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(The Blemish)   Unassuming Sabrina the Teenage Witch used to be a druggie, made out with Ryan Reynolds   (theblemish.com) divider line 59
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2013-09-25 04:19:31 PM  
Well, that certainly explains it all
 
2013-09-25 04:49:41 PM  
Sam must have been her dealer.
 
2013-09-25 04:56:34 PM  
I had such a crush on her when I was a teenager.  I would still do unthinkable things to her in her current milfy state.
 
2013-09-25 05:10:24 PM  
And then they'd read this and now they can't get the image of their mom half-naked and high on ecstasy sloppily rubbing her mouth all over Ryan Reynolds. There's not a steel loofah strong enough to scrub that image from any child's brain.

I'd be pretty impressed if my mom could bag Ryan Reynolds.
 
2013-09-25 05:10:49 PM  
Well, Sabrina did have a talking pussy on that show.
 
2013-09-25 05:50:11 PM  

ManateeGag: I had such a crush on her when I was a teenager.  I would still do unthinkable things to her in her current milfy state.

speaking of milfy.... ailf?

www.arts-stew.com
 
2013-09-25 05:57:13 PM  
So she used relatively harmless drugs and made out with some people? Real wild one, that girl
 
2013-09-25 05:59:59 PM  
M Joan Hart gave me massive soft-ons, the aunts on the other hand..
 
2013-09-25 06:02:29 PM  

Karma Chameleon: So she used relatively harmless drugs and made out with some people? Real wild one, that girl


Well, come on, what do you expect? She's a Nickelodeon alum, not a former Mouseketeer...
 
2013-09-25 06:10:34 PM  
 
2013-09-25 06:10:38 PM  

Karma Chameleon: So she used relatively harmless drugs


Is X relatively harmless?
 
2013-09-25 06:10:44 PM  
www.sitcomsonline.com
 
2013-09-25 06:11:26 PM  
After partying at the Playboy Mansion in 1999, she was still high on X during a Maxim shoot the next day.

THIS IS TRIPPING BALLS

media.blogapuntate.it

withleather.uproxx.com

NSFW?
 
2013-09-25 06:11:48 PM  

Karma Chameleon: So she used relatively harmless drugs and made out with some people? Real wild one, that girl


Reads like a softball fluff publisher piece. She's probably got a book or something coming out soon that needs some faux housewife controversy driven out before it.  Notice they hammer home how 'tame' she is being a housewife etc. in the lead in.
 
2013-09-25 06:13:09 PM  
not sure if want:img335.imageshack.us

definitely want:xbradtc.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-25 06:14:25 PM  

Donnchadha: Well, that certainly explains it all


What you did there, I see it.

/also: done in one.
 
2013-09-25 06:15:52 PM  
www.melissajoanhart.net
WHY SO SERIOUS?
 
2013-09-25 06:26:36 PM  

divgradcurl: not sure if want:[img335.imageshack.us image 800x600]

Sure you do! (Warning: NSFW language, 28:54)
 
2013-09-25 06:33:31 PM  
She also converted God know how many to the evils of Witchcraft.
 
2013-09-25 06:40:31 PM  
what, is ryan reynolds the good actor or the bad actor?  (always confuse the name with ryan gosling, or whatever, i'm pretty sure they're the same person, using alts so that the money making name doesn't ruin the artsy-fartsy name)
 
2013-09-25 06:45:13 PM  
How the hell did she become a Republican?
 
2013-09-25 07:39:17 PM  

lasercannon: How the hell did she become a Republican?


She's not just a Republican, she's a Republican that actually gave an interview with Sean Hannity. She's also one of those Republicans that seems to think that voting for a candidate who opposes things like marriage equality doesn't mean that you have anything against gay people. At least Nugent owns his bigotry.
 
2013-09-25 07:50:34 PM  
Where's the Maxim pic of her sitting on the stairs like she's on the toilet?

That's hot.
 
2013-09-25 08:05:38 PM  
I'd put my ladder in her window...
 
2013-09-25 08:16:20 PM  

mjbok: Karma Chameleon: So she used relatively harmless drugs

Is X relatively harmless?


Yes.

And she was offered a bump, but turned it down.
 
2013-09-25 08:36:12 PM  
Unassuming Sabrina the Teenage Witch

...thus, why she

used to be a druggie, made out with Ryan Reynolds

/She does have a name, y'know.
 
2013-09-25 08:39:48 PM  

LectertheChef: lasercannon: How the hell did she become a Republican?

She's not just a Republican, she's a Republican that actually gave an interview with Sean Hannity. She's also one of those Republicans that seems to think that voting for a candidate who opposes things like marriage equality doesn't mean that you have anything against gay people. At least Nugent owns his bigotry.


I just watched the Hannity interview with her. She seems a little more even keeled and open minded than you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vbz0NRm2oK0
 
2013-09-25 08:51:17 PM  

devilskware: LectertheChef: lasercannon: How the hell did she become a Republican?

