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(International Business Times)   Michael Lohan's love child spends 25k on plastic surgery to look like Lindsay Lohan   (ibtimes.com ) divider line
    More: Weird, Lindsay Lohan, Ashley Horn, love child, redheads, In Touch, DNA tests  
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2013-09-25 05:46:26 PM  
Why spend it on plastic surgery when drugs and alcohol will do the trick for you?
 
2013-09-25 06:08:22 PM  
Cow needs to lose about 50 pounds, on her face.
 
2013-09-25 06:11:00 PM  
Handle of cheap vodka would accomplish the same goal
 
2013-09-25 06:27:24 PM  
Well, everything I came to say has been covered...
 
2013-09-25 06:44:51 PM  
Looks closer to Kim Cattrall in the "After" pic.

NTTAWWT
 
2013-09-25 06:56:56 PM  
Reading that she is the result of a brief fling should really help her confidence.
 
2013-09-25 07:03:35 PM  
"What is my name?"
"Ashley Horn."
"And why is my surname Horn?"
"Because you're a bastard.  All Lohan bastards are named Horn."
 
2013-09-25 07:20:26 PM  
Damn, I first read that as "Michael Jackson" and had a great Prince Jackson joke all set.

/"Son, aim higher, at least your dad picked Diana Ross"
 
2013-09-25 08:22:36 PM  

elchupacabra: Looks closer to Kim Cattrall in the "After" pic.

NTTAWWT


NOPE

Kim Cattrall circa 2013 is hotter than that...mess.

/I do see the resemblance...but, still, no.
 
2013-09-25 08:48:58 PM  
Sorry, hun. Daddy still won't fark you
 
2013-09-25 09:28:50 PM  
Would bang
 
2013-09-25 09:48:43 PM  
I'm getting tired of these Hollywood remakes.
 
2013-09-25 10:45:57 PM  

selfmedicating: "What is my name?"
"Ashley Horn."
"And why is my surname Horn?"
"Because you're a bastard.  All Lohan bastards are named Horn."


lulz
 
2013-09-26 12:32:30 AM  

BizarreMan: Why spend it on plastic surgery when drugs and alcohol will do the trick for you?


Our work is done here.
 
2013-09-26 01:07:03 AM  
Bring her to my bedroom and I'll straighten her out... with my d***. Get it fellas?
 
2013-09-26 03:35:06 AM  
She looks like Ted Cruz.

s1.ibtimes.com

media.salon.com
 
2013-09-26 09:49:05 AM  
I think the after pic actually is Lindsey Lohan (if you read the caption). The article's headline didn't say it had actual pics of the surgery results.
 
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