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(BBC)   When Kenyan officials said the Westgate siege was over yesterday, they really meant "mostly" over which as we all know is "slightly" not over   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 12
    More: Sad, Kenyan, al-Shabab, westgate, youth wing  
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2013-09-25 11:05:19 AM  
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Harvey Manfrenjensenjen: Hack Patooey: Don't point that thing at me, biatch.

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WTF is that? Did they have to deputize the clerical and custodial staff?


www.t-nation.com

You go to The Global War On Terror with the domestic security forces you have, not the domestic security forces you want.
2013-09-25 10:53:36 AM  
4 votes:
Like when I go to the mall and that one store has a sign that says "Going out of Business". Two months later, I go in there and the store and sign are still there. So, I ask the guy what's going on and he says "We found more inventory. We can't close the place until we sell it."

So I guess they found more terrorists. Way back in the Christmas decorations where all the 'new and improved' fiurbies are. Furbies and terrorists, sitting in the dark. The terrorists are muttering about their Islamo-Fascism Nazification ideologies and the furbies are there... listening.

Holy Hell! That's a Bruce Willis "Live Free" movie plot. He thinks all the terrorists are dead and suddenly, there are all these furbies attacking him. Big finale: He's got a gun with two bullets and there are three Furbies. The lead furbies says "What are you gonna do now, Great Puppet of the great satan? Two bullets. Three of usss...." Bruce says "Looks like I gotta do some fuzzy math!" and shoots tow of them with one bullet (ricochet off a metal panel). Third furbie says "Aw crap. Rebooting.... (goes in to cute mode) wanna hugga furbie friendy?"

"Naw. I rather watch the fur fly, m..f...." Bang!
2013-09-25 10:42:07 AM  
4 votes:
www.shadowlocked.com
2013-09-25 10:57:23 AM  
2 votes:
randolphmase.files.wordpress.com

Murdered by pirates is good.
2013-09-25 10:49:58 AM  
2 votes:
Have fun storming the thrift store!
2013-09-25 10:34:45 AM  
2 votes:
starlightbookreviews.com
2013-09-25 11:46:22 AM  
1 votes:
US President Barack Obama has called the attack on the Nairobi shopping centre a "terrible outrage
 static3.businessinsider.com
2013-09-25 11:37:53 AM  
1 votes:
It's over.

www.theage.com.au
2013-09-25 11:10:22 AM  
1 votes:
img.fark.net

Fist Security Person: You know, when you hold your rifle like that, it means...

Two ladies in Lacrosse uniforms (Off Camera): Oh hello there, girlfriend. We're going shopping for Birkenstocks. Wanna come along?
2013-09-25 10:56:03 AM  
1 votes:
Damn you, Obama!
2013-09-25 10:43:06 AM  
1 votes:
So you're saying that they blaved?
2013-09-25 10:33:48 AM  
1 votes:
So we can add this to the list of Kenyan lies and cover ups.
 
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