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(Team Coco) Video Natasha Lyonne: "It was the highlight of my professional career, getting felt up by Brando"   (teamcoco.com) divider line 45
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2013-09-25 06:37:30 PM
Her story about seeing Conan live on mushrooms was pretty funny.
 
2013-09-25 07:41:30 PM
That's probably true.
 
2013-09-25 07:41:56 PM
She was pretty hot for about 3 weeks back in 1993, a syndrome known by its medical term, "Courtney Love-itis."
 
2013-09-25 07:44:16 PM
Rockefeller Center, Christmas, on shrooms.
 
2013-09-25 07:58:06 PM
Bravely surfing google images so you don't have to...

/ Knees look pretty non-pointy
lh3.ggpht.com
 
2013-09-25 08:05:07 PM
She doesn't look too bad on Orange is the New Black, although her playing a recovering junkie isn't much of a strech acting wise.
 
2013-09-25 08:08:07 PM

Uzzah: She was pretty hot for about 3 weeks back in 1993, a syndrome known by its medical term, "Courtney Love-itis."


Dude, in '93 she was 14
 
2013-09-25 08:10:51 PM
she's starting to look like Brando, is she sure she didn't grab her own boob?
 
2013-09-25 08:13:34 PM

Hots_Kebabs: she's starting to look like Brando, is she sure she didn't grab her own boob?


She looks perfectly normal to me. She isn't rail thin, but is far from fat. Are we even watching the same video?
 
2013-09-25 08:16:59 PM

Klippoklondike: Uzzah: She was pretty hot for about 3 weeks back in 1993, a syndrome known by its medical term, "Courtney Love-itis."

Dude, in '93 she was 14


What's your point?
 
2013-09-25 08:21:00 PM
Guess she needed what plants crave.
 
2013-09-25 09:18:19 PM
Hep C, She used to share dirty needles full of drugs into her veins, so there's that.
 
2013-09-25 09:21:22 PM
Looks like she ate Rocky and Bullwinkle.
 
2013-09-25 09:30:41 PM
She looks like this right now:

www2.pictures.zimbio.com

farm4.staticflickr.com

And I really can't believe people are buying that lame Photoshop upthread.

BTW, she's great in Orange Is The New Black. She makes out with Laura Prepon, too.
 
2013-09-25 09:33:16 PM
Here's a shot of Olivia Wilde for all you people who believed Elzar's post:

i3.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-25 09:34:25 PM

ZeroCorpse: She looks like this right now:

[www2.pictures.zimbio.com image 594x411]

[farm4.staticflickr.com image 640x427]

And I really can't believe people are buying that lame Photoshop upthread.

BTW, she's great in Orange Is The New Black. She makes out with Laura Prepon, too.


People just live for snark... I usually get a kick out of her when she's in something, but I'm not gonna pay for Netflix, so unfortunately, I'll miss Orange is the New Black, even though it sounds pretty good.
 
2013-09-25 09:38:33 PM
had the biggest crush on her when i saw slums of beverly hills.  the year it came out.  she's like a year older than me.  QUIT JUDGING ME
 
2013-09-25 09:47:42 PM

ZeroCorpse: She looks like this right now:

[www2.pictures.zimbio.com image 594x411]

[farm4.staticflickr.com image 640x427]

And I really can't believe people are buying that lame Photoshop upthread.

BTW, she's great in Orange Is The New Black. She makes out with Laura Prepon, too.


So, She's a midget that hangs out with sad midgets?
 
2013-09-25 09:48:32 PM
This is her ironic way of saying her career sucked dead donkey balls, isn't it?

/I'd be bitter too if I'd been in Blade III
 
2013-09-25 09:49:34 PM
NTTAWT small folks
 
2013-09-25 09:55:55 PM

Uzzah: Klippoklondike: Uzzah: She was pretty hot for about 3 weeks back in 1993, a syndrome known by its medical term, "Courtney Love-itis."

Dude, in '93 she was 14

What's your point?


I think his point was
img.pr0gramm.com
 
2013-09-25 10:06:42 PM

Mikey1969: ZeroCorpse: She looks like this right now:

[www2.pictures.zimbio.com image 594x411]

[farm4.staticflickr.com image 640x427]

And I really can't believe people are buying that lame Photoshop upthread.

