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(Gawker)   Wedding photographer in Austin willing to pay for someone to find him the perfect girlfriend. They must do it quickly though, as he has to be at KKK meeting in 26 minutes   (gawker.com) divider line 355
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2013-09-25 04:29:15 PM
That is one very long and rambling red flag.  I'm assuming that ex of 11 years is witness protection now.
 
2013-09-25 04:29:53 PM
With a "just what you expected" pic of photographer.

Also, he does not want a skinny, stripper-type long-haired red-head with a tramp stamp, but then describes that exact type. Tramp stamp included as long it's a small, tasteful butterfly and she doesn't plan to have anymore tattoos.

Dumbass, indeed.

But the BEST, BESTEST Part of TFA:

"This is the 1st black president we've had so far and look what a horrible job he has done.
So in the grand scheme of things, it appears the scales are tilted in favor of Whites being the superior race, after all we weren't the ones that were enslaved workinf cotton fields for 40o years..

Just pointing out that history seems to show whites as always rising to the top and dominating all other countries and cultures and taking what they want and doing as they please, being the dominant, most powerful, most intelligent race....
I'm not saying I personally believe whites are superior to blacks, I am not a scientist, and I have not studied it to any great depth...
Just pointing out some observations.

But, again, for the millionth time, I may be a jerk, but I'm not a racist, there's a big difference.
My best friends are black and I have no hatred for them."
 
2013-09-25 04:32:21 PM
He looks homeschooled.

I will date anyone he will not date, BTW,
 
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2013-09-25 04:34:24 PM
johnnieconnie:

But, again, for the millionth time, I may be a jerk, but I'm not a racist, there's a big difference.
My best friends are black and I have no hatred for them."


I wonder why they are so terrified of coming out and just admitting it?
 
2013-09-25 04:34:50 PM

Diogenes: That is one very long and rambling red flag.


with blues stripes and white stars.
in an X pattern.
 
2013-09-25 04:34:54 PM
img.gawkerassets.com
Compared to him Gary Busey's mouth/teeth look normal.
 
2013-09-25 04:36:23 PM

Bathia_Mapes: [img.gawkerassets.com image 320x480]
Compared to him Gary Busey's mouth/teeth look normal.


He must have been homeschooled.
 
2013-09-25 04:36:25 PM

Bathia_Mapes: [img.gawkerassets.com image 320x480]
Compared to him Gary Busey's mouth/teeth look normal.


So hot, his face is melting off his head.
 
2013-09-25 04:36:41 PM

Bathia_Mapes: [img.gawkerassets.com image 320x480]
Compared to him Gary Busey's mouth/teeth look normal.


Why the long face?
 
2013-09-25 04:37:04 PM

vudukungfu: He looks homeschooled.



Dammit!
 
2013-09-25 04:39:26 PM

CheetahOlivetti: Dammit!


bwahahahaahaha
 
2013-09-25 04:40:25 PM

Bathia_Mapes: [img.gawkerassets.com image 320x480]
Compared to him Gary Busey's mouth/teeth look normal.


He doesn't want any kids because his family tree already doesn't fork.
 
2013-09-25 04:40:27 PM
This reminds me of one by a woman that I read years ago that was also basically a list of crazy and massive warning flags. It's nice that some of these people offer warnings to others.
 
2013-09-25 04:42:20 PM
Holy f*ck, Romeo Rose made the news! A roommate of mine had some fun needling him several years ago and the resulting video blogs were an absolutely beautiful trainwreck. He was once on an episode of Judge Judy, and can best be described as a wanna-be gasta, self-styled Stevie Ray Vaughan without any actual musical talent to speak of. This man is a national treasure of misguided derp and aggression. Let him into your hearts, Fark, and you won't be disappointed.
 
2013-09-25 04:43:13 PM
More lulz here.
 
2013-09-25 04:43:56 PM
I really, really want to grab one of my hot black girlfriends, make a porno, and email it to him.
 
2013-09-25 04:45:50 PM

IBreakdance2NIN: I really, really want to grab one of my hot black girlfriends, make a porno, and email it to him.


*breaks speed of light heading to bunk*
 
2013-09-25 04:46:18 PM

WhyteRaven74: IBreakdance2NIN: I really, really want to grab one of my hot black girlfriends, make a porno, and email it to him.

*breaks speed of light heading to bunk*


Where's  ffish when we need him?
 
2013-09-25 04:48:12 PM

IBreakdance2NIN: I really, really want to grab one of my hot black girlfriends, make a porno, and email it to him.


I really really want you to email it to me too. Or better yet let me stand in the corner and watch it getting filmed.
 
2013-09-25 04:48:23 PM
I give him points for being honest. any woman who would look at that and think "i want that" would be exactly the woman he deserves.
 
