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(TMZ)   TMZ asks "Who is younger looking, Lindsay Lohan or Madonna?" There are no winners   (tmz.com) divider line 29
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2013-09-25 04:01:36 PM
Not to defend Lindsay, but take away her makeup as well as the paint and Thompson's Water Seal on Madonna, then compare.
 
2013-09-25 04:09:03 PM
I'm voting for Kodos.
 
2013-09-25 04:10:10 PM
Look here, if you're reading TMZ you deserve whatever you get.
 
2013-09-25 04:10:13 PM
If nothing else Madonna is supposed to look old
 
2013-09-25 04:10:34 PM
I notice Madonna always wears lacy gloves and stuff to hide her hideous crypt keeper hands.
 
2013-09-25 04:15:09 PM
I'd have to see their tits to make an informed judgement.
 
2013-09-25 04:15:26 PM
She looked almost old enough to play old Elizabeth taylor
 
2013-09-25 04:15:31 PM
Wow... I'm gonna have to go with Madonna on this one.
 
2013-09-25 04:18:32 PM
They both look pretty damn good for being older than 50.
 
2013-09-25 04:25:12 PM
Ah yes.  I had the lasagna.
 
2013-09-25 04:26:52 PM

vernonFL: They both look pretty damn good for being older than 50.


Anyone can look good if they get a 5 thousand dollar makeup and hair job.
I remember one of my first jobs. One of my co-workers tried to set me up with one of his daughters. I should have known better when the only picture i saw was the one on his desk, which was a Glamour Photo.
 
2013-09-25 04:27:15 PM
I ask "Who gives a fark?"
 
2013-09-25 04:29:12 PM
I've seen pieces of beef jerky that looked more youthful that Madonna.
 
2013-09-25 04:35:10 PM
Not sure about the Madonna hate that is always showing up here on Fark.  She has always been an athlete and taken care of herself.  She's always looked pretty good.  I think people let their hate for her music spill over to her looks.
 
2013-09-25 04:40:51 PM

Buttknuckle: Not sure about the Madonna hate that is always showing up here on Fark.  She has always been an athlete and taken care of herself.  She's always looked pretty good.  I think people let their hate for her music spill over to her looks.


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2013-09-25 04:43:59 PM

Buttknuckle: Not sure about the Madonna hate that is always showing up here on Fark.  She has always been an athlete and taken care of herself.  She's always looked pretty good.  I think people let their hate for her music spill over to her looks.


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Sexy!
 
2013-09-25 04:44:05 PM

Wellon Dowd: Buttknuckle: Not sure about the Madonna hate that is always showing up here on Fark.  She has always been an athlete and taken care of herself.  She's always looked pretty good.  I think people let their hate for her music spill over to her looks.

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Diller on the right is sexier because her eyeballs are white, not bloodshot like the boozer on the left.
 
2013-09-25 04:44:42 PM
The hands always give it away. You can wear all the makeup you want and get all the face lifts you can afford, but your veiny wrinkled hands will out you.
 
2013-09-25 04:53:39 PM
Lindsey nude without a face looks fine, however its the meth face that really says no.
 
2013-09-25 05:06:09 PM
I would bang Logan's bod with Madonna's head, with Tara Reid's face
 
2013-09-25 05:48:38 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I would bang Logan's bod with Madonna's head, with Tara Reid's face


Who's that you'd bang, bub?

/snikt
 
2013-09-25 05:48:49 PM
 
2013-09-25 07:26:00 PM
I'd like to send Bieber on a spillunking mission into Madonna and Cyrus on a tongue exploratory into Lohan. Then make Bieber and Cyrus mate using their tainted, deteriorating DNA.

Fairly certain the result will be Sloth Love Chunk.
 
2013-09-25 07:34:09 PM

69gnarkill69: I notice Madonna always wears lacy gloves and stuff to hide her hideous crypt keeper hands.


That's Mother Nature's way of being a truly mean biatch. There's no plastic surgery for that.

That said, at least Madge takes care of herself.  I suspect she'll be around (even if not as a performer) for a long time after Lohan's pushing up the daisies.
 
2013-09-25 11:08:11 PM

skozlaw: I'm voting for Kodos.


Not fair; Kodos takes better care of himself. He is after all a realist.
 
2013-09-25 11:45:29 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I would bang Logan's bod with Madonna's head, with Tara Reid's face


Quick and dirty:
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2013-09-25 11:59:12 PM
Her face has that farked up shiny plastic look that comes with too much cosmetic surgery.
/Which her? Doesn't matter.
 
2013-09-26 12:43:08 AM

The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I would bang Logan's bod with Madonna's head, with Tara Reid's face

Quick and dirty:


This... This made my stomach cramp from laughing
 
2013-09-27 12:25:20 AM

Buttknuckle: Not sure about the Madonna hate that is always showing up here on Fark.  She has always been an athlete and taken care of herself.  She's always looked pretty good.  I think people let their hate for her music women older than 27 spill over to her looks.

 
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