BTW, she's great in Orange Is The New Black. She makes out with Laura Prepon, too.

People just live for snark... I usually get a kick out of her when she's in something, but I'm not gonna pay for Netflix, so unfortunately, I'll miss Orange is the New Black, even though it sounds pretty good.


A Netflix subscription is some of the cheapest entertainment one can purchase. Eight dollars a month is barely noticeable.
 
2013-09-25 10:23:31 PM

ZeroCorpse: Here's a shot of Olivia Wilde for all you people who believed Elzar's post:

[i3.photobucket.com image 500x510]


My pic is not really that different then your pic with Laura Prepon - except that Laura Prepon is in it. Same meaty jowls - I calls em like I sees em.

/ not a studman, but a guys gotta have standards
 
2013-09-25 10:56:53 PM

Elzar: ZeroCorpse: Here's a shot of Olivia Wilde for all you people who believed Elzar's post:

[i3.photobucket.com image 500x510]

My pic is not really that different then your pic with Laura Prepon - except that Laura Prepon is in it. Same meaty jowls - I calls em like I sees em.

/ not a studman, but a guys gotta have standards


You're on Fark. It's already been established that you don't have standards.
 
2013-09-25 11:19:49 PM
loved her in Freeway II: Confessions of a Trickbaby
 
2013-09-26 12:10:00 AM
Girl's had some work done.

/but I'd test that warm apple pie anyway
 
2013-09-26 12:13:25 AM
I wonder if Maria Schneider would say getting her ass buttered and then anal sexed by Brando in Last Tango in Paris was the highlight of her career
 
2013-09-26 12:29:39 AM
The  hepatitis C thing is a big detractor for me in women I'd never really have a shot with anyway. Before the  hepatitis C I found her attractive in that unattainable stranger I'd only meet if I were willing to travel thousands of mile to get arrested as a loser stalker.
 
2013-09-26 12:37:12 AM

Mikey1969: ZeroCorpse: She looks like this right now:

[www2.pictures.zimbio.com image 594x411]

[farm4.staticflickr.com image 640x427]

And I really can't believe people are buying that lame Photoshop upthread.

BTW, she's great in Orange Is The New Black. She makes out with Laura Prepon, too.

People just live for snark... I usually get a kick out of her when she's in something, but I'm not gonna pay for Netflix, so unfortunately, I'll miss Orange is the New Black, even though it sounds pretty good.


It is good. And Netflix is 8 bucks a month. Jeez.

Laura Prepon's wet, naked breasts and lesbian make-out sessions are well worth 8 bucks admission... Even if her drawn-on eyebrows are a bit distracting.

But even if she weren't doing the nasty, the show is just damned good.
 
2013-09-26 12:43:06 AM

ZeroCorpse: Mikey1969: ZeroCorpse: She looks like this right now:

[www2.pictures.zimbio.com image 594x411]

[farm4.staticflickr.com image 640x427]

And I really can't believe people are buying that lame Photoshop upthread.

BTW, she's great in Orange Is The New Black. She makes out with Laura Prepon, too.

People just live for snark... I usually get a kick out of her when she's in something, but I'm not gonna pay for Netflix, so unfortunately, I'll miss Orange is the New Black, even though it sounds pretty good.

It is good. And Netflix is 8 bucks a month. Jeez.

Laura Prepon's wet, naked breasts and lesbian make-out sessions are well worth 8 bucks admission... Even if her drawn-on eyebrows are a bit distracting.

But even if she weren't doing the nasty, the show is just damned good.




The show is great, but the main character is difficult to like or feel sorry for. The supporting cast is simply wonderful, especially Crazy Eyes.
 
2013-09-26 01:09:50 AM

Oiisu: I wonder if Maria Schneider would say getting her ass buttered and then anal sexed by Brando in Last Tango in Paris was the highlight of her career



added to queue
 
2013-09-26 02:57:29 AM

BadReligion: ZeroCorpse: Mikey1969: ZeroCorpse: She looks like this right now:

[www2.pictures.zimbio.com image 594x411]

[farm4.staticflickr.com image 640x427]

And I really can't believe people are buying that lame Photoshop upthread.

