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2013-09-26 07:37:32 AM  
Guess she's not used to being the dumped. He was as nice about it as possible.
 
2013-09-26 07:48:02 AM  
That's why it's always better to let them think that they are breaking it off with you.

In this case, simply tell her that you lost your job. You were downsized or whatever -- she'll go away.
 
2013-09-26 07:55:23 AM  
what's going on with her right boob in that photo?
 
2013-09-26 08:01:39 AM  
I once broke up with a girl by text because I didn't quite think the relationship had reached any point of seriousness. I misjudged where she thought the relationship was. It was all shiat, I'm still surprised she even liked me, well she doesn't anymore. Still, it taught me a lesson, never assume stuff, and just break up in person. Though I still haven't learned where the best place to do it is. Everywhere is too public.
 
2013-09-26 08:03:09 AM  
Her response:

http://littleblackblog.net/2013/09/25/the-morning-after/

I celebrated my 26th bday with entire species of troglodyte-sapiens effectively paying my mortgage in ad and book sales in 36 hours and going fantastically nutso about my outrageous, offensive, and completely factual response to someone. I'll save everyone the googling to report that yes, I am a writer, and yes, I write pretty egregiously honest memoirs. The Taylor Swift of literature. It has worked out quite well thus far.
 
2013-09-26 08:08:13 AM  
She looks kind of mean.
 
2013-09-26 08:13:18 AM  
Bullet. dodged.
 
2013-09-26 08:14:56 AM  

vudukungfu: Bullet. dodged.


This!
 
2013-09-26 08:15:51 AM  

serial_crusher: what's going on with her right boob in that photo?


I don't think her boobs like each other.
 
2013-09-26 08:16:01 AM  

vudukungfu: Bullet. dodged.


www.thestand.org
 
2013-09-26 08:16:19 AM  

Because People in power are Stupid: Her response:

http://littleblackblog.net/2013/09/25/the-morning-after/

I celebrated my 26th bday with entire species of troglodyte-sapiens effectively paying my mortgage in ad and book sales in 36 hours and going fantastically nutso about my outrageous, offensive, and completely factual response to someone. I'll save everyone the googling to report that yes, I am a writer, and yes, I write pretty egregiously honest memoirs. The Taylor Swift of literature. It has worked out quite well thus far.


What a biatch.
 
2013-09-26 08:16:47 AM  
Reading the descriptions of her two books on Amazon really tells you all you need to know.

And there was close to 40 one star reviews all posted yesterday. Expect a follow up article in the next few days about her courageous struggle against the internet.
 
2013-09-26 08:16:50 AM  
He's thanking his lucky stars.
 
2013-09-26 08:16:56 AM  
i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-09-26 08:17:25 AM  
Wow, she's a shiatty person.  Unsurprisingly, she even gets paid to be a shiatty person.

Therefore:

vudukungfu: Bullet. dodged.


This!
 
2013-09-26 08:17:28 AM  

EvilEgg: Guess she's not used to being the dumped. He was as nice about it as possible.


It was still gutless to dump her via a text, even if she may have gone a bit overboard in shaming him on
her blog.
 
2013-09-26 08:18:04 AM  
He made a faux pas.
She was a complete psycho biatch.
 
2013-09-26 08:18:46 AM  
She's never been to a gym.
 
2013-09-26 08:19:31 AM  
www.recourseresource.com

Your damn right I invented it's not you it's me!
 
2013-09-26 08:19:50 AM  
I blame Sex In The City.
 
2013-09-26 08:20:06 AM  
yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless
 
2013-09-26 08:20:24 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: EvilEgg: Guess she's not used to being the dumped. He was as nice about it as possible.

It was still gutless to dump her via a text, even if she may have gone a bit overboard in shaming him on
her blog.


It's not "dumping" if you've gone out on only two dates; he didn't want to pursue this "thing" any further, and he was considerate enough to tell her. He's blameless; she sounds nuts and deluded.
 
2013-09-26 08:20:30 AM  
She sounds like a biatch.
 
2013-09-26 08:20:42 AM  
Miss Pu is pretty full of herself.

/if you get what I mean
 
2013-09-26 08:20:45 AM  

The Taylor Swift of literature.The Taylor Swift of literature.The Taylor Swift of literature.The Hitler of tolerance.

 
2013-09-26 08:20:50 AM  
Some of the review for her book on Amazon are Fark comedy gold:

"This is not a book to be set aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force."

"I'd rather watch the series finale of Dexter 47 times back-to-back while simultaneously getting rammed in the A by a baby narwhal than read one more chapter of this book."

"Yet another "quirky" bipolar narcissist writing about her "interesting" life. Do yourself a favor and skip this one, there are plenty of defective people out there with something fascinating to say, Quin Woodward Pu is not one of them."

"By the way, my African Grey died when I used the pages from this bore fest to line her cage."

"I am stunned into paralysis. I have no words-this never happens-and I just feel short of breath. There are many things that pissed me off with this book, but I am so flustered I can't even articulate them."
(I SEE WHAT HE DID THAR)

"I snapchatted with the author of this book, and she SCREENSHOTTED my weiner-pics and sent them to my boss. It's unfortunate, because she was really funny, smart, and cool... This book is the memoir-equivalent of To Kill A Mockingbird, if that book were written by a gossip columnist playing understudy for Perez Hilton"

"This is the BEST book about narcissistic personality disorder that I've ever read!!! I'm truly impressed by the amount of self-awareness you possess."


Awesome stuff.
 
2013-09-26 08:20:51 AM  
Seems her response was a biatchildish.
 
2013-09-26 08:20:52 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: EvilEgg: Guess she's not used to being the dumped. He was as nice about it as possible.

It was still gutless to dump her via a text, even if she may have gone a bit overboard in shaming him on
her blog.


Yes it was gutless...

But he probably realised she was a nutter and wanted the safest way possible to break up lest she whip out a knife and try and cut his nuts off...

I know nothing about her... but sounds like she might be that kind.
 
2013-09-26 08:21:57 AM  
I'm still trying to figure out the "as a 25 year old with a condo" comment. That makes you cool...why? Doesn't this just say to the world, "I hate renting, but I love sharing walls with complete strangers"?

Also, unless that dress is somehow yanking on them, gravity has not been kind to her in her 25 years.
 
2013-09-26 08:22:28 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: EvilEgg: Guess she's not used to being the dumped. He was as nice about it as possible.

It was still gutless to dump her via a text, even if she may have gone a bit overboard in shaming him on
her blog.


they went on two dates. is that even a dump? It really seems more like him letting her know that he doesn't want to be in a relationship with her so he doesn't have to dump her in the near future. Does that really need to be done in person?
 
2013-09-26 08:22:33 AM  
Men always forget:  Hell hath no fury....

This one time I broke  up with a GF around 1992, cost me a leather jacket, my 3 favorite shirts and my only pair of glasses.  Then she banged my best friend.  I got off easy.
 
2013-09-26 08:22:34 AM  

Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless


No... most girls are pretty great. Yeah we like to joke about them... but the psychos are in the minority.


This one in the article is a loon though.
 
2013-09-26 08:22:43 AM  
She didn't air this on TFD so she's no one to me.
 
2013-09-26 08:22:50 AM  

CleanAndPure: He made a faux pas.
She was a complete psycho biatch.


AW, plain and simple.  A professional AW.   Maybe a professional something else, too.
 
2013-09-26 08:23:00 AM  

Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless


I think people are just pointing out that this woman kind of sucks in this instance (and perhaps there's some evidence that she sucks in general).  Most women are awesome.

Unless you think this woman is pretty awesome.

In which case....why?
 
2013-09-26 08:23:20 AM  
Dunno why she is so upset, he didn't tell her she was lousy at sex.

/which is why he bailed on her
 
2013-09-26 08:23:26 AM  
Wow.... that's a whole new level of crazy.
 
2013-09-26 08:23:46 AM  

wild9: Seems her response was a biatchildish.


Did I forget a space? Let's try again.  biatchildish
 
2013-09-26 08:24:03 AM  

Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless


I can't speak for everyone, but I'm only here for the douche-hating thread.

Some classic douche-hating threads from the past:
farm4.staticflickr.com
i84.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-26 08:24:34 AM  
 
2013-09-26 08:24:53 AM  
I hope anon doxes her.
 
2013-09-26 08:25:09 AM  
She seems a little obsessed - with a drunk guy she has dinner with.  Maybe she was off her meds

Also

vudukungfu: Bullet. dodged.


So.Much.This

And as many have said, she has not been anywhere near a gym

quinwoodwardpudotcom.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-26 08:25:13 AM  
Everyone acts like this is the first time someone has...
(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
dumped a Pu.

/YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
 
2013-09-26 08:25:34 AM  
A biatch AND stuck on herself?  Holy fark! Where do I get in line to date her???
 
2013-09-26 08:25:46 AM  
theatozofdating.files.wordpress.com

About sums it up for this broad.
 
2013-09-26 08:25:54 AM  

skozlaw: [i1.ytimg.com image 850x478]


images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-09-26 08:26:02 AM  

Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless


9/10.

Simple. Effective. Broad to the point where men will feel the need to clarify, when they shouldn;t have to since it's clear who they are biatching about.

Good stuff.
 
2013-09-26 08:27:00 AM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless

9/10.

Simple. Effective. Broad to the point where men will feel the need to clarify, when they shouldn;t have to since it's clear who they are biatching about.

Good stuff.


DAMMIT!!!!!
 
2013-09-26 08:27:09 AM  
Sounds like the guy read her musings online after he sobered up and decided to run away before it was too late.

...but it was already... too.... late
 
2013-09-26 08:27:39 AM  

Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless


We are hating on a nutjob. Sorry If you have a chip on your shoulder.
 
2013-09-26 08:27:55 AM  

wild9: wild9: Seems her response was a biatchildish.

Did I forget a space? Let's try again.  biatchildish


Let it go, man - it's Fark filter poetry
 
2013-09-26 08:28:20 AM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Awesome stuff.



At first I was like "OMG who the hell cares?" but those made it all worth it.
 
2013-09-26 08:28:31 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: I'm still trying to figure out the "as a 25 year old with a condo" comment. That makes you cool...why? Doesn't this just say to the world, "I hate renting, but I love sharing walls with complete strangers"?

Also, unless that dress is somehow yanking on them, gravity has not been kind to her in her 25 years.


It reminds me of "I live in a Buckhead high-rise WITH a concierge".

Ooooh, a tall-building.  Well then.
 
2013-09-26 08:28:31 AM  
and that's why you should always break up with an axe message instead

it's kill or be killed out there
 
2013-09-26 08:29:12 AM  

Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless


Jumping the gun a little with the first blood on this one, huh? If you'd waited until someone actually equated her to all women, you could have maintained some semblance of transparency here. Maybe.
 
2013-09-26 08:29:13 AM  
has anyone mentioned that her blog sucks.
 
2013-09-26 08:29:22 AM  
I don't think publishing your own book quite counts as "being published." You know, because the phrase implies that you were acted upon by a publishing company, not that you went on the internet and shiat out some terrible memoirs of your uninteresting life.

Also, sprinkling in random "big words" does not make you sound intelligent. It makes you sound like a dumb person with a thesaurus and an inflated view of herself.
 
2013-09-26 08:29:31 AM  
There's 0% chance this is a stunt designed to generate some traffic/interest in her blog.
 
2013-09-26 08:29:53 AM  
This is how women really think
 
2013-09-26 08:30:22 AM  
Meh, still not as bad as that "mailman, stop stalking me!" chick.
 
2013-09-26 08:30:40 AM  

Because People in power are Stupid: Her response:

http://littleblackblog.net/2013/09/25/the-morning-after/

I celebrated my 26th bday with entire species of troglodyte-sapiens effectively paying my mortgage in ad and book sales in 36 hours and going fantastically nutso about my outrageous, offensive, and completely factual response to someone. I'll save everyone the googling to report that yes, I am a writer, and yes, I write pretty egregiously honest memoirs. The Taylor Swift of literature. It has worked out quite well thus far.


It's not like she deserved it:

FTFA: "It all started two weeks ago, when I met some rando at a bar. He was friendly enough, but annoyingly and sloppily drunk, which is why I offered my email address when he asked for my number. We emailed later that weekend..."

Oh...wait...

Douchebags beget douchebags.
 
2013-09-26 08:30:54 AM  
She just needed to have the final say, didn't she? The guy probably sensed some kind of evil within her and he was right. At least he escaped with his life before this girl did something more sinister to him.
 
2013-09-26 08:30:57 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: It was still gutless to dump her via a text, even if she may have gone a bit overboard in shaming him on
her blog.


No it's not.  Maybe in the early 2000s that would be true, before texting became as ubiquitous as it is now. People don't call each other to talk as much anymore, texting is how many people communicate.
 
2013-09-26 08:31:34 AM  
I usually just don't call if dating two weeks or less. If there was a planned event then I'll text or email. But I'm careful to never date someone more than two weeks that I'm unsure about because then you have to do the dreaded phone call or worse the face to face break up, which will just ruin a day.

Oh, and this girl is an awful human being, no wonder she was dumped.
 
2013-09-26 08:32:08 AM  
I lived in the D.C. area for a few years and while I wasn't dating at the time, I never heard anything positive about the dating scene for guys.


Prank Call of Cthulhu: I'm still trying to figure out the "as a 25 year old with a condo" comment. That makes you cool...why? Doesn't this just say to the world, "I hate renting, but I love sharing walls with complete strangers"?


Being able to afford your own condo in D.C., where studio apartments start north of $1,500, is a sign of status and wealth.
 
2013-09-26 08:32:18 AM  
yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless

9/10.

Simple. Effective. Broad to the point where men will feel the need to clarify, when they shouldn;t have to since it's clear who they are biatching about.

Good stuff.



Yeah, it's got to be a deliberate troll, because no one would ever have a real opinion like that!
Farkers who think like this are so weird.
 
2013-09-26 08:32:21 AM  

wild9: wild9: Seems her response was a biatchildish.

Did I forget a space? Let's try again.  biatchildish


The filter is too powerful to be stopped by a space, context be damned.

/Seriously, it just does that.
 
2013-09-26 08:32:24 AM  
When the fark did "rando" become a thing?
 
2013-09-26 08:32:41 AM  
img.gawkerassets.com
 
2013-09-26 08:32:44 AM  
Fat/dumpy girl with an overcompensating personality and more than likely a delusional sense of her successful dating life goes cray-cray on a guy who "dumps" her?

Shocking...I tell you.

Good thing he didn't stick his dick in that crazy...cause not telling what she would have farking boiled for him.
 
2013-09-26 08:33:08 AM  
He sexted her on his work Bberry? After coffee and one date? OK, she's a psycho, but he's an idiot.
 
2013-09-26 08:33:49 AM  

medius: [img.gawkerassets.com image 640x735]


You owe me a new keyboard.
 
2013-09-26 08:33:59 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: I'm still trying to figure out the "as a 25 year old with a condo" comment. That makes you cool...why? Doesn't this just say to the world, "I hate renting, but I love sharing walls with complete strangers"?

Also, unless that dress is somehow yanking on them, gravity has not been kind to her in her 25 years.


Look at me!
I've earned enough money to make a down payment and get an FHA loan!

/of course, her parents probably gave her the downpayment
//this is the DC version of a trustafarian
 
2013-09-26 08:34:01 AM  
I believe that is illegal by the way. Considering wire tapping. You do not have permission to record someone's communications without their consent, do you? And then intentionally trying to harm the person's career? Sue the wench.
 
2013-09-26 08:34:03 AM  
Independent of how crazy she is, she should at least know the numbers game in DC. Single, straight men are vastly outnumbered by women in DC. Beyond being crazy, she looks like going to the gym in 26 minutes, every 26 minutes couldn't hurt. She doesn't measure up against the competition. If she wants to have any chance of pulling off that amount of crazy, she's going to have to be hot enough to be considered hot outside of DC - Hollywood for ugly people.
 
2013-09-26 08:34:12 AM  
banter.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com

Still, at least she's got a lovely personality. Oh, wait...
 
2013-09-26 08:34:26 AM  
"memoirist"?  Yeah he made the right move.  Stay away from crazy, don't even make vocal contact.
 
2013-09-26 08:34:40 AM  
She must profit off being the female version of that Tucker-something guy.
 
2013-09-26 08:34:50 AM  
Wow...and to think what that girl I stopped answering the phone to after two dates thinks of me. I just saw her yesterday and she was icy.
 
2013-09-26 08:34:51 AM  

Kuroshin: Wow, she's a shiatty person.  Unsurprisingly, she even gets paid to be a shiatty person.

Therefore:

vudukungfu: Bullet. dodged.

This!


Well, her last name *is* Pu.
 
2013-09-26 08:35:02 AM  

Because People in power are Stupid: Her response:

http://littleblackblog.net/2013/09/25/the-morning-after/

I celebrated my 26th bday with entire species of troglodyte-sapiens effectively paying my mortgage in ad and book sales in 36 hours and going fantastically nutso about my outrageous, offensive, and completely factual response to someone. I'll save everyone the googling to report that yes, I am a writer, and yes, I write pretty egregiously honest memoirs. The Taylor Swift of literature. It has worked out quite well thus far.


Yes, I'm sure that hundreds to thousands of people bought your book after seeing your asshole behavior. And insult them all as troglodytes will only make them want more.

Fark this, I can't even tell if I'm being sarcastic anymore.
 
2013-09-26 08:35:43 AM  
www.elevenwarriors.com

/at least his sacrifice has warned others
//don't think she'll be winning over many strangers in the near future
 
2013-09-26 08:36:05 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: EvilEgg: Guess she's not used to being the dumped. He was as nice about it as possible.

It was still gutless to dump her via a text, even if she may have gone a bit overboard in shaming him on
her blog.


I don't think it's always terrible to happen via text. I have trouble with my mind shutting down in some serious conversations in person or on the phone, especially where they need to hear certain things from me. Text and IM are pretty crucial for me. No intimacy issues or anything like that, I just literally can't think as well when I can hear someone waiting for a response and the stakes are high. And it takes awhile for me to understand how I feel about some things they've said.

Anyway, text message breakup after she started the not-even-really-a-relationship via email isn't bad at all, dude was nice, and while I don't ever use this word: girl's a total biatch.
 
2013-09-26 08:36:49 AM  

jaylectricity: Wow...and to think what that girl I stopped answering the phone to after two dates thinks of me. I just saw her yesterday and she was icy.


I had a roomate in college that met a girl in class.  He claims they never banged.  But they "dated" for a couple of weeks.  One day I got home from work, and within a 6 hour period, she left 17 messages, on top of the other 5 hangups.

I told him I didnt want her crazy ass anywhere near my apartment.
 
2013-09-26 08:37:04 AM  

tinderfitles: When the fark did "rando" become a thing?


Never?
 
2013-09-26 08:38:04 AM  
Well good luck getting any more dates since everyone now knows how psycho you are. 20 hours together and he lets you know he doesn't want a relationship and your base at the start was a drunken romp yet somehow that justifies trying to ruin his life? Someone is a little bit on the nutter side.

I'd still pork it though

But I'd leave in the middle of the night and wipe my cawk on the curtains
 
2013-09-26 08:38:15 AM  
I bet her Craig's List ad says that she's "sassy" (a biatch), "painfully honest" (mean), and "a free spirit" (crazy), who "wants the best" (is a snob) and is "willing to go out and get it." (selfish and greedy).
 
2013-09-26 08:38:17 AM  

mesmer242: [www.elevenwarriors.com image 624x317]

/at least his sacrifice has warned others
//don't think she'll be winning over many strangers in the near future


No. This little stunt has ensured that she's destined to die alone in a room full of cats.
 
2013-09-26 08:38:38 AM  

Free Radical: /which is why he bailed on her


I think it's a case of the beer goggles coming off. She's cute but kind of thick and if the dude can't get past that, there's nothing to talk about.

He was a douche for standing her up and breaking it off via text, and she was a douche for overreacting.

I don't know how I made it through my dating years. Oh I remember. Drugs and alcohol. That helped a lot.
 
2013-09-26 08:38:53 AM  

kbronsito: DjangoStonereaver: EvilEgg: Guess she's not used to being the dumped. He was as nice about it as possible.

It was still gutless to dump her via a text, even if she may have gone a bit overboard in shaming him on
her blog.

they went on two dates. is that even a dump? It really seems more like him letting her know that he doesn't want to be in a relationship with her so he doesn't have to dump her in the near future. Does that really need to be done in person?


I got to get outta here, pronto. I got a stage five clinger. Stage five, virgin, clinger.
 
2013-09-26 08:39:30 AM  
The way I see it, a good way to break up is to send a message "Sorry, I have to break up, I'm into (insert the most depraved sexual act you can think of here), and I just don't think you'd like it"

Regardless of her/his response, either "You sick bastard,"  or "Well hello studmuffin!... ;) " you're a winnar

/unless of course she/he forwards the message to your mother.
 
2013-09-26 08:39:42 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Well good luck getting any more dates since everyone now knows how psycho you are. 20 hours together and he lets you know he doesn't want a relationship and your base at the start was a drunken romp yet somehow that justifies trying to ruin his life? Someone is a little bit on the nutter side.

I'd still pork it though

But I'd leave in the middle of the night and wipe my cawk on the curtains


Her house, not yours.  Don't let her know where you live.
 
2013-09-26 08:40:20 AM  

serial_crusher: what's going on with her right boob in that photo?


after some very casual analysis I've determined that she's reaching maximum density and in an apparent effort to obscure that fact she appears to use creative temporary body modifications to make her boobs appear more alluring.  I'm guessing duct tape... and she's trying to scoop the fat from her belly, sides, shoulders... possibly even her back and bunch it up into something that sometimes resembles boobies.  They don't look quite right a lot of the time which is probably why she preys on men wearing beer-goggles.
 
2013-09-26 08:40:37 AM  

mbillips: "painfully honest" (mean)


or brutally honest....either way it's a euphemism to say you're rude and have no regard for other people's feelings.
 
2013-09-26 08:40:48 AM  

tinderfitles: When the fark did "rando" become a thing?


Wise up grandpa, didn't you watch Buckwild on MTV?
 
2013-09-26 08:40:50 AM  

Texian: I blame Sex In The City.


This.

I dated Carrie. Not Seabiscuit, but a flouncy shoe obsessed heart-breaking cocktail bar infecting twunt.
 
2013-09-26 08:42:07 AM  

FarkinNortherner: [banter.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com image 291x381]

Still, at least she's got a lovely personality. Oh, wait...


www.examiner.com

"Men will actually begin desiring women who have great personalities. In
a related story, breasts will be renamed 'personalities.' "
 
2013-09-26 08:42:24 AM  

manimal2878: DjangoStonereaver: It was still gutless to dump her via a text, even if she may have gone a bit overboard in shaming him on
her blog.

No it's not.  Maybe in the early 2000s that would be true, before texting became as ubiquitous as it is now. People don't call each other to talk as much anymore, texting is how many people communicate.


To be fair, before this people wrote letters. I'd be doing that without technology.

/INFJ
 
2013-09-26 08:42:44 AM  
Medius:

You magnificent bastard, we salute you.

i1180.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-26 08:42:53 AM  

FinFangFark: jaylectricity: Wow...and to think what that girl I stopped answering the phone to after two dates thinks of me. I just saw her yesterday and she was icy.

I had a roomate in college that met a girl in class.  He claims they never banged.  But they "dated" for a couple of weeks.  One day I got home from work, and within a 6 hour period, she left 17 messages, on top of the other 5 hangups.

I told him I didnt want her crazy ass anywhere near my apartment.


