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(YouTube)   How to take care of your d*ck in three easy steps   (youtube.com) divider line 26
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5528 clicks; posted to Video » on 25 Sep 2013 at 4:25 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-09-25 04:33:16 PM  
Boobies
 
2013-09-25 04:38:44 PM  
Step 1: Get a box.
 
2013-09-25 04:44:14 PM  
Step one ... fark nevermind.
 
2013-09-25 04:50:00 PM  
well that went on for about 1:45 seconds longer than it needed to.
 
2013-09-25 04:51:11 PM  
Is there anybody more sophisticated than a 10 year old boy who finds this amusing?

(and no, I don't consider Republicans/Mormons and/or someone with a strict upbringing who at age 25 starts becoming "transgressive" more sophisticated.)
 
2013-09-25 04:51:15 PM  
LOL KIWIS DON'T KNOW HOW VOWELS WORK
 
2013-09-25 05:17:47 PM  
I don't own a duck.
 
2013-09-25 05:26:40 PM  

Honest Bender: I don't own a duck.


I see this video as more of a setup for this joke. Thank you.
 
2013-09-25 05:31:30 PM  

HairBolus: Is there anybody more sophisticated than a 10 year old boy who finds this amusing?

(and no, I don't consider Republicans/Mormons and/or someone with a strict upbringing who at age 25 starts becoming "transgressive" more sophisticated.)


Ignore the doubters Jr. Queue Moderator Curtis!
 
2013-09-25 05:34:33 PM  

HairBolus: Is there anybody more sophisticated than a 10 year old boy who finds this amusing?

(and no, I don't consider Republicans/Mormons and/or someone with a strict upbringing who at age 25 starts becoming "transgressive" more sophisticated.)


This.

2:00 ?? I got the "joke" after the first line. But, there's an amazingly clever caulk pun if you wait.
 
2013-09-25 05:39:13 PM  
I wandered over to the Video tab to see if any of the promised Storm-based changes had occurred yet.

Is this a Storm thing?
 
2013-09-25 05:40:55 PM  
I have to admit I mispronounce caulk myself so can't say much
 
2013-09-25 05:54:45 PM  
1. Grab some hand lotion
2. Rub furiously onto d*ck
3. Clean up with Kleenex
 
2013-09-25 06:22:01 PM  

AbiNormal: 1. Grab some hand lotion
2. Rub furiously onto d*ck
3. Clean up with Kleenex


Kleenex sticks to your d*ck, use paper towels.
 
2013-09-25 06:45:11 PM  
New Zealand 6, Australia 7

/say it in a kiwi accent
 
2013-09-25 07:01:44 PM  
27 seconds and my dick was out.
 
2013-09-25 09:15:56 PM  
Don't stick it in crazy.

/or hookers
 
2013-09-25 09:19:35 PM  

unitednihilists: AbiNormal: 1. Grab some hand lotion
2. Rub furiously onto d*ck
3. Clean up with Kleenex

Kleenex sticks to your d*ck, use paper towels.


Who the fark are you? Martha Stewart?
 
2013-09-25 09:35:59 PM  
Don't be a deck.
 
2013-09-26 02:18:45 AM  
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//do it
 
2013-09-26 06:54:37 AM  
Way to drive that joke into the ground.  You know, just in case repeating it only 47 times didn't get the point across.
 
2013-09-26 06:54:58 AM  
SNL called, they said they could use another lame writer that pushes a 5 second joke 2 minutes
 
2013-09-26 07:54:08 AM  

AbiNormal: Who the fark are you? Martha Stewart?


Clearly not.

Martha Stewart would have also offered 50 other uses for the spooge. "It's perfect for decoupage, as a skin conditioner, or brush it on to unfinished wood and let it sit in the sun for several days for a more natural antique finish. You can also add it to spinach and onion dip for the special zest."
 
2013-09-26 12:34:33 PM  
 
2013-09-26 12:49:07 PM  
 
2013-09-26 02:05:10 PM  
Oooooh,  that dick. I thought this was going to be about Ken Cuccinelli.
 
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