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(Sun Sentinel)   Apparently, genital-hoisting is now a thing   ( divider line
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10181 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Sep 2013 at 2:21 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-09-26 02:37:48 AM  
4 votes:
Genital hoisting?
2013-09-26 02:28:06 AM  
2 votes:
FTA - "When your're wheeling out you garbage in the morning, the last thing you probably want to see is more junk." "reports Will Greenlee in his Off the Beat blog."

They should give an award for this kind of journalism. I suggest...
2013-09-26 11:31:11 AM  
1 vote:

swingerofbirches: What genital hoisting may look like:
[ image 600x215]

I don't own one, nor would I want one for the enhancement, but it could be nice to keep things from getting stuck between your legs.

Get away from us. I curse you and your graphic imaging

(flipping toad water in your general direction)
2013-09-26 06:01:05 AM  
1 vote:

I'm NOT the only one who remembers Zorro: the Gay Blade.

\ironically less gay than "mask of Zorro"
2013-09-26 05:56:31 AM  
1 vote:

Gyrfalcon: Lsherm: Christ, after my hernia surgery I would have paid for such a thing.  It takes a goddamn year for the boys to get back to level.

Why that made me giggle so hard, I don't know. But it did.

Imagine Sean Connery saying it to Alex Trebek.
2013-09-26 05:27:15 AM  
1 vote:
2013-09-26 04:39:31 AM  
1 vote:
Johnny Carson was a genial host.
2013-09-26 02:40:52 AM  
1 vote:
2013-09-26 01:04:20 AM  
1 vote:
Hoisted on its own retard.
2013-09-26 12:23:56 AM  
1 vote:
2013-09-25 11:40:57 PM  
1 vote:
It's been a thing with me for years

/first liar don't stand a chance, I know
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