I had one send anonymous threats with words cut and pasted from magazines like ransom notes. Three of them, each signed "The Caretaker".

/Were together about a month.
 
2013-09-26 08:43:01 AM  

Carn: IdBeCrazyIf: Well good luck getting any more dates since everyone now knows how psycho you are. 20 hours together and he lets you know he doesn't want a relationship and your base at the start was a drunken romp yet somehow that justifies trying to ruin his life? Someone is a little bit on the nutter side.

I'd still pork it though

But I'd leave in the middle of the night and wipe my cawk on the curtains

Her house, not yours.  Don't let her know where you live.


Well duh, I love my curtains and wouldn't want to stain them
 
2013-09-26 08:43:23 AM  
This she-creature is a very typical D.C. power-seeking courtier hoar slut biatch on a date with whom you're expected to bring your updated resume and most recent W-2 form(s). Merely presenting them with a (large) penis doesn't soothe these types and they are latently mentally ill.

You don't wanna go there, don't stick your dick, etc.
 
2013-09-26 08:43:24 AM  
thats-normal.com
Mewling Quin.
 
2013-09-26 08:44:19 AM  

Thunderpipes: I believe that is illegal by the way. Considering wire tapping. You do not have permission to record someone's communications without their consent, do you? And then intentionally trying to harm the person's career? Sue the wench.


A) Texts don't fall under wire-tapping laws, like emails, because they are already recorded as part of the process of existing.
B) Like almost every state except a couple, DC is a single-party consent state, meaning only one person taking part in a conversation has to consent for it to be legal.
 
2013-09-26 08:44:53 AM  
I kinda have chemistry with pretty much everyone, because I really like talking to people and winning over complete strangers.

Oh, god, it's THIS person.
 
2013-09-26 08:45:01 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: This she-creature is a very typical D.C. power-seeking courtier hoar slut biatch on a date with whom you're expected to bring your updated resume and most recent W-2 form(s). Merely presenting them with a (large) penis doesn't soothe these types and they are latently mentally ill.

You don't wanna go there, don't stick your dick, etc.


Well, looks like we found someone douchier than her. Congrats!
 
2013-09-26 08:45:21 AM  
what an unpleasant person she is. i've been broken up with via text and i somehow managed to not involve thousands of people in making fun of someone who chose to not want to date me anymore.
 
2013-09-26 08:45:47 AM  

kbronsito: DjangoStonereaver: EvilEgg: Guess she's not used to being the dumped. He was as nice about it as possible.

It was still gutless to dump her via a text, even if she may have gone a bit overboard in shaming him on
her blog.

they went on two dates. is that even a dump? It really seems more like him letting her know that he doesn't want to be in a relationship with her so he doesn't have to dump her in the near future. Does that really need to be done in person?


That's what I was thinking.  One date, I might not even respond to texts or calls.  2 and they might get a friendly, it was nice getting to know you but not interested.  I wouldn't consider it "breaking up" unless there was some MUTUAL understanding of a relationship.
 
2013-09-26 08:46:08 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Carn: IdBeCrazyIf: Well good luck getting any more dates since everyone now knows how psycho you are. 20 hours together and he lets you know he doesn't want a relationship and your base at the start was a drunken romp yet somehow that justifies trying to ruin his life? Someone is a little bit on the nutter side.

I'd still pork it though

But I'd leave in the middle of the night and wipe my cawk on the curtains

Her house, not yours.  Don't let her know where you live.

Well duh, I love my curtains and wouldn't want to stain them


Oh, right.  More coffee needed.
 
2013-09-26 08:46:11 AM  
"Cute girl is heading to the gym in 26 minutes."

Subby...why must you turn this place into a house of lies?
 
2013-09-26 08:46:16 AM  

gochuck: Independent of how crazy she is, she should at least know the numbers game in DC. Single, straight men are vastly outnumbered by women in DC. Beyond being crazy, she looks like going to the gym in 26 minutes, every 26 minutes couldn't hurt. She doesn't measure up against the competition. If she wants to have any chance of pulling off that amount of crazy, she's going to have to be hot enough to be considered hot outside of DC - Hollywood for ugly people.


"Hollywood for ugly people" is a clever way of describing DC; it would've been more clever if I hadn't heard it described that way on "Wait Wait ..." a week or two ago.
 
2013-09-26 08:46:44 AM  

jaylectricity: tinderfitles: When the fark did "rando" become a thing?

Wise up grandpa, didn't you watch Buckwild on MTV?


I used to be with it, but then they changed what *it* was. Now what I'm with isn't *it*, and what's *it* seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to you.
 
2013-09-26 08:48:40 AM  

tinderfitles: When the fark did "rando" become a thing?


Brawndo! It's got electrolytes!

mbillips: I bet her Craig's List ad says that she's "sassy" (a biatch), "painfully honest" (mean), and "a free spirit" (crazy), who "wants the best" (is a snob) and is "willing to go out and get it." (selfish and greedy).


She also enjoys, "The finer things in life."
I think I saw her profile on match dot com, the clearing house for broken souls.
 
2013-09-26 08:49:25 AM  

thegod082: gochuck: Independent of how crazy she is, she should at least know the numbers game in DC. Single, straight men are vastly outnumbered by women in DC. Beyond being crazy, she looks like going to the gym in 26 minutes, every 26 minutes couldn't hurt. She doesn't measure up against the competition. If she wants to have any chance of pulling off that amount of crazy, she's going to have to be hot enough to be considered hot outside of DC - Hollywood for ugly people.

"Hollywood for ugly people" is a clever way of describing DC; it would've been more clever if I hadn't heard it described that way on "Wait Wait ..." a week or two ago.


It's been known as hollywood for ugly people for years, nay, decades. Fairly common knowledge in DC.
 
2013-09-26 08:49:26 AM  

jaylectricity: Wow...and to think what that girl I stopped answering the phone to after two dates thinks of me. I just saw her yesterday and she was icy.


Ahh the icy stare...

... I briefly dated a girl in college. Worked in a book store and would frequently get a number on a slip of paper given to me.

One day girl gave me a slip of paper with "name, number, sociology major. Want to be a criminal investigator after college" written on it.

A little odd... but was not seeing anyone at time so figured why not?

We dated for while... I would call her... she would never call me... said that was the "mans job".. this was mid 90s not: 40s.

What bugged me was that she lived with parents with telephone area plus... calls were free for her to make via landline. I was across county line so cost me 20¢ plus per minute.

After couple first months started sugg she call me every once in a while... she finally agreed she would... told her I expected her to call next.

She never did... so I stopped calling her. Never dumped her... just stopped calling her. Figured after few weeks meant we were through... fine with me if she couldn't be bothered to call me.

About a month after our last date... girl came by mall where I was working... asked me out... was my lunch break so said "sure... wanna grab lunch now?"

As we were walking out store... who walked in?

Yeah... her... I felt the icy stare following me down the mall... it was some sort of death ray... only I didn't die.

Felt a little bad because I know that made me look the bad-guy... and I always tried to be respectful and not be the bad guy in a relationship.
 
2013-09-26 08:49:36 AM  
Ah, modern romance.  Let's see who gets to make who unavailable to whom, first.  And how.  And can post it on the internet first!  Methinks the lady doth protest too much.  Congratulations of having bought an apartment, though.  I've met more than a few women who couldn't WAIT to be disappointed by SOMETHING so they could have the most scintillating tale of woe for their BFFs.  I think both of these sponges should get out of the dating pool, tut suite.
 
2013-09-26 08:49:48 AM  

JohnCarter: She seems a little obsessed - with a drunk guy she has dinner with.  Maybe she was off her meds

Also

vudukungfu: Bullet. dodged.

So.Much.This

And as many have said, she has not been anywhere near a gym

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yeah, the area she's in has a lot of hot chicks. Without knowing what the guy looks like, he could have done much better. My guess is that *as she states* he was drunk when he met her. He probably thought he was talking to her friend.

Actually, the fact he has a kid around 9 and works in government in that area, randomly slept with some psycho and then broke up with her by text...I think I know the guy. I'll have to give him a call, but it wouldn't surprise me if I do.
 
2013-09-26 08:49:57 AM  
She sounds like the coontiest coont to have ever coonted.
 
2013-09-26 08:50:05 AM  

Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless


your insecurity is showing.

Nobody mentioned "all women" until your post. Everyone to your post said was referring to this ONE woman.

/or wait... are you her?
 
2013-09-26 08:50:32 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: I think I saw her profile on match dot com, the clearing house for broken souls.


www.oilogosphere.com
 
2013-09-26 08:50:33 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: She's never been to a gym.


Baby fat and matronly upper arms plus an ugly, ugly brain.
 
2013-09-26 08:50:41 AM  
She is kind of cute, but given that the guy is some "Rando" she met at a bar and only went out with twice, I don't see the farking problem. That's not breaking up. That's entirely deserving of a text ending. That's not a budding great relationship they are in, and can hardly even be considered dating yet.

So while the text breakup maybe wasn't the epitome of awesome on the guys part, she is a heinous coont for trying to get him fired.

/welcome to new feminism
//where destroying the penis havers is more important than things like, decency and self respect
 
2013-09-26 08:51:05 AM  

Fafai: FinFangFark: jaylectricity: Wow...and to think what that girl I stopped answering the phone to after two dates thinks of me. I just saw her yesterday and she was icy.

I had a roomate in college that met a girl in class.  He claims they never banged.  But they "dated" for a couple of weeks.  One day I got home from work, and within a 6 hour period, she left 17 messages, on top of the other 5 hangups.

I told him I didnt want her crazy ass anywhere near my apartment.

I had one send anonymous threats with words cut and pasted from magazines like ransom notes. Three of them, each signed "The Caretaker".

/Were together about a month.


Congratulations, you found the top tier of crazy--potential serial killers--in the wild! You'll probably forever be at risk of being murdered now.
 
2013-09-26 08:51:25 AM  

psilosybical: what an unpleasant person she is. i've been broken up with via text and i somehow managed to not involve thousands of people in making fun of someone who chose to not want to date me anymore.


What she's doing is very typical of crazy girls.  She wasn't the one to initiate said dumping, so she is playing it off that she never really saw this as a legitimate relationship.

Yet it scorned her.  She felt compelled to try to ruin this guy's work career, even though she only knew him for "a couple of hours".

Whatever, that biatch was packing her bag, having dreams of marrying the guy, having sweet psycho girl sex (mmmm...psycho girl sex is good though) and having him impregnate her so she would have him in a relationship lockdown.

Oh wait...no, she's got men beating down on her door, and she's such a social butterfly (those wings must be awfully strong to get her off the ground) that she doesn't need this guy.

It's funny because she's pretty much exposed her bunny boiling madness to the world.  The journal will probably be deleted by the end of the day.
 
2013-09-26 08:51:53 AM  

kbronsito: DjangoStonereaver: EvilEgg: Guess she's not used to being the dumped. He was as nice about it as possible.

It was still gutless to dump her via a text, even if she may have gone a bit overboard in shaming him on
her blog.

they went on two dates. is that even a dump? It really seems more like him letting her know that he doesn't want to be in a relationship with her so he doesn't have to dump her in the near future. Does that really need to be done in person?


Call me old fashioned, but I think so.  It shows basic respect for her as a person.
 
2013-09-26 08:52:02 AM  

tinderfitles: jaylectricity: tinderfitles: When the fark did "rando" become a thing?

Wise up grandpa, didn't you watch Buckwild on MTV?

I used to be with it, but then they changed what *it* was. Now what I'm with isn't *it*, and what's *it* seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to you.


I remember first hearing girls saying "random" 15 years ago in my early 20s.  I tried to argue that everything is technically random so using random doesn't really describe anything unusual.

Why yes, I did not get laid.
 
2013-09-26 08:52:10 AM  
One of the responses to her blog post:

When Quin Woodward Pu-an overweight, insecure barfly from Georgia with a penchant for Twinkies, daytime TV and visually challenged and desperate men-receives her acceptance to Weightwatchers Institute, she is forced to make a decision between giving up her 8-designer-cupcake-a-day, sloth-like ways and pursuing a more sanctimonious and less caloric intensive path. Type A Diabetes is the memoir of her transition from feeling-eater to outspoken advocate of puerile, self-obsessed blogging. Like many Asian-Americans, she butts heads with her first-generation Chinese father when she strays from his life plan for her to be a subservient, quiet and productive member of society. She is encouraged by her equally clueless friends-from a nearly aborted housewife, to a behemoth BFFL, to a middle-aged psychiatric patient boyfriend-to follow her chocolate-coated dreams of becoming a victim of a drug band message board.

Sums it up nicely.
 
2013-09-26 08:52:30 AM  

manimal2878: DjangoStonereaver: It was still gutless to dump her via a text, even if she may have gone a bit overboard in shaming him on
her blog.

No it's not.  Maybe in the early 2000s that would be true, before texting became as ubiquitous as it is now. People don't call each other to talk as much anymore, texting is how many people communicate.


Like I said above:  I guess I'm old fashioned that way.
 
2013-09-26 08:53:15 AM  

medius: [img.gawkerassets.com image 640x735]



"When Quin Woodward Pu-a straight-A Asian-American extrovert from Georgia with a penchant for vodka, designer shoes, and older men-receives her acceptance letter from Johns Hopkins Medical School, she is forced to make a decision between giving up her hard-partying, man-eating ways and continuing her fabulous VIP lifestyle and pursuing a more glitzy and glamorous career. Type A+ is the memoir of her transition from MCAT-teaching pre-med free clinic volunteer to directionless, yet fabulous and resourceful, freelance writer. Like many Asian-Americans, she butts heads with her first-generation Chinese father when she strays from his life plan for her to attend a top medical program. She is encouraged by her histrionic but loyal friends-from an undiagnosed alcoholic roommate, to a bohemian BFFL, to a middle-aged playboy dermatologist boyfriend -to follow her champagne-soaked dreams of becoming a journalist. "

26 of 32 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars I will be reviewing this in text format.
This is the BEST book about narcissistic personality disorder that I've ever read!!! I'm truly impressed by the amount of self-awareness you possess.


1.0 out of 5 stars Another Trite Attempt, May 8, 2012
By
I wish I could write more about this book, mainly in an attempt to help others avoid it all cost. But I learned long ago to save my breath when reviewing terrible "literature."

Please, do not read, purchase or allow any other close friends or family come into contact with this book. You will not live out the day.

1.0 out of 5 stars Could you be more full of yourself?, September 25, 2013
By
Travis Mac -
This review is from: Type A+ (Paperback)
Wow, absolutely terrible. Could this girl be more smitten with her mediocrity? "I'm 25 and own a condo!"... Yipee...

Read the preview and you'll see exactly why you shouldn't buy this book. If you have read the whole thing and rated it more than 1 star than you are either a family member of the author, or the author herself.

1.0 out of 5 stars Awful, September 25, 2013
By
Erik -
This review is from: Type A+ (Paperback)
This is not a book to be set aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.

That being said, it made a wonderful THUMP sound when it hit the back of the fireplace and into the fire.
 
2013-09-26 08:53:29 AM  

CleanAndPure: What bugged me was that she lived with parents with telephone area plus... calls were free for her to make via landline. I was across county line so cost me 20¢ plus per minute.


I stopped calling a girl once because dialing her number was a pain in the ass, too many 0's and 9's

/letsseehowbadidatemyselfthere
 
2013-09-26 08:54:21 AM  

tinderfitles: When the fark did "rando" become a thing?


Rando has been a thing ever since his battle with Eastman.
 
2013-09-26 08:54:52 AM  
the guy was polite in his text.  he could have said "look hon, I was drunk when I met and banged you in the bathroom at the club that night.  I had a good time, you swallowed like a champ, but on the second outing I realized you were a nutter and also a biatchunkier than I like my daytime companions (no fat chicks).  fark off".
 
2013-09-26 08:55:20 AM  

hasty ambush: she is forced to make a decision between giving up her hard-partying, man-eating ways


Is that why she's so tubby? She actually eats people?
 
2013-09-26 08:55:24 AM  

thegod082: gochuck: Independent of how crazy she is, she should at least know the numbers game in DC. Single, straight men are vastly outnumbered by women in DC. Beyond being crazy, she looks like going to the gym in 26 minutes, every 26 minutes couldn't hurt. She doesn't measure up against the competition. If she wants to have any chance of pulling off that amount of crazy, she's going to have to be hot enough to be considered hot outside of DC - Hollywood for ugly people.

"Hollywood for ugly people" is a clever way of describing DC; it would've been more clever if I hadn't heard it described that way on "Wait Wait ..." a week or two ago.


It could only be more clever if you heard decades ago when it was first coined.
 
2013-09-26 08:55:50 AM  
I love that the filter keeps stepping in to call her a biatch.
 
2013-09-26 08:55:54 AM  

orclover: Men always forget:  Hell hath no fury....

This one time I broke  up with a GF around 1992, cost me a leather jacket, my 3 favorite shirts and my only pair of glasses.  Then she banged my best friend.   I got off easy.


So, you were watching them bang then?  Hot.
 
2013-09-26 08:56:07 AM  
I kinda like her tits.
 
2013-09-26 08:56:49 AM  

manimal2878: DjangoStonereaver: It was still gutless to dump her via a text, even if she may have gone a bit overboard in shaming him on
her blog.

No it's not.  Maybe in the early 2000s that would be true, before texting became as ubiquitous as it is now. People don't call each other to talk as much anymore, texting is how many people communicate.


its this eras dear john letter, and why is it better to dump in person.. so a shouting and/or screaming match can be enjoyed. If they'd been together for years then yes.. 1 or 2 dates.. c u l8r
 
2013-09-26 08:57:43 AM  

hasty ambush: medius: [img.gawkerassets.com image 640x735]


I think this is my favorite:

a middle-aged playboy dermatologist
 
2013-09-26 08:57:48 AM  
a 26-year-old DC "memoirist" who runs a Beltway "events, society, and gossip" blog

:  /

:  \


Is that code for "some chick without a job who hangs out with people who do"?
 
2013-09-26 08:58:03 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: hasty ambush: she is forced to make a decision between giving up her hard-partying, man-eating ways

Is that why she's so tubby? She actually eats people?


She likely sticks to lobbyists is my guess, only thing that explains the weight gain is all the grease
 
2013-09-26 08:58:33 AM  

Son of Thunder: tinderfitles: When the fark did "rando" become a thing?

Rando has been a thing ever since his battle with Eastman.


wait a minute.  The Amazing Rando?  He would never date this chick.
 
2013-09-26 08:58:58 AM  
She must love that dress/shirt/whale cover thing.

lbbfinal.files.wordpress.com
quinwoodwardpudotcom.files.wordpress.com
lbbfinal.files.wordpress.com
www.washingtoncitypaper.com
/and what the hell is going on with her posse?
 
2013-09-26 09:00:50 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: manimal2878: DjangoStonereaver: It was still gutless to dump her via a text, even if she may have gone a bit overboard in shaming him on
her blog.

No it's not.  Maybe in the early 2000s that would be true, before texting became as ubiquitous as it is now. People don't call each other to talk as much anymore, texting is how many people communicate.

Like I said above:  I guess I'm old fashioned that way.


Nothing wrong with being old fashioned. There are certain advantages to it. For one thing, you wouldn't have to worry about this girl... because a) you wouldn't have broken up with her via text message and b) most old fashioned guys wouldn't date a girl who write books and blogs about all the guys they farked for a living in the first place.
 
2013-09-26 09:01:00 AM  

The Muthaship: Jim from Saint Paul: Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless

9/10.

Simple. Effective. Broad to the point where men will feel the need to clarify, when they shouldn;t have to since it's clear who they are biatching about.

Good stuff.

DAMMIT!!!!!


I wasn't even!

Read the SECOND post in the thread, thats what prompted me to post. Perhaps too swiftly.
 
2013-09-26 09:01:11 AM  

CJHardin: She must love that dress/shirt/whale cover thing.

[lbbfinal.files.wordpress.com image 850x566]
[quinwoodwardpudotcom.files.wordpress.com image 850x566]
[lbbfinal.files.wordpress.com image 850x566]
[www.washingtoncitypaper.com image 500x333]
/and what the hell is going on with her posse?


Be nice. It was the only dress that fit at Target.
 
2013-09-26 09:01:57 AM  

Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless


The key, I would think, is that it is a woman-hating thread and not a women-hating thread.  Haven't read the article, not sure if it's deserved, but you know Fark...
 
2013-09-26 09:02:04 AM  
Well at least she is completely stable......  lokis mentor, you beat me to the punch..

farm5.staticflickr.com
 
2013-09-26 09:02:12 AM  

CJHardin: and what the hell is going on with her posse?


There's a lot of pain and shame in those faces.
 
2013-09-26 09:02:43 AM  
While I think dumping by text the day before you agreed to go out with someone is pretty tacky....what she did outshone anyone in lack of class.

She sounds self-absorbed.
 
2013-09-26 09:02:46 AM  

CJHardin: She must love that dress/shirt/whale cover thing


What does she wear when that one's at the dry cleaners getting the jizz crusties hosed off it?
 
2013-09-26 09:03:07 AM  

CJHardin: She must love that dress/shirt/whale cover thing.

[lbbfinal.files.wordpress.com image 850x566]
[quinwoodwardpudotcom.files.wordpress.com image 850x566]
[lbbfinal.files.wordpress.com image 850x566]
[www.washingtoncitypaper.com image 500x333]
/and what the hell is going on with her posse?


eclectikrelaxation.com
 
2013-09-26 09:03:35 AM  
Well, sure.. not ALL men are useless.  That's some kind and and thoughtful consideration there, Lou.  *snort*
 
2013-09-26 09:03:38 AM  

Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless


This she-creature is a woman? Possibly.
But not really.
All this person represents is a subset of a subset of D.C.-style attention whores who are really not that uncommon there and the surrounding burbs.
They are odious people.

All women are not like this, though many are crazy or destined to become crazy.
I'm still hoping to find an exception to that generality.
 
2013-09-26 09:03:42 AM  
I just need to make sure she gets this through her thick skull:
Self-published is not published.
Self-published is not published.
Self-published is not published.

Also, calling yourself a "memoirist?" WTF is that all about? Anyone under the age of 50 should  be banned from writing a memoir. Anyone who dies before that age and can't write it on their own is out of luck and should settle for a cool biopic.

Now, from the Amazon.com listing:

"When Quin Woodward Pu-a straight-A Asian-American extrovert from Georgia with a penchant for vodka, designer shoes, and older men ..."

Asian Chelsea Lately

"-receives her acceptance letter from Johns Hopkins Medical School, she is forced to make a decision between giving up her hard-partying, man-eating ways and continuing her fabulous VIP lifestyle and pursuing a more glitzy and glamorous career. "

Failed humble-brag showcasing her myopic view of life and immaturity.

"Type A+ is the memoir of her transition from MCAT-teaching pre-med free clinic volunteer to directionless, yet fabulous and resourceful, freelance writer. "

The downward spiral into denial and deluded self-aggrandizing.

"Like many Asian-Americans, she butts heads with her first-generation Chinese father when she strays from his life plan for her to attend a top medical program. "

Requisite stereotypes

She is encouraged by her histrionic but loyal friends-from an undiagnosed alcoholic roommate, to a bohemian BFFL, to a middle-aged playboy dermatologist boyfriend -to follow her champagne-soaked dreams of becoming a journalist.

She is given bad advice from several other damaged personalities that claw at her to join them in their pit of self-destructive desperate-to-get-out-of-my-own-consciousness existence.

Thanks, I'll pass. Just like every other legitimate publishing house already has.
 
