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2013-09-25 01:27:01 PM
I want a Court of the Owls movie.
 
2013-09-25 01:32:45 PM
This whole 'uproar over Affleck playing batman' schtick simply reeks of gorilla marketing or somesuch. Seriously - haven't the 'live action movies playing comic book heroes'things been done to death?  And beyond that, who is seriously going to get their tighty-whities in a knot over some mediocre actor playing a painfully over played character.

No - this is all a thinly vieled attempt at drumming up faux interest in the non-interesting.
 
2013-09-25 01:34:03 PM
Here's a crazy idea, Hollywood. If you are going to make a movie about a superhero that has an alternate identity and it is a SECRET identity, how about keeping it a FARKING SECRET?1!!?
You know. Like keep us in the audience guessing.
You know, you could use things like multiple actors, plot devices, and I don't know... hollywood makeup artists?
Then you could give us the added dimention of wondedring who the fark Batman is while we sit thourgh your shiatty plot lines, and lame chara ter expositions while you exploit womankind, and generally shiat all over human dignity altogether.
Then you might at least be able to justify mugging us at the box office.
That is where the real crime on the street is.
Maybe Batman could come down and let a few of us in for free and buy a round of that pop corn that only comes rom unicorn tears, apparently, because it costs as much as a Beeg from Cameron Diaz.
And what is the difference between a $1 3 liter bottel of soda at woolmort, and the $9 14 ounce soda at the theater?
You expect me to believe it is being served by a 100% honest to god virgin?
Well that guy with the zits, maybe, but that slutty looking chick with the metal things in her mouth, definitely not.
 
2013-09-25 01:37:02 PM
Who was the meth head sitting next to him?
 
2013-09-25 01:39:09 PM

vudukungfu: Here's a crazy idea, Hollywood. If you are going to make a movie about a superhero that has an alternate identity and it is a SECRET identity, how about keeping it a FARKING SECRET?1!!?
You know. Like keep us in the audience guessing.
You know, you could use things like multiple actors, plot devices, and I don't know... hollywood makeup artists?
Then you could give us the added dimention of wondedring who the fark Batman is while we sit thourgh your shiatty plot lines, and lame chara ter expositions while you exploit womankind, and generally shiat all over human dignity altogether.
Then you might at least be able to justify mugging us at the box office.
That is where the real crime on the street is.
Maybe Batman could come down and let a few of us in for free and buy a round of that pop corn that only comes rom unicorn tears, apparently, because it costs as much as a Beeg from Cameron Diaz.
And what is the difference between a $1 3 liter bottel of soda at woolmort, and the $9 14 ounce soda at the theater?
You expect me to believe it is being served by a 100% honest to god virgin?
Well that guy with the zits, maybe, but that slutty looking chick with the metal things in her mouth, definitely not.


That would be really neat if they only filmed the scenes with the actor as Batman under the Batman working title, then filmed the Bruce Wayne scenes under a false title and the audience doesn't know which actor is playing Batman until they actually see the movie.
 
2013-09-25 01:45:06 PM

cgraves67: That would be really neat if they only filmed the scenes with the actor as Batman under the Batman working title, then filmed the Bruce Wayne scenes under a false title and the audience doesn't know which actor is playing Batman until they actually see the movie.


You clicked on the fist full of semen link, didn't you?
 
2013-09-25 01:45:53 PM

bump: This whole 'uproar over Affleck playing batman' schtick simply reeks of gorilla marketing or somesuch. Seriously - haven't the 'live action movies playing comic book heroes'things been done to death?  And beyond that, who is seriously going to get their tighty-whities in a knot over some mediocre actor playing a painfully over played character.

No - this is all a thinly vieled attempt at drumming up faux interest in the non-interesting.


LOL, so nobody is interested in the most popular superhero on the planet? XD Youse be trolling. And being terrible at it.
 
2013-09-25 01:50:38 PM
You're like a child. What've I been telling you? You gotta do the safe picture. Then you can do the art picture. But then sometimes you gotta do the payback picture because your friend says you owe him. And sometimes you have to go back to the well.
 
2013-09-25 01:52:02 PM
I hope T- Mobile is paying him a lot of money because the commercials suck.
 
