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(Mediaite)   Dammit, now look at what the President has done. He's making Glenn Beck shoot blood out of his eyes every time he talks   (mediaite.com) divider line 94
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2013-09-25 04:50:44 PM
Now I get it. BOB stands for "Bleed Out, Beck".
 
2013-09-25 04:51:53 PM

MrBallou: Now I get it. BOB stands for "Bleed Out, Beck".


Don't encourage it.
 
2013-09-25 04:52:33 PM
Damn, I wish I had a tape player and time to kill.
 
2013-09-25 04:54:31 PM
So he's hemorrhaging from his brain?

imokwiththis.jpg
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-09-25 05:04:53 PM
I now think Obama is the greatest president evar.
 
2013-09-25 05:11:23 PM
Now I want to get one of those trucks with the giant loud speakers that the riot police use.  park it in front of Glen Back's house and crank Obama's state of the union speech.
 
2013-09-25 05:21:08 PM

ManateeGag: Now I want to get one of those trucks with the giant loud speakers that the riot police use.  park it in front of Glen Back's house and crank Obama's state of the union speech.


I"m down, maybe we could get the Bluesmobile if no trucks are available?
 
2013-09-25 05:39:38 PM

dr_blasto: ManateeGag: Now I want to get one of those trucks with the giant loud speakers that the riot police use.  park it in front of Glen Back's house and crank Obama's state of the union speech.

I"m down, maybe we could get the Bluesmobile if no trucks are available?


Even if the trucks ARE available... you should use the Bluesmobile just for style points.
 
2013-09-25 05:41:07 PM
If that were true,

imokwiththis.jpg
 
2013-09-25 05:41:53 PM
So, be sure to stock up on plenty of...

static.foodinsurance.com

/hot
 
2013-09-25 05:41:55 PM
I hope President Obama makes Mr. Beck do his best Budd Dwyer impersonation too.
 
2013-09-25 05:42:12 PM
shiat comes out of Beck's mouth every time he opens it.
 
2013-09-25 05:44:23 PM
I hope he has good health insurance.
 
2013-09-25 05:47:34 PM

Coco LaFemme: I hope President Obama makes Mr. Beck do his best Budd Dwyer impersonation too.


put that shiat on PPV.  That'll pay for Obamacare.
 
2013-09-25 05:49:12 PM

ManateeGag: Coco LaFemme: I hope President Obama makes Mr. Beck do his best Budd Dwyer impersonation too.

put that shiat on PPV.  That'll pay for Obamacare.


No kidding.  I'd buy a ticket.
 
2013-09-25 05:50:51 PM

ManateeGag: Coco LaFemme: I hope President Obama makes Mr. Beck do his best Budd Dwyer impersonation too.

put that shiat on PPV.  That'll pay for Obamacare.


It'll pay for Obamacare AND balance the stupid farking budget.  Finally Glenn Beck will contribute something positive to the United States.
 
2013-09-25 06:00:49 PM
Is Glenn Beck that comedian guy I heard so much about when I last visited Canada?
 
2013-09-25 06:09:17 PM

Nogrhi: ManateeGag: Coco LaFemme: I hope President Obama makes Mr. Beck do his best Budd Dwyer impersonation too.

put that shiat on PPV.  That'll pay for Obamacare.

No kidding.  I'd buy a ticket.


I'd buy a whole lot of tickets. And record the video.

And I'd carry a copy of the vid in a USB thingydoodle on my keychain.
 
2013-09-25 06:12:57 PM

Kittypie070: thingydoodle


What is it with you people and these technical terms?????
 
2013-09-25 06:23:36 PM
With all that blood, I'm surprised Glenn Beck isn't having any 1990 flashbacks...
 
2013-09-25 06:27:43 PM
It's amazing that Beck has managed to survive when he spends every minute of every day worrying about the destruction of an America that never existed.
 
IP
2013-09-25 06:29:34 PM
So Glenn Beck is a horny toad now?
 
2013-09-25 06:33:44 PM
Eye stigmata?
 
2013-09-25 06:39:39 PM
The world is on the brink of World War III

BUY GOLD!
 
2013-09-25 06:42:00 PM
Beck has eye hemorrhoids?
 
2013-09-25 06:45:00 PM
So it's like a miracle?
 
2013-09-25 06:50:10 PM

AirForceVet: Beck has eye hemorrhoids?


