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(Ohio.com)   Mother-of-the-year candidate arrested for helping her 11 and 15-year-old sons use a bicycle to beat two men who refused to give the 11-year-old a cigarette   (ohio.com) divider line 77
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2013-09-25 07:24:38 PM
I feel terrible for laughing. Good story subby.
 
2013-09-25 07:39:47 PM
Dacron, Ohio.
 
2013-09-25 09:17:10 PM
 
2013-09-25 09:17:57 PM
I'm sure the usual gang of White Pride moderates will be here to condemn her alleged actions.
 
2013-09-25 09:40:13 PM

cman: This isn't the first time, or the second time she has been arrested


Yeah, that's mentioned in TFA. And that's her FIFTH kid.

And how humiliating is it for a 22-year-old to get his ass kicked by a 15-year-old?
 
2013-09-25 09:53:47 PM

fusillade762: cman: This isn't the first time, or the second time she has been arrested

Yeah, that's mentioned in TFA. And that's her FIFTH kid.

And how humiliating is it for a 22-year-old to get his ass kicked by a 15-year-old?


Well, there was also an 11 year old

And, considering her life story, they got to be some tough kids.

5 kids at 29 is insane
 
2013-09-25 10:40:19 PM
The way you guys talk about it you make is sound bad
 
2013-09-25 10:43:08 PM

cman: fusillade762: cman: This isn't the first time, or the second time she has been arrested

Yeah, that's mentioned in TFA. And that's her FIFTH kid.

And how humiliating is it for a 22-year-old to get his ass kicked by a 15-year-old?

Well, there was also an 11 year old

And, considering her life story, they got to be some tough kids.

5 kids at 29 is insane


I'd like to suggest 5 kids, period,
is insane.
 
2013-09-25 10:44:53 PM

cman: fusillade762: cman: This isn't the first time, or the second time she has been arrested

Yeah, that's mentioned in TFA. And that's her FIFTH kid.

And how humiliating is it for a 22-year-old to get his ass kicked by a 15-year-old?

Well, there was also an 11 year old

And, considering her life story, they got to be some tough kids.

5 kids at 29 is insane
How many baby daddys are there?

 
2013-09-25 10:45:36 PM
White trash news.
 
2013-09-25 10:48:26 PM

2wolves: I'm sure the usual gang of White Pride moderates will be here to condemn her alleged actions.


Why go the racial angle on this one? It wouldn't be surprising that someone did defend her, but I see nothing in the article that suggest racial overtones.
 
2013-09-25 10:50:47 PM
Another example for the need to implement forced sterilization in some cases.
Pfffft stupid mother.
 
2013-09-25 10:51:04 PM
She could be Mormon. Those people have lots of kids.
 
2013-09-25 10:56:49 PM
Ohio is kinda like Detroit without the elegance and class.
 
2013-09-25 10:57:00 PM
If a 15 year old with a 30 year old mother asks for a cigarette, you give it to him. And if you don't, well... You get hit upside the jaw with a tire gauge. Thems the breaks!
 
2013-09-25 10:58:28 PM
A few solid shots landed but I'm sure there were a few Lucky Strikes
 
2013-09-25 10:59:00 PM
Nothing wrong with her that some of my good lovin' wouldn't fix.  (jk)
 
2013-09-25 10:59:49 PM
Boyyeeee at least she's not one of those weirdos with no kids!

Those people are straaaa-aaa-aaaa-ange!!

As we all know, having kids shows you are a mature and responsible adult.
 
2013-09-25 11:00:56 PM
Ohio.com. Kenmore?

::clicks::

Yep. No surprise.
 
2013-09-25 11:01:07 PM
So, they were hanging out here?

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-09-25 11:03:37 PM

hunh: Nothing wrong with her that some of my good lovin' wouldn't fix.  (jk)


5 kids at 29, dude, starting when she was 15. Her gash has the elasticity and texture of a potato sack. Seriously, her plow hole probably looks like Frankenstein's neck.
 
2013-09-25 11:10:36 PM
At least she didn't have an abortion.
We would have been deprived of the 5 special little gifts from God she has bestowed upon us.
 
2013-09-25 11:11:52 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: hunh: Nothing wrong with her that some of my good lovin' wouldn't fix.  (jk)

5 kids at 29, dude, starting when she was 15. Her gash has the elasticity and texture of a potato sack. Seriously, her plow hole probably looks like Frankenstein's neck.


Electrodes and all.
 
2013-09-25 11:13:20 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: hunh: Nothing wrong with her that some of my good lovin' wouldn't fix.  (jk)

5 kids at 29, dude, starting when she was 15. Her gash has the elasticity and texture of a potato sack. Seriously, her plow hole probably looks like Frankenstein's neck.


