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2013-09-25 12:56:15 PM
We don't have to bring them back, do we?
 
2013-09-25 01:00:33 PM
Can we launch Miley and Bieber into the sun?

/I'd pay to see that
 
2013-09-25 01:01:54 PM

naughtyrev: We don't have to bring them back, do we?


^
 
2013-09-25 01:12:30 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Can we launch Miley and Bieber into the sun?

/I'd pay to see that


Technically, it would bring their "stardom" full-circle.
 
2013-09-25 01:13:01 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Can we launch Miley and Bieber into the sun?

/I'd pay to see that


TWWWWEEEEERRRRRKKKKK IIIIIINNNNN SSSSPPPPPPAAAAACCCCEEEEE!!!
 
2013-09-25 01:15:57 PM
Well, launched into LEO, so, what, maybe a three day trip?
 
2013-09-25 01:21:47 PM

naughtyrev: We don't have to bring them back, do we?


We have to at least say we do. Otherwise, only the first week's stars will get on the ship. I'm thinking it really wouldn't be that hard. Just get some look-alikes to go to parties and misbehave. Maybe we could get a whole season out of it, but eventually someone would notice.
 
2013-09-25 01:23:45 PM
Hopefully, Bill Hicks' proposal of a show called "Let's Hunt and Kill Billy Ray Cyrus" is that much closer to reality.

/amazing how much of Hicks' stuff still applies
 
2013-09-25 01:34:42 PM

rumpelstiltskin: naughtyrev: We don't have to bring them back, do we?

We have to at least say we do. Otherwise, only the first week's stars will get on the ship. I'm thinking it really wouldn't be that hard. Just get some look-alikes to go to parties and misbehave. Maybe we could get a whole season out of it, but eventually someone would notice.


We just put lots of cameras on the shuttles and tell them it's Big Brother in Space. We could probably get a few seasons out of it - tell them there will be opportunities to move to other ships if they are willing to suit up and jump out.
 
2013-09-25 01:43:06 PM
Can we launch them into a trajectory to attempt to catch up with and overtake Voyager 1?  I'm sure if we strapped enough boosters to it we could achieve warp factor 0.1 in no time.
 
2013-09-25 01:49:59 PM
Big Brother ISS
 
2013-09-25 02:27:52 PM
When they get voted off, is it through the airlock?
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2013-09-25 02:29:39 PM

ds_4815: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Can we launch Miley and Bieber into the sun?

/I'd pay to see that

Technically, it would bring their "stardom" full-circle.


It's the circle of liiiiiffffe
 
2013-09-25 02:37:23 PM

Pud: ds_4815: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Can we launch Miley and Bieber into the sun?

/I'd pay to see that

Technically, it would bring their "stardom" full-circle.

It's the circle of liiiiiffffe


Can we add a Kardashian or two.  or all of them?
 
2013-09-25 02:42:44 PM

neritz: When they get voted off, is it through the airlock?


I bet they'll really wish they'd listened to what what their mother told them when they were young.
 
2013-09-25 02:50:56 PM

BizarreMan: Pud: ds_4815: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Can we launch Miley and Bieber into the sun?

/I'd pay to see that

Technically, it would bring their "stardom" full-circle.

It's the circle of liiiiiffffe

Can we add a Kardashian or two.  or all of them?


Lifting that much ass into orbit is gonna cost a fortune.
 
2013-09-25 02:56:22 PM
Can we jsut sacrafice them to the volcano gods or something?
 
2013-09-25 02:56:48 PM
Who wants to see celebrities up there? Send a common man into space, I say.

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2013-09-25 02:58:14 PM
They tried this in the 80s. It got cancelled right after the Super Bowl.
 
2013-09-25 02:59:24 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Can we launch Miley and Bieber into the sun?

/I'd pay to see that


Careful, if you watch that for too long, you'll go blind.
 
2013-09-25 02:59:45 PM

neritz: When they get voted off, is it through the airlock?


Not amused:

i500.listal.com
 
2013-09-25 03:00:48 PM
media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-25 03:02:00 PM
Can we add a Kardashian or two.  or all of them?

I vote we just space them.
 
2013-09-25 03:08:02 PM
Not enough war here on earth that we want to start one with the ETs
 
2013-09-25 03:10:50 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Can we launch Miley and Bieber into the sun?

/I'd pay to see that


Sounds like something Soran would do to divert the Nexus.
 
2013-09-25 03:12:43 PM
You'd save a lot of money on the spacecraft design for something like this, I'd think. With no need to survive re-entry you'd not have to muck about with tiles or heat shields or anything like that.
 
2013-09-25 03:13:36 PM
Heck, now that I think about it, we can do this REALLY cheaply.

Duct-tape them to the nose cone of already scheduled space launches. I don't think a Delta IV Heavy would really mind having, say, the Kardashians, all attached to the top end.
 
2013-09-25 03:14:21 PM

OtherLittleGuy: neritz: When they get voted off, is it through the airlock?

Not amused:

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Also not amused:

pictures.picasion.com
 
2013-09-25 03:18:17 PM

scottydoesntknow: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Can we launch Miley and Bieber into the sun?