2013-09-26 09:03:55 AM  
There's no need to get upset at this little coont. She's single, and will remain so for quite a while. There will be several more of these "OMG how dare he! I'm such a catch WTF!!!" moments for her until she's just another 30 something semi-psychotic single spinster with 5 cats.
 
2013-09-26 09:04:06 AM  
I want to see an interview with the guy. I'm just going to assume this whole thing is fake and intended to get publicity for her terrible book until then. No one could be that self centered.
 
2013-09-26 09:04:08 AM  
She sounds bitter and fat
 
2013-09-26 09:04:26 AM  

Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless


So true, but it sure is fun to ridicule those who are.
 
2013-09-26 09:04:43 AM  

Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless


Whoaaaa, easy there ms. sensitivity, that woman was a coont.
 
2013-09-26 09:04:51 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: EvilEgg: Guess she's not used to being the dumped. He was as nice about it as possible.

It was still gutless to dump her via a text, even if she may have gone a bit overboard in shaming him on
her blog.


She did worse - she ratted out his personal phone use to his boss.  That's just vindictive on top of petty.
 
2013-09-26 09:05:12 AM  

CJHardin: She must love that dress/shirt/whale cover thing.


Also  her friend (not the duck faced one or the two marginally attractive ones, but the one with the crazy eyes) must really like those huge ugly-ass shiat-stomper boots.
 
2013-09-26 09:05:18 AM  

The Muthaship: CJHardin: and what the hell is going on with her posse?

There's a lot of pain and shame in those faces.


Where one man sees a wasteland, I see potential

Never underestimate the powers of persuasion over desperate women. In fact that right there is a case study in hitting on and banging the ugliest one in the group to get the best looking one to throw everything she has at you in bed.
 
2013-09-26 09:05:26 AM  
She sounds like the type that would walk by a construction site where someone was saying 'ho ho ho ho' to get someone to stop and think they were talking about her.

/actually happened.
//Which is hilarious.
 
2013-09-26 09:06:59 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: The Muthaship: CJHardin: and what the hell is going on with her posse?

There's a lot of pain and shame in those faces.

Where one man sees a wasteland, I see potential

Never underestimate the powers of persuasion over desperate women. In fact that right there is a case study in hitting on and banging the ugliest one in the group to get the best looking one to throw everything she has at you in bed.


Verily, you are the master.

I needed you for a wingman....25 years ago.
 
2013-09-26 09:07:03 AM  
The guy was perfectly fine doing what he did.  They only hung out a few times.

Upon hanging out with someone before you start dating them, you are perfectly justified to end things if you suspect the biatch is crazy, as she was.   To make things worse, she is a heifer.

There is nothing more awful than a fat girl with an attitude.
 
2013-09-26 09:07:07 AM  

Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless


This is a jerk-hating thread, and not gender exclusive. Hence the 26 minute quip in the headline. Rightfully observing that an individual woman is a b*tch is not the misogyny many thin-skinned people claim it to be.
 
2013-09-26 09:07:19 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: CJHardin: She must love that dress/shirt/whale cover thing

What does she wear when that one's at the dry cleaners getting the jizz crusties hosed off it?


Her other one that's red, she got a great deal on it from Dress Barn
 
2013-09-26 09:07:40 AM  

doloresonthedottedline: Fafai:

I had one send anonymous threats with words cut and pasted from magazines like ransom notes. Three of them, each signed "The Caretaker".

/Were together about a month.

Congratulations, you found the top tier of crazy--potential serial killers--in the wild! You'll probably forever be at risk of being murdered now.


If I'm going to die, I hope she feels the need to explain to me WHY in person first. It'll be nonsense of course, but seeing as she's that crazy, assuming I had my faculties intact I could probably talk her into a threesome with the wife before she gets all murdery.

/Bleh, she'd never go for that type.
//Maybe just me, then?
///If I don't, she'll kill us! I'm doing this for you!
 
2013-09-26 09:07:45 AM  

FinFangFark: It's funny because she's pretty much exposed her bunny boiling madness to the world.  The journal will probably be deleted by the end of the day.


sadly, i disagree. i don't think she's capable of acknowledging that while his behavior was uncouth, hers is outright shiatty.
 
2013-09-26 09:08:13 AM  
Little Black Blog is an events, society, and, most importantly, gossip blog that delights in Beltway picayune.

Founded in 2009, LBB is comprised of a team of DC's snarkiest writers, headed up by Editor-in-Chief Quin Woodward Pu. LBB covers philanthropy events and general goings-on in the District while providing a heavily editorialized social commentary.

LBB is for those who are proud to be informed, but enjoy being fashionable, social, and well-read. Though a blog, LBB is not any of the following: personal diary, open forum for bad poetry, area to learn cheat codes. Take that ish to yourbloghere.blogspot.com.


So few words, so many completely independent ways to hate every single one of them.
 
2013-09-26 09:08:17 AM  

medius: [img.gawkerassets.com image 640x735]


Oh man.. I hope you made that.  That could become a fark legend.

*wipes beer off screen*
 
2013-09-26 09:08:23 AM  

EvilEgg: Guess she's not used to being the dumped. He was as nice about it as possible.


kstreetmagazine.com

She's used to being dumped, pretty sure.
 
2013-09-26 09:08:51 AM  

Lady J: The Muthaship: Jim from Saint Paul: Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless

9/10.

Simple. Effective. Broad to the point where men will feel the need to clarify, when they shouldn;t have to since it's clear who they are biatching about.

Good stuff.

DAMMIT!!!!!

I wasn't even!

Read the SECOND post in the thread, thats what prompted me to post. Perhaps too swiftly.


I know the kind of thread you're talking about, but this wasn't a likely trigger for it (and they've become less common as fark has gotten older and/or more female). Regardless, if there was ever a risk for it, your post warded it off. Sorry you had to inflict some damage to your own rep for the inoculation to work.
 
2013-09-26 09:09:15 AM  

The Muthaship: Verily, you are the master.

I needed you for a wingman....25 years ago.


I've hung up my flight jacket for now, but eagerly wait for the chance to pass my knowledge onto my son in about 10 years.
 
2013-09-26 09:09:27 AM  
Ladies?  What you say.

"Well, I have two books out and my own condo and I get invited to ALL the important parties and my BFFs are eau, so, like the bestest people and they get to come with me to the most star studded soirees and of course, I'm working on my first novella and my blog is ..."

What we hear.

"Ew weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh  YOU ARE SO LUCKY I AM EVEN TALKING TO YOU! weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh weh"
 
2013-09-26 09:09:34 AM  

Carth: I want to see an interview with the guy. I'm just going to assume this whole thing is fake and intended to get publicity for her terrible book until then. No one could be that self centered.


I can tell you've never been to the bars in DC.  Visit Clarendon or Dupont or Adam's Morgan on a Saturday night.  People like this (men and women) are a dime a dozen.
 
2013-09-26 09:09:37 AM  

walkerhound: EvilEgg: Guess she's not used to being the dumped. He was as nice about it as possible.

[kstreetmagazine.com image 480x360]

She's used to being dumped, pretty sure.


She has a Dean Koontz book on her shelf displayed prominently. So not only is she a farking nutter, she has shiatty taste too.
 
2013-09-26 09:09:38 AM  

The Muthaship: serial_crusher: what's going on with her right boob in that photo?

I don't think her boobs like each other.


4.bp.blogspot.com
They look fine to me!
 
2013-09-26 09:09:48 AM  
img.fark.netlet's start.

Far left - absolute CRAZY.  Will chop your dick off for any imagined slight.
Second from left - ugly girl that paints her face on with a trowel to try and build a face that doesn't look like a mask stolen from on of the guys from Slipknot.  PLUSES  - No self esteem, will let you pee on her.
Center - our hero, classic stalker.  Nuttier than squirrel shiat.  Has false self esteem - that is, none, so pretends with great force and furious anger, but will allow you to shiat on her chest, has been involved in at least one corporate bukkake party when working as an escort.  No pluses - run.
Second from right - the only sane one, not ugly, not exactly pretty.  Hangs out with these girls because they do go to interesting places, will meet some guy in accounting and get pregnant and married in less than a year.  Will move to country and churn out kids, become a full time soccer mom.  Into light BDSM, but only in secret,  total sub.
Far Right - fat girl in hiding, completely insane.  On bi-polar medication.  Arrested once for stabbing a co-worker while working at Starbucks.  Will end up farking a politician and ruin a democrat's chances for re-election.
 
2013-09-26 09:10:28 AM  

walkerhound: EvilEgg: Guess she's not used to being the dumped. He was as nice about it as possible.

[kstreetmagazine.com image 480x360]

She's used to being dumped, pretty sure.


I wonder if her neck told her in person or just texted her that it was leaving.
 
2013-09-26 09:10:44 AM  
Wait.. her name is poo?

I sense issues.
 
2013-09-26 09:11:52 AM  
Wtf is up with her head?? If she some kinda Asian?
 
2013-09-26 09:12:20 AM  

Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless


Yeah singular.

This woman is being hated on and rightly so.
 
2013-09-26 09:13:19 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: CJHardin: She must love that dress/shirt/whale cover thing

What does she wear when that one's at the dry cleaners getting the jizz crusties hosed off it?


i476.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-26 09:13:37 AM  

Because People in power are Stupid: That's why it's always better to let them think that they are breaking it off with you.

In this case, simply tell her that you lost your job. You were downsized or whatever -- she'll go away.


The best way is to keep pressuring her for more/crazier sex. Either she goes along with it or she breaks up with you.

win/win
 
2013-09-26 09:13:46 AM  
I hope he at least gave her AIDS first.
 
2013-09-26 09:13:55 AM  

Carn: Carth: I want to see an interview with the guy. I'm just going to assume this whole thing is fake and intended to get publicity for her terrible book until then. No one could be that self centered.

I can tell you've never been to the bars in DC.  Visit Clarendon or Dupont or Adam's Morgan on a Saturday night.  People like this (men and women) are a dime a dozen.


I live near Dupot and Adam's Morgan. Thank you for affirming my decisions to not go out to the bars on weekends.
 
2013-09-26 09:14:55 AM  

WinoRhino: I just need to make sure she gets this through her thick skull:
Self-published is not published.
Self-published is not published.
Self-published is not published.


But it's on Amazon.com!  The Internet bookstore.  They don't let just anybody drive on the Information Super

CJHardin: She must love that dress/shirt/whale cover thing.

[lbbfinal.files.wordpress.com image 850x566]
[quinwoodwardpudotcom.files.wordpress.com image 850x566]
[lbbfinal.files.wordpress.com image 850x566]
[www.washingtoncitypaper.com image 500x333]
/and what the hell is going on with her posse?


eclectikrelaxation.com

The one wearing the boots in the first photo.  She'll burn your house down for not calling her the next day, but it might be worth it.
 
2013-09-26 09:15:42 AM  

JohnCarter: She seems a little obsessed - with a drunk guy she has dinner with.  Maybe she was off her meds

Also

vudukungfu: Bullet. dodged.

So.Much.This

And as many have said, she has not been anywhere near a gym

[quinwoodwardpudotcom.files.wordpress.com image 800x532]


But I'd bet $100 that she has a membership to one.
 
2013-09-26 09:15:45 AM  
She showed him her psycho and he bailed quietly, and she attacked him for it.
Where they're at, he can sue her for what she's doing.
 
2013-09-26 09:16:16 AM  

frepnog: Far left - absolute CRAZY. Will chop your dick off for any imagined slight Kimmy Gibbler.


FTFY, but probably didn't need to cross anything out...
 
2013-09-26 09:16:46 AM  

serial_crusher: WinoRhino: I just need to make sure she gets this through her thick skull:
Self-published is not published.
Self-published is not published.
Self-published is not published.

But it's on Amazon.com!  The Internet bookstore.  They don't let just anybody drive on the Information SuperCJHardin: She must love that dress/shirt/whale cover thing.

[lbbfinal.files.wordpress.com image 850x566]
[quinwoodwardpudotcom.files.wordpress.com image 850x566]
[lbbfinal.files.wordpress.com image 850x566]
[www.washingtoncitypaper.com image 500x333]
/and what the hell is going on with her posse?

[eclectikrelaxation.com image 400x294]

The one wearing the boots in the first photo.  She'll burn your house down for not calling her the next day, but it might be worth it.


Yeah but she cute...and I bet she shags like a minx.

If you're gonna stick your dick in the crazy...make sure she is at least hot.  This alleged dumped girl looks like E. Honda from Streetfighter.
 
2013-09-26 09:16:59 AM  
Gawker commenter relayed that her blog professes her admiration for Ted Cruz and for mocking Michelle Obama's weight and eating habits.

Add that to all of the other behavior, and I'm starting to think that she may not be a very nice person.
 
2013-09-26 09:17:34 AM  

The Muthaship: walkerhound: EvilEgg: Guess she's not used to being the dumped. He was as nice about it as possible.

[kstreetmagazine.com image 480x360]

She's used to being dumped, pretty sure.

I wonder if her neck told her in person or just texted her that it was leaving.


I showed this thread to my wife and when she saw the photos she laughed and started screaming, "OH NO! A CAMERA! POP THE KNEE! TURTLE-DOWN! HAND ON HIP TO CREATE ARTIFICIAL WAIST!"
 
2013-09-26 09:18:38 AM  
i42.tinypic.com
 
2013-09-26 09:19:01 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: She also enjoys, "The finer things in life."


I read that as finger...as in "she enjoys the finger things in where?"

/we all seem a little caffeine deficient this morning
 
2013-09-26 09:19:26 AM  

kbronsito: has anyone mentioned that her blog sucks.


It's blocked at my work. I got an error message saying it's "dangerous," which I see is probably true.
 
2013-09-26 09:19:48 AM  

25.media.tumblr.com

 
2013-09-26 09:19:59 AM  

CJHardin: with her posse?


she likes the finger things in there?
 
2013-09-26 09:20:31 AM  
1) Obviously we have a dumb insecure biatch situation here

2) I don't understand the headline. What's the whole gym in 26 minutes joke?
 
2013-09-26 09:20:50 AM  

Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless


No one said you were as a group, just that she is a person, but you're not helping...
 
2013-09-26 09:20:57 AM  

Carth: Carn: Carth: I want to see an interview with the guy. I'm just going to assume this whole thing is fake and intended to get publicity for her terrible book until then. No one could be that self centered.

I can tell you've never been to the bars in DC.  Visit Clarendon or Dupont or Adam's Morgan on a Saturday night.  People like this (men and women) are a dime a dozen.

I live near Dupot and Adam's Morgan. Thank you for affirming my decisions to not go out to the bars on weekends.


Yeah it's awful.  I don't go to either any more but even 8 or 9 years ago the only place I liked in Adam's Morgan was Asylum which is gone.  These days it's even more crowded with the added bonus of the occasional shooting when all the drunks pour out of the bars for pizza at closing time.

Clarendon actually is slightly better, only for the fact that there are more choices and a couple don't completely suck.  Clarendon ballroom, Clarendon Grill, Mr Days are still completely off limits *shudder*.  And of course Dr Dremo's is gone too but I never thought that place was as cool as anybody wanted it to be.

So yeah fark it.
 
2013-09-26 09:21:32 AM  

mesmer242: Lady J: The Muthaship: Jim from Saint Paul: Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless

9/10.

Simple. Effective. Broad to the point where men will feel the need to clarify, when they shouldn;t have to since it's clear who they are biatching about.

Good stuff.

DAMMIT!!!!!

I wasn't even!

Read the SECOND post in the thread, thats what prompted me to post. Perhaps too swiftly.

I know the kind of thread you're talking about, but this wasn't a likely trigger for it (and they've become less common as fark has gotten older and/or more female). Regardless, if there was ever a risk for it, your post warded it off. Sorry you had to inflict some damage to your own rep for the inoculation to work.


Rep... haha. Meh
 
2013-09-26 09:21:47 AM  

flup: 1) Obviously we have a dumb insecure biatch situation here

2) I don't understand the headline. What's the whole gym in 26 minutes joke?


longtime fat joke on Fark.
 
2013-09-26 09:22:09 AM  
frepnog:

Far left - absolute CRAZY.  Will chop your dick off for any imagined slight.
Second from left - ugly girl that paints her face on with a trowel to try and build a face that doesn't look like a mask stolen from on of the guys from Slipknot.  PLUSES  - No self esteem, will let you pee on her.
Center - our hero, classic stalker.  Nuttier than squirrel shiat.  Has false self esteem - that is, none, so pretends with great force and furious anger, but will allow you to shiat on her chest, has been involved in at least one corporate bukkake party when working as an escort.  No pluses - run.
Second from right - the only sane one, not ugly, not exactly pretty.  Hangs out with these girls because they do go to interesting places, will meet some guy in accounting and get pregnant and married in less than a year.  Will move to country and churn out kids, become a full time soccer mom.  Into light BDSM, but only in secret,  total sub.
Far Right - fat girl in hiding, completely insane.  On bi-polar medication.  Arrested once for stabbing a co-worker while working at Starbucks.  Will end up farking a politician and ruin a democrat's chances for re-election.


I thought about saying something about how we know that the one girl is a biatch... but we don't really know much about the rest and it's probably not cool to be hating on them... otherwise this does turn into a a women hating thread and not a woman hating thread.

But then I realized that in may of the pics Pu is standing in the center like she's like their "leader". That says something about this group. Also they all contribute to a gossip blog. Gossiping used to be considered as a negative trait. I still consider it to be negative, even if today many people seem like they don't. So I guess a good case could be made for hating on them too. Carry on...
 
2013-09-26 09:22:12 AM  

prjindigo: She showed him her psycho and he bailed quietly, and she attacked him for it.
Where they're at, he can sue her for what she's doing.


I think you're right. He got close enough to smell the crazy and pulled the rip cord.

If he is smart he will just walk away. You can't win with crazy even if crazy is wrong.


This is what it looked like when he sent the text:
awesomelyluvvie.com
 
2013-09-26 09:22:23 AM  
Another D.C. cum dumpster who doesn't know she's the commodity, not the shopper.
 
2013-09-26 09:22:23 AM  
She will not last long in DC with that tude.

She is one of those chicks that looks ok after a couple of drinks, sloppy drooly kisser, she takes you home and gives you some mediocre sex, and in the morning you hear her rumbling through your fridge for a tall boy of natty ice.

She comes in the room gives you less than stellar breakfast head, and throws her stubbly leg over yours and starts planing your life together.  In which you develop an exit strategy, which pisses her off.

She bangs everyone on the first date with the excuse"love at first sight, they are the one." and when the dude runs off because of the crazy meter needle breaking, it is never her fault.
 
2013-09-26 09:22:30 AM  

CJHardin: She must love that dress/shirt/whale cover thing.

[lbbfinal.files.wordpress.com image 850x566]
[quinwoodwardpudotcom.files.wordpress.com image 850x566]
[lbbfinal.files.wordpress.com image 850x566]
[www.washingtoncitypaper.com image 500x333]
/and what the hell is going on with her posse?


Ten bucks says she never heard henry rollins sing.
 
2013-09-26 09:23:37 AM  

wild9: Seems her response was a biatchildish.


lol, filter is appropriate here

/also agree, dude is lucky to have gotten away with his d*ck
//this girl sounds nucking futs
 
2013-09-26 09:23:42 AM  

theflatline: throws her stubbly leg over yours and starts planing your life together.


Literal out loud laughing....not even sure why.
 
2013-09-26 09:23:42 AM  
liam76:

Ten bucks says she never heard henry rollins sing.

No takers.
 
2013-09-26 09:24:05 AM  

Carn: Clarendon actually is slightly better, only for the fact that there are more choices and a couple don't completely suck. Clarendon ballroom, Clarendon Grill, Mr Days are still completely off limits *shudder*. And of course Dr Dremo's is gone too but I never thought that place was as cool as anybody wanted it to be.


Mr. Dude's was always the worst; if you went early to watch a game, you were generally fine, but like the lost boys trying to get home before sundown, if you didn't pay attention to the time, you were apt to be swallowed into the 9th level of hell that is their after-8 p.m. meat-market "club scene."
 
2013-09-26 09:24:16 AM  

theflatline: She will not last long in DC with that tude.

She is one of those chicks that looks ok after a couple of drinks, sloppy drooly kisser, she takes you home and gives you some mediocre sex, and in the morning you hear her rumbling through your fridge for a tall boy of natty ice.

She comes in the room gives you less than stellar breakfast head, and throws her stubbly leg over yours and starts planing your life together.  In which you develop an exit strategy, which pisses her off.

She bangs everyone on the first date with the excuse"love at first sight, they are the one." and when the dude runs off because of the crazy meter needle breaking, it is never her fault.


By George I think you got it.
 
2013-09-26 09:24:24 AM  

FinFangFark: flup: 1) Obviously we have a dumb insecure biatch situation here

2) I don't understand the headline. What's the whole gym in 26 minutes joke?

longtime fat joke on Fark.


You fail internet history
 
2013-09-26 09:24:54 AM  

Lady J: mesmer242: Lady J: The Muthaship: Jim from Saint Paul: Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless

9/10.

Simple. Effective. Broad to the point where men will feel the need to clarify, when they shouldn;t have to since it's clear who they are biatching about.

Good stuff.

DAMMIT!!!!!

I wasn't even!

Read the SECOND post in the thread, thats what prompted me to post. Perhaps too swiftly.

I know the kind of thread you're talking about, but this wasn't a likely trigger for it (and they've become less common as fark has gotten older and/or more female). Regardless, if there was ever a risk for it, your post warded it off. Sorry you had to inflict some damage to your own rep for the inoculation to work.

Rep... haha. Meh


BY the way, i was wrong

10/10 obviously. It's the only thing quoted like 15 times in the thread.

:)
 
2013-09-26 09:25:08 AM  

theflatline: She will not last long in DC with that tude.

She is one of those chicks that looks ok after a couple of drinks, sloppy drooly kisser, she takes you home and gives you some mediocre sex, and in the morning you hear her rumbling through your fridge for a tall boy of natty ice.

She comes in the room gives you less than stellar breakfast head, and throws her stubbly leg over yours and starts planing your life together.  In which you develop an exit strategy, which pisses her off.

She bangs everyone on the first date with the excuse"love at first sight, they are the one." and when the dude runs off because of the crazy meter needle breaking, it is never her fault.


I dont know if you're speaking from experience...but christ, I did get a college flashback after reading your post.  *shudders*

(yeah, I banged some hotties, but did have a couple of drunken trolls manage to hobble their way onto my dick)
 
2013-09-26 09:25:50 AM  
 
2013-09-26 09:26:18 AM  
In the real world Ms. Pu is currently 'Director of Public Relations'. A job title shared by my neighbour, who's also a vacuous, albeit puzzlingly affluent, farkwit.

frepnog: Second from right - the only sane one


Sadly not, she's Ms. Pu's co-conspirator on their abysmal blog.

/just LinkedIn stalked her not realising I was logged in
//scared now
 
2013-09-26 09:26:44 AM  

Carn: Son of Thunder: tinderfitles: When the fark did "rando" become a thing?

Rando has been a thing ever since his battle with Eastman.

wait a minute.  The Amazing Rando?  He would never date this chick.


Well that's the thing. SHE called him "some rando", so this explains why she was so upset. I certainly would feel awful if I had been rejected by the Amazing Rando.
 
2013-09-26 09:26:45 AM  
One of the commenters at the link summed it up best:

True Story:  She re-reads her book every year just to know herself that much better.
 
2013-09-26 09:27:08 AM  

WinoRhino: FinFangFark: longtime fat joke on Fark.

Not quite. Doesn't have to do with being fat...


