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(Sun Sentinel)   Apparently, genital-hoisting is now a thing   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 46
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2013-09-25 11:40:57 PM
It's been a thing with me for years

/first liar don't stand a chance, I know
 
2013-09-26 12:05:42 AM
Christ, after my hernia surgery I would have paid for such a thing.  It takes a goddamn year for the boys to get back to level.
 
2013-09-26 12:08:44 AM
Such a misleading headline. Here I was expecting some kind of kinky modern primitive thing. I am disappoint.
 
2013-09-26 12:12:21 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-26 12:23:56 AM
wiki.teamfortress.com
 
2013-09-26 01:04:20 AM
Hoisted on its own retard.
 
2013-09-26 02:28:06 AM
FTA - "When your're wheeling out you garbage in the morning, the last thing you probably want to see is more junk." "reports Will Greenlee in his Off the Beat blog."

They should give an award for this kind of journalism. I suggest...

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-26 02:32:29 AM
reports Will Greenlee in his Off the Beat blog for TCPalm.com in Stuart.

Now Solomayar gets to find out something else that's sucky -- jail.

Find out and get the DUHtails and arrest affidavit at Will Greenlee's Off the Beat blog at TCPalm.com in Stuart.

More FloriDUH

Copyright © 2013, South Florida Sun-Sentinel


How in the flying f*ck can Sun-Sentinel claim copyright over an article that they appropriately admit was stolen from another blog? Or are they claiming copyright on the words that were creatively and originally arranged to tell people that the other blog has this cool story?
 
2013-09-26 02:32:54 AM
In my day, hoisting genitals was called a "wedgie."
 
2013-09-26 02:32:57 AM
I never knew the Catholic church actually had a name for what kind of sexual abuse the priests dish out to the altar boys.
 
2013-09-26 02:36:44 AM
In Africa, genital-heisting is a big thing.
 
2013-09-26 02:37:15 AM
The opening graff was just one typo away from being borderline genius.
 
2013-09-26 02:37:48 AM
assets0.ordienetworks.com
Genital hoisting?
 
2013-09-26 02:40:52 AM
i2.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-09-26 02:41:59 AM

brantgoose: In Africa, genital-heisting is a big thing.


Yeah, but that's only a problem if you're a rhinoceros.
 
2013-09-26 02:56:43 AM
Eeeeeyyyy...  I got your genital hoist *right here*!
 
2013-09-26 03:05:04 AM
Is this some nautical term having to do with a jib and its cut?
 
2013-09-26 03:06:27 AM
One can onlu assume that the penis was loaded when it was pointed
 
2013-09-26 03:06:56 AM
www.hotflick.net
Frowns at these shenanigans.
 
2013-09-26 03:07:19 AM
I laughed as I read the article.
 
2013-09-26 03:11:20 AM
Is this what pirates called hoisting the Jolly Roger?  Because that makes Treasure Island a different kind of story altogether.
 
2013-09-26 03:15:31 AM
You raise me up...
 
2013-09-26 03:25:39 AM

illannoyin: FTA - "When your're wheeling out you garbage in the morning, the last thing you probably want to see is more junk." "reports Will Greenlee in his Off the Beat blog. beat off blog"

 
2013-09-26 03:25:44 AM

Lsherm: Christ, after my hernia surgery I would have paid for such a thing.  It takes a goddamn year for the boys to get back to level.


Why that made me giggle so hard, I don't know. But it did.
 
2013-09-26 04:13:29 AM
Is this the thing chick trannies do to pretend they have junk?
 
2013-09-26 04:39:31 AM
Johnny Carson was a genial host.
 
2013-09-26 04:42:53 AM
What genital hoisting may look like:
wildmant.com
From:  http://www.balllifter.com/pages/balllifter.html

I don't own one, nor would I want one for the enhancement, but it could be nice to keep things from getting stuck between your legs.
 
2013-09-26 05:26:39 AM
 
2013-09-26 05:27:15 AM
www.zorrolegend.com
 
2013-09-26 05:56:31 AM

Gyrfalcon: Lsherm: Christ, after my hernia surgery I would have paid for such a thing.  It takes a goddamn year for the boys to get back to level.

Why that made me giggle so hard, I don't know. But it did.


Imagine Sean Connery saying it to Alex Trebek.
 
2013-09-26 06:01:05 AM

thamike:


I'm NOT the only one who remembers Zorro: the Gay Blade.

\ironically less gay than "mask of Zorro"
 
2013-09-26 06:09:51 AM

Lsherm: Gyrfalcon: Lsherm: Christ, after my hernia surgery I would have paid for such a thing.  It takes a goddamn year for the boys to get back to level.

Why that made me giggle so hard, I don't know. But it did.

Imagine Sean Connery saying it to Alex Trebek.


the laugh, it was out loud
 
2013-09-26 06:10:32 AM
there's a gay club in London called the Hoist.

I'm not kidding: these places have lube dispensers on the walls
 
2013-09-26 06:15:14 AM

swingerofbirches: What genital hoisting may look like:
[wildmant.com image 600x215]
From:  http://www.balllifter.com/pages/balllifter.html

I don't own one, nor would I want one for the enhancement, but it could be nice to keep things from getting stuck between your legs.


Was going to post a pic of my alternative to the ball lifter......but she won't let me.
 
2013-09-26 06:15:57 AM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
Well, when challenged, monkeys generally assert their dominance through chasing, assault and a stylized penile display. That's a little outside my comfort zone.
 
2013-09-26 06:58:52 AM
Love the "About the author": 

"BARBARA HIJEK has spent the best years of her life doing news research in Florida, the most news-warpy place in the universe. She's still passed all her drug tests and remains Prozac free."
 
2013-09-26 06:58:57 AM
Linking to the actual story is a new thing too, apparently.
 
2013-09-26 07:28:42 AM
The best thing about that site was the link to "more floriduh"
 
2013-09-26 08:40:23 AM
blogs.sfweekly.com
Allow me to remove my elaborate set of trusses.
 
2013-09-26 09:02:19 AM
Genital hoisting?Imona need me one a them big ole high-rise cranes to lift this here love wrench...gonna have ta put wheels on it, too, so's it don't get all scraped up on the gravel.
 
2013-09-26 09:56:01 AM

cajunns: The best thing about that site was the link to "more floriduh"


Port St. Lucie is the Florida of Florida.
 
2013-09-26 10:31:29 AM

genepool lifeboat: cajunns: The best thing about that site was the link to "more floriduh"

Port St. Lucie is the Florida of Florida.


No.  That would be Lakeland.
 
2013-09-26 11:31:11 AM

swingerofbirches: What genital hoisting may look like:
[wildmant.com image 600x215]
From:  http://www.balllifter.com/pages/balllifter.html

I don't own one, nor would I want one for the enhancement, but it could be nice to keep things from getting stuck between your legs.


Get away from us. I curse you and your graphic imaging

(flipping toad water in your general direction)
 
2013-09-26 12:56:12 PM
www.trbimg.com

LIKE A BOSS.
 
2013-09-26 02:08:05 PM

swingerofbirches: What genital hoisting may look like:
[wildmant.com image 600x215]
From:  http://www.balllifter.com/pages/balllifter.html

I don't own one, nor would I want one for the enhancement, but it could be nice to keep things from getting stuck between your legs.


looks like something your domme would have you wear if you'd been bad
 
2013-09-26 08:56:39 PM
Nope.  You did not see this.  NSFW.  NSFL.
 
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