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(Orlando Sentinel)   Disney worker missing for two weeks. World apparently not small enough to find her   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 41
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7677 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Sep 2013 at 4:44 PM (46 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-09-25 04:49:57 PM
i40.tinypic.comi44.tinypic.com

Time and food are a harsh mistress
 
2013-09-25 04:49:59 PM
Have they tried looking near the 'Hungry Bear Kitchen' ?
 
2013-09-25 04:53:30 PM
she's not blonde or cute...nothing to see...move along
 
2013-09-25 04:54:24 PM
Check the drain on Splash Mountain. The strangest things turn up there.
 
2013-09-25 04:55:00 PM
Did they look in the Briar Patch?
 
2013-09-25 04:56:03 PM
Does this mean the Haunted Mansion is really going to be haunted now?
 
2013-09-25 04:56:29 PM
YEEEESH!!!

Well, you can scratch "kidnap for purposes of rape" off the list.
 
2013-09-25 04:56:34 PM
Wow, they have some cute girls working for Disney.  I wonder why this hasn't received any media attention thus far?  (clicks link)  Oh.  I get it.
 
2013-09-25 04:58:15 PM
I saw her yesterday when I was flipping through the channels! She has this obnoxious daughter that does those creepy children's beauty pageants. And even though they speak English, the show has subtitles.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-09-25 05:00:22 PM
Check under the seats......
 
2013-09-25 05:01:55 PM
The body is already bloated.
 
2013-09-25 05:03:14 PM
5' 4", 210?  She's big boned...
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-09-25 05:05:02 PM

21-37-42: 5' 4", 210?  She's big boned...


Bones don't jiggle
 
2013-09-25 05:07:07 PM

21-37-42: 5' 4", 210?  She's big boned...


That's not big boned.  She's got at least four of the dwarves stuffed in there.
 
2013-09-25 05:20:25 PM

jst3p: YEEEESH!!!

Well, you can scratch "kidnap for purposes of rape" off the list.


This is the FLORIDA Disney. Never scratch that off the list.
 
2013-09-25 05:24:54 PM

Genju: jst3p: YEEEESH!!!

Well, you can scratch "kidnap for purposes of rape" off the list.

This is the FLORIDA Disney. Never scratch that off the list.


Touche`
 
2013-09-25 05:26:43 PM
Damn you, submitter. I just got that song out of my head from the last headline mentioning it a couple weeks ago.
 
2013-09-25 05:30:45 PM
whoa..wait....she's an ACCOUNTANT...for the CRUISE LINE?!
 
2013-09-25 05:33:00 PM

pc_gator: whoa..wait....she's an ACCOUNTANT...for the CRUISE LINE?!


Did they look at the Buffet?
 
2013-09-25 05:43:24 PM

jst3p: pc_gator: whoa..wait....she's an ACCOUNTANT...for the CRUISE LINE?!

Did they look at the Buffet?


They need to be thorough. Most ships have 4 or more lines.
 
2013-09-25 05:47:16 PM
She's probably swimming in the ocean with the rest of her large mammal family.
 
2013-09-25 06:11:01 PM
Oh Fark, where we get weepy over long-dead soldiers while laughing at the appearance of likely-dead women.
 
2013-09-25 06:25:33 PM
Did they check the cafeteria?
 
2013-09-25 06:28:29 PM
young white and attractive. Why isn't this a national headline?
 
2013-09-25 06:29:54 PM
Uh I see jst3p already made the joke.

static.squarespace.com
 
2013-09-25 06:55:11 PM
check the fridge...
 
2013-09-25 07:17:00 PM
did anybody notice she is a big fat person, and that is why no one cares?
 
2013-09-25 07:17:39 PM
splashman.phoenix.wikispaces.net

I think he turned her skin into a nice jacket by now.
 
2013-09-25 07:38:58 PM
recent surgery,
depression,
anti depression medication often causes weight gain.
a Disney WORKER, not a cast member, accountant on a cruise ship
blah blah blah...

haters gonna hate.. this woman has committed suicide somewhere.


now.. you should all have a sad
 
2013-09-25 07:40:24 PM
Have they checked the Macy's Day Parade?
 