Ohhhh yeah. Thanks.

short term memory issues.
 
2013-09-26 09:27:08 AM  
TFA: "He was ... annoyingly and sloppily drunk, which is why I offered my email address"

Sounds like she went fishing for blog material and found it.
Which makes me wonder why Gawker bothered to post some other gossip site's self-advertising.
Unless this is just the new style of "Elsewhere on the Web" content-farming...
 
2013-09-26 09:27:51 AM  

kronicfeld: Carn: Clarendon actually is slightly better, only for the fact that there are more choices and a couple don't completely suck. Clarendon ballroom, Clarendon Grill, Mr Days are still completely off limits *shudder*. And of course Dr Dremo's is gone too but I never thought that place was as cool as anybody wanted it to be.

Mr. Dude's was always the worst; if you went early to watch a game, you were generally fine, but like the lost boys trying to get home before sundown, if you didn't pay attention to the time, you were apt to be swallowed into the 9th level of hell that is their after-8 p.m. meat-market "club scene."


I hate it the most, with ballroom a close second.  One of my favorite nights ever we were going out and the girls in the group wanted to go to Mr. Days.  I protested as loudly as I could but I was saved by the bouncer would said I couldn't come in because I didn't have a collared shirt on (just a t shirt).  He was very polite and nice and explaining the rules and whatnot and I said "Dude, you had me at no collar".  Might have wound up at Mexicali Blues or shiatlows, can't remember.
 
2013-09-26 09:28:32 AM  

The Muthaship: theflatline: throws her stubbly leg over yours and starts planing your life together.

Literal out loud laughing....not even sure why.


Taken from my own personal experience with a hot italian, portuguese girl I dated. She was hot maybe 15 lbs overweight, hell of a lot fun, then we moved in together, she gained 25 more, and because she had dark skin you could not see her werewolf stubble, she did not shave much, and the less she shaved the more she wanted sex, especially when she had been swimming in vodka.

I literally could only bang her with a morning hard on after six shots of jaeger, and that was running into the run with a blind fold on and hitting from behind.

We broke up and you would of thought her world had ended.  And as soon as we break up, she hits the gym, gets all super hot, then hooks another schmo and she is pushing jabba proportions again.
 
2013-09-26 09:28:41 AM  

lindseyp: medius: [img.gawkerassets.com image 640x735]

Oh man.. I hope you made that.  That could become a fark legend.

*wipes beer off screen*


Wish I had.  Lifted it from the comments.

kbronsito: /and what the hell is going on with her posse?


hilobrow.com
 
2013-09-26 09:28:41 AM  
I pulled up over there and left a comment at her glob, er, blog.
http://littleblackblog.net/2013/09/24/im-26-whats-a-filter/#comment- 31 66
 
2013-09-26 09:29:32 AM  
On a somewhat related note, this older article:  http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/articles/2008/members-only/full/  was linked to on slate long form like a month ago. It's also about the DC dating scene, which makes me think that A) I'm glad I'm not single and living in DC and B) there's seriously something weird in the water there. Or the champagne. Whichever.
 
2013-09-26 09:29:34 AM  

FarkinNortherner: In the real world Ms. Pu is currently 'Director of Public Relations'. A job title shared by my neighbour, who's also a vacuous, albeit puzzlingly affluent, farkwit.

frepnog: Second from right - the only sane one

Sadly not, she's Ms. Pu's co-conspirator on their abysmal blog.

/just LinkedIn stalked her not realising I was logged in
//scared now


come on.  I doubt she has written more than a "to-do" list in years.  She is a hanger-on.
 
2013-09-26 09:31:59 AM  
Y'know, if this chick's so important, how come she's still using iOS6?  She didn't go out and get the gold iPhone 5S on release day?

/ or, a 5C in teal would match her only dress, I guess.
 
2013-09-26 09:32:26 AM  

Rapmaster2000: The Taylor Swift of literature.The Taylor Swift of literature.The Taylor Swift of literature.The Hitler of tolerance.


I lol'd
 
2013-09-26 09:32:30 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: I pulled up over there and left a comment at her glob, er, blog.
http://littleblackblog.net/2013/09/24/im-26-whats-a-filter/#comment- 31 66

That would be stooping to the wrong level, one that she seems to hover around comfortably


don't know if that was your post...but this made me laugh.
 
2013-09-26 09:33:31 AM  
Dating options for modern gals, Option A -

Knock some of the lard off your ass. Take the stick out of it. Talk about something besides yourself.

Option B -

Lower your expectations.  A lot.
 
2013-09-26 09:34:08 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Wtf is up with her head?? If she some kinda Asian?


She is the exception to the rule that Asian girls are pretty and feminine.

Actually, she might be quite attractive if she dropped 60lbs and worked out a little... maybe if she learned to not have that droopy-jaw smirk.

Still... personality of a rich guys daughter with no redeeming personality... and an over inflated self opinion will ruin her life for her.

Anyone want to bet daddy bought that condo for her that she is so proud of?

And both her dresses too!
 
2013-09-26 09:34:08 AM  
Um, "dating" for two weeks, it's perfectly acceptable to "break up" over text.  What a stupid farking coont.  It's not as if they were dating for months, where it wouldn't be acceptable.  I wonder why some coont at Gawker would even run this story.  I'd call her a coont to her face.  coont.
 
2013-09-26 09:35:33 AM  
Let this be a warning to Gym.
 
2013-09-26 09:35:42 AM  

frepnog: [img.fark.net image 850x566]let's start.

Far left - wants to be a Lobbyist but doesn't realize she's too scary looking even for that world.
Second from left - regularly loses all dignity in bars and wakes up next to obese campaign volunteers or interns that told her they were 'connected'.
Center - thinks the whole world loves her, delights in being thoroughly obnoxious while smiling through gritted teeth, has acute vaginitis.
Second from right - dazed from meds and perpetually drunk, no idea what is happening 99% of the time.
Far Right - was probably doing porn a couple of years ago, still has the warts.


That's all I see from here but the truth might just be half and half, somewhere between the two.
 
2013-09-26 09:35:53 AM  
I seriously have to book this photographer.

photos.nakevaphotography.com
I'm going to presume that the "photographer" in question is the ugliest friend who just got a new digital SLR. Some times there are just too many pixels.
 
2013-09-26 09:35:58 AM  
I am so glad I am married.

/correctly
 
2013-09-26 09:36:45 AM  

CleanAndPure: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Wtf is up with her head?? If she some kinda Asian?

She is the exception to the rule that Asian girls are pretty and feminine.

Actually, she might be quite attractive if she dropped 60lbs and worked out a little... maybe if she learned to not have that droopy-jaw smirk.

Still... personality of a rich guys daughter with no redeeming personality... and an over inflated self opinion will ruin her life for her.

Anyone want to bet daddy bought that condo for her that she is so proud of?

And both her dresses too!


Meh. I'm good at 30lbs dropped. Doesn;t need to be a rail.
 
2013-09-26 09:36:51 AM  
ecx.images-amazon.com

His book is getting bombed in the reviews.

/That there, is an asshole
 
2013-09-26 09:38:04 AM  

mbillips: He sexted her on his work Bberry? After coffee and one date? OK, she's a psycho, but he's an idiot

she's probably lying about the sexts.
 
2013-09-26 09:38:13 AM  

topcon: Um, "dating" for two weeks, it's perfectly acceptable to "break up" over text.  What a stupid farking coont.  It's not as if they were dating for months, where it wouldn't be acceptable.  I wonder why some coont at Gawker would even run this story.  I'd call her a coont to her face.  coont.


shiat man...two weeks...I just no call no show.  Still in that "meh, whatever" period at two weeks.

He probably was shiatfaced.  Hit her up via email...thinking he had a freebie lined up...eventually they went to dinner, and he saw her show down on 3 lobsters and 4 steaks (but to be honest, the lobsters at that restaurant were the six of matchbooks) and he decided to have a few shots after she made her carnal proposal of fornicating until his demise.

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

At which point he made vacation plans to ease his severe anxiety attack.  Once he knew he was out of her "Hulk Smash" range....he sent the text.
 
2013-09-26 09:38:34 AM  

frepnog: [img.fark.net image 850x566]let's start.

Far left - absolute CRAZY.  Will chop your dick off for any imagined slight.
Second from left - ugly girl that paints her face on with a trowel to try and build a face that doesn't look like a mask stolen from on of the guys from Slipknot.  PLUSES  - No self esteem, will let you pee on her.
Center - our hero, classic stalker.  Nuttier than squirrel shiat.  Has false self esteem - that is, none, so pretends with great force and furious anger, but will allow you to shiat on her chest, has been involved in at least one corporate bukkake party when working as an escort.  No pluses - run.
Second from right - the only sane one, not ugly, not exactly pretty.  Hangs out with these girls because they do go to interesting places, will meet some guy in accounting and get pregnant and married in less than a year.  Will move to country and churn out kids, become a full time soccer mom.  Into light BDSM, but only in secret,  total sub.
Far Right - fat girl in hiding, completely insane.  On bi-polar medication.  Arrested once for stabbing a co-worker while working at Starbucks.  Will end up farking a politician and ruin a democrat's chances for re-election.


That picture also makes it clear that our hero, without the benefit of dim lights and beer goggles, looks like the offspring of an unconvincing drag queen and the post-op transexual from Orange is the New Black.  Yikes.
 
2013-09-26 09:39:17 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: In fact that right there is a case study in hitting on and banging the ugliest one in the group to get the best looking one to throw everything she has at you in bed


Does that work in a group like this?  She's clearly their leader, so she'll be the one gunning for you if you bang the lowest tier.
I guess the hottest one in the group (that's not saying much though.  Crazy eyes and a chin like Bruce Campbell) could be the Starscream to her Megatron and try to compete for your attention as a power grab, but now you're playing a game of endurance.  Good luck on that.
 
2013-09-26 09:39:31 AM  

uber humper: His book is getting bombed in the reviews.

/That there, is an asshole


When you click "look inside," it just takes you to a video of a tumbleweed blowing across the opening to an infinitely dark abyss.
 
2013-09-26 09:39:51 AM  
Is it me or does anybody else think her voice probably sounds like Lumpy Space Princess from Adventure Time?
 
2013-09-26 09:40:13 AM  

Coolfusis: I don't think publishing your own book quite counts as "being published." You know, because the phrase implies that you were acted upon by a publishing company, not that you went on the internet and shiat out some terrible memoirs of your uninteresting life.

Also, sprinkling in random "big words" does not make you sound intelligent. It makes you sound like a dumb person with a thesaurus and an inflated view of herself.


According to the USPTO, anything that on the Internet is a "printed publication".

A reference is proven to be a "printed publication" "upon a satisfactory showing that such document has been disseminated or otherwise made available to the extent that persons interested and ordinarily skilled in the subject matter or art, exercising reasonable diligence, can locate it."

Thus, we're all published authors.
 
2013-09-26 09:41:14 AM  

uber humper: His book


She's a man?
 
2013-09-26 09:41:39 AM  

kronicfeld: uber humper: His book is getting bombed in the reviews.

/That there, is an asshole

When you click "look inside," it just takes you to a video of a tumbleweed blowing across the opening to an infinitely dark abyss.


You forgot to mention the sucking sound
 
2013-09-26 09:42:04 AM  
You can tell from her "I own a condo" line that she is one of those 20 somethings who's parents gave her the down payment for a condo and who's monthly support checks that they send her pays for the mortgage. I know and have known plenty of them. All think they are special and get mad at you when you point out to them that their parents are supporting them.

But with that said I bet she got so pissed at this guy because he was probably the first truly rich guy that she hooked up with in D.C, not somebody trying to look rich, and though she met the one who was going to take care of her. When he broke things off with her it ended her plans of being taken care of.
 
2013-09-26 09:42:08 AM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Lady J: mesmer242: Lady J: The Muthaship: Jim from Saint Paul: Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless

9/10.

Simple. Effective. Broad to the point where men will feel the need to clarify, when they shouldn;t have to since it's clear who they are biatching about.

Good stuff.

DAMMIT!!!!!

I wasn't even!

Read the SECOND post in the thread, thats what prompted me to post. Perhaps too swiftly.

I know the kind of thread you're talking about, but this wasn't a likely trigger for it (and they've become less common as fark has gotten older and/or more female). Regardless, if there was ever a risk for it, your post warded it off. Sorry you had to inflict some damage to your own rep for the inoculation to work.

Rep... haha. Meh

BY the way, i was wrong

10/10 obviously. It's the only thing quoted like 15 times in the thread.

:)


Score!
 
2013-09-26 09:42:11 AM  

uber humper: kronicfeld: uber humper: His book is getting bombed in the reviews.

/That there, is an asshole

When you click "look inside," it just takes you to a video of a tumbleweed blowing across the opening to an infinitely dark abyss.

You forgot to mention the sucking sound


My speakers were off for my own safety.
 
2013-09-26 09:42:37 AM  

s2s2s2: mbillips: He sexted her on his work Bberry? After coffee and one date? OK, she's a psycho, but he's an idiot she's probably lying about the sexts.


Ball gowns are the new wizard's hat and robe...
 
2013-09-26 09:42:50 AM  

s2s2s2: uber humper: His book

She's a man?


That's where the smart money is
 
2013-09-26 09:42:57 AM  
What's the faux pas in texting a gentle "thanks, but no"? They had one date.

/ I don't even have a phone that texts, a bit luddite that way
 
2013-09-26 09:43:18 AM  

serial_crusher: IdBeCrazyIf: In fact that right there is a case study in hitting on and banging the ugliest one in the group to get the best looking one to throw everything she has at you in bed

Does that work in a group like this?  She's clearly their leader, so she'll be the one gunning for you if you bang the lowest tier.
I guess the hottest one in the group (that's not saying much though.  Crazy eyes and a chin like Bruce Campbell) could be the Starscream to her Megatron and try to compete for your attention as a power grab, but now you're playing a game of endurance.  Good luck on that.


That's the awesome thing about this kind of group, the hottest one there is clearly not the leader which means it actually gives you even more power over the entire group as a whole. Yes it is endurance because you have to spurn the leader while you work your way through the group, but ultimately you will be rewarded as each successive conquest after the next will allow you to sink them even further into depravity.

Hell I'd even say that's threesome material group right there.

/lulz on the Starscream metaphor
 
2013-09-26 09:44:46 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-26 09:44:48 AM  
Well, her blog just got a few more hits so... mission accomplished, Gawker.

In other news, call her ass and tell her you don't want to continue the relationship, pansy.
 
2013-09-26 09:44:49 AM  
She's Hannah Horvath injected with Marnie's personality. But he thinks she's Samantha from Sex and the City.

/This post brought to you by an employed, straight male in his 30s.
 
2013-09-26 09:45:24 AM  

uber humper: That's where the smart money is


I just read on Fark that it's in the boxes of cookies at Walmart.
 
2013-09-26 09:47:32 AM  
Women never seem to be able to handle rejection very well. It always brings out the inner psycho.
 
2013-09-26 09:48:07 AM  
The rarest of birds, the Plump Asian Skank

images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-09-26 09:48:40 AM  

star_topology: Well, her blog just got a few more hits so... mission accomplished, Gawker.

In other news, call her ass and tell her you don't want to continue the relationship, pansy.


He doesn't want to give her the time to trace the call.
 
2013-09-26 09:48:59 AM  
I love this thread so much.
 
2013-09-26 09:50:07 AM  

crab66: [i.imgur.com image 850x566]


I lol'd
 
2013-09-26 09:50:33 AM  

crab66: [i.imgur.com image 850x566]


Looks like they watched Sex and the City a little too closely.  Those kind of broads were the easiest --- put on a suit and smoke a cigar and they'd flock around you.

/They're 25 year old cougars
 
2013-09-26 09:52:00 AM  
She's channeling Margaret Cho, too.
 
2013-09-26 09:52:45 AM  

LandOfChocolate: The rarest of birds, the

North American small breasted Plump Asian Skank

[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 720x540]


FTFY
 
2013-09-26 09:52:47 AM  
When I was in college I pledged a frat and within a few months I realized that was a huge mistake and transferred to another college.  The new college was on a different schedule so every once in a while I was able to drop back in for a visit, it didn't matter when, there was always a party.  At one of these visits I meet a girl that wouldn't leave my side, I get pretty drunk and say, okay why not. Back to her dorm we go, about 5am I have to piss and being a girls dorm I had to go to the lobby.  The lobby guard wouldn't allow me to go back up without an escort so I left.  I didn't catch the room number or her last name.

6 months pass before I'm able to visit again. Just so happens the Frat is having a blowout party with 400+ people attending.  In the middle of this crowd I'm suddenly surrounded by 5 girls I had never seen before, poking and pushing at me and wanting to know why I haven't called their friend.  Huh? Who's your friend?  The gang of girls parts to reveal a short, dumpy, plain jane with greasy hair, coke bottle glasses, sheepish look wearing an Amish styled frock.    Nope doesn't ring a bell, I say, "I have no idea who she is", which further enraged the group. I turned and fled from the angry mob and disappearing into the mass of people.  With some breathing room I was able to gather some memories and realize who that girl was.  Jeez what an asshole I was. That was my last visit back to the old University until my son started going there 30 years later.  I gave him some advice, "don't join a frat."
 
2013-09-26 09:53:12 AM  

frepnog: [img.fark.net image 850x566]let's start.

Far left - absolute CRAZY.  Will chop your dick off for any imagined slight.
Second from left - ugly girl that paints her face on with a trowel to try and build a face that doesn't look like a mask stolen from on of the guys from Slipknot.  PLUSES  - No self esteem, will let you pee on her.
Center - our hero, classic stalker.  Nuttier than squirrel shiat.  Has false self esteem - that is, none, so pretends with great force and furious anger, but will allow you to shiat on her chest, has been involved in at least one corporate bukkake party when working as an escort.  No pluses - run.
Second from right - the only sane one, not ugly, not exactly pretty.  Hangs out with these girls because they do go to interesting places, will meet some guy in accounting and get pregnant and married in less than a year.  Will move to country and churn out kids, become a full time soccer mom.  Into light BDSM, but only in secret,  total sub.
Far Right - fat girl in hiding, completely insane.  On bi-polar medication.  Arrested once for stabbing a co-worker while working at Starbucks.  Will end up farking a politician and ruin a democrat's chances for re-election.


This picture is the poster child for "hot" girls in DC. All the girls in DC are like 5/10, but since they're ALL 5/10, they all think they're 10/10.

They're all fat too.  Ugh.
 
2013-09-26 09:54:01 AM  
And if a guy did the same thing to a woman, he'd be misogynist
 
2013-09-26 09:54:13 AM  

uber humper: crab66: [i.imgur.com image 850x566]

Looks like they watched Sex and the City a little too closely.  Those kind of broads were the easiest --- put on a suit and smoke a cigar and they'd flock around you.

/They're 25 year old cougars


Twiddle a glass of single malt and they think your impressive.
Buy them one and they're yours.

Blech. Blech. Blech.
/Did the D.C. dating thing.
//Never again.
///Will never touch another woman who drinks whiskey.
//slashies
 
2013-09-26 09:56:12 AM  

CleanAndPure: Anyone want to bet daddy bought that condo for her that she is so proud of?


Back in the day, I went on a blind date with some woman who was in her early 20s and living in Boston. We met for dinner and I asked what she does for a living. She said she was a school teacher. We talked about careers and being out of college, and she kept going on about how it's awesome to have "finally made it", you know, "arrived in life." Later in the conversation it came up that she lives on Newbury Street (which, in Boston, is a very expensive area to live) and drove a BMW. On a school teacher's salary? Also mentioned was her family's house on Martha's Vineyard. So now I pretty much know that everything she has was given to her by her parents. Her attitude of being self-made was so off-putting.

topcon: Um, "dating" for two weeks, it's perfectly acceptable to "break up" over text.


Around the same time as the above story I went on one date with a woman who was roommates with my friend's girlfriend. No chemistry. A week later my friend and I were throwing a Halloween party at his place. Of course his GF was there, but she brought along her roommate without telling us. So I'm flirting with this other woman at the party, and the roommate girl comes up behind me, puts her arms around me and says "Surprise! I made it!" and I get the stink-eye from the girl I was hitting on. Roommate girl continues to cling on me for the rest of the party. She gets horrendously drunk. She wanders off and ends up laying down on my roommates bed. She starts puking, and someone comes up to me and says, "Your GF is asking for you. She wants to get some water." WTF?! So I bring her water, and she looks up at me with puke on her chin and says, "Some second date, huh?" I go find her roommate, tell her to take her home, and we pour her into the car. The next day she send me an email promising that our "third date" will go better. I wrote back and said I didn't think it had been a date, and honestly, I wasn't interested. I was absolutely BERRATED by the entire gaggle of her friends the next time I ran into them for "breaking up with her over email."
 
2013-09-26 09:56:48 AM  
"I'm better than you,"

By Miss Pu.

Except:

I was born in abject poverty in Cobb county Georgia. I remember looking forlornly at our 50ft outdoor swimming pool and being envious of the Wangs down the street with their indoor-heated pools. I knew then I wanted to rise above it. I couldn't see living in a 4000sq ft cottage for the rest of my life.

Daddy always said I was special and if I worked hard anything was possible. So I moved to DC to work hard on getting banged up by a senator. With a little down payment from Daddy my hard-work payed off and I found myself the owner of a condo. At just 25 I had my own place.

I couldn't find any senators that met my expectations, so one morning between twinkees I decided I didn't need a senator; I am special and better than everyone else. What I needed was a loser from a bar. Someone who would be privileged to date me.

I found a drunk loser... took him home, gave him bjs and let him stick it in my majestic arsehole.

He didn't say much... just groaned and said "oh yeah... that's good" but I knew it meant he loved me and I would give meaning to his life. We would be married before I turned a matronly 26. Little did I know he had a mental disorder that wouldnt allow him to see that I am a goddess and a perfect catch.
 
2013-09-26 09:57:57 AM  

mbillips: I bet her Craig's List ad says that she's "sassy" (a biatch), "painfully honest" (mean), and "a free spirit" (crazy), who "wants the best" (is a snob) and is "willing to go out and get it." (selfish and greedy).


THANK YOU!  Finally, a data dictionary of this shiate.
 
2013-09-26 09:58:05 AM  
No amount of hotness could make up for this level of crazy.
 
2013-09-26 09:59:19 AM  
just met he is not looking for a relationship and hopes she'll understand because she's "funny, smart" and "cool"; girl proceeds to ruin guy's life by forwarding private text messages he sent her to his bosses, said the website that makes its living posting inane bits of people's private lives.
 
2013-09-26 10:00:28 AM  

LandOfChocolate: The rarest of birds, the Plump Asian Skank

[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 720x540]


Hilarious
 
2013-09-26 10:00:40 AM  

Slaxl: I once broke up with a girl by text because I didn't quite think the relationship had reached any point of seriousness. I misjudged where she thought the relationship was. It was all shiat, I'm still surprised she even liked me, well she doesn't anymore. Still, it taught me a lesson, never assume stuff, and just break up in person. Though I still haven't learned where the best place to do it is. Everywhere is too public.


Never, ever break up in private. Ever. You do, and it's your word against his/hers - and guess who everyone will believe?
 
2013-09-26 10:00:50 AM  
She reminds me of my co-worker. Her last boyfriend left her by moving all of his stuff out of their place while she was at work and texting her that they were done. He then changed his number, stopped checking the e-mail she had, and abandoned his Facebook account. He basically went into witness protection.

Knowing her, it was the best way he could have handled it. He was right to be scared.
 
