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(Starpulse)   Kelly Rowland wanted breast implants at 18, but Beyonce's mom convinced her to wait until after Destiny's Child broke up so her daughter would be the one who got all the attention and became the mega-superstar   (starpulse.com) divider line 53
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2013-09-25 12:54:07 PM
So, like millions of other empty-headed bimbos, Kelly Rowland admits to having a shiatty self esteem as a teenager and believed that fake tits will make her successful and attractive.
 
2013-09-25 12:54:16 PM
And we got Beyoncé. Thanks, Obama!
 
2013-09-25 12:56:53 PM
Kelly was always the hottest of the three
 
2013-09-25 12:57:08 PM

Butterflew: And we got Beyoncé. Thanks, Obama!


I heard Obamacare will cover boob jobs for all Hollywood starlets. With no deductible.
 
2013-09-25 01:03:05 PM

ChrisDe: Butterflew: And we got Beyoncé. Thanks, Obama!

I heard Obamacare will cover boob jobs for all Hollywood starlets. With no deductible.


I heard Obamacare will force underaged Christian girls to get boob jobs from Musilm plastic surgeons who do abortions on the side.
 
2013-09-25 01:03:47 PM
Kelly what now.
Another manufactured "star."
 
2013-09-25 01:06:00 PM
ChrisDe: Butterflew: And we got Beyoncé. Thanks, Obama!

I heard Obamacare will cover boob jobs for all Hollywood starlets. welfare moms.With no deductible.

FTFY, since this thread's now destined to be about Obamacare.

/I went full derp
//you never always go full derp
 
2013-09-25 01:11:08 PM
stop making this political.  boobs deserve bipartisan support!
 
2013-09-25 01:12:42 PM
Might be all Photoshopped, but she's looking damn fine on the cover of the new "Shape" magazine.
 
2013-09-25 01:14:48 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: Kelly what now.
Another manufactured "star."


What happened to good old Motown days?
 
2013-09-25 01:17:03 PM

mjohnson71: Might be all Photoshopped, but she's looking damn fine on the cover of the new "Shape" magazine.


If the most press you get as a musician is about your physical appearance, you should probably quit music.
 
2013-09-25 01:17:59 PM

GRCooper: Kelly was always the hottest of the three


QFT. Sad she got fake ones though.
 
2013-09-25 01:20:22 PM

mjohnson71: Might be all Photoshopped, but she's looking damn fine on the cover of the new "Shape" magazine.


She might not have needed a lot of photoshopping

www.shape.com
 
2013-09-25 01:22:18 PM

EJ25T: ChrisDe: Butterflew: And we got Beyoncé. Thanks, Obama!

I heard Obamacare will cover boob jobs for all Hollywood starlets. welfare moms dads.With no deductible.

FTFY, since this thread's now destined to be about Obamacare.

/I went full derp
//you never always go full derp

 
2013-09-25 01:23:42 PM

ciderczar: GRCooper: Kelly was always the hottest of the three

QFT. Sad she got fake ones though.


But I'd say going from A's to B's isn't a big a deal. It wasn't like she bought some obnoxious bolt-ons that took her to a large C or even a D's.
 
2013-09-25 01:25:19 PM

GRCooper: Kelly was always the hottest of the three


Amen.
 
2013-09-25 01:28:24 PM

mjohnson71: ciderczar: GRCooper: Kelly was always the hottest of the three

QFT. Sad she got fake ones though.

But I'd say going from A's to B's isn't a big a deal. It wasn't like she bought some obnoxious bolt-ons that took her to a large C or even a D's.


That's true. I'm just weird about fake boobs, I guess.
 
2013-09-25 01:32:17 PM

jaytkay: mjohnson71: Might be all Photoshopped, but she's looking damn fine on the cover of the new "Shape" magazine.

She might not have needed a lot of photoshopping

[www.shape.com image 384x384]


Waaayyyy hotter than Beyonce.
 
2013-09-25 01:35:44 PM
userserve-ak.last.fm
 
2013-09-25 01:36:49 PM
So she waited ten years and went the whole nine yards in the meantime, wearing padded bras and really trying to prepare herself for the reality after the surgery.

So she wanted to have them in two different sizes?
 
2013-09-25 01:49:51 PM
She's always been better looking and more feminine than Beyoncé...
Was very hot in Freddy vs. Jason.
Jason shoulda got rapey before killing her...but hey, that's my sicko opinion.
 
2013-09-25 01:59:54 PM
Why the long face?
 
2013-09-25 02:30:01 PM
I like fake boobs, and I don't care who knows it.
 
2013-09-25 02:32:06 PM
Kelly Rowland is pretty hot.  That is all.

She reminds of a prettier version of a girl I used to date.
 