BTW, she's great in Orange Is The New Black. She makes out with Laura Prepon, too.

People just live for snark... I usually get a kick out of her when she's in something, but I'm not gonna pay for Netflix, so unfortunately, I'll miss Orange is the New Black, even though it sounds pretty good.

It is good. And Netflix is 8 bucks a month. Jeez.

Laura Prepon's wet, naked breasts and lesbian make-out sessions are well worth 8 bucks admission... Even if her drawn-on eyebrows are a bit distracting.

But even if she weren't doing the nasty, the show is just damned good.

The show is great, but the main character is difficult to like or feel sorry for. The supporting cast is simply wonderful, especially Crazy Eyes.


For you:

blog.zap2it.com

And I don't remember Lyonne making out with Prepon? The closest they came was Prepon putting her head on her shoulder in the library. Though to be fair I was pretty drunk during a couple episodes, so I may have missed it.
 
2013-09-26 06:31:30 AM
Dogfarker.
/OITNB is a great show, though.
 
2013-09-26 08:16:32 AM
Before I watched that clip I had no idea who Natasha Lyonne  was. Now i have no idea who Natasha Lyonne  is.
 
2013-09-26 08:27:11 AM

BadReligion: She doesn't look too bad on Orange is the New Black, although her playing a recovering junkie isn't much of a strech acting wise.


Not at all, even the heart surgery story was true. I still love her though, she was Opal on Pee Wee's Playhouse!
 
2013-09-26 09:27:49 AM

Occam's Disposable Razor: Mikey1969: ZeroCorpse: She looks like this right now:

[www2.pictures.zimbio.com image 594x411]

[farm4.staticflickr.com image 640x427]

And I really can't believe people are buying that lame Photoshop upthread.

BTW, she's great in Orange Is The New Black. She makes out with Laura Prepon, too.

People just live for snark... I usually get a kick out of her when she's in something, but I'm not gonna pay for Netflix, so unfortunately, I'll miss Orange is the New Black, even though it sounds pretty good.

A Netflix subscription is some of the cheapest entertainment one can purchase. Eight dollars a month is barely noticeable.


That's $8 for "streaming" video that spends half the time buffering, or DVDs I have to order a week or more in advance. I'm fine with Redbox every few weeks.
 
2013-09-26 10:51:19 AM

Mikey1969: Occam's Disposable Razor: Mikey1969: ZeroCorpse: She looks like this right now:

[www2.pictures.zimbio.com image 594x411]

[farm4.staticflickr.com image 640x427]

And I really can't believe people are buying that lame Photoshop upthread.

BTW, she's great in Orange Is The New Black. She makes out with Laura Prepon, too.

People just live for snark... I usually get a kick out of her when she's in something, but I'm not gonna pay for Netflix, so unfortunately, I'll miss Orange is the New Black, even though it sounds pretty good.

A Netflix subscription is some of the cheapest entertainment one can purchase. Eight dollars a month is barely noticeable.

That's $8 for "streaming" video that spends half the time buffering, or DVDs I have to order a week or more in advance. I'm fine with Redbox every few weeks.


i've never had any trouble with buffering while watching netflix streams. the dvds are, of course, less convenient, so i give you that, but not a week or more...longest turnaround i had when i did the dvds was send one back, receive the next one about 3 days later.

i've thought many times, when looking at my budget, about cutting netflix. then i realize that for $8 a month my daughter alone is cheaply entertained...someone will give her an idea of a show she might like and she'll watch the entire run of that series
 
2013-09-26 11:21:37 AM

BadReligion: ZeroCorpse: Mikey1969: ZeroCorpse:


But even if she weren't doing the nasty, the show is just damned good.

The show is great, but the main character is difficult to like or feel sorry for. The supporting cast is simply wonderful, especially Crazy Eyes.


Crazy Eyes rocks!

It's true, the show is awesome. I really haven't gotten into much TV in a while, but I heard about this and thought "Might as well get my $$'s worth from Netflix..." Turns out, it's great. The supporting cast is really what it's all about. They did a great job of actually developing characters and bringing diversity to the show that always leaves room for new storylines.