2013-09-26 10:02:09 AM  

theflatline: She comes in the room gives you less than stellar breakfast head, and throws her stubbly leg over yours and starts planing your life together.


Oh god, the stubbly leg...
 
2013-09-26 10:03:46 AM  

FinFangFark: flup: 1) Obviously we have a dumb insecure biatch situation here

2) I don't understand the headline. What's the whole gym in 26 minutes joke?

longtime fat joke on Fark.


No, it's not.
 
2013-09-26 10:05:24 AM  

serial_crusher: s2s2s2: mbillips: He sexted her on his work Bberry? After coffee and one date? OK, she's a psycho, but he's an idiot she's probably lying about the sexts.

Ball gowns are the new wizard's hat and robe...


So that's why I've been seeing them a lot at Target

/andthanksfortheTF!
 
2013-09-26 10:05:40 AM  
I'm sure this has been said, or perhaps I'm missing something...  But why is she so clearly upset over a guy whom she only went out with twice?  Maybe the guy should have broken up in person, but what the hell, she clearly took that insult and responded 3 or 4 levels above the original transgression.  I'm willing to bet she overreacts frequently.

I'm also pretty sure her little lesson and attempt to teach this guy to treat women better has totally backfired and he's probably laughing at all this.
 
2013-09-26 10:08:36 AM  
She looks fat.
 
2013-09-26 10:09:12 AM  
There's a reason there aren't many cum dumpster blogs dishing D.C. dirt.
Kissing and telling and not having the social intelligence to know why not will get you put outside the house there.
 
2013-09-26 10:09:18 AM  
She "likes" Sen. Ted Cruz on her Fb page. Proof that she's a twunt.
 
2013-09-26 10:10:05 AM  

Rapmaster2000: It reminds me of "I live in a Buckhead high-rise WITH a concierge".


It's douchey to use that as a status symbol but trust me, if you ever make the mistake of sticking your dick in crazy, a concierge is great to have. Most won't even have the nerve to come in the building and try to get past the doorman and the few who do, won't get anywhere near your door.

Prank Call of Cthulhu: I'm still trying to figure out the "as a 25 year old with a condo" comment. That makes you cool...why? Doesn't this just say to the world, "I hate renting, but I love sharing walls with complete strangers"?


It's a question of quality of construction and quality of neighbors. If you own in a quality building with logically thought out floor plans and good construction practices, you rarely hear the neighbors. If you're in a low end building made up of cheap sheetrock with bedrooms next to the neighbor's living room and half the units rented out to freshmen at the local community college, you're going to have a bad time.
 
2013-09-26 10:12:42 AM  
If your whole attitude is "OMG U can't HANDLE me!!1!!" - well, sure we can, ladies.  Maybe with a RACAL suit and some headache meds.  But why bother?  Emotional rabies isn't "passionate".  It's a nail in the foot of whoever is dating you.
 
2013-09-26 10:13:32 AM  

frepnog: [img.fark.net image 850x566]let's start.

Far left - absolute CRAZY.  Will chop your dick off for any imagined slight.
Second from left - ugly girl that paints her face on with a trowel to try and build a face that doesn't look like a mask stolen from on of the guys from Slipknot.  PLUSES  - No self esteem, will let you pee on her.
Center - our hero, classic stalker.  Nuttier than squirrel shiat.  Has false self esteem - that is, none, so pretends with great force and furious anger, but will allow you to shiat on her chest, has been involved in at least one corporate bukkake party when working as an escort.  No pluses - run.
Second from right - the only sane one, not ugly, not exactly pretty.  Hangs out with these girls because they do go to interesting places, will meet some guy in accounting and get pregnant and married in less than a year.  Will move to country and churn out kids, become a full time soccer mom.  Into light BDSM, but only in secret,  total sub.
Far Right - fat girl in hiding, completely insane.  On bi-polar medication.  Arrested once for stabbing a co-worker while working at Starbucks.  Will end up farking a politician and ruin a democrat's chances for re-election.


Your newsletter sir, I wish to subscribe.
 
2013-09-26 10:13:35 AM  

RedTank: I'm sure this has been said, or perhaps I'm missing something...  But why is she so clearly upset over a guy whom she only went out with twice?  Maybe the guy should have broken up in person, but what the hell, she clearly took that insult and responded 3 or 4 levels above the original transgression.  I'm willing to bet she overreacts frequently.

I'm also pretty sure her little lesson and attempt to teach this guy to treat women better has totally backfired and he's probably laughing at all this.


We can only assume that she was far more in to this dude than she wants anyone to know.  If that weren't the case, she wouldn't have put out so much energy to get back at him for the insult of how he dumped her.

Of course, now we all know that she was far more in to him than she wants anyone to know.  Clearly she is nowhere near as smart as she thinks she is.
 
2013-09-26 10:14:15 AM  
Christ, this chick sounds like an ex of mine.  This is exactly the type of person (not just woman) that I avoid.  Once this level of narcissism becomes evident, I steer clear, unless I have to deal with them in a professional manner.  And she needs to be dealt with in a professional manner.  Maybe a good psychologist or...

th01.deviantart.net
 
2013-09-26 10:14:55 AM  

RedTank: I'm sure this has been said, or perhaps I'm missing something...  But why is she so clearly upset over a guy whom she only went out with twice?


She's crazy. I can tell by the pixels, and I've dated a few crazy women in my day.
 
2013-09-26 10:15:18 AM  

EngineerAU: It's a question of quality of construction and quality of neighbors. If you own in a quality building with logically thought out floor plans and good construction practices, you rarely hear the neighbors.


I don't think I will ever shell out 200k for the privilege of sleeping in an apartment building,
 
2013-09-26 10:15:47 AM  

bunner: a 26-year-old DC "memoirist" who runs a Beltway "events, society, and gossip" blog

:  /

:  \

Is that code for "some chick daddy's unmarriable chubby little princess without a job who hangs out with people who do found her to be an easy conduit into daddy's wallet"?


Yep.  Spot on, bunner.
 
2013-09-26 10:16:18 AM  

Zombie Eater: Christ, this chick sounds like an ex of mine.  This is exactly the type of person (not just woman) that I avoid.  Once this level of narcissism becomes evident, I steer clear, unless I have to deal with them in a professional manner.  And she needs to be dealt with in a professional manner.  Maybe a good psychologist or...

[th01.deviantart.net image 300x396]


Good thing his rule was only no women no kids, now all you gotta do is come down to price and disposal
 
2013-09-26 10:16:48 AM  
If Martha Stewart were fat, Asian, and an successful loser with no sense of style.
 
2013-09-26 10:17:35 AM  

CleanAndPure: If Martha Stewart were fat, Asian, and an successful loser with no sense of style.


Damn it unsuccessful not successful.

Demand edit button!
 
2013-09-26 10:17:48 AM  
typeaplusdotcom.files.wordpress.com

Methinks the erase tool was used a bit liberally on the bottom halve of her person during the photoshopping.
 
2013-09-26 10:18:53 AM  

Slaxl: I once broke up with a girl by text because I didn't quite think the relationship had reached any point of seriousness. I misjudged where she thought the relationship was. It was all shiat, I'm still surprised she even liked me, well she doesn't anymore. Still, it taught me a lesson, never assume stuff, and just break up in person. Though I still haven't learned where the best place to do it is. Everywhere is too public.



Meh....I broke up with my ex (4 1/2 years) over the phone.
 
2013-09-26 10:20:21 AM  
There are two people in an argument out outsiders are never welcome.

Just because the guy is a jerk doesn't mean she has to
 
2013-09-26 10:20:32 AM  

orclover: Then she banged my best friend. I got off


I may have read that wrong.
 
2013-09-26 10:21:25 AM  

RedTank: I'm sure this has been said, or perhaps I'm missing something...  But why is she so clearly upset over a guy whom she only went out with twice?


She's not. She was utterly excited when she received it because she wants fame. She wants to be well-known. She wants to be the Asian Chelsea Lately, sans the minuscule amount of talent. The easiest way to do this without putting forth much effort is to act like an idiot and display this behavior to the internet in the hopes that something goes viral. Lucky for her, it did. Some guy says "Hey, it's not working, sorry, best of luck." She jumps on this opportunity and attempts to make it seem like he's a dirt bag and she's clever and witty with the way she handles it. She posts it on her blog and makes a huge deal of it so people will now know her. But instead of laughing with her, it backfires and the world is laughing at her.
 
2013-09-26 10:21:32 AM  
She really needs a better bra.
 
2013-09-26 10:23:25 AM  

sandi_fish: She really needs a better bra.


I don't think it will help. It would be like trying to put two big magnets together, there will always be some repulsion there.
 
2013-09-26 10:23:59 AM  

Target Builder: She's crazy. I can tell by the pixels, and I've dated a few crazy women in my day.


She is crazy by "normal" standards for sure...  Although I do think we're all crazy to some degree and we have to find crazy that mixes well.
 
2013-09-26 10:24:06 AM  
CJHardin: /and what the hell is going on with her posse?

If you squint, she kinda looks like Henry Rollins in that last one.
 
2013-09-26 10:24:43 AM  

Carousel Beast: Slaxl: I once broke up with a girl by text because I didn't quite think the relationship had reached any point of seriousness. I misjudged where she thought the relationship was. It was all shiat, I'm still surprised she even liked me, well she doesn't anymore. Still, it taught me a lesson, never assume stuff, and just break up in person. Though I still haven't learned where the best place to do it is. Everywhere is too public.

Never, ever break up in private. Ever. You do, and it's your word against his/hers - and guess who everyone will believe?


Are people you break up with routinely denying it happened?
 
2013-09-26 10:24:53 AM  

WinoRhino: RedTank: I'm sure this has been said, or perhaps I'm missing something...  But why is she so clearly upset over a guy whom she only went out with twice?

She's not. She was utterly excited when she received it because she wants fame. She wants to be well-known. She wants to be the Asian Chelsea Lately, sans the minuscule amount of talent. The easiest way to do this without putting forth much effort is to act like an idiot and display this behavior to the internet in the hopes that something goes viral. Lucky for her, it did. Some guy says "Hey, it's not working, sorry, best of luck." She jumps on this opportunity and attempts to make it seem like he's a dirt bag and she's clever and witty with the way she handles it. She posts it on her blog and makes a huge deal of it so people will now know her. But instead of laughing with her, it backfires and the world is laughing at her.


Yeah, just a brief scan of the comments, and she's getting slammed.   Fat jokes aside, people are pretty much calling her out the way Farkers are...daddy probably paid for the condo, below average looks and obviously below average talent.

Earlier I said the blog would be deleted, and someone said she wouldn't do that because it's about her ego.  Methinks she will due to the embarrassment that's going to pile on her from people she knows...and especially in the DC dating scene.  "Oh, you're that fat girl that thinks she hot, and calls dudes out.  HEY GUYS, C'MERE...IT'S THAT CRAZY FAT ASIAN BLOGGER!"
 
2013-09-26 10:25:26 AM  

WinoRhino: But instead of laughing with her, it backfires and the world is laughing at her.


I bet she's thinking, "You know what?  I'll take it!  No such thing as bad publicity!"
 
2013-09-26 10:26:49 AM  
Wow. A condo.
 
2013-09-26 10:26:57 AM  

CJHardin: Methinks the erase tool was used a bit liberally on the bottom halve of her person during the photoshopping


short stubby fat fingers.

ladies, you can't hide those hands.
 
2013-09-26 10:27:02 AM  

vudukungfu: Bullet. dodged.


This.
 
2013-09-26 10:27:11 AM  

EngineerAU: Rapmaster2000: It reminds me of "I live in a Buckhead high-rise WITH a concierge".

It's douchey to use that as a status symbol but trust me, if you ever make the mistake of sticking your dick in crazy, a concierge is great to have. Most won't even have the nerve to come in the building and try to get past the doorman and the few who do, won't get anywhere near your door.

Prank Call of Cthulhu: I'm still trying to figure out the "as a 25 year old with a condo" comment. That makes you cool...why? Doesn't this just say to the world, "I hate renting, but I love sharing walls with complete strangers"?

It's a question of quality of construction and quality of neighbors. If you own in a quality building with logically thought out floor plans and good construction practices, you rarely hear the neighbors. If you're in a low end building made up of cheap sheetrock with bedrooms next to the neighbor's living room and half the units rented out to freshmen at the local community college, you're going to have a bad time.


I used to live in downtown Jacksonville in a very nice building with swipe card security, and the great thing was it was located within a three block radius of about six bars and four night clubs.  So I could walk to them, and usually if I picked up, girls were always interested in seeing my building.

Twice I took home crazy.

1. Once a gorgeous 21 year old who woke me up at three in the morning saying he friend had been beat up by her coke dealer and we needed to go rescue her.
2. Drunk I met a good looking chubbo at the bar who would roll in twice a week for some loving, who after the third session admitted to me that she was married, but her and I should go on regular dates, like dinner, movies, hold hands etc.

The solution, "meet me out front while I get the car" but then I would go back to bed because the security doors would close, and they could not get back in.
 
2013-09-26 10:28:17 AM  

CleanAndPure: Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless

No... most girls are pretty great. Yeah we like to joke about them... but the psychos are in the minority.


This one in the article is a loon though.



ohwaityoureserious.jaypeegee
 
2013-09-26 10:29:16 AM  

WinoRhino: RedTank: I'm sure this has been said, or perhaps I'm missing something...  But why is she so clearly upset over a guy whom she only went out with twice?

She's not. She was utterly excited when she received it because she wants fame. She wants to be well-known. She wants to be the Asian Chelsea Lately, sans the minuscule amount of talent. The easiest way to do this without putting forth much effort is to act like an idiot and display this behavior to the internet in the hopes that something goes viral. Lucky for her, it did. Some guy says "Hey, it's not working, sorry, best of luck." She jumps on this opportunity and attempts to make it seem like he's a dirt bag and she's clever and witty with the way she handles it. She posts it on her blog and makes a huge deal of it so people will now know her. But instead of laughing with her, it backfires and the world is laughing at her.


The Asian Chelsea Handler is Margaret Cho.  There can only be one.
/And she sucks, too
 
2013-09-26 10:29:44 AM  
Quin Pu?
No, Yu Pu?
Not Yu Pu, Mi Pu?
Yu Pu?
No, Quin Pu!
 
2013-09-26 10:29:48 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: CleanAndPure: What bugged me was that she lived with parents with telephone area plus... calls were free for her to make via landline. I was across county line so cost me 20¢ plus per minute.

I stopped calling a girl once because dialing her number was a pain in the ass, too many 0's and 9's

/letsseehowbadidatemyselfthere


The worst was when your finger slipped out of the dial hole that final 0 (or 9, or 8) and then you had to quickly hang up before it connected and redial the entire number all over again.

/ geriatric fist bump!
// don't leave me hanging...
 
2013-09-26 10:30:09 AM  

theflatline: "meet me out front while I get the car" but then I would go back to bed because the security doors would close, and they could not get back in.


OUTSTANDING
 
2013-09-26 10:30:32 AM  

The Muthaship: No such thing as bad publicity!


With the possible exception of "everything happens for a reason," this is probably the single laziest, stupidest, most incorrect aphorism in the English language.
 
2013-09-26 10:30:33 AM  
She has fat arms and pancake titties.
 
2013-09-26 10:30:42 AM  

BalugaJoe: the guy is a jerk


Except he's not.  He was shiatfaced and hit on some chick who turned out to be crazier than a coconut.


People break up by changing facebook status these days. That's much worse than a polite and thoughtful text.
 
2013-09-26 10:31:15 AM  
I'm a little disappoint, Fark. There was plenty of crazy to make fun of here and some of you have slipped into the 'look at the fat whale' side of things. While it's prevalent in the world, it's rare we get the opportunity to work with this level of narcissism. There's always going to be a picture of some hulking mass we can all point at... let's give this girl attention where she deserves it the most; her winning personality.

memecrunch.com
 
2013-09-26 10:31:32 AM  

theflatline: Twice I took home crazy.

1. Once a gorgeous 21 year old who woke me up at three in the morning saying he friend had been beat up by her coke dealer and we needed to go rescue her.
2. Drunk I met a good looking chubbo at the bar who would roll in twice a week for some loving, who after the third session admitted to me that she was married, but her and I should go on regular dates, like dinner, movies, hold hands etc.

The solution, "meet me out front while I get the car" but then I would go back to bed because the security doors would close, and they could not get back in.



Hahahaha!  Awesome.

And I'm glad you weren't killed by a coke dealer or a jealous husband.
 
2013-09-26 10:31:39 AM  

FinFangFark: WinoRhino: RedTank: I'm sure this has been said, or perhaps I'm missing something...  But why is she so clearly upset over a guy whom she only went out with twice?

She's not. She was utterly excited when she received it because she wants fame. She wants to be well-known. She wants to be the Asian Chelsea Lately, sans the minuscule amount of talent. The easiest way to do this without putting forth much effort is to act like an idiot and display this behavior to the internet in the hopes that something goes viral. Lucky for her, it did. Some guy says "Hey, it's not working, sorry, best of luck." She jumps on this opportunity and attempts to make it seem like he's a dirt bag and she's clever and witty with the way she handles it. She posts it on her blog and makes a huge deal of it so people will now know her. But instead of laughing with her, it backfires and the world is laughing at her.

Yeah, just a brief scan of the comments, and she's getting slammed.   Fat jokes aside, people are pretty much calling her out the way Farkers are...daddy probably paid for the condo, below average looks and obviously below average talent.

Earlier I said the blog would be deleted, and someone said she wouldn't do that because it's about her ego.  Methinks she will due to the embarrassment that's going to pile on her from people she knows...and especially in the DC dating scene.  "Oh, you're that fat girl that thinks she hot, and calls dudes out.  HEY GUYS, C'MERE...IT'S THAT CRAZY FAT ASIAN BLOGGER!"


From what people say about D.C this shiat will spread like wild fire and she will be the butt of everybody's jokes and avoided by the weekend. People need to learn if you live in a close nit gossip filled community, you need to keep your personal business to yourself and not to associate with people that have no problem sharing their personal business with the world.
 
2013-09-26 10:32:00 AM  
Nothing like putting it all out there and getting rebuked. I kinda feel sorry for her. She is immature and self-centered to be sure, but that is almost a given in your early twenties. Now she will be permanently known as a twenty year old. No self-respecting man will ever date her more than a few times when discovering this gem. Her life is ruined before she really ever began it since she needlessly advertised her total lack of decorum. I will side with her just not grasping ramifications.
 
2013-09-26 10:32:08 AM  

bunner: EngineerAU: It's a question of quality of construction and quality of neighbors. If you own in a quality building with logically thought out floor plans and good construction practices, you rarely hear the neighbors.

I don't think I will ever shell out 200k for the privilege of sleeping in an apartment building,


If only they went so cheap here.  If you can afford twice that for 600sf by the time you're 25 (without, assuming, getting the money from your parents), then you can be a little smug.  Just a little.
 
2013-09-26 10:32:08 AM  

sigdiamond2000: The Muthaship: No such thing as bad publicity!

With the possible exception of "everything happens for a reason," this is probably the single laziest, stupidest, most incorrect aphorism in the English language.


And yet it's still way closer to right than it should be.

I'm hoping it doesn't turn out to be for this chick.  This is all the exposure to her I'll ever need.
 
2013-09-26 10:32:44 AM  

WinoRhino: She wants to be the Asian Chelsea Lately


Well, then, I guess she'll have to bang the Asian Fifty Cent. Which, as far as I can figure, would be this guy.

cdn.popdust.com
 
2013-09-26 10:33:12 AM  

frepnog: CJHardin: Methinks the erase tool was used a bit liberally on the bottom halve of her person during the photoshopping

short stubby fat fingers.
ladies, you can't hide those hands.


Whoa.  Did not notice that.  Good catch.
 
2013-09-26 10:34:06 AM  

Literally Addicted: bunner: EngineerAU: It's a question of quality of construction and quality of neighbors. If you own in a quality building with logically thought out floor plans and good construction practices, you rarely hear the neighbors.

I don't think I will ever shell out 200k for the privilege of sleeping in an apartment building,

If only they went so cheap here.  If you can afford twice that for 600sf by the time you're 25 (without, assuming, getting the money from your parents), then you can be a little smug.  Just a little.


Not really.  Mortgages are anchors.  At that age, especially, stay the hell away from debt -- it's a dream killer only a baby can top.
 
2013-09-26 10:34:42 AM  

manimal2878: DjangoStonereaver: It was still gutless to dump her via a text, even if she may have gone a bit overboard in shaming him on
her blog.

No it's not.  Maybe in the early 2000s that would be true, before texting became as ubiquitous as it is now. People don't call each other to talk as much anymore, texting is how many people communicate.


If you can't mandate that a guy has to break up in person, how is one supposed to effectively use crying as a manipulation tactic?
 
2013-09-26 10:34:52 AM  

frepnog: theflatline: "meet me out front while I get the car" but then I would go back to bed because the security doors would close, and they could not get back in.

OUT STANDING


and waiting...

/....still waiting, you bastard
 
2013-09-26 10:35:03 AM  

WinoRhino: RedTank: I'm sure this has been said, or perhaps I'm missing something...  But why is she so clearly upset over a guy whom she only went out with twice?

She's not. She was utterly excited when she received it because she wants fame. She wants to be well-known. She wants to be the Asian Chelsea Lately, sans the minuscule amount of talent. The easiest way to do this without putting forth much effort is to act like an idiot and display this behavior to the internet in the hopes that something goes viral. Lucky for her, it did. Some guy says "Hey, it's not working, sorry, best of luck." She jumps on this opportunity and attempts to make it seem like he's a dirt bag and she's clever and witty with the way she handles it. She posts it on her blog and makes a huge deal of it so people will now know her. But instead of laughing with her, it backfires and the world is laughing at her.


Well, we all need our dreams don't we?

I didn't consider the attention whore aspect of this in relation to her blog...  I'm sure that's an aspect in this for sure now that you mention it.
 
2013-09-26 10:35:36 AM  
It's not news, its Fark.

Wait, it doesn't say that anymore!

Text message breakup: definitely not the best route, but.... after two dates it isn't really punishable by public shaming. A private matter to sort out.

farking with someone's reputation, job, and shaming them on the internet? After two dates? Uncalled for. Unless, of course, you have a book you're trying to sell!
 
2013-09-26 10:36:41 AM  
Oh man - and sorry for the threadjack here - that article someone posted about "Late Night Shots" and the elite, rapist DC douchebag crowd is great. And the comments are gold.
 
2013-09-26 10:37:05 AM  
From what people say about D.C this shiat will spread like wild fire and she will be the butt of everybody's jokes and avoided by the weekend. People need to learn if you live in a close nit gossip filled community, you need to keep your personal business to yourself and not to associate with people that have no problem sharing their personal business with the world.

Someone earlier called her a cum dumpster...and she probably is.  Her overvalued narcissism notwithstanding, she's popular in the bar because at 2am, she's a stone cold lock of the week.  Yeah, she really should have kept her mouth shut....but the cray cray just took over.

I really think she probably thought this was the guy of her dreams....had money, a daughter so she immediately would become the cool fun step mom and could maintain her faux exciting lifestyle with a guy she finally-------------------------------CRASH------------------nope, sorry Pu.

Gawker got a hold of it, and now everyone in DC will know she's "that girl".  I know there are so many scams on the internet these days, and there is that pervading feeling of any publicity is good pub...but I don't think in this situation it is.
 
2013-09-26 10:37:26 AM  
I like how you can write your memoir at 25, and call someone else self-aggrandizing.
 
