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2013-09-26 07:37:32 AM
Guess she's not used to being the dumped. He was as nice about it as possible.
 
2013-09-26 07:48:02 AM
That's why it's always better to let them think that they are breaking it off with you.

In this case, simply tell her that you lost your job. You were downsized or whatever -- she'll go away.
 
2013-09-26 07:55:23 AM
what's going on with her right boob in that photo?
 
2013-09-26 08:01:39 AM
I once broke up with a girl by text because I didn't quite think the relationship had reached any point of seriousness. I misjudged where she thought the relationship was. It was all shiat, I'm still surprised she even liked me, well she doesn't anymore. Still, it taught me a lesson, never assume stuff, and just break up in person. Though I still haven't learned where the best place to do it is. Everywhere is too public.
 
2013-09-26 08:03:09 AM
Her response:

http://littleblackblog.net/2013/09/25/the-morning-after/

I celebrated my 26th bday with entire species of troglodyte-sapiens effectively paying my mortgage in ad and book sales in 36 hours and going fantastically nutso about my outrageous, offensive, and completely factual response to someone. I'll save everyone the googling to report that yes, I am a writer, and yes, I write pretty egregiously honest memoirs. The Taylor Swift of literature. It has worked out quite well thus far.
 
2013-09-26 08:08:13 AM
She looks kind of mean.
 
2013-09-26 08:13:18 AM
Bullet. dodged.
 
2013-09-26 08:14:56 AM

vudukungfu: Bullet. dodged.


This!
 
2013-09-26 08:15:51 AM

serial_crusher: what's going on with her right boob in that photo?


I don't think her boobs like each other.
 
2013-09-26 08:16:01 AM

vudukungfu: Bullet. dodged.


www.thestand.org
 
2013-09-26 08:16:19 AM

Because People in power are Stupid: Her response:

http://littleblackblog.net/2013/09/25/the-morning-after/

I celebrated my 26th bday with entire species of troglodyte-sapiens effectively paying my mortgage in ad and book sales in 36 hours and going fantastically nutso about my outrageous, offensive, and completely factual response to someone. I'll save everyone the googling to report that yes, I am a writer, and yes, I write pretty egregiously honest memoirs. The Taylor Swift of literature. It has worked out quite well thus far.


What a biatch.
 
2013-09-26 08:16:47 AM
Reading the descriptions of her two books on Amazon really tells you all you need to know.

And there was close to 40 one star reviews all posted yesterday. Expect a follow up article in the next few days about her courageous struggle against the internet.
 
2013-09-26 08:16:50 AM
He's thanking his lucky stars.
 
2013-09-26 08:16:56 AM
i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-09-26 08:17:25 AM
Wow, she's a shiatty person.  Unsurprisingly, she even gets paid to be a shiatty person.

Therefore:

vudukungfu: Bullet. dodged.


This!
 
2013-09-26 08:17:28 AM

EvilEgg: Guess she's not used to being the dumped. He was as nice about it as possible.


It was still gutless to dump her via a text, even if she may have gone a bit overboard in shaming him on
her blog.
 
2013-09-26 08:18:04 AM
He made a faux pas.
She was a complete psycho biatch.
 
2013-09-26 08:18:46 AM
She's never been to a gym.
 
2013-09-26 08:19:31 AM
www.recourseresource.com

Your damn right I invented it's not you it's me!
 
2013-09-26 08:19:50 AM
I blame Sex In The City.
 
2013-09-26 08:20:06 AM
yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless
 
2013-09-26 08:20:24 AM

DjangoStonereaver: EvilEgg: Guess she's not used to being the dumped. He was as nice about it as possible.

It was still gutless to dump her via a text, even if she may have gone a bit overboard in shaming him on
her blog.


It's not "dumping" if you've gone out on only two dates; he didn't want to pursue this "thing" any further, and he was considerate enough to tell her. He's blameless; she sounds nuts and deluded.
 
2013-09-26 08:20:30 AM
She sounds like a biatch.
 
2013-09-26 08:20:42 AM
Miss Pu is pretty full of herself.

/if you get what I mean
 
2013-09-26 08:20:45 AM

The Taylor Swift of literature.The Taylor Swift of literature.The Taylor Swift of literature.The Hitler of tolerance.

 
2013-09-26 08:20:50 AM
Some of the review for her book on Amazon are Fark comedy gold:

"This is not a book to be set aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force."

"I'd rather watch the series finale of Dexter 47 times back-to-back while simultaneously getting rammed in the A by a baby narwhal than read one more chapter of this book."

"Yet another "quirky" bipolar narcissist writing about her "interesting" life. Do yourself a favor and skip this one, there are plenty of defective people out there with something fascinating to say, Quin Woodward Pu is not one of them."

"By the way, my African Grey died when I used the pages from this bore fest to line her cage."

