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(CNN)   When the UN is in session, NYC strip clubs do a booming business. SFW   (cnn.com) divider line 28
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2013-09-25 05:34:50 PM
Holmes, his bowels constipated.
 
2013-09-25 05:35:11 PM
Well, what would you do after you were done plotting to put everyone in FEMA camps?

/ I keed
 
2013-09-25 05:35:45 PM
Fun fact: The Israelis and Muslims go together to the strip clubs and lick hummus off the strippers' nipples together.
 
2013-09-25 05:36:35 PM

DORMAMU: Holmes, his bowels constipated.


Shocker, when in the champagne room fell?
 
2013-09-25 05:39:44 PM
I hope that doesn't mean that the Arab countries are sending in suicide bombers into these places.
 
2013-09-25 05:40:49 PM
Hoot!  I walk by that place every day on my way to and from work.

"FREE ADMISSION TONIGHT GENTLEMEN!  WELCOME TO CHEETAH'S!"

What I'm going to hear in five minutes when I walk out of work and walk by their street barker.
 
2013-09-25 05:49:51 PM
 
2013-09-25 05:52:57 PM

brap: Hoot!  I walk by that place every day on my way to and from work.

"FREE ADMISSION TONIGHT GENTLEMEN!  WELCOME TO CHEETAH'S!"

What I'm going to hear in five minutes when I walk out of work and walk by their street barker.


They have that message translated into the other official languages?

"Entree gratuit ce soir, monsieurs! Bienvenue au Cheetahs!"
"Vikhod bez dyengi eta vecher, gospodini! Pozhalusta v Cheetahs!"
"Kein Eingang im abend, mein herren! Wilkommen im Cheetahs!"
 
2013-09-25 05:53:19 PM
They're far from home, nobody will tell on them.
 
2013-09-25 05:54:16 PM
I would prefer a stripper who doesn't bite her nails and wears an engagement ring.
 
2013-09-25 05:54:43 PM
That chick has man hands, baby.
 
2013-09-25 05:55:49 PM
thelithiumrobot.com
 
2013-09-25 05:56:37 PM

uncleacid: I would prefer a stripper who doesn't bite her nails and wears an engagement ring.


Wrong finger, I think.  But I noticed the nails too.
 
2013-09-25 06:30:51 PM
I'd have thought these guys would hire an escort. Strip club is a bit public, isn't it?
 
2013-09-25 06:38:44 PM

farkeruk: I'd have thought these guys would hire an escort. Strip club is a bit public, isn't it?


The real problem is that a lot of these guys think the strip clubs are little more than brothels.
 
2013-09-25 06:49:52 PM

Lunchlady: The real problem is that a lot of these guys think the strip clubs are little more than brothels.


until recently, I always assumed they were all brothels with a legitimate "table dancing" cover story, but it turns out that some men actually spend money to get even more sexually frustrated.
 
2013-09-25 07:31:37 PM
There's a Ban Ki-Moon joke in here somewhere.
 
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2013-09-25 07:31:56 PM

Genju: [www.wargamer.com image 319x239]


UH DUUUUUUUH


Aaaaaaaaand, we're done here.
 
2013-09-25 08:01:30 PM

iheartscotch: DORMAMU: Holmes, his bowels constipated.

Shocker, when in the champagne room fell?


Darmok and Gilad at The Hustler Club
 
2013-09-25 08:14:27 PM
Is it really "amusing" or "shocking" that when there is conference, with a lot of men, that strip clubs do well? Who is surprised about this now?
 
2013-09-25 08:20:20 PM

Shazam999: Fun fact: The Israelis and Muslims go together to the strip clubs and lick hummus off the strippers' nipples together.


So, do they have Arabic themed strip clubs or is this BYOH?
 
2013-09-25 08:35:39 PM
Salome doing the dance of the 7 veils?
 
2013-09-25 09:11:29 PM
Obvious tag on vacation?
 
2013-09-25 09:27:34 PM

stuffy: Obvious tag on vacation?


Obvious tag was getting a lapdance.
 
2013-09-25 09:53:30 PM

Brick-House: I hope that doesn't mean that the Arab countries are sending in suicide bombers into these places.


no no no ... the patricians and plutocrats  - the self-righteous tyrants who starve their people and rape their cultures have a blast in NYC. Personally, I think that It'd be much nicer if they were required to walk from their hotels to the UN.

I'd personally like to see The 'president' of Syria dragged from his car and beaten to death on the streets of New York. Perhaps we can have some Americans dress up like 'Arabs' or 'Crips' or 'Bloods' or even 'Indians'.
 
2013-09-25 11:45:15 PM
I hear the Gracious Palms hotel does well too.
 
2013-09-26 06:19:15 AM
Obvious tag in the bathroom with a bottle of lotion?
 
2013-09-26 09:21:40 AM

FrancoFile: They have that message translated into the other official languages?

"Entree gratuit ce soir, monsieurs! Bienvenue au Cheetahs!"
"Vikhod bez dyengi eta vecher, gospodini! Pozhalusta v Cheetahs!"
"Kein Eingang im abend, mein herren! Wilkommen im Cheetahs!"


The poster of a naked woman covered in sushi negates the need for any translation.  A photo of a naked woman covered in sushi is apparently international sign language for, naked women covered in sushi.
 
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