2013-09-26 10:38:41 AM  
You gotta love the age of the internet. Now, it is easy to find an outlet to broadcast to the world what a shallow narcissist you are. Before, you had to run for office or something.
 
2013-09-26 10:39:27 AM  

Pope Larry II: vudukungfu: Bullet. dodged.

This!


A thousand times, this.  Imagine if she had somehow managed to hide her inner mega-biatch from him long enough that he was stupid enough to move in with her or something ... I hope her future dates get a chance to look at this before they get too far in.  Can't imagine how she'd treat an actual boyfriend.
 
2013-09-26 10:40:55 AM  

The Muthaship: sigdiamond2000: The Muthaship: No such thing as bad publicity!

With the possible exception of "everything happens for a reason," this is probably the single laziest, stupidest, most incorrect aphorism in the English language.

And yet it's still way closer to right than it should be.

I'm hoping it doesn't turn out to be for this chick.  This is all the exposure to her I'll ever need.


Probably
 
2013-09-26 10:40:59 AM  

DirkTheDaring: I like how you can write your memoir at 25, and call someone else self-aggrandizing.


Fark off...I wrote mine at 17.
 
2013-09-26 10:41:25 AM  

Iduber humper: Literally Addicted: bunner: EngineerAU: It's a question of quality of construction and quality of neighbors. If you own in a quality building with logically thought out floor plans and good construction practices, you rarely hear the neighbors.

I don't think I will ever shell out 200k for the privilege of sleeping in an apartment building,

If only they went so cheap here.  If you can afford twice that for 600sf by the time you're 25 (without, assuming, getting the money from your parents), then you can be a little smug.  Just a little.

Not really.  Mortgages are anchors.  At that age, especially, stay the hell away from debt -- it's a dream killer only a baby can top.


Then there are the maintenance fees...add another $800-1200 per month.  And property taxes...and insurance...it's a money pit.

It'll be real interesting when the condo values in Toronto drop in a few years (and I know they will).  Watch all the smug young yuppies freak out then.
 
2013-09-26 10:41:41 AM  

threedingers: The worst was when your finger slipped out of the dial hole that final 0 (or 9, or 8) and then you had to quickly hang up before it connected and redial the entire number all over again.

/ geriatric fist bump!
// don't leave me hanging...


I hated when that shiat happened, or when you didn't pull the dial far enough when you think you did

medius: frepnog: theflatline: "meet me out front while I get the car" but then I would go back to bed because the security doors would close, and they could not get back in.

OUT STANDING

and waiting...

/....still waiting, you bastard


I'm picturing a fat girl sitting there like Huell
 
2013-09-26 10:41:45 AM  

FinFangFark: DirkTheDaring: I like how you can write your memoir at 25, and call someone else self-aggrandizing.

Fark off...I wrote mine at 17.


Chapter 7 was about learning to tie your shoes?
 
2013-09-26 10:41:58 AM  

The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: You gotta love the age of the internet. Now, it is easy to find an outlet to broadcast to the world what a shallow narcissist you are. Before, you had to run for office or something.


I bet her follow up on her blog is going to be about how all of the misogynist on the internet destroyed her life and ruined her chances for true love in D.C. But fark the haters, she owns a condo!
 
2013-09-26 10:42:12 AM  
I always figured the preferred breakup method after two dates is just not calling them anymore.  I mean that's taking it a little to the extreme though, since there is no such thing as a breakup after only two dates.
 
2013-09-26 10:43:04 AM  

FrancoFile: FinFangFark: DirkTheDaring: I like how you can write your memoir at 25, and call someone else self-aggrandizing.

Fark off...I wrote mine at 17.

Chapter 7 was about learning to tie your shoes?


That's chapter 3.  By chapter 7 I always owned a condo.
 
2013-09-26 10:43:52 AM  
I'm thinking the attention on Romeo Rose has lessened today.  He should thank/date her.
 
2013-09-26 10:44:26 AM  

FinFangFark: DirkTheDaring: I like how you can write your memoir at 25, and call someone else self-aggrandizing.

Fark off...I wrote mine at 17.


Started mine when I was 5. Finished when I was 7. Took me that long because I was only allowed an hour on the computer each night as a kid.

Chapter 7 is about my resentment of that fact.
 
2013-09-26 10:44:38 AM  
Daddy issues. A lot.

I read the books' excerpts on amazon and it comes out as:
- crazy (he sounds like it) Chinese dad projecting ambition and perfectionist values on the kids
- she gets to med school but cannot stand those vulgar, mundane patients, the pus and all but she dreams of champagne-soaked nights in the capital by becoming a journalist (more like a Sex and the City projection but that's my opinion)
- drops everything and goes to washington

now I'd just like to know how anyone suffering from such delusions while being barely able to spew two mediocre pieces for polichicks.com four years ago can actually make it. Also, having two self-published books on amazon isn't an achievement.

Sounds like she's pulling an Alyssa Bereznak and that all that flak will end up being beneficial for her.

/I just to a look at her twitter account, for someone with her pretentions, she sounds a lot like a funded party-crasher more than anything else
 
2013-09-26 10:44:49 AM  
I think he was trying to put it nicely.  What he probably was really thinking when he said "I'm no looking for a relationship" (which rarely means just that when someone says it because if Heidi Klum came along, they'd all of a sudden be open to the concept) was "I woke up and realized you're a fat psycho, and I need to run, but I better put this delicately, unless I want a boiled rabbit in my kitchen when I come home".
 
2013-09-26 10:45:00 AM  

DirkTheDaring: I like how you can write your memoir at 25, and call someone else self-aggrandizing.


SHE SAYS IT WHILE POINTING OUT HOW ACCOMPLISHED SHE IS! It is like she has NO SENSE OF AWARENESS!
 
2013-09-26 10:45:59 AM  
img.fark.net
And, for the first time since he could remember, Henry Rollins missed Greg Ginn.
 
2013-09-26 10:46:17 AM  

Infobahn: I'm thinking the attention on Romeo Rose has lessened today.  He should thank/date her.


realty show gold!
 
2013-09-26 10:47:01 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: Call me old fashioned, but I think so.  It shows basic respect for her as a person.


So under the "old fashioned" rules, I'm obligated to call a woman to tell her I don't want a third date with her. So what if I call her and ask her out on a third date, but she's not interested. Is she then obligated to return my call and tell me she's not interested? Because that doesn't happen in the modern world. I'll call for a third date and generally a woman will just ignore the call and never call back. Every once in a while I'll get a "thanks but no thanks" text.

I used to err on the side of "old fashioned" and call instead of text, return calls even if it meant an awkward conversation, etc. Then I realized that women don't play by those rules. Just not calling someone seems to be the preferred way to signal you don't want to see them again (at least after only a couple of dates).
 
2013-09-26 10:49:41 AM  

Bacontastesgood: I kinda have chemistry with pretty much everyone, because I really like talking to people and winning over complete strangers.


In other words, "needy"?
 
2013-09-26 10:49:54 AM  

spiderpaz: I think he was trying to put it nicely.  What he probably was really thinking when he said "I'm no looking for a relationship" (which rarely means just that when someone says it because if Heidi Klum came along, they'd all of a sudden be open to the concept) was "I woke up and realized you're a fat psycho, and I need to run, but I better put this delicately, unless I want a boiled rabbit in my kitchen when I come home".


i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-26 10:50:08 AM  

CJHardin: She must love that dress/shirt/whale cover thing.

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/and what the hell is going on with her posse?


For fark's sake, Rollins.  GAH.  All the biatches, man.

In other news, this is why you keep dicks, tits and other proclivities off the damn telephone.  You never know where that shiat will end up.
 
2013-09-26 10:50:19 AM  

Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless


Who stated that all women are biatches and why is this a thread about hating women? Sounds like you got some sand in your vagina.
 
2013-09-26 10:50:48 AM  

tinderfitles: jaylectricity: tinderfitles: When the fark did "rando" become a thing?

Wise up grandpa, didn't you watch Buckwild on MTV?

I used to be with it, but then they changed what *it* was. Now what I'm with isn't *it*, and what's *it* seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to you.


confessionsofanobsessiverunner.files.wordpress.com

Well, at one time, you've got it, and then you lose it, and it's gone forever.
 
2013-09-26 10:51:15 AM  

Literally Addicted: Iduber humper: Literally Addicted: bunner: EngineerAU: It's a question of quality of construction and quality of neighbors. If you own in a quality building with logically thought out floor plans and good construction practices, you rarely hear the neighbors.

I don't think I will ever shell out 200k for the privilege of sleeping in an apartment building,

If only they went so cheap here.  If you can afford twice that for 600sf by the time you're 25 (without, assuming, getting the money from your parents), then you can be a little smug.  Just a little.

Not really.  Mortgages are anchors.  At that age, especially, stay the hell away from debt -- it's a dream killer only a baby can top.

Then there are the maintenance fees...add another $800-1200 per month.  And property taxes...and insurance...it's a money pit.

It'll be real interesting when the condo values in Toronto drop in a few years (and I know they will).  Watch all the smug young yuppies freak out then.


I've never let smug bother me because I know they're dumbasses. Character defect. Not that I'm against striving for accomplishment; to compete against your peers for material goods is foolish.

Expensive car + expensive mortgage = ball and chain. Loss of freedom for an image.

/if you want image, workout.  Good shape and an interesting life trump all the material BS.
 
2013-09-26 10:51:51 AM  
img.fark.net

                Maybe.                         Sure.                            Probably.                 Maybe.               Like a screen door in a hurricane.
 
2013-09-26 10:52:13 AM  
It is the white male patriarchy putting his foot down on the back of the half chinee little girl from Atlanta.

I bet the guy woke up and saw a pair of inverted nipples on those hairy hangers, threw up a little in his mouth, and immediately joined AA.

quinwoodwardpudotcom.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-26 10:52:50 AM  
by: "you are a funny, smart, cool girl!  Good luck."
he meant: "Now that i'm sober you are too fat and ugly.  Good luck."
 
2013-09-26 10:53:35 AM  

FinFangFark: Fark off...I wrote mine at 17.


Unless your name is Johnny Gunther or Michael Oher, odds are there's nothing that's happened by age 17 that warrants a biography or memoir.
 
2013-09-26 10:54:51 AM  

El_Smack: [img.fark.net image 850x566]


We all want to be BRIDEZILLAS
 
2013-09-26 10:54:53 AM  

CJHardin: She must love that dress/shirt/whale cover thing.
/and what the hell is going on with her posse?

frepnog: [img.fark.net image 850x566]let's start.

crab66: [i.imgur.com image 850x566]


PSA: All females, even rich young glam girls, have yukky knees.
To hide the yuck, always wear pantyhose with semi-formal attire.
Choose thigh-highs or crotchless if your plans include public bathroom sex.

//I promise I will wear my pantyhose from now on.

///Gawd that's nasty. Only far-right girl has got it together.
 
2013-09-26 10:55:28 AM  

Literally Addicted: If you can afford twice that for 600sf by the time you're 25 (without, assuming, getting the money from your parents), then you can be a little smug.  Just a little.


If you can afford that and you actually waste that much money on an apartment, you're probably an idiot.
 
2013-09-26 10:55:30 AM  

El_Smack: [img.fark.net image 850x566]

                Maybe.                         Sure.                            Probably.                 Maybe.               Like a screen door in a hurricane.


Looks like a transformer Chorus Line.
 
2013-09-26 10:55:30 AM  
crab66

Aarg! That'll replace the white whale in my nightmare.

/not gonna look up the exact quote.
 
2013-09-26 10:55:31 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: This she-creature is a very typical D.C. power-seeking courtier hoar slut biatch on a date with whom you're expected to bring your updated resume and most recent W-2 form(s). Merely presenting them with a (large) penis doesn't soothe these types and they are latently mentally ill.

You don't wanna go there, don't stick your dick, etc.


This so much. I had a cousin that got a job as a White House intern (funny thing she kinda looked like Lewinski) and I worked at a lot of clubs, concerts and events and every now and then she would come out with me. Now she wasnt bad but the friends she brought with her were like you just described. They were all going to be in the house, senate, head of a department or president and the bugs up their asses had a bug up their ass.
 
2013-09-26 10:55:44 AM  

DemDave: I used to err on the side of "old fashioned" and call instead of text, return calls even if it meant an awkward conversation, etc. Then I realized that women don't play by those rules. Just not calling someone seems to be the preferred way to signal you don't want to see them again (at least after only a couple of dates).


I agree.  If I call him and he doesn't call me back, I assume he's not interested and forget about it.  If I run into him after a few months and we have an awkward moment of chitchat and he says 'call me', I usually take that as guy-speak for "I'm being polite, don't really call me" and I forget about it.   If he calls me, I'll call back.

I figure if a guy goes through the trouble of looking up your number and actually calling, then its because he wants to talk to you.  If he doesn't, then its because you haven't crossed his mind and he's not particularly interested.  Fair enough.  Pushing the issue doesn't make it work and punishing the guy makes you look like a biatch.
 
2013-09-26 10:56:09 AM  
Have a feling the 'Rando' wasn't completely random and was ultimately to be used as a door to a higher level in the DC social scene. The knockback put a major crimp in her social plans and she is back to square 1 (more likely square zero now....), hence the freakout...
 
2013-09-26 10:56:10 AM  

manimal2878: DjangoStonereaver: It was still gutless to dump her via a text, even if she may have gone a bit overboard in shaming him on
her blog.

No it's not.  Maybe in the early 2000s that would be true, before texting became as ubiquitous as it is now. People don't call each other to talk as much anymore, texting is how many people communicate.


My ex-husband and I had such a bad relationship, we negotiated everything for our divorce via text, e-mailed documents, and FedExed originals.  We had no desire to be around each other.  If I can end a marriage and go through an entire divorce without picking up a phone, calling it off after TWO dates is more than acceptable and this chick is just another reason why I don't get along with my own gender.
 
2013-09-26 10:56:42 AM  

theflatline: Looks like a transformer Chorus Line.


Or a roller derby team.
 
2013-09-26 10:57:17 AM  
img.fark.net

"Help me, they have my kids"


/Seriously, it looks like they are holding a shotgun to his back.
 
2013-09-26 10:57:51 AM  

CoffeeMug


Well, at one time, you've got it, and then you lose it, and it's gone forever.


Beautifully f*cking illustrated.
 
2013-09-26 10:58:13 AM  

kronicfeld: FinFangFark: Fark off...I wrote mine at 17.

.... odds are there's nothing that's happened by age 17 that warrants a biography or memoir.


No. I read it. It's really good.  And, lol, he titled it "That's The Joke!"

 You can find it exclusively on the Borders website.
 
2013-09-26 10:58:21 AM  

sufferpuppet: by: "you are a funny, smart, cool girl!  Good luck."
he meant: "Now that i'm sober you are too fat and ugly.  Good luck."


of course he did, but he was trying to be nice.

img.fark.net

i mean look at the huge head, the sagging breasts, the gunt.
 
2013-09-26 11:00:10 AM  

doubled99: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless

9/10.

Simple. Effective. Broad to the point where men will feel the need to clarify, when they shouldn;t have to since it's clear who they are biatching about.

Good stuff.


Yeah, it's got to be a deliberate troll, because no one would ever have a real opinion like that!
Farkers who think like this are so weird.


Agreed.  It's like anytime someone raises their voice they immediate assume the victim position.
 
2013-09-26 11:00:21 AM  
This girl experienced a LOLocaust.
 
2013-09-26 11:00:41 AM  

El_Smack: [img.fark.net image 850x566]

                Maybe.                         Sure.                            Probably.                 Maybe.               Like a screen door in a hurricane.


Aha! Thank you. Validated even as I typed.
 
2013-09-26 11:01:58 AM  
"I'm a big deal!   Soon I will be a very big deal!"

"And I will use you as my ladder and stepping stone!"

"Don't piss me off as I scale some cheap, vinyl wall of societal achievement, or I will will got full c*ntzilla on you!"

sfcitizen.com
 
2013-09-26 11:02:15 AM  

DemDave: I used to err on the side of "old fashioned" and call instead of text, return calls even if it meant an awkward conversation, etc. Then I realized that women don't play by those rules. Just not calling someone seems to be the preferred way to signal you don't want to see them again (at least after only a couple of dates).

 
2013-09-26 11:03:08 AM  
Or I will GO... Can't type type well well
 
2013-09-26 11:03:21 AM  
1.  It kind of seems like gossip about the personal life of a C-grade DC socialite-aspirant should be banished to the entertainment tab.

2.  Do people over the age of 16 really get  that emotionally invested after one or two dates?
 
2013-09-26 11:05:15 AM  

China White Tea: 2.  Do people over the age of 16 really get  that emotionally invested after one or two dates?


Google BPD.
 
2013-09-26 11:05:40 AM  

Fank: Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless

Who stated that all women are biatches and why is this a thread about hating women? Sounds like you got some sand in your vagina.


you're about 300 posts behind, son
 
2013-09-26 11:05:52 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: If you can afford that and you actually waste that much money on an apartment, you're probably an idiot.


I disagree.  An idiot likely wouldn't be able to maintain a job that could pay for it.  But namecalling - that's real test of intelligence, right?

Toronto is pretty spread out, so most commute far if you work downtown.  Downtown condos may be expensive, but they provide a quality of life for many.  Living downtown, I enjoy a 5 minute walk commute, I spend more of my time doing the things I want to (walk my dog, cook, attend events) and I don't have to shovel a driveway in the winter.  Built in security and a free gym.  Not a bad life.

That, and downtown a 2500sf house can run upwards from 800k.  That's just ridiculous.

/commute used to be an hour and a half on two transit systems, or an hour and a half driving.  Toronto traffic is stupid.
 
2013-09-26 11:06:40 AM  

kronicfeld: FinFangFark: Fark off...I wrote mine at 17.

Unless your name is Johnny Gunther or Michael Oher, odds are there's nothing that's happened by age 17 that warrants a biography or memoir.


Or Jack Lucas  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacklyn_H._Lucas
 
2013-09-26 11:08:31 AM  

orclover: This one time I broke up with a GF around 1992, cost me a leather jacket, my 3 favorite shirts and my only pair of glasses. Then she banged my best friend. I got off easy.


So did your friend.

/rimshot
 
2013-09-26 11:10:31 AM  

Lady J: Fank: Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless

Who stated that all women are biatches and why is this a thread about hating women? Sounds like you got some sand in your vagina.

you're about 300 posts behind, son


Did you get the sand out or did this thread turn into the opposite of the 300 sandwiches thread like you suggested?
 
2013-09-26 11:12:07 AM  
Guys listen up, I think I figured out Lumpy Space Princess here. Considering she likes Ted Cruz, and thinks that owning a Condo at 25 is a big unlockable achievement, I can safely assume she's a neocon twatwaffle. But aside from that I think her pathology of self-importance really comes from the fact that she was an Asian Girl growing up in Georgia. Because she was a rare breed, her self-importance was exponentially increased in her mind, because in Georgia, an Asian girl, even a plain, chubby one, is quite the catch. Add to this a completely vindictive personality and teahadist upbringing and leanings, and you have the makings of the next Michelle Malkin.

I mean, I am not excusing her inane behavior, but I like to pretend there is a rational explanation for her crazy. Now my prognostication: In the next five years, she's gonna be banging some old ultraconservative lobbyist in DC, and she will blame the "Liberal Media" for her failure as an Author. She will attempt to win a Fox News gig as the voice of "Young Asian Americans", but fail in that too because she's not blonde enough. After aborting her lobbyist lovechild when she catches him in bed with a 19-year old Brazilian/Canadian stewardess, she washes away in DC bar obscurity, hooks up with a chronic masturbator hopelessly addicted to MMORPGS with a trust fund after a gross sexual encounter in a public restroom, and eeks out the rest of her sad existence as a biatchy customer at Micheal's bothering the employees with useless crafts and being far too old and flabby for her Yoga Pants. At the age of 32, her life will be effectively over.
 
2013-09-26 11:12:14 AM  

China White Tea: Do people over the age of 16 really get  that emotionally invested after one or two dates?


what's a date?

api.ning.com
 
2013-09-26 11:13:47 AM  
Some of the funnier ones I've seen are the ones where the girl "dumps" the guy, and his response is pretty much "Ok." Then, she flips out in a similar fashion to the way this girl did, but only because the guy wasn't completely destroyed by being "dumped" by her.

Women can be psychotic when ending relationships regardless of whose idea it was to end it.
 
2013-09-26 11:14:31 AM  

Carn: Carth: Carn: Carth: I want to see an interview with the guy. I'm just going to assume this whole thing is fake and intended to get publicity for her terrible book until then. No one could be that self centered.

I can tell you've never been to the bars in DC.  Visit Clarendon or Dupont or Adam's Morgan on a Saturday night.  People like this (men and women) are a dime a dozen.

I live near Dupot and Adam's Morgan. Thank you for affirming my decisions to not go out to the bars on weekends.

Yeah it's awful.  I don't go to either any more but even 8 or 9 years ago the only place I liked in Adam's Morgan was Asylum which is gone.  These days it's even more crowded with the added bonus of the occasional shooting when all the drunks pour out of the bars for pizza at closing time.

Clarendon actually is slightly better, only for the fact that there are more choices and a couple don't completely suck.  Clarendon ballroom, Clarendon Grill, Mr Days are still completely off limits *shudder*.  And of course Dr Dremo's is gone too but I never thought that place was as cool as anybody wanted it to be.

So yeah fark it.


Last time I was in AM there were tons of fights and I miss the Asylum too. Is Chief Ikes Mambo room still around? Last time I even got close to AM was this place called Murphys which is closer to the zoo right off Conneticut.
 
2013-09-26 11:14:35 AM  
So, I just decided to actually RTFA and this part does stand out in her favor:
"He wouldn't be in town, so he scheduled a weekend in Virginia wine country the following weekend," she writes. "It seemed a bit much, but I agreed to a singular day trip."
However, before Quin could even pack her favorite sun hat and parasol, the couple's plans quickly unraveled when Rando sent Quin a text terminating their brief relationship:


So yeah, scheduling a trip that early is weird.  Canceling a trip like that right after scheduling it, also weird.
I'm betting the conversation went something like:
"hey, last night was fun.  Let's go out to dinner tonight."
"yeah, I'm um, washing my hair."
"ok, how about my friend's birthday party."
"Sorry, out of town"
"the weekend after that."
"(um, shiat, shiat, need another excuse.  she's not getting it.  Something that sounds too expensive to cancel or bring her along on, but also something super-implausible to maybe give her the hint.  Ah, I've got it): Well I've got this trip to the wine country booked..."
"oh, I'd love to go!"
 
2013-09-26 11:15:20 AM  
Must be a slow day on fark
 
2013-09-26 11:15:39 AM  

Wessoman: Guys listen up, I think I figured out Lumpy Space Princess here. Considering she likes Ted Cruz, and thinks that owning a Condo at 25 is a big unlockable achievement, I can safely assume she's a neocon twatwaffle. But aside from that I think her pathology of self-importance really comes from the fact that she was an Asian Girl growing up in Georgia. Because she was a rare breed, her self-importance was exponentially increased in her mind, because in Georgia, an Asian girl, even a plain, chubby one, is quite the catch. Add to this a completely vindictive personality and teahadist upbringing and leanings, and you have the makings of the next Michelle Malkin.

