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(Columbia Daily Tribune)   Guess what a Missouri state representative--who worked to lower the punishment for possession of marijuana--was busted for over the weekend?   (columbiatribune.com) divider line 81
    More: Obvious, Missouri House of Representatives, drug possession, state legislative, outstanding arrest warrant, Missouri State Highway Patrol, punishments, proof of insurance, marijuana  
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2013-09-25 09:02:21 PM
forgetting a loaded 9mm in the crapper?
 
2013-09-25 09:02:39 PM
Meth?
 
2013-09-25 09:03:22 PM
Without reading TFA, I have no idea. It's usually the anti-pot ones who are busted for pot, right?
 
2013-09-25 09:03:53 PM
Child porn?
 
2013-09-25 09:04:58 PM
Parking in the white zone?  Isn't that what the red zone is for?
 
2013-09-25 09:04:59 PM

dbirchall: Without reading TFA, I have no idea. It's usually the anti-pot ones who are busted for pot, right?


This one was pro-pot. A pol for pot. He's worse than Hitler.
 
2013-09-25 09:05:12 PM
I have a feeling this won't help his cause.
 
2013-09-25 09:05:24 PM
Toe tapping in the mens restroom stalls?
 
2013-09-25 09:05:44 PM
A wide stance?
 
2013-09-25 09:06:26 PM

Hugemeister: Toe tapping in the mens restroom stalls?


Dang it! All because I typed my password wrong.

/Taco
 
2013-09-25 09:07:29 PM
removing the tags from the mattress?
 
2013-09-25 09:08:17 PM
Possession of an endangered species.
 
2013-09-25 09:09:29 PM
Conspiracy to commit loitering?
 
2013-09-25 09:10:22 PM
I'm going to guess whatever he was busted for was calling the kettle black.
 
2013-09-25 09:10:52 PM
punishment for posession of anything is retarded beyond belief...

There are no evil molecules.
 
2013-09-25 09:12:09 PM
Is this some kind of bust?

Why, yes. It's very impressive.
 
2013-09-25 09:12:41 PM
A repeat article?
 
2013-09-25 09:15:49 PM
Pooping without a license
 
Rat
2013-09-25 09:15:59 PM
Democrat?  Well the republicans oughta jump right on this one.

Wait, thats me!

© and I just don't care
 
2013-09-25 09:18:20 PM
She touched herself at night, didn't she?
 
2013-09-25 09:18:30 PM
Remember folks, if you forget your loaded gun in a public restroom in a government building, its all a misunderstanding. But if you decide to smoke a plant that has been more or less proven to be less harmful than alcohol or tobacco, then your ass is heading to jail.  'Murica.
 
2013-09-25 09:20:48 PM
Heavy petting at the petting zoo?
 
2013-09-25 09:22:17 PM
And nothing of value was lost.

/Wait, state representatives actually work, right?
 
2013-09-25 09:22:50 PM
Keeping wildlife, um... an amphibious rodent for, um... you know, domestic... within the city.
 
2013-09-25 09:22:53 PM
FTA;
"Interstate 70 when roadside scanners alerted the Missouri State Highway Patrol "

This seems important.
 
2013-09-25 09:25:31 PM
Hookers and blow?
 
2013-09-25 09:25:40 PM
Fixing the cable?
 
2013-09-25 09:28:42 PM
I was going for "Who was toe tapping (R) in the Airport Bathroom" for $100 Alex.
 
2013-09-25 09:29:23 PM
Debating moss, I'll bet it was.
 
2013-09-25 09:29:51 PM
Is he the guy in the loud plaid sportscoat from a couple of months ago?
 
2013-09-25 09:30:30 PM
Rape of a cloven hoofed animal?
 
2013-09-25 09:30:35 PM
I am shocked and amazed.... a politician who isn't a hypocrite? My worldview is shaken
 
2013-09-25 09:30:47 PM

basemetal: Hookers and blow?


More like a hackey sack and a girl from upstate named after a season.
 
2013-09-25 09:36:22 PM

snocone: FTA;
"Interstate 70 when roadside scanners alerted the Missouri State Highway Patrol "

This seems important.


Stuck me as strange as well.
Any info, Farkers?
 
2013-09-25 09:39:02 PM

snocone: FTA;
"Interstate 70 when roadside scanners alerted the Missouri State Highway Patrol "

This seems important.


The full quote:

"LaFaver was westbound on Interstate 70 when roadside scanners alerted the Missouri State Highway Patrol of his car's presence on the highway and that there were outstanding arrest warrants associated with the vehicle."

I think a state legislator with outstanding arrest warrants is the real story here.  Further down, the article says:

"After his arrest, LaFaver resigned as chairman of the House Democratic Victory Committee but retained his House seat."

If he ends up serving time for whatever those outstanding arrest warrants were for, would he lose his seat then?
 
2013-09-25 09:39:55 PM
Speeding?
 
2013-09-25 09:39:59 PM
I don't have any issue with this.  I would have an issue if he argued for raising the punishment and then was also busted for it.

Probably why I don't vote Republican anymore.
 
2013-09-25 09:40:01 PM
up to 2 years in jail for a pipe and a dime bag, WTF?
 
2013-09-25 09:40:39 PM

cantsleep: snocone: FTA;
"Interstate 70 when roadside scanners alerted the Missouri State Highway Patrol "

This seems important.

Stuck me as strange as well.
Any info, Farkers?


IIRC the ink is not dry yet on the last statement by some transportation lackey saying the scanners were for studying traffic patterns.
Nation wide traffic, eh?
 
2013-09-25 09:41:19 PM

lifeboat: Parking in the white zone?  Isn't that what the red zone is for?


don't give me any of your white zone bullshiat.... we know what this is really about.
 
2013-09-25 09:41:58 PM

cantsleep: snocone: FTA;
"Interstate 70 when roadside scanners alerted the Missouri State Highway Patrol "

This seems important.

Stuck me as strange as well.
Any info, Farkers?


Highway patrol vehicles are outfitted with a series of cameras that scan license plates and then automatically run the plate number through a database to search for any outstanding warrants.

I only know because I got pulled over once for an expired tag and the state trooper showed me the system.
 
2013-09-25 09:42:01 PM

Bastard_Lunatic: up to 2 years in jail for a pipe and a dime bag, WTF?


That is way more than the J P Morgan bankers are getting.
 
2013-09-25 09:42:13 PM
Oh, and I think "roadside scanners" may mean "license plate scanners", since the vehicle was as they say "know to the police."  That sounds more plausible that some sort of tricorder that can distinguish between legal and illegal complex organic molecules inside a moving car five meters away.  Unless he was smoking with the windows open.
 
2013-09-25 09:44:27 PM
Farting?
 
2013-09-25 09:44:39 PM
Putting a question mark where one wasn't needed?
 
2013-09-25 09:47:19 PM
Mopery?
 
2013-09-25 09:53:27 PM
Littering and creating a nuisance?
 
2013-09-25 09:59:20 PM
Sex with a goat?
Sex with a minor?
Sex with a pumpkin?
Sex with a Rose Parade Float?
Sex with an underage dolphin?
Raping an orphaned kitten?
Diddling a unicorn?

C'mon it had to be sexual???
 
2013-09-25 09:59:55 PM
Possession of an infernal machine?
 
2013-09-25 10:14:17 PM

lifeboat: Parking in the white zone?  Isn't that what the red zone is for?


I know what this is about, you want me to have an abortion don't you.
 
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