2013-09-25 04:48:58 PM
I am NOT racist. Just because I don't like the appearnce of black people does not make me racist. Just because I don't like a particular painting, does not mean I dislike the medium of Art as a whole!

Assbutt can't even spell it right.
 
2013-09-25 04:49:41 PM

Ambivalence: I give him points for being honest. any woman who would look at that and think "i want that" would be exactly the woman he deserves.


That's why he has to be at the KKK meeting in 26 minutes...that's where those girls hang out (I guess?).
 
2013-09-25 04:52:20 PM

gilgigamesh: IBreakdance2NIN: I really, really want to grab one of my hot black girlfriends, make a porno, and email it to him.

I really really want you to email it to me too. Or better yet let me stand in the corner and watch it getting filmed.


Oh crap. I swear I didn't click your profile before I posted this, and had no idea you are a hot chick and you live in New Orleans.

So please disregard any creepy stalker vibe that would otherwise imply. I promise not to show up naked in your bushes with a video camera asking what your hot black chick friends are up to.

Not naked anyway
 
2013-09-25 04:52:44 PM
 
2013-09-25 04:54:36 PM
And, from 2009.... this little gem. He seems to have been around for awhile.

Oooo, also: In another Facebook thread about Busby's new search for love, one Austin woman explained her own interaction with him:


"He arrived on the Yelp Talk forum and posted a thread begging to meet girls (duh). For some reason, he became obsessed with me. After the APD detective called him and told him to stay away from me, he posted a YouTube vid in which he brandished a firearm, saying I caused him to buy it by filing the report.


 
2013-09-25 04:54:53 PM

johnnieconnie: Ambivalence: I give him points for being honest. any woman who would look at that and think "i want that" would be exactly the woman he deserves.

That's why he has to be at the KKK meeting in 26 minutes...that's where those girls hang out (I guess?).


Well that's a rather unfortunate choice of words!
 
2013-09-25 05:04:40 PM
So he's a douchebag AW. Am I missing something? Why is this newsworthy?
 
2013-09-25 05:08:00 PM

Via Infinito: So he's a douchebag AW. Am I missing something? Why is this newsworthy?


static.neatoshop.com
 
2013-09-25 05:11:40 PM
More than the racial preferences and no-fat-chicks thing, the whole "Glasses aren't a dealbreaker as long as she agrees to get contacts" and "pierces are not a a dealbreaker if she agrees to take them out" are TOTALLY farkING HUGE RED FLAGS. What a creep.
 
2013-09-25 05:12:26 PM
I'm not going to link videos, but his guitar playing  is bad too. He has absolutely no sense of timing.
 
2013-09-25 05:14:19 PM

rcf1105: I'm not going to link videos, but his guitar playing  is bad too. He has absolutely no sense of timing.



In his defense, it's difficult to play a carved hunk of cheese.
 
2013-09-25 05:16:26 PM

rcf1105: I'm not going to link videos, but his guitar playing is bad too. He has absolutely no sense of timing.


Looking at the close ups of his guitar in the video all I could think was "A tree died for that"
 
2013-09-25 05:18:28 PM

Ambivalence: I give him points for being honest. any woman who would look at that and think "i want that" would be exactly the woman he deserves.


Same. Seriously if any girl dates that guy they have zero excuses. This guy may be a racist douche but you at least know that going into it. It's not some surprise that will appear later on down the road.
 
2013-09-25 05:19:19 PM

CheetahOlivetti: rcf1105: I'm not going to link videos, but his guitar playing  is bad too. He has absolutely no sense of timing.


In his defense, it's difficult to play a carved hunk of cheese.


It ain't easy being cheesy.
 
2013-09-25 05:19:38 PM
BTW anyone know of anyone with access to Judge Judy archives? I'd love to see the episode he was on.
 
2013-09-25 05:20:15 PM

JerseyTim: More than the racial preferences and no-fat-chicks thing, the whole "Glasses aren't a dealbreaker as long as she agrees to get contacts" and "pierces are not a a dealbreaker if she agrees to take them out" are TOTALLY farkING HUGE RED FLAGS. What a creep.


The whole thing is a red flag that he's a shallow, superficial asshole.

Everything is about appearance. He occasionally mentions that he wants a "good girl" or whatever, but you'll notice that he doesn't mention a single specific about the personality type he is attracted to.

The part I found most illuminating is that he wants someone who doesn't argue with him, but says zero about what personality traits would result in excessive personal disagreements. So basically "shut up, look pretty, and agree with me" is what he's looking for in a woman.

And he probably lies awake at night wondering why quality women are not jumping at the chance to be with him.
 