2013-09-25 02:35:39 PM
img.fark.net
LOOK AT ME, I'M A FAILED POP SINGER!!!!
 
2013-09-25 02:36:11 PM
So..........fap?
 
2013-09-25 02:37:29 PM
I always thought the other one was the hottest. Not Beyonce. Whats-her-face.
 
2013-09-25 02:43:37 PM

Benjamin Stone: I always thought the other one was the hottest. Not Beyonce. Whats-her-face.


One-eyed Suzy?
 
2013-09-25 02:48:39 PM
Horray for Boobies!

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers........
 
2013-09-25 02:53:07 PM

shifter_: Horray for Boobies!

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers........


I'd pee in her butt for hours.
 
2013-09-25 02:57:28 PM

shifter_: Horray for Boobies!

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers........


I wouldn't kick her outta bed for eating chili!
 
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2013-09-25 03:11:02 PM

ciderczar: shifter_: Horray for Boobies!

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers........

I'd pee in her butt for hours.


I'd let her peel the skin off my wiener like a banana.  Yum.
 
2013-09-25 03:30:42 PM
She still looks flat chested. When it comes to tits you either go big or you don't go at all.
 
2013-09-25 03:40:52 PM

Benjamin Stone: I always thought the other one was the hottest. Not Beyonce. Whats-her-face.


You're thinking of Chilli.
 
2013-09-25 03:58:40 PM

Lotion_Motion: shifter_: Horray for Boobies!

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers........

I wouldn't kick her outta bed for eating chili!


Pretty sure Chili refers to her choncha as "crackers"....
 
2013-09-25 04:02:47 PM

H31N0US: Benjamin Stone: I always thought the other one was the hottest. Not Beyonce. Whats-her-face.

You're thinking of Chilli.


You jest, but Chili was hotter than any of the Destiny's Child girls.

I still wouldn't kick them out of bed though.
 
2013-09-25 04:14:58 PM

EyeballKid: [img.fark.net image 384x384]
LOOK AT ME, I'M A FAILED POP SINGER!!!!


Per wikipedia:
As of November 2012, Rowland, as a solo artist, has sold over 24 million records worldwide.

Failed?
 
2013-09-25 04:15:49 PM
Yep - Kelly was always the hottest Destiny's Child.

/And here I thought I was the only one who thought so
//So this is what it feels like when doves cry
 
2013-09-25 04:17:48 PM

mjohnson71: EyeballKid: [img.fark.net image 384x384]
LOOK AT ME, I'M A FAILED POP SINGER!!!!

Per wikipedia:
As of November 2012, Rowland, as a solo artist, has sold over 24 million records worldwide.

Failed?


Quick, name a Kelly Rowland song without consulting the interwebs.


Can you do it?
 
2013-09-25 04:17:52 PM

GRCooper: Kelly was always the hottest of the three


i200.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-25 04:18:19 PM

GRCooper: Kelly was always the hottest of the three

 
2013-09-25 04:27:49 PM

machinesquad: Yep - Kelly was always the hottest Destiny's Child.


Huh? Whatcha talkin 'bout?

i.huffpost.com
 
2013-09-25 04:32:13 PM

EyeballKid: mjohnson71: EyeballKid: [img.fark.net image 384x384]
LOOK AT ME, I'M A FAILED POP SINGER!!!!

Per wikipedia:
As of November 2012, Rowland, as a solo artist, has sold over 24 million records worldwide.

Failed?

Quick, name a Kelly Rowland song without consulting the interwebs.


Can you do it?


I can't. I can't name a single Destiny's Child song. I can't name a single Beyonce song.

You seem to be under the impression that this is a music thread.

/boobies!
 
2013-09-25 05:33:44 PM

skyotter: stop making this political.  boobs deserve bipartisan

bilateral support!

FTFY.
 
2013-09-25 05:34:19 PM

mjohnson71: machinesquad: Yep - Kelly was always the hottest Destiny's Child.

Huh? Whatcha talkin 'bout?

[i.huffpost.com image 570x794]


I thought she had that photo removed from the internet.
 
2013-09-25 05:37:52 PM
Sounds like hers and Beyonce's mom are smart ladies.
 
2013-09-25 05:52:28 PM
When I step on my cat's tail, he sounds just like Beyonce. Where's his record deal?

/BeyBey is WAY overrated
 
2013-09-25 06:41:30 PM

baltimoreblonde: When I step on my cat's tail, he sounds just like Beyonce. Where's his record deal?

/BeyBey is WAY overrated


meh... she can sing, it's just a type of music i don't find interesting.  but, i'm not ready to say she's talentless.
 
2013-09-25 08:11:58 PM

GRCooper: Kelly was always the hottest of the three


All that needs to be said here.
 
2013-09-26 01:43:46 AM
Guess I'm the only one on Team Letoya Luckett

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