Also, I'm going as Pornstache for Halloween.
 
2013-09-26 11:29:57 AM

cr7pilot: BadReligion: ZeroCorpse: Mikey1969: ZeroCorpse:


But even if she weren't doing the nasty, the show is just damned good.

The show is great, but the main character is difficult to like or feel sorry for. The supporting cast is simply wonderful, especially Crazy Eyes.

Crazy Eyes rocks!

It's true, the show is awesome. I really haven't gotten into much TV in a while, but I heard about this and thought "Might as well get my $$'s worth from Netflix..." Turns out, it's great. The supporting cast is really what it's all about. They did a great job of actually developing characters and bringing diversity to the show that always leaves room for new storylines.

Also, I'm going as Pornstache for Halloween.


I hate that we have to wait for the next season to come out.  Anyone have any ideas when the release date is?
 
2013-09-26 01:43:48 PM

EdgeRunner: /I'd be bitter too if I'd been in Blade III


Patton Oswalt has some great behind-the-scenes stories about that movie. Sounds like it might have been on par with the other 2 in the trilogy had it not been for Snipes' tantrums and shenanigans.

/Always liked Natasha Lyonne
//One of my wife's favorite movies is "But I'm A Cheerleader"
///Maybe she's trying to tell me something?
 
2013-09-26 04:10:10 PM

Oiisu: I wonder if Maria Schneider would say getting her ass buttered and then anal sexed by Brando in Last Tango in Paris was the highlight of her career


Fail.

It was the other way 'round, my friend.

//And Lyonne is terrific on OITNB.
 
2013-09-26 04:26:32 PM
Funny to see her on PeeWee's Playhouse.
 
2013-09-26 07:47:55 PM

bungle_jr: Mikey1969: Occam's Disposable Razor: Mikey1969: ZeroCorpse: She looks like this right now:

[www2.pictures.zimbio.com image 594x411]

[farm4.staticflickr.com image 640x427]

And I really can't believe people are buying that lame Photoshop upthread.

BTW, she's great in Orange Is The New Black. She makes out with Laura Prepon, too.

People just live for snark... I usually get a kick out of her when she's in something, but I'm not gonna pay for Netflix, so unfortunately, I'll miss Orange is the New Black, even though it sounds pretty good.

A Netflix subscription is some of the cheapest entertainment one can purchase. Eight dollars a month is barely noticeable.

That's $8 for "streaming" video that spends half the time buffering, or DVDs I have to order a week or more in advance. I'm fine with Redbox every few weeks.

i've never had any trouble with buffering while watching netflix streams.


Yeah, I've watched streaming Netflix show from three different locations (home and when house sitting for two of my friends) and I've NEVER had any buffering problems.
 
2013-09-26 10:30:11 PM

fusillade762: bungle_jr: Mikey1969: Occam's Disposable Razor: Mikey1969: ZeroCorpse: She looks like this right now:

[www2.pictures.zimbio.com image 594x411]

[farm4.staticflickr.com image 640x427]

And I really can't believe people are buying that lame Photoshop upthread.

BTW, she's great in Orange Is The New Black. She makes out with Laura Prepon, too.

People just live for snark... I usually get a kick out of her when she's in something, but I'm not gonna pay for Netflix, so unfortunately, I'll miss Orange is the New Black, even though it sounds pretty good.

A Netflix subscription is some of the cheapest entertainment one can purchase. Eight dollars a month is barely noticeable.

That's $8 for "streaming" video that spends half the time buffering, or DVDs I have to order a week or more in advance. I'm fine with Redbox every few weeks.

i've never had any trouble with buffering while watching netflix streams.

Yeah, I've watched streaming Netflix show from three different locations (home and when house sitting for two of my friends) and I've NEVER had any buffering problems.


For some reason I've run into buffering issues watching Netflix on my kid's Wii on occasion, although it's pretty rare. If I'm at my computer though I've never had an issue.
 
2013-09-26 11:29:10 PM
Wasn't it James Woods playing the old priest in Scary Movie 2, not Brando?
 
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