Well, his head is up his ass, so it would stand to reason.
 
2013-09-25 07:08:51 PM

Nogrhi: Kittypie070: thingydoodle

What is it with you people and these technical terms?????


It's technobabble, you civilians wouldn't grok it.
 
2013-09-25 07:09:22 PM

PainInTheASP: Damn, I wish I had a tape player and time to kill.


We could send YouTube links to becks email address...
 
2013-09-25 07:23:01 PM
So, can we get the president to pull a Ted Cruz at Beck's house and talk him into bleeding out?
 
2013-09-25 07:32:24 PM

Dinki: So he's hemorrhaging from his brain?

imokwiththis.jpg


where now?
 
2013-09-25 07:34:10 PM
usawhoiswho.com
 
2013-09-25 07:36:47 PM
Proof that Glenn Beck is just an old horny toad:
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-25 07:37:31 PM
Huh. How about that. Blood shoots out of my eyes when I listen to Glenn Beck.

/nazi tourettes
 
2013-09-25 07:39:01 PM
i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-09-25 07:39:51 PM
Maybe it is my imagination but it looks like Beck has lost some weight.
 
2013-09-25 07:40:48 PM

Paris1127: With all that blood, I'm surprised Glenn Beck isn't having any 1990 flashbacks...


Oh, the blood wasn't on his eyes in 1990.  It was all over that poor girl's neck, and her young, innocent breasts, and it came out of her belly, oh so much blood, Glenn thought, too much blood, he hadn't planned for her to bleed so much, she was spoiling his fantasy, just like so many other women, like ALL the other women, Glenn thought, as he lashed out at her motionless form again and again, watching it quiver and morph with each slash into a different woman...his mother, his first girlfriend, the girl who made eye contact with him at the bus stop, the nun down near the alley behind the rectory, each face, each brutalized body flashing through his mind relentlessly, as relentlessly as his hand slashed with the razor.

Or so I've heard.  Might be completely made-up.  I'm just asking questions.
 
2013-09-25 07:41:30 PM

vpb: I now think Obama is the greatest president evar.


he needs to out do Ted Cruz's  piece of performance art now :)
 
2013-09-25 07:41:47 PM
DO. NOT. RESPOND.

IF YOU DO, YOU ARE A TERRIBLE PERSON AND SHOULD FEEL BAD.
 
2013-09-25 07:44:12 PM

Markoff_Cheney: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]


I hope more people than me get this joke.  I can actually hear Madeline Kahn's voice in my head now.

/Fla-FLAMES...
 
2013-09-25 07:46:20 PM
I'd gladly volunteer to cram a couple of tampons into his eyesockets.
 
2013-09-25 07:47:27 PM

grumpfuff: DO. NOT. RESPOND.

IF YOU DO, YOU ARE A TERRIBLE PERSON AND SHOULD FEEL BAD.


Mew?
 
2013-09-25 07:49:45 PM
Way to go, Bobby!

*CHEERS*
 
2013-09-25 07:50:11 PM

Kittypie070: grumpfuff: DO. NOT. RESPOND.

IF YOU DO, YOU ARE A TERRIBLE PERSON AND SHOULD FEEL BAD.

Mew?


Not you. Good kitty.

/gives pets and treat
 
2013-09-25 07:53:57 PM

logic523: Markoff_Cheney: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]

I hope more people than me get this joke.  I can actually hear Madeline Kahn's voice in my head now.

/Fla-FLAMES...


such an underrated classic.  that popped right in my head when i saw the headline.
i could probably get away with posting that in almost every politics thread, its usually how i feel reading the comments.
 
2013-09-25 08:02:18 PM
Quickly someone play Obama speeches and reelection ads non stop!
/How long would it take to bleed out just from the eyes?
//That's how long to play the speeches.
 
2013-09-25 08:03:28 PM

fusillade762: The world is on the brink of World War III

BUY GOLD!


Derpcon 1
 
2013-09-25 08:05:10 PM

IP: So Glenn Beck is a horny toad now?


Toad, anyway.
 
2013-09-25 08:07:06 PM

the_sidewinder: Eye stigmata?

a.images.blip.tv

STIGMATA
 
2013-09-25 08:08:14 PM

Coco LaFemme: I hope President Obama makes Mr. Beck do his best Budd Dwyer impersonation too.


I'd buy that for a dollar.
 
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