Up the poop chute.

/maybe
 
2013-09-25 11:20:58 PM
Hillyer is accused of using a metal tire pressure gauge to hit the younger brother in the face.

Did she hit her own son in the face or is the author farked up?

Also, I have a metal tire pressure gauge in my glove compartment and I'd be hard pressed to use it as a weapon.
 
2013-09-25 11:22:05 PM

fusillade762: cman: This isn't the first time, or the second time she has been arrested

Yeah, that's mentioned in TFA. And that's her FIFTH kid.

And how humiliating is it for a 22-year-old to get his ass kicked by a 15-year-old?


At my middle school, I knew 14 year-olds who could easily have kicked the crap out of grown men. Some guys get big early
 
2013-09-25 11:22:35 PM
Sterilize them all. We had better start soon because one of them is already 15.
 
2013-09-25 11:28:23 PM

ArkAngel: Some guys get big early


Your momma been tellin' stories about me again, eh?
 
2013-09-25 11:32:19 PM
Approves

www.ace-entertainment.com
 
2013-09-25 11:32:46 PM
These blacks and hispanics need to stop .....................oh wait
 
2013-09-25 11:36:18 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: hunh: Nothing wrong with her that some of my good lovin' wouldn't fix.  (jk)

5 kids at 29, dude, starting when she was 15. Her gash has the elasticity and texture of a potato sack. Seriously, her plow hole probably looks like Frankenstein's neck.


i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-09-25 11:37:25 PM

umad: Sterilize them all. We had better start soon because one of them is already 15.


It might sound messed up, but I'm all for voluntary state funded sterilization.

They should even offer the women $10, or $20,000.
Each one of those kids are going to cost taxpayers in the hundreds of thousands of dollars (at best) in the course of their lifetimes.

There's an awful lot of women that would JUMP at the chance to avoid being an unwilling parent, and make $20k at the same time.
 
2013-09-25 11:39:39 PM
Holy shiat...FIVE kids at 31, including a 15-year-old? Something tells me she's not well-known for sound choices in life.
 
2013-09-25 11:40:48 PM

bojon: cman: fusillade762: cman: This isn't the first time, or the second time she has been arrested

Yeah, that's mentioned in TFA. And that's her FIFTH kid.

And how humiliating is it for a 22-year-old to get his ass kicked by a 15-year-old?

Well, there was also an 11 year old

And, considering her life story, they got to be some tough kids.

5 kids at 29 is insane
How many baby daddys are there?


7, as it turns out.
 
2013-09-25 11:42:46 PM

180IQ: bojon: cman: fusillade762: cman: This isn't the first time, or the second time she has been arrested

Yeah, that's mentioned in TFA. And that's her FIFTH kid.

And how humiliating is it for a 22-year-old to get his ass kicked by a 15-year-old?

Well, there was also an 11 year old

And, considering her life story, they got to be some tough kids.

5 kids at 29 is insane
How many baby daddys are there?

7, as it turns out.


Sounds like a job for Maurie Povich.
 
2013-09-25 11:44:31 PM

TommyymmoT: umad: Sterilize them all. We had better start soon because one of them is already 15.

It might sound messed up, but I'm all for voluntary state funded sterilization.

They should even offer the women $10, or $20,000.
Each one of those kids are going to cost taxpayers in the hundreds of thousands of dollars (at best) in the course of their lifetimes.

There's an awful lot of women that would JUMP at the chance to avoid being an unwilling parent, and make $20k at the same time.


shiat, they'd probably settle for a year's worth of Basic 305's and summer passes to the water park.
 
2013-09-25 11:58:26 PM
I saw a parenting couple of the year candidate this evening. I took the one yr old to the neighborhood park to get some outside time. A family near the pond was feeding the ducks and geese (not permitted) when a goose snapped at and bit one 10 year oldish boy on the arm. Dad ran over a few paces from where he was with a younger girl and got all angry. Mom told him which little f*cker (goose) it was. Dad took a few steps into the pond to grab this goose, but it sped away deeper into the pond. Dad was attempting to kill that goose, this I am sure. I'm standing there in a wtf sort of way. The 10 year old was fine, just startled. I don't know how I would of responded if dad actually caught that bird.
 
2013-09-25 11:59:52 PM

morg: Hillyer is accused of using a metal tire pressure gauge to hit the younger brother in the face.

Did she hit her own son in the face or is the author farked up?

Also, I have a metal tire pressure gauge in my glove compartment and I'd be hard pressed to use it as a weapon.


The victims were brothers, according to TFA.
 
