DORMAMU: Holmes, his bowels constipated.
brap: Hoot! I walk by that place every day on my way to and from work."FREE ADMISSION TONIGHT GENTLEMEN! WELCOME TO CHEETAH'S!"What I'm going to hear in five minutes when I walk out of work and walk by their street barker.
uncleacid: I would prefer a stripper who doesn't bite her nails and wears an engagement ring.
farkeruk: I'd have thought these guys would hire an escort. Strip club is a bit public, isn't it?
Lunchlady: The real problem is that a lot of these guys think the strip clubs are little more than brothels.
Genju: [www.wargamer.com image 319x239]UH DUUUUUUUH
iheartscotch: DORMAMU: Holmes, his bowels constipated.Shocker, when in the champagne room fell?
Shazam999: Fun fact: The Israelis and Muslims go together to the strip clubs and lick hummus off the strippers' nipples together.
stuffy: Obvious tag on vacation?
Brick-House: I hope that doesn't mean that the Arab countries are sending in suicide bombers into these places.
FrancoFile: They have that message translated into the other official languages?"Entree gratuit ce soir, monsieurs! Bienvenue au Cheetahs!""Vikhod bez dyengi eta vecher, gospodini! Pozhalusta v Cheetahs!""Kein Eingang im abend, mein herren! Wilkommen im Cheetahs!"
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