"I am stunned into paralysis. I have no words-this never happens-and I just feel short of breath. There are many things that pissed me off with this book, but I am so flustered I can't even articulate them."
(I SEE WHAT HE DID THAR)

"I snapchatted with the author of this book, and she SCREENSHOTTED my weiner-pics and sent them to my boss. It's unfortunate, because she was really funny, smart, and cool... This book is the memoir-equivalent of To Kill A Mockingbird, if that book were written by a gossip columnist playing understudy for Perez Hilton"

"This is the BEST book about narcissistic personality disorder that I've ever read!!! I'm truly impressed by the amount of self-awareness you possess."


Awesome stuff.
 
2013-09-26 08:20:51 AM
Seems her response was a biatchildish.
 
2013-09-26 08:20:52 AM

DjangoStonereaver: EvilEgg: Guess she's not used to being the dumped. He was as nice about it as possible.

It was still gutless to dump her via a text, even if she may have gone a bit overboard in shaming him on
her blog.


Yes it was gutless...

But he probably realised she was a nutter and wanted the safest way possible to break up lest she whip out a knife and try and cut his nuts off...

I know nothing about her... but sounds like she might be that kind.
 
2013-09-26 08:21:57 AM
I'm still trying to figure out the "as a 25 year old with a condo" comment. That makes you cool...why? Doesn't this just say to the world, "I hate renting, but I love sharing walls with complete strangers"?

Also, unless that dress is somehow yanking on them, gravity has not been kind to her in her 25 years.
 
2013-09-26 08:22:28 AM

DjangoStonereaver: EvilEgg: Guess she's not used to being the dumped. He was as nice about it as possible.

It was still gutless to dump her via a text, even if she may have gone a bit overboard in shaming him on
her blog.


they went on two dates. is that even a dump? It really seems more like him letting her know that he doesn't want to be in a relationship with her so he doesn't have to dump her in the near future. Does that really need to be done in person?
 
2013-09-26 08:22:33 AM
Men always forget:  Hell hath no fury....

This one time I broke  up with a GF around 1992, cost me a leather jacket, my 3 favorite shirts and my only pair of glasses.  Then she banged my best friend.  I got off easy.
 
2013-09-26 08:22:34 AM

Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless


No... most girls are pretty great. Yeah we like to joke about them... but the psychos are in the minority.


This one in the article is a loon though.
 
2013-09-26 08:22:43 AM
She didn't air this on TFD so she's no one to me.
 
2013-09-26 08:22:50 AM

CleanAndPure: He made a faux pas.
She was a complete psycho biatch.


AW, plain and simple.  A professional AW.   Maybe a professional something else, too.
 
2013-09-26 08:23:00 AM

Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless


I think people are just pointing out that this woman kind of sucks in this instance (and perhaps there's some evidence that she sucks in general).  Most women are awesome.

Unless you think this woman is pretty awesome.

In which case....why?
 
2013-09-26 08:23:20 AM
Dunno why she is so upset, he didn't tell her she was lousy at sex.

/which is why he bailed on her
 
2013-09-26 08:23:26 AM
Wow.... that's a whole new level of crazy.
 
2013-09-26 08:23:46 AM

wild9: Seems her response was a biatchildish.


Did I forget a space? Let's try again.  biatchildish
 
2013-09-26 08:24:03 AM

Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless


I can't speak for everyone, but I'm only here for the douche-hating thread.

Some classic douche-hating threads from the past:
farm4.staticflickr.com
i84.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-26 08:24:34 AM
 
2013-09-26 08:24:53 AM
I hope anon doxes her.
 
2013-09-26 08:25:09 AM
She seems a little obsessed - with a drunk guy she has dinner with.  Maybe she was off her meds

Also

vudukungfu: Bullet. dodged.


So.Much.This

And as many have said, she has not been anywhere near a gym

quinwoodwardpudotcom.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-26 08:25:13 AM
Everyone acts like this is the first time someone has...
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dumped a Pu.

/YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
 
2013-09-26 08:25:34 AM
A biatch AND stuck on herself?  Holy fark! Where do I get in line to date her???
 
2013-09-26 08:25:46 AM
theatozofdating.files.wordpress.com

About sums it up for this broad.
 
2013-09-26 08:25:54 AM

skozlaw: [i1.ytimg.com image 850x478]


images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-09-26 08:26:02 AM

Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless


9/10.

Simple. Effective. Broad to the point where men will feel the need to clarify, when they shouldn;t have to since it's clear who they are biatching about.

Good stuff.
 
2013-09-26 08:27:00 AM

Jim from Saint Paul: Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless

9/10.

Simple. Effective. Broad to the point where men will feel the need to clarify, when they shouldn;t have to since it's clear who they are biatching about.

Good stuff.


DAMMIT!!!!!
 
2013-09-26 08:27:09 AM
Sounds like the guy read her musings online after he sobered up and decided to run away before it was too late.

...but it was already... too.... late
 
2013-09-26 08:27:39 AM

Lady J: yay a woman-hating thread. we're not all biatches, just like men aren't all useless


We are hating on a nutjob. Sorry If you have a chip on your shoulder.
 
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