2013-09-25 02:08:21 PM

rocky_howard: bump: This whole 'uproar over Affleck playing batman' schtick simply reeks of gorilla marketing or somesuch. Seriously - haven't the 'live action movies playing comic book heroes'things been done to death?  And beyond that, who is seriously going to get their tighty-whities in a knot over some mediocre actor playing a painfully over played character.

No - this is all a thinly vieled attempt at drumming up faux interest in the non-interesting.

LOL, so nobody is interested in the most popular superhero on the planet? XD Youse be trolling. And being terrible at it.


Yes, but he doesn't give a shiat about Batman.  So no one should.  And they should I guess make Batman not Bruce Wayne?  Because the fun of Batman movies is figuring out who Batman's secret is?...
I dunno, I could see that being an interesting idea for another new hero someone made up.  A mystery about who really is the guy behind the mask.  But I feel like it would be easy to figure out if we could see his mouth.  When you have a city full of people it's a little harder, when you have a movie with 8 suspects you're probably gonna figure it out.
 
2013-09-25 02:33:28 PM
I got the vibe that Anna Farris definitely wants to be, or is getting plowed by Bill Hader. She couldn't stop touching his arm, and when she finally became aware of that, she covered her hand with the ring on it. Burt Macklin is gonna be pissed.
 
2013-09-25 02:49:52 PM

bump: gorilla marketing


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2013-09-25 03:28:30 PM
Why is it so alarming that someone isn't aware of this? Does everyone think everyone else in the world has nothing better to do than sit on their ass reading online forums? Keep in mind that most of this outrage has been online, a few entertainment shows did a minor blurb on it but overall I've only seen most of this crap online. If anything I'm jealous that this guy has better things to do with his time than I do.
 
2013-09-25 03:37:25 PM
I don't know if its just the shiatty mood I'm in today or what, but hearing them talk in that whole interview made me want to punch them both in the face.
 
2013-09-25 04:00:28 PM
mmmmm, Anna
 
2013-09-25 04:15:24 PM
Bats frighten me.  It's time my enemies shared my dread (by the lake on Naboo).

If you hold Christian Bale up with great esteem and have a problem with the casting of Affleck, you forgot to watch the last 3 movies.
 
2013-09-25 04:48:41 PM
Ben Aflack batman is old now. Batman needs rebooted. Really, I think there should be a Batman for each season. Making 4 Batmen every year. I think that is just about the right amount.

And when are we going to get an Ironman reboot?
 
2013-09-25 10:43:40 PM

ReapTheChaos: Why is it so alarming that someone isn't aware of this? Does everyone think everyone else in the world has nothing better to do than sit on their ass reading online forums? Keep in mind that most of this outrage has been online, a few entertainment shows did a minor blurb on it but overall I've only seen most of this crap online. If anything I'm jealous that this guy has better things to do with his time than I do.


yup, that's what we think.

When I saw Star Trek Into Darkness and it was revealed that Cabbagepatch was Khan, I could hear gasps and whispers throughout the theater. My first thought was 'how could these people not know this' then I realized that I'm the one that's a dumbass who needs to find better things to do with my time.

Affleck had better come up with a cool bat voice because his regular voice is going to sound stupid in the bat-suit.
 
2013-09-26 01:56:37 AM
3017 A.D. Last person on Earth discovers Ben Affleck is Batman

(picking through BluRay Discs for something to make a solar oven out of)

WTF? No way! How stupid and sick. Ben Affleck was Batman? Oh, Hell no!  And they cast Justin Beiber as Spiderman! That does it, I'm turning out the lights and moving to Mars like all the other persons except for those AIs in orbit and the Aldia Corporation of Venus.
 
2013-09-26 02:41:49 AM

bump: This whole 'uproar over Affleck playing batman' schtick simply reeks of gorilla marketing


I considered correcting your spelling, then I considered that maybe you meant it was over-large, kind of clumsy and had a proportionally miniscule penis.  Which seems like a fair way to describe this particular marketing decision.

//Don't really care that much about the Batman franchise, don't really take issue with Afleck because all the person playing Bruce Wayne has to to do is be incredibly boring to highlight how awesomely camp the villains are.
 
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