2013-09-25 05:21:07 PM
I prefer a woman that has never had children, because having kids does ruin a womans body often times. They end up with stretch marks. And also sometimes it makes their vagina looser, and I don't care how many kegel exercises a woman does, after she has 2 or 3 eight to ten pound babies, you can't tell me it's going to be 100% as tight as it ever was! Plus, what's even worse than all of that, is sometimes during childbirth the lips/vulva of a woman get torn and they never look the same as the did originally even after they heal, that's why some women even get cosmetic reconstructive surgery to their vulvas after childbirth to try and regain their original appearance.

OK, come on, that seals the deal.  What's the douchebag's Fark user name?  And is he reading this thread right now?

The only part that was better than this was how he explained how he isn't really a racist just because he doesn't find black women's physical appearance appealing, and oh, BTW, just because black people are all poors and criminals and intellectually inferior to white people.   This quote from that rant gives a whole new literal meaning to the term "master race," doesn't it:

So in the grand scheme of things, it appears the scales are tilted in favor of Whites being the superior race, after all we weren't the ones that were enslaved workinf cotton fields for 40o years..
 
2013-09-25 05:21:12 PM

Bathia_Mapes: [img.gawkerassets.com image 320x480]
Compared to him Gary Busey's mouth/teeth look normal.


That's actually him?  I don't usually goof on people's looks because it's sophomoric, but in this case, he brought it on himself.  That is one ugly motherfarker.  I'm talking "falling out of the ugly tree and smacking every branch face-first on the way down," ugly.  Also, his face reminds me of that cartoon where the dude asks why the people who always claim to be part of the "master race" are the absolute worst examples of it.
 
2013-09-25 05:23:05 PM

Coco LaFemme: That's actually him?


that's actually him
 
2013-09-25 05:24:31 PM
I mean, I can understand not wanting a combative relationship. So for example, if I was looking for a woman, I would probably include something like, "I'm a humanist and I believe in science and reason, so if you have strong religious beliefs you should probably look elsewhere."

It's very telling that this idea didn't even cross this dude's mind.
 
2013-09-25 05:25:25 PM

Cyberluddite: The only part that was better than this was how he explained how he isn't really a racist just because he doesn't find black women's physical appearance appealing, and oh, BTW, just because black people are all poors and criminals and intellectually inferior to white people. This quote from that rant gives a whole new literal meaning to the term "master race," doesn't it:


It's funny how those who refer to themselves as the "master race" are usually the worst examples of said race.
 
2013-09-25 05:28:33 PM

WhyteRaven74: Coco LaFemme: That's actually him?

that's actually him


Wow. Im sure he'll have no problem finding a thin, attractive redhead who has a tight vagina, no tattoos, and doesn't want kids.
 
2013-09-25 05:30:26 PM

scottydoesntknow: Cyberluddite: The only part that was better than this was how he explained how he isn't really a racist just because he doesn't find black women's physical appearance appealing, and oh, BTW, just because black people are all poors and criminals and intellectually inferior to white people. This quote from that rant gives a whole new literal meaning to the term "master race," doesn't it:

It's funny how those who refer to themselves as the "master race" are usually the worst examples of said race.


Shallow genetic pools will do that.
 
2013-09-25 05:31:16 PM

vudukungfu: I will date anyone he will not date, BTW,


Except fatties, of course.  Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
 
2013-09-25 05:32:09 PM
Link

one of his music videos, It sounds like a bag of nails going through a wood chipper
 
2013-09-25 05:34:25 PM

Cyberluddite: So in the grand scheme of things, it appears the scales are tilted in favor of Whites being the superior race, after all we weren't the ones that were enslaved workinf cotton fields for 40o years..


That part so awesomely compliments the "I am not a racist but..." preface.

And of course he winds up with the "my best friends are black" trope.

It's almost too perfect. Before finding out in this thread that he has a long history of internet douchebaggery, I was sure it was a gag.
 
2013-09-25 05:38:34 PM

Cyberluddite: OK, come on, that seals the deal.  What's the douchebag's Fark user name?  And is he reading this thread right now?


I imagine that he's going to ask for a picture of their vagina before the first date.
 
2013-09-25 05:38:49 PM

Pope Larry II: Link

one of his music videos, It sounds like a bag of nails going through a wood chipper


That is a man who has likely never played music with another human being. He's learned from records and such, but his sense of keeping time is completely internalized.
 
2013-09-25 05:40:59 PM

Bathia_Mapes: [img.gawkerassets.com image 320x480]
Compared to him Gary Busey's mouth/teeth look normal.


Yeah...WTF is up with those choppers?!?
 
2013-09-25 05:43:28 PM
He sounds like a real keeper.

Like all people with a long, amusingly specific list of "must-haves" for a partner are.
 
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