She's not just a Republican, she's a Republican that actually gave an interview with Sean Hannity. She's also one of those Republicans that seems to think that voting for a candidate who opposes things like marriage equality doesn't mean that you have anything against gay people. At least Nugent owns his bigotry.

I just watched the Hannity interview with her. She seems a little more even keeled and open minded than you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vbz0NRm2oK0


That's the case with most lefties
 
2013-09-25 08:58:24 PM  
FTA: "Another time, Paris Hilton offered her a bump which she turned down."

Do you like to "party" in the presence of others? If so, please remember to always follow one of the most important unwritten rule for those who like to get high: it's not cool to mention the names of others who you've done drugs with, or who have offered drugs to you. You are given a pass if the person you are mentioning doesn't mind being associated with the drug.

For example, it's cool to let everyone know you smoked weed with Snoop Dog, but it's not cool to tell everyone you smoked crack with Snoop Dog. In the case of Paris Hilton, I'm sure most of us have suspected that she does coke, ecstasy and weed, but she's never openly identified herself as a user of any drug, so it's not cool to bring up her name in the context in this article. I realize that a number of people in Hollywood have broken this rule, but that doesn't make it acceptable. As stupid and unlikable as Paris Hilton is, Melissa Joan Hart is still a bigger coont for bringing this up.
 
2013-09-25 09:01:22 PM  

tober: Melissa Joan Hart's ass is fat  (Might be NSFW)


Beauty.
 
2013-09-25 09:17:32 PM  

tober: Melissa Joan Hart's ass is fat  (Might be NSFW)


img689.imageshack.us
 
2013-09-25 09:34:33 PM  
Fun fact, she a month to the day older then me and because of this I'm not too surprised by this revelation since most people I know of our age dabbled a little in the drugs, nothing too bad, just pot, X and the occasional acid.
 
2013-09-25 09:40:50 PM  
She had to be on something to take that stupid cat seriously.

/Being able to deliver any of those lines still a mystery.
 
2013-09-25 09:42:17 PM  

happydude45: devilskware: LectertheChef: lasercannon: How the hell did she become a Republican?

She's not just a Republican, she's a Republican that actually gave an interview with Sean Hannity. She's also one of those Republicans that seems to think that voting for a candidate who opposes things like marriage equality doesn't mean that you have anything against gay people. At least Nugent owns his bigotry.

I just watched the Hannity interview with her. She seems a little more even keeled and open minded than you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vbz0NRm2oK0

That's the case with most lefties


Because Hannity is totally known for being open minded and even keeled? Face it, he's an extremist, in addition to being a scam artist, and anybody who appears on his show is simply there to validate his viewpoint. She's not even honest about Republicans in Hollywood, plenty of them get lots of work, and aren't exactly quiet about their politics. Adam Baldwin being a prime example. And Bruce Boxlietner has never had trouble getting work, neither has Schwarzenneger. Maybe the Republicans who were "blacklisted" are just shiatty actors.
 
2013-09-25 09:48:53 PM  

tober: Melissa Joan Hart's ass is fat  (Might be NSFW)


Her ass is unimpressive.

i.imgur.com i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-25 09:50:26 PM  

tober: Melissa Joan Hart's ass is fat  (Might be NSFW)


I don't think you know what a fat ass looks like.

In fact, I'd wager you don't know what an ass looks like at all, when it isn't on a computer screen.
 
2013-09-25 10:06:17 PM  

LectertheChef: Adam Baldwin being a prime example. And Bruce Boxlietner has never had trouble getting work


Both the examples you give are mostly relegated to TV.  Arnold is a different story.
 
2013-09-25 10:17:27 PM  

MNguy: mjbok: Karma Chameleon: So she used relatively harmless drugs

Is X relatively harmless?

Yes.

And she was offered a bump, but turned it down.




Was probably herpes.
 
2013-09-25 10:33:51 PM  

LectertheChef: happydude45: devilskware: LectertheChef: lasercannon: How the hell did she become a Republican?

She's not just a Republican, she's a Republican that actually gave an interview with Sean Hannity. She's also one of those Republicans that seems to think that voting for a candidate who opposes things like marriage equality doesn't mean that you have anything against gay people. At least Nugent owns his bigotry.

I just watched the Hannity interview with her. She seems a little more even keeled and open minded than you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vbz0NRm2oK0

That's the case with most lefties

Because Hannity is totally known for being open minded and even keeled? Face it, he's an extremist, in addition to being a scam artist, and anybody who appears on his show is simply there to validate his viewpoint. She's not even honest about Republicans in Hollywood, plenty of them get lots of work, and aren't exactly quiet about their politics. Adam Baldwin being a prime example. And Bruce Boxlietner has never had trouble getting work, neither has Schwarzenneger. Maybe the Republicans who were "blacklisted" are just shiatty actors.


Extremist = someone who doesn't agree with your moronic lefty beliefs. Got it.
 
2013-09-25 10:44:46 PM  
Big butt, conservative, drug user...meh.