2013-09-25 08:01:01 PM

Atomic Spunk: [splashman.phoenix.wikispaces.net image 400x300]

I think he turned her skin into a nice jacket by now.


That's the Ref I was waiting for.

My faith in huge manatee is restored.
 
2013-09-25 09:08:38 PM

Cerebral Knievel: recent surgery,
depression,
anti depression medication often causes weight gain.
a Disney WORKER, not a cast member, accountant on a cruise ship
blah blah blah...

haters gonna hate.. this woman has committed suicide somewhere.


now.. you should all have a sad


Technically, ALL employees of Disney are cast members, not just those that stand out in the hot Florida sun biatching about the stupid guests.
 
2013-09-25 09:20:47 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i40.tinypic.com image 291x389][i44.tinypic.com image 239x374]

Time and food are a harsh mistress


Damn, back in the day I would have been all up in those acid-wash jeans.
 
2013-09-25 09:37:45 PM
Well this thread should be sensitive and moHAHAHA. I couldn't even lie about it to myself for thirty seconds.
 
2013-09-25 10:01:34 PM

Dragonflew: Damn you, submitter. I just got that song out of my head from the last headline mentioning it a couple weeks ago.


Some guys on a train a while back were singing that because it got stuck in people's head.

The most evil thing to do back to them was to repeat:
it's a world of laughter, a world or tears
its a world of hopes, its a world of fear
theres so much that we share
that its time we're aware
its a small world after all

That keeps it stuck for a while longer.
 
2013-09-25 11:04:53 PM

Captain Steroid: Haunted


She probably is haunt #1000 now.
 
2013-09-26 12:52:36 AM
It's a Small Enough World and Time

James Bond is back and he has only 23 hours and 56 minutes to find a missing Disney World employee or Euro Disney terrorists will occupy Times Square, establishing a beachhead for the Europeanization of America. It's Bond's biggest challenge as he battles thousands of Small World Drones in traditional world costumes and the growing resistence of exotic and beautiful women to his tired old charms. His new car is a Prius especially equipped to fight global warming with a top speed of 100 km per hour and carbon offsets.
 
2013-09-26 01:31:00 AM

Atomic Spunk: [splashman.phoenix.wikispaces.net image 400x300]

I think he turned her skin into a nice jacket by now.


Hard to believe that guy ended up playing Captain Leyland Stottlemeyer on Monk.
 
2013-09-26 01:41:37 AM

MBrady: Cerebral Knievel: recent surgery,
depression,
anti depression medication often causes weight gain.
a Disney WORKER, not a cast member, accountant on a cruise ship
blah blah blah...

haters gonna hate.. this woman has committed suicide somewhere.


now.. you should all have a sad

Technically, ALL employees of Disney are cast members, not just those that stand out in the hot Florida sun biatching about the stupid guests.


Fifteen years or so back, Disney offered me a job with a six-figure salary.  I asked if I had to call myself a "cast member" or could I just use the word "employee."  The "cast member" who had interviewed me did the whole blinking befuddled stare thing and then cheerfully (they apparently go to school to learn how to smile) said that they're all cast members.  I asked "but you're employed by Disney, right?" (head nods, face still looks cheerfully confused).  "So that makes you an employee.  People who are employed are employees.  It's the definition of the word.  You're an employee."  To which she replied, "oh no, I'm a cast member, not an employee."

I said I'd take the job if they made me an employee, but I wasn't going to be a cast member if the only audience I would have was the dude whose desk I passed on the way to the can.  They sent me a really nice letter withdrawing the offer.  It was so cheerful, you could almost see the HR rep smiling while she typed it.
 
2013-09-26 03:19:19 AM
I thought I read a casting announcement that JJ Abrams cast her as Nutella the Hutt in episode 7
 
2013-09-26 01:34:05 PM
I appreciate the intent, but really - what do photos 4 and 5 do to aid efforts to find this lady?  Just in case she slipped through a hole in the fabric of the universe 25 years ago, so we can implant a tracking device on her if we see the super-thin 80s version of her hanging out at the mall?
 
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