temporary body modifications to make her boobs appear more alluring.  I'm guessing duct tape... and she's trying to scoop the fat from her belly, sides, shoulders... possibly even her back and bunch it up into something that sometimes resembles boobies.  They don't look quite right a lot of the time which is probably why she preys on men wearing beer-goggles.
 
2013-09-26 08:40:37 AM  

mbillips: "painfully honest" (mean)


or brutally honest....either way it's a euphemism to say you're rude and have no regard for other people's feelings.
 
2013-09-26 08:40:48 AM  

tinderfitles: When the fark did "rando" become a thing?


Wise up grandpa, didn't you watch Buckwild on MTV?
 
2013-09-26 08:40:50 AM  

Texian: I blame Sex In The City.


This.

I dated Carrie. Not Seabiscuit, but a flouncy shoe obsessed heart-breaking cocktail bar infecting twunt.
 
2013-09-26 08:42:07 AM  

FarkinNortherner: [banter.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com image 291x381]

Still, at least she's got a lovely personality. Oh, wait...


www.examiner.com

"Men will actually begin desiring women who have great personalities. In
a related story, breasts will be renamed 'personalities.' "
 
2013-09-26 08:42:24 AM  

manimal2878: DjangoStonereaver: It was still gutless to dump her via a text, even if she may have gone a bit overboard in shaming him on
her blog.

No it's not.  Maybe in the early 2000s that would be true, before texting became as ubiquitous as it is now. People don't call each other to talk as much anymore, texting is how many people communicate.


To be fair, before this people wrote letters. I'd be doing that without technology.

/INFJ
 
2013-09-26 08:42:44 AM  
Medius:

You magnificent bastard, we salute you.

i1180.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-26 08:42:53 AM  

FinFangFark: jaylectricity: Wow...and to think what that girl I stopped answering the phone to after two dates thinks of me. I just saw her yesterday and she was icy.

I had a roomate in college that met a girl in class.  He claims they never banged.  But they "dated" for a couple of weeks.  One day I got home from work, and within a 6 hour period, she left 17 messages, on top of the other 5 hangups.

I told him I didnt want her crazy ass anywhere near my apartment.


I had one send anonymous threats with words cut and pasted from magazines like ransom notes. Three of them, each signed "The Caretaker".

/Were together about a month.
 
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