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(LA Times)   Navy Yard shooter Aaron Alexis left note blaming ELF for shooting rampage   ( latimes.com) divider line
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2013-09-25 10:50:47 PM  
5 votes:
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2013-09-25 05:35:01 PM  
5 votes:
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I'll bet an ELF did this!
2013-09-25 07:24:37 PM  
4 votes:
2013-09-25 11:25:13 PM  
3 votes:
(He's an angry ELF)
2013-09-25 11:24:53 PM  
3 votes:
I never did trust that grinning little bastard.

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Always watching... always judging... probably whispering things.
2013-09-25 11:23:28 PM  
3 votes:

shanrick: Emerson, Lake and Falmer? I listened to them in the 70's.


Emerson
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Lake
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Falmer
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2013-09-25 11:13:57 PM  
3 votes:
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2013-09-25 10:31:46 PM  
3 votes:
Emerson, Lake and Falmer? I listened to them in the 70's.
2013-09-25 09:36:37 PM  
3 votes:
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Wanted for questioning
2013-09-26 01:16:13 AM  
2 votes:
god blessed him with the ability to hear whales speaking.

unfortunately, he never really understood the gift,

=/
2013-09-26 12:14:21 AM  
2 votes:
'sigh' it's just a simple option to enable a.out binary support. Doesn't anyone compile their own linux kernels anymore?
2013-09-25 11:38:19 PM  
2 votes:
Another tragic case of the boy who cried ELF.
2013-09-25 11:24:49 PM  
2 votes:

fusillade762: NewportBarGuy: Personally? I blame KLF

It's Three A.M., Three A.M.
It's Three A.M. eternal
Eternal

KLF is gonna rock you

[farm4.static.flickr.com image 500x348]

Understandable.


Impossible. KLF is Justified and Ancient.
2013-09-25 11:21:32 PM  
2 votes:
The good news is that after I invent my ultra-low-frequency mind-attack device, no one, and I mean no one, is going to believe those poor farkers.
2013-09-25 11:21:31 PM  
2 votes:
Wanted for questioning:
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2013-09-25 11:18:35 PM  
2 votes:
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I'll admit, it's not as good as Dio's later material but that's no reason to go around shooting people.
2013-09-25 10:39:48 PM  
2 votes:
I don't trust that little shiat on the shelf, either
2013-09-25 08:10:39 PM  
2 votes:
That's unbelievable.
2013-09-25 06:51:07 PM  
2 votes:
Well, someone has to stand up to the Earth Liberation Front!
2013-09-26 08:36:20 AM  
1 vote:

KellyX: Que Politician blaming fantasy MMO games that feature elves as playable characters


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/I also came for the a.out/ELF joke...
2013-09-26 08:10:43 AM  
1 vote:
Another tape found at the scene told a different story. . .

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2013-09-26 06:25:29 AM  
1 vote:
Damm tree huggers at the Earth Liberation Front are always causing trouble.
2013-09-26 01:11:46 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-09-26 12:05:56 AM  
1 vote:
Can we blame Art Bell and George Nouri for promulgating and giving air time to this cockamamie theory?
If Rush Limbaugh  is scripting the Republican agenda those two airheads have giving marching orders to lots of wack jobs.
2013-09-25 11:57:19 PM  
1 vote:
Elf?

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2013-09-25 11:40:56 PM  
1 vote:
I'd probably go crazy too if I had ELO playing in my head 24/7.
2013-09-25 11:40:06 PM  
1 vote:

toraque: Well, someone has to stand up to the Earth Liberation Front!


Environmentalists are behind everything!
2013-09-25 11:36:39 PM  
1 vote:
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He's always to blame.
2013-09-25 11:32:59 PM  
1 vote:
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farking liberals
2013-09-25 11:32:21 PM  
1 vote:

Arachnophobe: I never did trust that grinning little bastard.

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Always watching... always judging... probably whispering things.


He can't help being a misfit.
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He really just wants to be a dentist.
2013-09-25 11:31:53 PM  
1 vote:
So, I'm the only one who read that initially and thought... "So, he was an radical Environmentalist?"
2013-09-25 11:29:19 PM  
1 vote:

Skyrmion: The good news is that after I invent my ultra-low-frequency mind-attack device, no one, and I mean no one, is going to believe those poor farkers.


Hit me with your best shot.
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I'm ready.
2013-09-25 11:27:50 PM  
1 vote:
A paranoid gun enthusiast? What was his Fark handle?
2013-09-25 11:22:58 PM  
1 vote:

Snapper Carr: I'll admit, it's not as good as Dio's later material but that's no reason to go around shooting people.


\m/ \m/
2013-09-25 11:18:39 PM  
1 vote:
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Was Rainbow also responsible?
2013-09-25 11:16:59 PM  
1 vote:

ManateeGag: I'm not a big fan of Will Ferrell either, but I wouldn't go on a shooting rampage over one of his movies.


How about Adam Sandler?

Every man has a breaking point...
2013-09-25 09:54:46 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-09-25 06:11:05 PM  
1 vote:
That's only true if he shot Will Ferrel.

I bet the real target was The Village People.
2013-09-25 05:56:51 PM  
1 vote:
I'm not a big fan of Will Ferrell either, but I wouldn't go on a shooting rampage over one of his movies.
2013-09-25 05:38:09 PM  
1 vote:
I never trusted Wil Ferrell...
 
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