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(Marketwatch)   Wall Street downgrades JC Penney to JC Halfpenney   (blogs.marketwatch.com) divider line 20
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792 clicks; posted to Business » on 26 Sep 2013 at 8:26 AM (43 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-09-26 08:30:42 AM
And if you haven't got a ha-Penney, then God bless you!
 
2013-09-26 09:00:20 AM
That Apple guy ran it into the ground. I used to buy most of my clothes there. Now Kohl's is the new JC Penney's. Lots of coupons and other bonuses given out too, like JC Penney used to do before the Apple guy came in and ruined it. JC Penney's is trying to bring that back, but a lot of your customers have defected to Kohl's.
 
2013-09-26 09:00:58 AM
Half penny, two penny, gold krugerrand
He was exceedingly rich for such a young man
 
2013-09-26 09:32:56 AM
Ha-penny, one penny, tupenny, thrupenny.
Ten to a shilling, twice that to the florin
And would you not fancy the currency foreign
To find the same face on both sides of the coin?
 
2013-09-26 12:28:26 PM

Walker: Now Kohl's is the new JC Penney's.


Kohl's jacks up posted MSRP's so they can discount them to real MSRP. And they don't carry 2XLT. fark them.
 
2013-09-26 12:59:58 PM

wildcardjack: Walker: Now Kohl's is the new JC Penney's.

Kohl's jacks up posted MSRP's so they can discount them to real MSRP. And they don't carry 2XLT. fark them.


You sound ... nevermind.
 
2013-09-26 01:46:57 PM

I think I'll by J. C. Penny with this!
 
2013-09-26 01:49:20 PM
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I think I'll buy J. C. Penny with this!

/FARK didn't like the previous image for some reason, but this one is more appropriate anyway.
 
2013-09-26 03:42:21 PM

skrame: wildcardjack: Walker: Now Kohl's is the new JC Penney's.

Kohl's jacks up posted MSRP's so they can discount them to real MSRP. And they don't carry 2XLT. fark them.

You sound ... nevermind.


Tall?  I think they do carry some 2XLT but not much.  Check online.
 
2013-09-26 04:43:15 PM
JC Pinksheets?
 
2013-09-26 05:10:51 PM

Walker: That Apple guy ran it into the ground. I used to buy most of my clothes there. Now Kohl's is the new JC Penney's. Lots of coupons and other bonuses given out too, like JC Penney used to do before the Apple guy came in and ruined it. JC Penney's is trying to bring that back, but a lot of your customers have defected to Kohl's.


Penneys was already on the sane path as Montgomery Wards, they had to try something.
 
2013-09-26 05:11:47 PM

wildcardjack: Walker: Now Kohl's is the new JC Penney's.

Kohl's jacks up posted MSRP's so they can discount them to real MSRP. And they don't carry 2XLT. fark them.


People love getting a bargain. Even if it costs them a little bit extra.
 
2013-09-26 05:50:18 PM

thetrenchcoat: Half penny, two penny, gold krugerrand
He was exceedingly rich for such a young man


Sad story, old story, bring out the band.
 
2013-09-26 06:48:02 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: And if you haven't got a ha-Penney, then God bless you!


GODDAMMITSOMUCH!  The FIRST damn thing I thought of and it's the first weeners in the thread.  Missed it by THAT much.

\bacon
\\...what?
\\\great album.  I'm soooo old...
 
2013-09-26 06:50:13 PM
And Leon's getting larger!

dtdstudios.com
 
2013-09-26 07:09:56 PM

SupersonicII: thetrenchcoat: Half penny, two penny, gold krugerrand
He was exceedingly rich for such a young man

Sad story, old story, bring out the band.


Another divorce just a few hundred grand
 
2013-09-26 07:15:43 PM
Fark never fails to deliver.

Half penny, two penny, back of the queue
Yes mister poor man this means you
 
2013-09-26 07:24:22 PM
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2013-09-26 08:19:07 PM
I really like the new Penney's.  The clothes are pretty stylish now, yet they kept a small old fogey section so as to not alienate the usual customers.  They have some pretty neat home stuff too.  All the prices are great.

wildcardjack: Kohl's jacks up posted MSRP's so they can discount them to real MSRP


I worked at Kohl's while in college, and they do this to an absurd level.  The original price on some things was just so ridiculous.  But it's on sale!  I guess people need to feel like they are getting away with something when they're shopping.
 
2013-09-27 04:40:31 PM
JC Penney's used to be a pretty great thing.

Not so much anymore.
 
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