A Terrible Human: By the end of this that guy will never want to eat another sammich again.
Oztemprom: Ryker's Peninsula: I have a similar agreement with my girlfriend.If she's there in the morning and I wake up and haven't gotten a blowie in 15 minutes or less... her next black eye is free.You are late to the thread, but I bet you still get some bites....What is the one about what do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
aelat: blowjob-to-sandwich conversion rate
EmmaLou: Reminds me, I need to tell the husband to get started on dinner.
JohnnyC: RedPhoenix122: Has it always been like this, or is it just recently that Jezebel seems to be nothing more than actively trying to look for things to be upset about? It's almost as bad as right-wing butthurt.Always been like this. Though no reason to be vague... the "things to be upset about" you mentioned is always men. No matter what the subject is, it is the fault of men, men did it, men ruined it, men got in the way of it, men destroyed it, men oppressed it, or any other variation where men can be hated as a result of whatever the story is.According to Jezebel.com, women are perfect examples of humanity and men are everything that is wrong with the world. That's about it.
super_grass: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x371]/jizz-a-belle
TuteTibiImperes: She's pretty hot, he looks more German or Scandinavian than gay.
netweavr: I don't get it, if it's such a bad situation why doesn't she leave him?
RedPhoenix122: Has it always been like this, or is it just recently that Jezebel seems to be nothing more than actively trying to look for things to be upset about? It's almost as bad as right-wing butthurt.
lockers: PsiChick:Hey, genius? It's not a snap judgement if you're reading excerpts from the blog...that turn out to be literally the content of the page. Jezebel didn't take anything out of context, didn't screw up facts. It's the same damn scenario--a moran cares more about sandwiches than anything else, and another moran is sticking around for some reason. That's stupid. It'd be stupid no matter what gender was on what side, what color the people involved, or if the people involved were three-headed aliens.I feel sorry for your love life if you don't see there is at least a chance that this is a romantic gesture based on a non serious joke. Jezebel's response is infantile. Why do you think it is healthy to view every action as some power game?
PsiChick: Well, yes, there is a chance, I just don't think it's very likely based on how the author of the blog is phrasing things and talking about what she does.I am also firmly of the opinion that most people in love are stupid anyway. Myself included.
PsiChick: mediablitz: The woman who wrote the story doesn't sound bitter AT ALL.Because naturally, when watching someone make three hundred sandwiches for a guy whose morning line is 'why haven't you made me a sandwich yet', the first reaction is to be jealous and bitter that you can't attract THAT fine specimen of humanity./Seriously, articles like this are great reminders of why being single can be a good thing.
Coco LaFemme: Maybe this is me not fully understanding the point you're trying to make, but there's a difference between doing something nice for your partner and "serving" them. If I'm making myself lunch and my boyfriend asks me to make him a sandwich as well (or some of whatever it is I'm cooking), I'll go ahead and do it since I'm already there and already cooking. I'm doing that to be nice because I love him, and I like doing nice things for him. If he expects, insists, or demands that I cook for him or do other things for him because it's my job to "serve" him, I'm going to kick him in the balls and throw his sorry ass out.A relationship of equals does not contain servitude.
Coco LaFemme: The guy sounds like a prick, and if she gets him to marry her, she deserves the misery that will come from spending the rest of her life with him.
serial arseonist: Aw fark... accidentally opened a Jezebel blarg. Up yours subby.What a whiny biatch of a writer. Her whole schpeel has bitter jelly spread all over it from lack of sausage roll.
The Muthaship: EmmaLou: Reminds me, I need to tell the husband to get started on dinner.That's polite of you. He hates when it when it's cold.
mediablitz: netweavr: I don't get it, if it's such a bad situation why doesn't she leave him?Go to here website. It isn't a bad situation. It's a bitter Jezebel writer.
lostcat: [thenypost.files.wordpress.com image 680x450]Well, he does look like the kind of guy who would prefer eating a sandwhich to eating a taco. If you know what I mean./knudge knudge, twink twink
Fatbeard: I always preferred spelling it SAMMIDGE
jayhawk88: RedPhoenix122: Has it always been like this, or is it just recently that Jezebel seems to be nothing more than actively trying to look for things to be upset about?You just described like 90% of the internet in general.
UrukHaiGuyz: Harrumph! If you're not outraged by cliched gender roles in a terrible blog being humorlessly picked apart in an article that was noticeably paid by the word then I don't know what to tell you.
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