I mean, I am not excusing her inane behavior, but I like to pretend there is a rational explanation for her crazy. Now my prognostication: In the next five years, she's gonna be banging some old ultraconservative lobbyist in DC, and she will blame the "Liberal Media" for her failure as an Author. She will attempt to win a Fox News gig as the voice of "Young Asian Americans", but fail in that too because she's not blonde enough. After aborting her lobbyist lovechild when she catches him in bed with a 19-year old Brazilian/Canadian stewardess, she washes away in DC bar obscurity, hooks up with a chronic masturbator hopelessly addicted to MMORPGS with a trust fund after a gross sexual encounter in a public restroom, and eeks out the rest of her sad existence as a biatchy customer at Micheal's bothering the employees with useless crafts and being far too old and flabby for her Yoga Pants. At the age of 32, her life will be effectively over.


I lived in Atlanta and saw plenty of Asians, attractive ones and ugly ones.  Plus Atlanta must have have the largest amount of Korean Rub And Tug parlors outside of San Francisco.
 
2013-09-26 11:15:59 AM  

Wessoman: After aborting her lobbyist lovechild when she catches him in bed with a 19-year old Brazilian/Canadian stewardess male model

 
2013-09-26 11:18:57 AM  

FrancoFile: She's channeling Margaret Cho, too.


Came here to say this, leaving thread satisfied and giggling like a damn kid at the responses.
 
2013-09-26 11:20:46 AM  
It's not like she deserved it:

FTFA: "It all started two weeks ago, when I met some rando at a bar. He was friendly enough, but annoyingly and sloppily drunk, which is why I offered my email address when he asked for my number. We emailed later that weekend..."


Beer goggles how do they work?  Remember kids.. asian gals...white mans kryptonite.

www.leany.com
 
2013-09-26 11:22:05 AM  

theflatline: Plus Atlanta must have have the largest amount of Korean Rub And Tug parlors outside of San Francisco.


seriously?

i thought that was only on the left coast.
 
2013-09-26 11:22:27 AM  
Thoughts on her "pencil test" score.
I'm betting she can hold at least a dozen.
 
2013-09-26 11:23:01 AM  

doubled99: There's no need to get upset at this little coont. She's single, and will remain so for quite a while. There will be several more of these "OMG how dare he! I'm such a catch WTF!!!" moments for her until she's just another 30 something semi-psychotic single spinster with 5 cats STDs.


FTFY
 
2013-09-26 11:23:22 AM  
And this is her 26-year-old beauty peak.
Imagine what lies in store. Gee-yawk.
 
2013-09-26 11:25:16 AM  

theflatline: I lived in Atlanta and saw plenty of Asians, attractive ones and ugly ones.  Plus Atlanta must have have the largest amount of Korean Rub And Tug parlors outside of San Francisco.


That's great. But that's Atlanta. She's not from Atlanta bro.

I've seen two dudes fight over a girl with all their original teeth in Stone Mountain.
 
2013-09-26 11:25:22 AM  

Farking Lurker: Thoughts on her "pencil test" score.
I'm betting she can hold at least a dozen.


In which hole?

Sounds about right for the rear one.
 
2013-09-26 11:25:27 AM  
N4LG4s:

[www.leany.com image 640x853]

i257.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-26 11:25:39 AM  

groppet: Carn: Carth: Carn: Carth: I want to see an interview with the guy. I'm just going to assume this whole thing is fake and intended to get publicity for her terrible book until then. No one could be that self centered.

I can tell you've never been to the bars in DC.  Visit Clarendon or Dupont or Adam's Morgan on a Saturday night.  People like this (men and women) are a dime a dozen.

I live near Dupot and Adam's Morgan. Thank you for affirming my decisions to not go out to the bars on weekends.

Yeah it's awful.  I don't go to either any more but even 8 or 9 years ago the only place I liked in Adam's Morgan was Asylum which is gone.  These days it's even more crowded with the added bonus of the occasional shooting when all the drunks pour out of the bars for pizza at closing time.

Clarendon actually is slightly better, only for the fact that there are more choices and a couple don't completely suck.  Clarendon ballroom, Clarendon Grill, Mr Days are still completely off limits *shudder*.  And of course Dr Dremo's is gone too but I never thought that place was as cool as anybody wanted it to be.

So yeah fark it.

Last time I was in AM there were tons of fights and I miss the Asylum too. Is Chief Ikes Mambo room still around? Last time I even got close to AM was this place called Murphys which is closer to the zoo right off Conneticut.


No idea.  It's been a couple years since I've ventured into AM at all.  It's so much more crowded than it ever was (and it was always crowded) and it just really isn't any fun.  I hate crowded bars.  Well, I hate crowds in general.  Recently I stick around Chinatown or spots like H street for a quick beer (our current client is near Farragut North/West) but that's not all that often.
 
2013-09-26 11:25:45 AM  
I'm thinking that in about five years when Independent Blogger is no longer a viable career option, she'll regret not going to med school.
 
2013-09-26 11:26:53 AM  
This is what happens when your fling Pu.
 
2013-09-26 11:27:11 AM  

bunner: Wessoman: After aborting her lobbyist lovechild when she catches him in bed with a 19-year old Brazilian/Canadian stewardess male model


DAMMIT! I forgot I was talking about a Republican lobbyist.
 
2013-09-26 11:28:26 AM  
Whatever you do, don't read this excerpt from the, ahem,  publishedauthor.

http://littleblackblog.net/2013/09/26/chapter-3-of-type-a/
 
2013-09-26 11:28:35 AM  

Mentat: I'm thinking that in about five years when Independent Blogger is no longer a viable career option, she'll regret not going to med school.


AKA Daddy stops paying for the condo.
 
2013-09-26 11:30:48 AM  

Son of Thunder: tinderfitles: When the fark did "rando" become a thing?

Rando has been a thing ever since his battle with Eastman.


I get that one!

/why, yes, I am a turbo-nerd
 
2013-09-26 11:32:31 AM  

Mentat: I'm thinking that in about five years when Independent Blogger is no longer a viable career option, she'll regret not going to med school.


Her personality [issue] probably precludes success in that field.
She has a bright future in retail management.
 
2013-09-26 11:34:25 AM  

joyride75: Whatever you do, don't read this excerpt from the, ahem,  publishedauthor.

http://littleblackblog.net/2013/09/26/chapter-3-of-type-a/


Oh God.
That's Sex and the City meets Gray's Anatomy meets Washingtonienne as written by a sorority girl who barely passed creative writing in high school.

I think I could write a Perl script to generate that crap.
 
2013-09-26 11:34:36 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: The Muthaship: CJHardin: and what the hell is going on with her posse?

There's a lot of pain and shame in those faces.

Where one man sees a wasteland, I see potential

Never underestimate the powers of persuasion over desperate women. In fact that right there is a case study in hitting on and banging the ugliest one in the group to get the best looking one to throw everything she has at you in bed.


Dad?
 
2013-09-26 11:34:41 AM  

frepnog: theflatline: Plus Atlanta must have have the largest amount of Korean Rub And Tug parlors outside of San Francisco.

seriously?

i thought that was only on the left coast.


A few years ago in the Western Chicago Burbs and NW Indiana you couldn't throw a rock in any direction without hitting one.
 
2013-09-26 11:35:52 AM  
I hope the dude realizes how lucky he was to have avoided getting entangled with this winner.
 
2013-09-26 11:36:22 AM  

joyride75: Whatever you do, don't read this excerpt from the, ahem,  publishedauthor.

http://littleblackblog.net/2013/09/26/chapter-3-of-type-a/


Holy hell what a mess.  Well, if what she says is true then she just got herself a big 'ol HIPPA violation by literally spelling out a patient's name.  What a coont!
 
2013-09-26 11:37:19 AM  

CJHardin: joyride75: Whatever you do, don't read this excerpt from the, ahem,  publishedauthor.

http://littleblackblog.net/2013/09/26/chapter-3-of-type-a/

Holy hell what a mess.  Well, if what she says is true then she just got herself a big 'ol HIPPA violation by literally spelling out a patient's name.  What a coont!



Wowzer.
 
2013-09-26 11:38:14 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: It was still gutless to dump her via a text, even if she may have gone a bit overboard in shaming him on
her blog.


In her rant she trivializes their 'relationship' to the point she comes off sounding as if she thought one hardly even existed--and what was there existed only as a result of her being either magnanimous or bored.   If it's as she herself describes, I'm not sure in this day and age why much more was required of the guy.

Also, given what we've seen, he might have mentioned her to someone who knew of her and they warned the guy to sever all ties immediately before he wound up with a boiling rabbit on his stove.
 
2013-09-26 11:39:04 AM  

Lady J: Carousel Beast: Slaxl: I once broke up with a girl by text because I didn't quite think the relationship had reached any point of seriousness. I misjudged where she thought the relationship was. It was all shiat, I'm still surprised she even liked me, well she doesn't anymore. Still, it taught me a lesson, never assume stuff, and just break up in person. Though I still haven't learned where the best place to do it is. Everywhere is too public.

Never, ever break up in private. Ever. You do, and it's your word against his/hers - and guess who everyone will believe?

Are people you break up with routinely denying it happened?


Not sure if you're confused or joking.

Drama queens* invoke drama. If there are no witnesses, the event will have about as much in common with reality as "honest politician" when they go to tell others.

* applies to both sexes
 
2013-09-26 11:39:07 AM  

CJHardin: joyride75: Whatever you do, don't read this excerpt from the, ahem,  publishedauthor.

http://littleblackblog.net/2013/09/26/chapter-3-of-type-a/

Holy hell what a mess.  Well, if what she says is true then she just got herself a big 'ol HIPPA violation by literally spelling out a patient's name.  What a coont!



I like the part where she confers with both doctors to figure out what to do about the stripper. Sure they asked your opinion, honey. Sure they did.
 
2013-09-26 11:40:22 AM  

CJHardin: joyride75: Whatever you do, don't read this excerpt from the, ahem,  publishedauthor.

http://littleblackblog.net/2013/09/26/chapter-3-of-type-a/

Holy hell what a mess.  Well, if what she says is true then she just got herself a big 'ol HIPPA violation by literally spelling out a patient's name.  What a coont!


Oh god, I seriously doubt she's creative enough to invent a psuedonym. Tha'ts just horrible.
 
2013-09-26 11:40:39 AM  

Egoy3k: I always figured the preferred breakup method after two dates is just not calling them anymore.  I mean that's taking it a little to the extreme though, since there is no such thing as a breakup after only two dates.


This has been the rule I generally operate under. If the second date was bad, and we didn't fool around or anything, am I really expected to call a girl up with the express purpose of saying I don't think we should hang out anymore? No matter what you say, shooting someone down always sounds like "you're not good enough," so is it really "more polite" to contact someone you only know casually just to insult them?
 
2013-09-26 11:40:46 AM  

joyride75: Whatever you do, don't read this excerpt from the, ahem,  publishedauthor.

http://littleblackblog.net/2013/09/26/chapter-3-of-type-a/


I had to comment on it, my god, she is an utter waste of space.
 
2013-09-26 11:42:02 AM  
It's fake clickbait. Please don't fall for this crap, Fark.
 
2013-09-26 11:42:34 AM  

Carousel Beast: Lady J: Carousel Beast: Slaxl: I once broke up with a girl by text because I didn't quite think the relationship had reached any point of seriousness. I misjudged where she thought the relationship was. It was all shiat, I'm still surprised she even liked me, well she doesn't anymore. Still, it taught me a lesson, never assume stuff, and just break up in person. Though I still haven't learned where the best place to do it is. Everywhere is too public.

Never, ever break up in private. Ever. You do, and it's your word against his/hers - and guess who everyone will believe?

Are people you break up with routinely denying it happened?

Not sure if you're confused or joking.

Drama queens* invoke drama. If there are no witnesses, the event will have about as much in common with reality as "honest politician" when they go to tell others.

* applies to both sexes


I have never seen or heard of this happening.
 
2013-09-26 11:43:25 AM  

Carn: Recently I stick around Chinatown or spots like H street for a quick beer (our current client is near Farragut North/West) but that's not all that often.


The Bottom Line between 17th & 19th on I street is my favorite place downtown. It's a dive and a post-kickball/football bar on weekends, but it's pretty chill most of the time. And they have these bacon-wrapped tater tots that will make you believe in God.
 
2013-09-26 11:45:55 AM  
I'm friends with a few second generation Chinese and they all play that homeowner game. Usually, the parents buy the apartment as an investment and rent it back to the kid, who claims it's his. My favorite though, is the "my parents live with ME, but it's my house." Sure thing Amy, whatever you say. The pressure to appear successful does funny things to them. I've seen a Chinese girl show off a new Coach purse, and try to hide the fact that she's eaten white rice with soy sauce three meals a day for a week. It would be annoying if it wasn't so transparent. Who do they think they are fooling?
 
2013-09-26 11:46:36 AM  
It's nice to see their are woman that don't fit the "Hot - Crazy" scale. It's the anomalies that really make life interesting.
 
2013-09-26 11:47:08 AM  

joyride75: Whatever you do, don't read this excerpt from the, ahem,  publishedauthor.

http://littleblackblog.net/2013/09/26/chapter-3-of-type-a/


Here is an example of some brilliant writing:

Tony asks me what time it is. I point out the clock on the oven, which says 4:17. In a stroke of genius, I immediately fabricate that the clock is 40 minutes late, and that he'd better get to his cab to get home and pack!
 
2013-09-26 11:47:09 AM  
Hahahahah this guys video about her is hilarious

Best line "if any of you guys has yellow fever like I do, this is the cure"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=j8HiaY1Y3hM
 
2013-09-26 11:47:19 AM  

Johnsnownw: It's nice to see their are woman that don't fit the "Hot - Crazy" scale. It's the anomalies that really make life interesting.


*there
 
2013-09-26 11:47:58 AM  

CJHardin: joyride75: Whatever you do, don't read this excerpt from the, ahem,  publishedauthor.

http://littleblackblog.net/2013/09/26/chapter-3-of-type-a/

Holy hell what a mess.  Well, if what she says is true then she just got herself a big 'ol HIPPA violation by literally spelling out a patient's name.  What a coont!


Sounds like she screwed up the preg test and resulted in the pregnant stripper receiving the wrong medical treatment. Altho a pg test that takes hours to show a result sounds bogus. So glad this pile of human waste didnt go to med school.
 
2013-09-26 11:48:03 AM  
She should really walk into a moving airplane propeller like that other douche who labelled herself as a fashionista blogger.
 
2013-09-26 11:48:28 AM  

Magnanimous_J: I've seen a Chinese girl show off a new Coach purse, and try to hide the fact that she's eaten white rice with soy sauce three meals a day for a week. It would be annoying if it wasn't so transparent. Who do they think they are fooling?


If somebody tries to tell you that you need to be a slave to that which we make to serve US, hit that person with a rock and run away.
 
2013-09-26 11:49:59 AM  
one of the comments on her blog:

When Quin Woodward Pu-an overweight, insecure barfly from Georgia with a penchant for Twinkies, daytime TV and visually challenged and desperate men-receives her acceptance to Weightwatchers Institute, she is forced to make a decision between giving up her 8-designer-cupcake-a-day, sloth-like ways and pursuing a more sanctimonious and less caloric intensive path. Type A Diabetes is the memoir of her transition from feeling-eater to outspoken advocate of puerile, self-obsessed blogging. Like many Asian-Americans, she butts heads with her first-generation Chinese father when she strays from his life plan for her to be a subservient, quiet and productive member of society. She is encouraged by her equally clueless friends-from a nearly aborted housewife, to a behemoth BFFL, to a middle-aged psychiatric patient boyfriend-to follow her chocolate-coated dreams of becoming a victim of a drug band message board.
 
2013-09-26 11:50:06 AM  

joyride75: Whatever you do, don't read this excerpt from the, ahem,  publishedauthor.

http://littleblackblog.net/2013/09/26/chapter-3-of-type-a/


"I don't actually have $20 to spare, unless Dr. Eliot takes credit cards, which are paid in a full lump sum of upwards of $12,000/month by my mom..."

Okay, so at this point, it's pretty clear that her  elite status as 25-year-old-condo-owner isn't really her own accomplishment.
 
2013-09-26 11:51:03 AM  

Lady J: Fank: Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless

Who stated that all women are biatches and why is this a thread about hating women? Sounds like you got some sand in your vagina.

you're about 300 posts behind, son


So a man late to the thread is to mocked, too? You're on fire.
 
2013-09-26 11:52:54 AM  

Magnanimous_J: I've seen a Chinese girl show off a new Coach purse, and try to hide the fact that she's eaten white rice with soy sauce three meals a day for a week. It would be annoying if it wasn't so transparent.


Where have I heard of this before...
www.10yetis.co.uk
 
2013-09-26 11:54:16 AM  
Here she is in an interview admitting she has hypomania, a polite word for bi-polarism.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJGnu3OdPLQ
 
2013-09-26 11:55:35 AM  
400+ comments and no one got scared off by the "the relationship i planned between us after two dates was to be the highlight of my life" quote?
 
2013-09-26 11:58:12 AM  

wxboy: Because People in power are Stupid: Her response:

http://littleblackblog.net/2013/09/25/the-morning-after/

I celebrated my 26th bday with entire species of troglodyte-sapiens effectively paying my mortgage in ad and book sales in 36 hours and going fantastically nutso about my outrageous, offensive, and completely factual response to someone. I'll save everyone the googling to report that yes, I am a writer, and yes, I write pretty egregiously honest memoirs. The Taylor Swift of literature. It has worked out quite well thus far.

What a biatch.


Troglodyte is one of those words that you need a lot of banked cred to use.  Charles Pierce type of cred.  When a woman like this uses it she comes off as pseudo-intellectual, especially when paired with a phrase like, "The Taylor Swift of literature."

/I wish it were a biatchillier in here.
//Love that Fark filter.
 
2013-09-26 11:58:55 AM  
img.gawkerassets.com

www.glamour.com
 
2013-09-26 11:59:32 AM  

Magnanimous_J: I've seen a Chinese girl show off a new Coach purse, and try to hide the fact that she's eaten white rice with soy sauce three meals a day for a week


back when paying for music was a thing, I was known to live off of ramen for weeks because I spent my actual cash on cd's.

/was totally worth it
 
2013-09-26 11:59:36 AM  

theflatline: Here she is in an interview admitting she has hypomania, a polite word for bi-polarism.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJGnu3OdPLQ


No, as a man who has a hyperthymic temperament, there is a difference between Bipolar disorder and Hypomania. In fact, Hypomania is actually a symptom of Borderline Personality Disorder or Narcissistic disorder, far worse than being bipolar.
 
2013-09-26 12:00:09 PM  

SlothB77: img.gawkerassets.com

www.glamour.com


Not remotely.
 
2013-09-26 12:01:36 PM  

sigdiamond2000: Wow. A condo.


Is it sad that I thought, "ew, a condo."
Nothing like owning property that you don't actually own, and being subjected to a HOA.
 
2013-09-26 12:02:43 PM  
If you have to brag about how awesome you are, you're not that awesome.
 
2013-09-26 12:03:16 PM  

gochuck: Independent of how crazy she is, she should at least know the numbers game in DC. Single, straight men are vastly outnumbered by women in DC. Beyond being crazy, she looks like going to the gym in 26 minutes, every 26 minutes couldn't hurt. She doesn't measure up against the competition. If she wants to have any chance of pulling off that amount of crazy, she's going to have to be hot enough to be considered hot outside of DC - Hollywood for ugly people.


You are wise, sir.  DC seems to attract unattractive, cold, ambitious people.  This gal and Monica Lewinsky would be good examples.  The single women outnumber the single men by something like 3-to-1.  For a single guy, it can involve banging quite a few of these gals quite easily.

Using your work Blackberry to send a dickpic, though, is a recipe for disaster.  I will never understand how simple-minded and stupid some dudes are.  You expect a gal to get all frothy over your dong?  Your dong, above all other dongs that she's seen in her life, is going to really tip things in your favor?  Write her a dirty limmerick or something.
 
2013-09-26 12:03:17 PM  

SlothB77: 400+ comments and no one got scared off by the "the relationship i planned between us after two dates was to be the highlight of my life" quote?


There is so much crazy here that focusing on the trees is difficult.
 
2013-09-26 12:03:38 PM  
She's a chubby one.  She, also, has some real emotional issues.  From what I read out of it, the guy probably picked it up and called it off smartly.  Can you imagine what she might have done if he told her that in person?
 
2013-09-26 12:04:26 PM  
// HIT IT  QUIT IT AND DONT CAUGHT WITH IT

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-26 12:05:39 PM  

frepnog: back when paying for music was a thing, I was known to live off of ramen for weeks because I spent my actual cash on cd's there was a lot of really good music around because people with actual talent could afford to just make music.

 
2013-09-26 12:05:42 PM  

Rincewind53: HotIgneous Intruder: This she-creature is a very typical D.C. power-seeking courtier hoar slut biatch on a date with whom you're expected to bring your updated resume and most recent W-2 form(s). Merely presenting them with a (large) penis doesn't soothe these types and they are latently mentally ill.

You don't wanna go there, don't stick your dick, etc.

Well, looks like we found someone douchier than her. Congrats!


Is that someone you?
 
2013-09-26 12:06:22 PM  

wild9: wild9: Seems her response was a biatchildish.

Did I forget a space? Let's try again.  biatchildish


Description works pretty well, actually... leave it. *shrug*
 
2013-09-26 12:07:51 PM  

joyride75: Whatever you do, don't read this excerpt from the, ahem,  publishedauthor.

http://littleblackblog.net/2013/09/26/chapter-3-of-type-a/


That was a very poorly written work of fiction.
 
2013-09-26 12:12:44 PM  
So it IS interesting, that while this particular woman may be stupid, spoiled and deluded, nigh on 500 posts worth of guys queued up to say so. Im not even sure terrorists get that much hate.
 
2013-09-26 12:13:26 PM  

Wessoman: No, as a man who has a hyperthymic temperament, there is a difference between Bipolar disorder and Hypomania. In fact, Hypomania is actually a symptom of Borderline Personality Disorder or Narcissistic disorder, far worse than being bipolar.


Actually, no. The key word in Hypomania is "persistent", which is a Bipolar thing.  Borderline tends to lack much of anything in any great persistent sense.   Borderline is more of a general all the time thing with the traits, with sudden, but short, bursts of the really bad stuff.  Bipolar can last for days and weeks or longer.. Borderline tends to be bad for hours or a day and then passes.

To that end, I consider Borderline a little better/more manageable. If I had to choose, anyway. (Nobody gets a choice, though.)
 
2013-09-26 12:13:39 PM  

SlothB77: 400+ comments and no one got scared off by the "the relationship i planned between us after two dates was to be the highlight of my life" quote?


I'm pretty sure she was using sarcasm there. Hard to tell the difference between sarcasm and crazy, though.
 
2013-09-26 12:15:22 PM  

Lady J: So it IS interesting, that while this particular woman may be stupid, spoiled and deluded, nigh on 500 posts worth of guys queued up to say so. Im not even sure terrorists get that much hate.


Yeah, things like this never happen when the person in question is a guy.

/or did you miss the "heading to the gym in 26 minutes" reference?
 
2013-09-26 12:15:23 PM  
tinderfitles: jaylectricity: tinderfitles: When the fark did "rando" become a thing?

Wise up grandpa, didn't you watch Buckwild on MTV?

I laughed out loud at this post. Some idiot is actually making fun of someone for not watching MTV. Read a book stupid.
 
2013-09-26 12:15:57 PM  
I suspect she met him at the bar gave him her email then met later for drinks and dinner after which she slept with him. He likely saw her as an easy person to have sex with, because she is not very attractive and likely to welcome a sexual encounter. I can not see any reason to become so upset about someone you went on a few dates with then was dumped by them unless you felt you were taken advantage of.
 
2013-09-26 12:17:46 PM  
Has anyone mentioned that dating two weeks does not qualify as a breakup?

