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(Jezebel)   Lady is making 300 sandwiches to get engagement from a man who tells her, "You've been up for 15 minutes and you haven't made me a sandwich?" There is hope for us all   (jezebel.com) divider line 219
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2013-09-26 01:05:59 AM

PsiChick: Well, yes, there is a  chance, I just don't think it's very  likely based on how the author of the blog is phrasing things and talking about what she does.

I am also firmly of the opinion that most people in love are stupid anyway. Myself included.


This is the definition of a tempest in a teapot. Jezebel is making an argument that relationships are bad. The argument that romance is bad. People get out of relationships what they want. 300 sandwiches is not an example of imagined bogeymen. But I think you already know this.
 
2013-09-26 02:01:26 AM
Hey, if I needed to make 300 cheesecakes to get BJ's for the rest of my life, I'd do it in a heartbeat.

//That's the equivalent of sandwiches for marriage for guys right?
 
2013-09-26 02:15:34 AM

Theory Of Null: Hey, if I needed to make 300 cheesecakes to get BJ's for the rest of my life, I'd do it in a heartbeat.

//That's the equivalent of sandwiches for marriage for guys right?


Cheesecakes are a lot more work than a sammich, which just proves men are more giving lovers than women. :)
 
2013-09-26 03:54:16 AM

Coco LaFemme: The guy sounds like a prick, and if she gets him to marry her, she deserves the misery that will come from spending the rest of her life with him.


Yeah, cause spending 5 minutes to make him happy 300 times over 2 years is SOOOOO much to ask for him giving up his freedom to fufill her primary female desire.
 
2013-09-26 04:00:59 AM
One day we are going to find out that Jezebel is run by one of you Farkers who keeps trolling and upping the ante with slowly but surely making the articles more and more ridiculous wondering when the readers will catch on...


/they won't.
 
2013-09-26 04:13:23 AM
So make sandwiches if you like, or don't. And get married if you like, or don't. Just do stuff you want to do and don't get so transactional about it.

Unless of course your relationship is about transactions and then there's no helping you.
 
2013-09-26 07:32:22 AM
Waiting for the inevitable porno parody, "300 Blowjobs."
 
2013-09-26 08:38:04 AM
This is faker than Pamela Anderson's tits.

It's an excuse to write a blog and hopefully cash in on a book/movie deal like Julie and Julia.

/Wonder who she paid to get this sorry story in the post
 
2013-09-26 08:48:36 AM

shortymac: Julie and Julia.


I thought it was awesome that Julia snubbed that OCD twat.
 
2013-09-26 08:54:10 AM

umad: libranoelrose: Researcher: Coco LaFemme:

Damn you posted a lot of this thread... but the thing I don't get, and this is re: marriage.

Can you imagine how much money you would have saved on taxes alone?

Romantic nonsense aside, marriage has and always will be a financial arrangement in addition to whatever cultural flavor of lovey doveyness you ascribe to. That's just leaving money on the table, I don't get it.

Is this a trust troll?

He has a point. She could save herself some money on taxes and take half of his shiat if she ever decides to leave. There are zero downsides for her.

/for her bf on the other hand...


Oh come off it, while yes at this point in time marriage makes sense, it's just a legal contract anyway.   At this point it's only to enforce inheritance and "next of kin" rules.Add in a pre-nup agreement and they're golden.

/Yes, all us chicks are after your money
//Weddings are bullshiat, marriage contract is golden
 
2013-09-26 08:54:41 AM

libranoelrose: A Terrible Human: By the end of this that guy will never want to eat another sammich again.
You never know...
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I chortled...
 
2013-09-26 09:07:27 AM

scottydoesntknow: [media.onsugar.com image 550x473]


Bra-VO

Odd how there are more posts debating variations of the word sandwich than heaping praise upon a hysterical post like this.  The thread should've been closed after this one.

/well done I say
 
2013-09-26 09:15:57 AM
The guy was kidding. she's just dumb.
 
2013-09-26 09:39:53 AM

lockers: PsiChick:
Hey, genius? It's not a snap judgement if you're reading excerpts from the blog...that turn out to be  literally the content of the page. Jezebel didn't take anything out of context, didn't screw up facts.  It's the same damn scenario--a moran cares more about sandwiches than anything else, and another moran is sticking around for some reason. That's stupid. It'd be stupid no matter what gender was on what side, what color the people involved, or if the people involved were three-headed aliens.

I feel sorry for your love life if you don't see there is at least a chance that this is a romantic gesture based on a non serious joke. Jezebel's response is infantile. Why do you think it is healthy to view every action as some power game?


Because this is who you are talking to:

t.qkme.me
 
2013-09-26 11:50:08 AM

lockers: PsiChick: Well, yes, there is a  chance, I just don't think it's very  likely based on how the author of the blog is phrasing things and talking about what she does.

I am also firmly of the opinion that most people in love are stupid anyway. Myself included.

This is the definition of a tempest in a teapot. Jezebel is making an argument that relationships are bad. The argument that romance is bad. People get out of relationships what they want. 300 sandwiches is not an example of imagined bogeymen. But I think you already know this.


Would you care to provide  any evidence for this? That's a hell of a claim.
 
2013-09-26 02:14:28 PM

netweavr: I don't get it, if it's such a bad situation why doesn't she leave him?


Because he doesn't actually exist?
 
2013-09-26 06:57:23 PM

jayhawk88: RedPhoenix122: Has it always been like this, or is it just recently that Jezebel seems to be nothing more than actively trying to look for things to be upset about?

You just described like 90% of the internet in general.


Jezebel, like a great many sites, is simply a hate site packaged for consumption. The women there actively hate any man, if he acts like a man. They also really hate the white knights room but they pretend to tolerate them.

Jezebel (and sites like it) have a mirror: the crazy MRA sites. Same thing, packaged for a different gender.
 
2013-09-26 07:22:51 PM
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2013-09-26 07:23:55 PM
wrong thread.
 
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