I just can't get past her wonky eye.
 
2013-09-25 11:08:10 PM  

lasercannon: How the hell did she become a Republican?


Is she a pre-2009 Republican because if so it's not necessarily a bad thing.
 
2013-09-25 11:24:15 PM  

Dr. Horrible: Big butt, conservative, drug user...meh.

I just can't get past her wonky eye.


She has eyes?
 
2013-09-25 11:45:36 PM  

mjbok: Karma Chameleon: So she used relatively harmless drugs

Is X relatively harmless?


Depends what you mean by "relatively".

The way she seemed to use it (i.e. occasionally when passed some at a party), yeah, pretty harmless.  Chronic use where you're high for eight ours a day five to seven days a week for extended periods will fark you up hard, but if you're at that many parties you've got bigger problems than the drugs anyway: get a job, you silly person.
 
2013-09-25 11:50:28 PM  

happydude45: LectertheChef: happydude45: devilskware: LectertheChef: lasercannon: How the hell did she become a Republican?

She's not just a Republican, she's a Republican that actually gave an interview with Sean Hannity. She's also one of those Republicans that seems to think that voting for a candidate who opposes things like marriage equality doesn't mean that you have anything against gay people. At least Nugent owns his bigotry.

I just watched the Hannity interview with her. She seems a little more even keeled and open minded than you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vbz0NRm2oK0

That's the case with most lefties

Because Hannity is totally known for being open minded and even keeled? Face it, he's an extremist, in addition to being a scam artist, and anybody who appears on his show is simply there to validate his viewpoint. She's not even honest about Republicans in Hollywood, plenty of them get lots of work, and aren't exactly quiet about their politics. Adam Baldwin being a prime example. And Bruce Boxlietner has never had trouble getting work, neither has Schwarzenneger. Maybe the Republicans who were "blacklisted" are just shiatty actors.

Extremist = someone who doesn't agree with your moronic lefty beliefs. Got it.


So someone who doesn't agree with you is automatically moronic, yet you think I'm the one who's narrow minded? And the only way Hannity isn't an extremist, is if he doesn't actually believe the crap he peddles. Which might actually have some truth to it, he does have a history of running scams.
 
2013-09-26 12:31:39 AM  

tober: Melissa Joan Hart's ass is fat  (Might be NSFW)


And if she plops her fat ass down on your toilet, you better get the plunger...

/obligatory
 
2013-09-26 12:33:57 AM  
What is with you guys who like fat butts?

Honestly, why would you want that?
 
2013-09-26 12:38:58 AM  

lasercannon: How the hell did she become a Republican?


She's a rich blonde Alpha female.
 
2013-09-26 01:29:36 AM  

Wellon Dowd: tober: Melissa Joan Hart's ass is fat  (Might be NSFW)

Her ass is unimpressive.

[i.imgur.com image 130x640] [i.imgur.com image 220x640]


yes, very unimpressive, studman
 
2013-09-26 02:47:23 AM  

LectertheChef: happydude45: LectertheChef: happydude45: devilskware: LectertheChef: lasercannon: How the hell did she become a Republican?

She's not just a Republican, she's a Republican that actually gave an interview with Sean Hannity. She's also one of those Republicans that seems to think that voting for a candidate who opposes things like marriage equality doesn't mean that you have anything against gay people. At least Nugent owns his bigotry.

I just watched the Hannity interview with her. She seems a little more even keeled and open minded than you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vbz0NRm2oK0

That's the case with most lefties

Because Hannity is totally known for being open minded and even keeled? Face it, he's an extremist, in addition to being a scam artist, and anybody who appears on his show is simply there to validate his viewpoint. She's not even honest about Republicans in Hollywood, plenty of them get lots of work, and aren't exactly quiet about their politics. Adam Baldwin being a prime example. And Bruce Boxlietner has never had trouble getting work, neither has Schwarzenneger. Maybe the Republicans who were "blacklisted" are just shiatty actors.

Extremist = someone who doesn't agree with your moronic lefty beliefs. Got it.

So someone who doesn't agree with you is automatically moronic, yet you think I'm the one who's narrow minded? And the only way Hannity isn't an extremist, is if he doesn't actually believe the crap he peddles. Which might actually have some truth to it, he does have a history of running scams.


You guys know that you killed a great thread about a woman with a great ass
/fark you both!
 
2013-09-26 05:29:44 AM  

Wellon Dowd: tober: Melissa Joan Hart's ass is fat  (Might be NSFW)

Her ass is unimpressive.

[i.imgur.com image 130x640] [i.imgur.com image 220x640]


Annasophia Robb has definitely grown in more ways than one, I would agree.  Her and her costar Katie Findlay (both legal, btw) are among the few bright spots in "The Carrie Diaries".  But to dismiss Melissa's fine derriere is kinda uncalled for.  I still remember a particular episode of "Clarissa Explains It All" that showed off her assets.  The ass was fat, even back then.
 
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