/I'd pay to see that

TWWWWEEEEERRRRRKKKKK IIIIIINNNNN SSSSPPPPPPAAAAACCCCEEEEE!!!


You spelled TWINK wrong.
 
2013-09-25 03:20:01 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Can we launch Miley and Bieber into the sun?

/I'd pay to see that


I don't know if the sun can handle that... it might just go nova just to kill itself.
 
2013-09-25 03:21:11 PM
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I have an idea, it would be kind of like Duck Hunt but with an ion cannon.
 
2013-09-25 03:22:09 PM
NASA still can't launch people into space.
 
2013-09-25 03:25:15 PM

Eddie Adams from Torrance: BizarreMan: Pud: ds_4815: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Can we launch Miley and Bieber into the sun?

/I'd pay to see that

Technically, it would bring their "stardom" full-circle.

It's the circle of liiiiiffffe

Can we add a Kardashian or two.  or all of them?

Lifting that much ass into orbit is gonna cost a fortune.


And, in 2085, several years after the Kardashian 01 drifted into space.

"Uhh, sir, I'm getting a signal"

"What is it, lieutenant?"

"Some kind of communication signal, coming from an old spaceship... Designation: Kardashian 01"

"Sweet Emperor's throne, they're alive? Patch them through!"

images1.wikia.nocookie.net
"WAAAAAAAAGHH!"
 
2013-09-25 03:29:13 PM
"There's got to be a way to get those stiffs off my property."
 
2013-09-25 03:30:52 PM

BizarreMan: Pud: ds_4815: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Can we launch Miley and Bieber into the sun?

/I'd pay to see that

Technically, it would bring their "stardom" full-circle.

It's the circle of liiiiiffffe

Can we add a Kardashian or two.  or all of them?


Why stop at celebrities? Let's launch some damned politicians up and forget they're out there while we're at it. Preferably all of them.
 
2013-09-25 03:31:44 PM

CygnusDarius: And, in 2085, several years after the Kardashian 01 drifted into space.

"Uhh, sir, I'm getting a signal"

"What is it, lieutenant?"

"Some kind of communication signal, coming from an old spaceship... Designation: Kardashian 01"

"Sweet Emperor's throne, they're alive? Patch them through!"

images1.wikia.nocookie.net
"WAAAAAAAAGHH!"


More like

wh40k-dawn-of-war.webs.com

They are soulless empty shells of beings after all
 
2013-09-25 03:32:11 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: BizarreMan: Pud: ds_4815: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Can we launch Miley and Bieber into the sun?

/I'd pay to see that

Technically, it would bring their "stardom" full-circle.

It's the circle of liiiiiffffe

Can we add a Kardashian or two.  or all of them?

Why stop at celebrities? Let's launch some damned politicians up and forget they're out there while we're at it. Preferably all of them.


And JP Morgan, and the people of Monsanto, and the Nestle CEO...
 
2013-09-25 03:32:29 PM
Now we just need to show them B-movies and MST3K is back on the air. I wish.
 
2013-09-25 03:32:52 PM
It might be almost as good as Honk Bag!
 
2013-09-25 03:33:10 PM

akula: Heck, now that I think about it, we can do this REALLY cheaply.

Duct-tape them to the nose cone of already scheduled space launches. I don't think a Delta IV Heavy would really mind having, say, the Kardashians, all attached to the top end.


Aren't the heat panels made of silicone anyhow?
 
2013-09-25 03:34:47 PM
It's been said, but no picture?  Fark, I am disappoint.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-25 03:35:34 PM

ToastTheRabbit:


About GoshDarn Time
 
2013-09-25 03:36:19 PM
I'd be happy if we did something like this to Roman Polanski or Alan Thicke.

d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net
 
2013-09-25 03:39:32 PM
Let's see we have  Ross Perot, Dan Quayle, Tonya Harding, Al Sharpton, Courtney Love, Spike Lee, Tom Arnold, Pauly Shore, Dr. Laura, andRosie O'Donnell?
simpsonswiki.net
Oh no. We're headed for the sun aren't we?
 
2013-09-25 03:41:19 PM
Is there a psychic parrot involved somehow? Don't trust him!
 
2013-09-25 03:43:24 PM
Dont put your trash in the sun, just lob it to deep space.
 
2013-09-25 03:44:03 PM

Sybarite: neritz: When they get voted off, is it through the airlock?

I bet they'll really wish they'd listened to what what their mother told them when they were young.


What did she tell them?

/someone else finish it please
 
2013-09-25 03:44:06 PM
just a quick off the top of my head list of candidates for the one way package;

any Kardashian
any "Real Housewife of..."
Duck Dynasty
programming execs who deviated programming from the name of the station, ie Sci - Fy, Space, History, TLC... ( I know, not celebs but exceptions may be made)
Kesha
Minaj
Bieber
Cyrus and Pa
Paris Hilton
Perez Hilton

I could spend a lot of time just off the top
 
2013-09-25 03:45:28 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Can we launch Miley and Bieber into the sun?

/I'd pay to see that


Don't. fark. With. Wendy. Testaburger!
 
2013-09-25 03:46:03 PM
As Pink Floyd sang, "Set Controls For The Heart Of The Sun"

We could give them some sort of warning - a flashing black alarm light on a black console ni a black control room.
 
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