2013-09-26 12:05:47 AM

tuna fingers: I saw a parenting couple of the year candidate this evening. I took the one yr old to the neighborhood park to get some outside time. A family near the pond was feeding the ducks and geese (not permitted) when a goose snapped at and bit one 10 year oldish boy on the arm. Dad ran over a few paces from where he was with a younger girl and got all angry. Mom told him which little f*cker (goose) it was. Dad took a few steps into the pond to grab this goose, but it sped away deeper into the pond. Dad was attempting to kill that goose, this I am sure. I'm standing there in a wtf sort of way. The 10 year old was fine, just startled. I don't know how I would of responded if dad actually caught that bird.


You probably wouldn't have done or said anything. Bug you would have thought about all kinds of medieval torture you would have inflicted on him if not for *insert excuse here*.
 
2013-09-26 12:07:09 AM
This is why Michigan ended up ultimately getting the best out of the Toledo War. We gave up Toledo, and we got the mineral-rich U.P. in return.

Ohioans still think they won. Yeah, you won. Enjoying Toledo?
 
2013-09-26 12:08:37 AM
"I saw my son use a bicycle as a weapon!"

/obscure?
//DRTFA
 
2013-09-26 12:10:28 AM

fusillade762: cman: This isn't the first time, or the second time she has been arrested

Yeah, that's mentioned in TFA. And that's her FIFTH kid.

And how humiliating is it for a 22-year-old to get his ass kicked by a 15-year-old?


Zimmerman!!

/drink?
 
2013-09-26 12:15:52 AM

fusillade762: cman: This isn't the first time, or the second time she has been arrested

Yeah, that's mentioned in TFA. And that's her FIFTH kid.

And how humiliating is it for a 22-year-old to get his ass kicked by a 15-year-old?


The fact that said 15 year old was able to lift a bicycle and use it as a bludgeon indicates that you are looking at one hell of an early bloomer versus a couple of hippie-guitarist types. Also, don't forget that that the mom engaged the 18-year old with a tire gauge, leaving her two little monsters to lay into the 22 year old.

That must have been a crazy farking scene. What an absolutely useless waste of a family, too bad we don't transport criminals anymore, that whole clan needs to get shipped to Borneo pronto.
 
2013-09-26 12:16:41 AM

fusillade762: cman: This isn't the first time, or the second time she has been arrested

Yeah, that's mentioned in TFA. And that's her FIFTH kid.

And how humiliating is it for a 22-year-old to get his ass kicked by a 15-year-old?


defending yourself from a couple of teens is a catch-22.  if you don't hit them back, you can get farked up.  If you do hit them back, you're the asshole beating up minors when you're a grown man.
 
2013-09-26 12:17:39 AM
Wow.  We should probably go ahead and remove all of them from the gene pool.  Nothing productive is coming out of that bloodline.

/sometimes you gotta prune the family tree
 
2013-09-26 12:21:21 AM
I have been told from FARK parenting threads that if you don't have kids, you cannot understand and therefore cannot judge.

Shame on all of you for snarking at this Madonna and her wonderful children. They are the future after all.
 
2013-09-26 12:25:16 AM

CynicalLA: White trash news.


I used to make White Trash Cubes...  perhaps I should start selling those again.
 
2013-09-26 12:27:36 AM

Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman: fusillade762: cman: This isn't the first time, or the second time she has been arrested

Yeah, that's mentioned in TFA. And that's her FIFTH kid.

And how humiliating is it for a 22-year-old to get his ass kicked by a 15-year-old?

defending yourself from a couple of teens is a catch-22.  if you don't hit them back, you can get farked up.  If you do hit them back, you're the asshole beating up minors when you're a grown man.


You can also get into trouble for giving an 11 year old a cigarette.
 
2013-09-26 12:33:00 AM

mooseyfate: Wow.  We should probably go ahead and remove all of them from the gene pool.  Nothing productive is coming out of that bloodline.

/sometimes you gotta prune the family tree


When you're right, you're right.
So, when can I look forward to reading about you murdering an entire 'family'?

Act on your instincts, I haven't had a greenlit link in quite some time.
 
2013-09-26 12:34:28 AM

TommyymmoT: Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman: fusillade762: cman: This isn't the first time, or the second time she has been arrested

Yeah, that's mentioned in TFA. And that's her FIFTH kid.

And how humiliating is it for a 22-year-old to get his ass kicked by a 15-year-old?

defending yourself from a couple of teens is a catch-22.  if you don't hit them back, you can get farked up.  If you do hit them back, you're the asshole beating up minors when you're a grown man.

You can also get into trouble for giving an 11 year old a cigarette.


Heh. I was at an outdoor concert once and some kid who couldn't have been much older than 11 asked me for a smoke. I told him to go ask his mom.
 
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