/because I'm not reading all of that.
 
2013-09-26 12:18:05 PM  

Lady J: So it IS interesting, that while this particular woman may be stupid, spoiled and deluded, nigh on 500 posts worth of guys queued up to say so. Im not even sure terrorists get that much hate.


Really?  What's interesting about it?
 
2013-09-26 12:18:46 PM  

Lady J: So it IS interesting, that while this particular woman may be stupid, spoiled and deluded, nigh on 500 posts worth of guys queued up to say so. Im not even sure terrorists get that much hate.


I seem to remember threads straight up tearing up dudes for being stupid and offensive.  This one is not even 24 hours old.  http://www.fark.com/comments/7948845/Wedding-photographer-in-Austin-w i lling-to-pay-for-someone-to-find-him-perfect-girlfriend-They-must-do-i t-quickly-though-as-he-has-to-be-at-KKK-meeting-in-26-minutes#new

Maybe it has to do more with an individual being a douchebag rather than their gender.  She IS in fact a douchebag.
 
2013-09-26 12:19:30 PM  

Lady J: So it IS interesting, that while this particular woman may be stupid, spoiled and deluded, nigh on 500 posts worth of guys queued up to say so. Im not even sure terrorists get that much hate.


Miss, it is simply because the situation is very relatable: Pretty much every man in America has had a horror story such as this happen to them at some time. Not many people can relate to being a direct victim of a terrorist attack.

I mean, a long time ago, I had a short liason with a woman, we had chemistry but it was clear we had radically different outlooks on a lot of things, so I decided to end it, in person. Later that day she had two of her thug friends try to intimidate me outside of my apartment. It wasn't pretty, but everything worked out in the end..Namely, I never saw her crazy ass again.
 
2013-09-26 12:20:39 PM  

vudukungfu: Bullet. dodged.


Came here to say this ^^^

/ abandon that email address, change you phone number and appearance
/ consider moving out of the country
 
2013-09-26 12:21:35 PM  
She probably posted that while drinking with band of support harpies.
 
2013-09-26 12:21:54 PM  

Lady J: So it IS interesting, that while this particular woman may be stupid, spoiled and deluded, nigh on 500 posts worth of guys queued up to say so. Im not even sure terrorists get that much hate.


was this trainwreck really running out of steam?
 
2013-09-26 12:22:49 PM  

Evil Mackerel: She probably posted that while drinking with her band of support harpies.


FTFM

/ I really need to preview more.
 
2013-09-26 12:24:32 PM  

serpent_sky: Wessoman: No, as a man who has a hyperthymic temperament, there is a difference between Bipolar disorder and Hypomania. In fact, Hypomania is actually a symptom of Borderline Personality Disorder or Narcissistic disorder, far worse than being bipolar.

Actually, no. The key word in Hypomania is "persistent", which is a Bipolar thing.  Borderline tends to lack much of anything in any great persistent sense.   Borderline is more of a general all the time thing with the traits, with sudden, but short, bursts of the really bad stuff.  Bipolar can last for days and weeks or longer.. Borderline tends to be bad for hours or a day and then passes.

To that end, I consider Borderline a little better/more manageable. If I had to choose, anyway. (Nobody gets a choice, though.)


Nope. I think the problem here is the terminology. What I am referring to Borderline Personality Disorder, the ICD-10 labels as "Emotionally unstable personality disorder". Either way, being bipolar is incredibly difficult, but I feel people with BPD are of a greater threat to society, due to their devaluation/manipulation of other living beings.

Heck, perusing through the Wikipedia page, I feel that BPD describes Miss Pu to the hilt.
 
2013-09-26 12:24:47 PM  

CJHardin: [typeaplusdotcom.files.wordpress.com image 850x587]

Methinks the erase tool was used a bit liberally on the bottom halve of her person during the photoshopping.



Yeah, fat calves.  Dead giveaway.

She couldn't bring herself to airbrush away any part of those "fabulous" boots, so they remained, revealing her irreducible thickness, for all the world to see.
 
2013-09-26 12:25:11 PM  
I don't think she's the Taylor Swift of internet blogs.  Taylor Swift has some talent, has earned millions of dollars, and there are some people in the world who would want to f*ck her.
 
2013-09-26 12:26:05 PM  

Profedius: I suspect she met him at the bar gave him her email then met later for drinks and dinner after which she slept with him. He likely saw her as an easy person to have sex with, because she is not very attractive and likely to welcome a sexual encounter. I can not see any reason to become so upset about someone you went on a few dates with then was dumped by them unless you felt you were taken advantage of.


That is, of course, unless you have a massively overinflated sense of self-worth. Then it's boiling rabbit time.
 
2013-09-26 12:26:56 PM  

CJHardin: She must love that dress/shirt/whale cover thing.

[www.washingtoncitypaper.com image 500x333]
/and what the hell is going on with her posse?


Is that Henry freaking Rollins? lol

And yeah those are some dumpy arsed annoying looking broads. The thinner one with the big teeth looks alright but also looks like she's the group punching bag because of it. Probably low self esteem and weird daddy issues that make her call in the middle of the night with that quiet sad/concerned voice in desperate need of validation that can never be quenched.

The quiet sad ones are the craziest of all.
 
2013-09-26 12:27:01 PM  

Bonanza Jellybean: It's fake clickbait. Please don't fall for this crap, Fark.


It's not clickbait.
This hoar needs to get cleansed.
Let's help her out, perhaps by informing others of her interesting attitudes and ... proclivities.
 
2013-09-26 12:28:19 PM  

kbronsito: DjangoStonereaver: EvilEgg: Guess she's not used to being the dumped. He was as nice about it as possible.

It was still gutless to dump her via a text, even if she may have gone a bit overboard in shaming him on
her blog.

they went on two dates. is that even a dump? It really seems more like him letting her know that he doesn't want to be in a relationship with her so he doesn't have to dump her in the near future. Does that really need to be done in person?


No, but an Old like me tends to think that in person or at least on the phone would be the classier way to do it. But in today's world, and after two dates, and considering his "break-up" text (double quotes because I don't think it qualified as a relationship that needed a formal break-up) was fairly gracious, I don't think it's an outright faux pas. She herself says that when she first met him, she didn't think he was "phone number worthy" and all she gave him was her email addy, so she's even acknowledging that communicating by mail/text is an acceptable thing to do.

More important, though, considering her reaction, I don't think it would have mattered at all. He could have come over to her house accompanied by Dear Abby on one side and Emily Post on the other and she'd still be furious. I'm trying to imagine how his employers reacted (before they hit 'delete') when she sent them the screenshot. Screenshot of what, that he was texting to her from work? Or texting from an employer-provided device? So what? How much time could all this have taken, in sum total, considering their whole "relationship" lasted only two weeks? Seven minutes out of two weeks worth of workdays? Nine minutes? She's out of her mind.

In conclusion, I am so grateful to Al Gore for inventing the Intarwebs, because every day that I worry about running out of nonsense to laugh at, the Internet just keeps on giving.
 
2013-09-26 12:28:38 PM  

CJHardin: /and what the hell is going on with her posse?


that is the dating scene in DC.  Groups of girls just like her posse.  and just as crazy.
 
2013-09-26 12:30:50 PM  

medius: Lady J: So it IS interesting, that while this particular woman may be stupid, spoiled and deluded, nigh on 500 posts worth of guys queued up to say so. Im not even sure terrorists get that much hate.

was this trainwreck really running out of steam?


shh

«snicker»
 
2013-09-26 12:31:30 PM  

SlothB77: CJHardin: /and what the hell is going on with her posse?

that is the dating scene in DC.  Groups of girls just like her posse.  and just as crazy.


Which is why the straight men who are not working in politics move to the outer burbs within 2 years.
 
2013-09-26 12:31:54 PM  

Wessoman: theflatline: Here she is in an interview admitting she has hypomania, a polite word for bi-polarism.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJGnu3OdPLQ

No, as a man who has a hyperthymic temperament, there is a difference between Bipolar disorder and Hypomania. In fact, Hypomania is actually a symptom of Borderline Personality Disorder or Narcissistic disorder, far worse than being bipolar.


Bingo.
I had a girlfriend with borderline, my god I did.
It was like living with a mountain lion.
Two abortions that I only found out about after the fact.
Finally got out of there.
She eventually died by her own hand.

The borderlines usually screw their lives and emotions up so badly that there is no redemption.
 
2013-09-26 12:34:22 PM  

kronicfeld: Carn: Recently I stick around Chinatown or spots like H street for a quick beer (our current client is near Farragut North/West) but that's not all that often.

The Bottom Line between 17th & 19th on I street is my favorite place downtown. It's a dive and a post-kickball/football bar on weekends, but it's pretty chill most of the time. And they have these bacon-wrapped tater tots that will make you believe in God.


I've been there a few times, I like that place.  Decent burgers too.
 
2013-09-26 12:36:38 PM  

FrancoFile: SlothB77: CJHardin: /and what the hell is going on with her posse?

that is the dating scene in DC.  Groups of girls just like her posse.  and just as crazy.

Which is why the straight men who are not working in politics move to the outer burbs within 2 years.


Jesus, that's scary.  I've dealt with those types before.  The "brutally honest" and "big personality" types.
 
2013-09-26 12:38:25 PM  
If you haven't seen this it's worth a look.  It's her meet-up profile.  *Barf*

http://www.blacktie-dc.com/have-you-met/archive-detail.cfm?id=38
 
2013-09-26 12:41:32 PM  
Question: How does an absolute nobody become a memoirist, exactly?  Don't you have to have actually had noteworthy life experiences that somebody might be interested in reading about before you can be one of those?  It seems like it would be a pre-requisite.

I don't think "Garden-variety trust-fund kiddy-slash-blogger" really fits the profile.
 
2013-09-26 12:43:52 PM  

Wessoman: Nope. I think the problem here is the terminology. What I am referring to Borderline Personality Disorder, the ICD-10 labels as "Emotionally unstable personality disorder". Either way, being bipolar is incredibly difficult, but I feel people with BPD are of a greater threat to society, due to their devaluation/manipulation of other living beings.


It manifests differently for all people, and with great degrees of variations in severity.  It also tends to lessen with age, and if you're particularly self-aware, it can be controlled in ways that Bipolar can't.  Again, just my observation.

Whether or not this chick has any actual mental issues, I don't know.   I can say she fits the biatchy woman stereotype to a T and is exactly why I have almost no female friends. I can't stand that type, and would be better off communicating with aliens than one of those.
 
2013-09-26 12:45:01 PM  
From her Blacktie "Have you met me" profile:

"Ms. Woodward Pu regaled her friends with emails detailing her new life in DC, and when Christmas 2009 came, she took up her mother's tradition of writing an annual Christmas letter. Realizing the wealth of material she'd generated in just six months in her post-college life, she realized to herself, "I could write a book!"

Welcome to the world of self-publishing. A major publisher had already offered to publish her book, but Ms. Woodward Pu decided to self-publish, and was rewarded with the first 24 hours of her books launch, she made almost as much money as the publisher offered for the entire deal."


Yeah, sounds legit.

I don't think I need to point out the glaringly obvious grammar mistakes that this wordsmith has graced us with.
 
2013-09-26 12:45:38 PM  

frepnog: PLUSES  - No self esteem, will let you pee on her.


Dude you almost made me piss on myself with that comment.
 
2013-09-26 12:46:25 PM  

ongbok: You can tell from her "I own a condo" line that she is one of those 20 somethings who's parents gave her the down payment for a condo and who's monthly support checks that they send her pays for the mortgage. I know and have known plenty of them. All think they are special and get mad at you when you point out to them that their parents are supporting them.


Yeah, but it's even more pathetic than that, since banks these days won't give a loan to someone who gets the down payment and mortgage payments from their pay-rents.  So the units actually own the place, and the "I owna condo" person is really just living in a place that their parents are using for an investment.

But hey, these people will often pick up a round if you don't humiliate them about their finances.
 
2013-09-26 12:47:51 PM  

Wessoman: theflatline: Here she is in an interview admitting she has hypomania, a polite word for bi-polarism.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJGnu3OdPLQ

No, as a man who has a hyperthymic temperament, there is a difference between Bipolar disorder and Hypomania. In fact, Hypomania is actually a symptom of Borderline Personality Disorder or Narcissistic disorder, far worse than being bipolar.


That was my first thought.  BPD is often misdiagnosed initially, however, as bi-polar, since this aspect is more obvious to a psychiatrist who only sees a patient briefly.  BPD has a lot more odd behavior regarding attachments (from extreme love to extreme hate) and narcissism, which this woman shows.  Also tends to form in your early 20s, so she's right at the point where it comes out.

Took four years of legal and monetary issues, a suicide attempt and additional threats before my brother was diagnosed with BPD.  As much as I dislike what she did, if she has BPD I can't help but feel sorry for her, seeing how it's changed my brother for the worse since we were kids, and how many people just saw the good times, then heard about the bad things done without understanding the mental issues leading to that.
 
2013-09-26 12:55:53 PM  
TFA frightens and confuses me... It also fills me with the urge to squeeze my girlfriend.
 
2013-09-26 12:56:58 PM  

Son of Thunder: tinderfitles: When the fark did "rando" become a thing?

Rando has been a thing ever since his battle with Eastman.


I think Rando Carrissean was on the Chinese bootleg copy of Empire Stlikes Back
 
2013-09-26 12:59:04 PM  

Well I use Mac/Linux...: She has fat arms and pancake titties.


/new keyboard, etc
 
2013-09-26 12:59:17 PM  
Wessoman:


I've seen two dudes fight over a girl with all their original teeth in Stone Mountain.

Keeps them in a bag does she?

//// Georgia native here.
// Inventor of the park pass-sorta-stuck-to-windshield-screen-trick that made them change their policy at SM.
 
2013-09-26 12:59:49 PM  

Carn: kronicfeld: Carn: Recently I stick around Chinatown or spots like H street for a quick beer (our current client is near Farragut North/West) but that's not all that often.

The Bottom Line between 17th & 19th on I street is my favorite place downtown. It's a dive and a post-kickball/football bar on weekends, but it's pretty chill most of the time. And they have these bacon-wrapped tater tots that will make you believe in God.

I've been there a few times, I like that place.  Decent burgers too.


Bacon wrapped tater tots! Sometimes I'm glad I dont work downtown sometimes I do miss it.
 
2013-09-26 01:00:34 PM  

CJHardin: "Ms. Woodward Pu regaled her friends with emails detailing her new life in DC, and when Christmas 2009 came, she took up her mother's tradition of writing an annual Christmas letter. Realizing the wealth of material she'd generated in just six months in her post-college life, she realized to herself, "I could write a book!"


I immediately picture this:

s3-ec.buzzfed.com
 
2013-09-26 01:01:07 PM  
Frankly, I'm surprised that nearly every person who posted in this thread was successfully trolled by her. Did any of you read her post in its entirety??

Especially this part:

I was stunned into paralysis. I had no words-this never happens-and I just felt short of breath. There were many things that pissed me off, but I was so flustered I couldn't even articulate them. Again, this is a serious problem for a writer and effusive communicator.

I was still so agitated 10 hours later that I had to leave opera rehearsal early. This is a serious no-no, given that opening night is Saturday at the Organization of American States.

Then I realized: I am on the eve of my 26th birthday. Why am I stewing instead of just expressing what I really feel? There is practically nothing to lose from just telling the truth.

So then it came. "And it came. And it came." -(illicit tax-payer funded sext. Don't worry, these have since been screenshotted to his superiors).


It's obviously tongue-in-cheek, as is her "response" to the text message.
 
2013-09-26 01:01:09 PM  

Wessoman: serpent_sky: Wessoman: No, as a man who has a hyperthymic temperament, there is a difference between Bipolar disorder and Hypomania. In fact, Hypomania is actually a symptom of Borderline Personality Disorder or Narcissistic disorder, far worse than being bipolar.

Actually, no. The key word in Hypomania is "persistent", which is a Bipolar thing.  Borderline tends to lack much of anything in any great persistent sense.   Borderline is more of a general all the time thing with the traits, with sudden, but short, bursts of the really bad stuff.  Bipolar can last for days and weeks or longer.. Borderline tends to be bad for hours or a day and then passes.

To that end, I consider Borderline a little better/more manageable. If I had to choose, anyway. (Nobody gets a choice, though.)

Nope. I think the problem here is the terminology. What I am referring to Borderline Personality Disorder, the ICD-10 labels as "Emotionally unstable personality disorder". Either way, being bipolar is incredibly difficult, but I feel people with BPD are of a greater threat to society, due to their devaluation/manipulation of other living beings.

Heck, perusing through the Wikipedia page, I feel that BPD describes Miss Pu to the hilt.


Bipolar disorder (axis I*) is a mood disorder and highly responsive to treatment, once the right medication and blood-levels are determined.

Borderline and Narcissistic are Personality Disorders (axis II*) and are not really "treatable", as such, more like you have to manage them, support and try to help them feel safe and important so they don't act like farking 3 year-olds. They're an enormous pain in the ass all the goddamn time. While they don't usually have the catastrophic mess of a full-blown manic episode with all its wanton chaos and destruction, they often do on-going abusive, manipulative, and otherwise farked up stuff. Borderlines love the suicidal gestures. Narcissists will do extremely hostile things to folks when sufficiently motivated, but it's usually calculated and measured rather than just batshiat foaming crazy.

Usually.


*from yer multi-axial diagnostic model.

\Used to be a psychiatric social worker.
\\don't do that anymore.
 
2013-09-26 01:02:18 PM  

SlothB77: CJHardin: /and what the hell is going on with her posse?

that is the dating scene in DC.  Groups of girls just like her posse.  and just as crazy.


I think thats why theres so many gay men there.
 
2013-09-26 01:04:10 PM  

bopis: SlothB77: CJHardin: /and what the hell is going on with her posse?

that is the dating scene in DC.  Groups of girls just like her posse.  and just as crazy.

I think thats why theres so many gay men there.


I lived in DC when DuPont circle was still called "The Fruit Loop"
 
2013-09-26 01:04:21 PM  

Literally Addicted: HotIgneous Intruder: If you can afford that and you actually waste that much money on an apartment, you're probably an idiot.

I disagree.  An idiot likely wouldn't be able to maintain a job that could pay for it.  But namecalling - that's real test of intelligence, right?

Toronto is pretty spread out, so most commute far if you work downtown.  Downtown condos may be expensive, but they provide a quality of life for many.  Living downtown, I enjoy a 5 minute walk commute, I spend more of my time doing the things I want to (walk my dog, cook, attend events) and I don't have to shovel a driveway in the winter.  Built in security and a free gym.  Not a bad life.

That, and downtown a 2500sf house can run upwards from 800k.  That's just ridiculous.

/commute used to be an hour and a half on two transit systems, or an hour and a half driving.  Toronto traffic is stupid.


THIS! I live in Toronto, but my Job moved out near Pearson Airport. Sure my commute is in the opposite direction. (Leave in the morning, enter in the evening) but MAN that traffic sucks! I'm looking for something downtown... but it's not easy.
 
2013-09-26 01:04:31 PM  

bopis: SlothB77: CJHardin: /and what the hell is going on with her posse?

that is the dating scene in DC.  Groups of girls just like her posse.  and just as crazy.

I think thats why theres so many gay men there.


Might help explain why the best place for gay men to meet in DC is a sports bar (Nellie's).
 
2013-09-26 01:05:06 PM  

CJHardin: A major publisher had already offered to publish her book, but Ms. Woodward Pu decided to self-publish, and was rewarded with the first 24 hours of her books launch, she made almost as much money as the publisher offered for the entire deal."


yeah, no.

unless the "major publisher" was her father, who offered to pick up the tab.

biatch was never ever ever offered a deal for this trash.
 
2013-09-26 01:05:26 PM  

CJHardin: From her Blacktie "Have you met me" profile:

"Ms. Woodward Pu regaled her friends with emails detailing her new life in DC, and when Christmas 2009 came, she took up her mother's tradition of writing an annual Christmas letter. Realizing the wealth of material she'd generated in just six months in her post-college life, she realized to herself, "I could write a book!"

Welcome to the world of self-publishing. A major publisher had already offered to publish her book, but Ms. Woodward Pu decided to self-publish, and was rewarded with the first 24 hours of her books launch, she made almost as much money as the publisher offered for the entire deal."

Yeah, sounds legit.

I don't think I need to point out the glaringly obvious grammar mistakes that this wordsmith has graced us with.


I'm suprised she didnt say she could have been in movies and TV but prefers the stages of dinner theater.
 
2013-09-26 01:05:52 PM  

theflatline: I used to live in downtown Jacksonville in a very nice building with swipe card security, and the great thing was it was located within a three block radius of about six bars and four night clubs.


Bullshiat.  Everyone knows that besides hooters the only other thing in dowtown Jacksonville is the First Baptist Church.
 
2013-09-26 01:06:17 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: Wessoman: theflatline: Here she is in an interview admitting she has hypomania, a polite word for bi-polarism.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJGnu3OdPLQ

No, as a man who has a hyperthymic temperament, there is a difference between Bipolar disorder and Hypomania. In fact, Hypomania is actually a symptom of Borderline Personality Disorder or Narcissistic disorder, far worse than being bipolar.

Bingo.
I had a girlfriend with borderline, my god I did.
It was like living with a mountain lion.
Two abortions that I only found out about after the fact.
Finally got out of there.
She eventually died by her own hand.

The borderlines usually screw their lives and emotions up so badly that there is no redemption.


As someone who dated a BPD, I can attest to this. I can to cut her out of my life entirely.
 
2013-09-26 01:06:23 PM  

Wessoman: serpent_sky: Wessoman: No, as a man who has a hyperthymic temperament, there is a difference between Bipolar disorder and Hypomania. In fact, Hypomania is actually a symptom of Borderline Personality Disorder or Narcissistic disorder, far worse than being bipolar.

Actually, no. The key word in Hypomania is "persistent", which is a Bipolar thing.  Borderline tends to lack much of anything in any great persistent sense.   Borderline is more of a general all the time thing with the traits, with sudden, but short, bursts of the really bad stuff.  Bipolar can last for days and weeks or longer.. Borderline tends to be bad for hours or a day and then passes.

To that end, I consider Borderline a little better/more manageable. If I had to choose, anyway. (Nobody gets a choice, though.)

Nope. I think the problem here is the terminology. What I am referring to Borderline Personality Disorder, the ICD-10 labels as "Emotionally unstable personality disorder". Either way, being bipolar is incredibly difficult, but I feel people with BPD are of a greater threat to society, due to their devaluation/manipulation of other living beings.

Heck, perusing through the Wikipedia page, I feel that BPD describes Miss Pu to the hilt.


I'd go with Narcissistic PD. Borderlines usually don't stay organized enough to write a book and do the stuff she does. Borderlines have the similar relationship crazy, but are more likely to go all clingy and stalky on the guy, plead and beg, promise to love him perfectly, then threaten to kill herself if he doesn't love her back.
 
2013-09-26 01:13:43 PM  
Oh, and DC is a farking mecca for Narcissistic Personality Disorders, because, you know, they're so farking triumphant and accomplished and this place is a non-stop circle-jerk of Highly Talented Individuals and What Not.
 
2013-09-26 01:18:15 PM  

Son of Thunder: tinderfitles: When the fark did "rando" become a thing?

Rando has been a thing ever since his battle with Eastman.


EASTMAN! HE CAME OUT OF THE EAST TO DO BATTLE WITH THE AMAZING  RRRRRRRANDO!

MEACHAM! BELIEVE ME, I WANT TO HELP YOU! (you're holdin