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(BBC)   When Kenyan officials said the Westgate siege was over yesterday, they really meant "mostly" over which as we all know is "slightly" not over   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 49
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2013-09-25 10:32:25 AM  
It is never over until terrorism is stopped as an effective political tactic.

/unfortunately people are quite scared easily when others are killed in places they may congregate, such as the mall
//George Carlin has it right, "Take a Farking Chance!"
 
2013-09-25 10:33:48 AM  
So we can add this to the list of Kenyan lies and cover ups.
 
2013-09-25 10:34:45 AM  
starlightbookreviews.com
 
2013-09-25 10:39:25 AM  
Don't point that thing at me, biatch.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-25 10:42:07 AM  
www.shadowlocked.com
 
2013-09-25 10:43:06 AM  
So you're saying that they blaved?
 
2013-09-25 10:45:55 AM  

Kerr Avon: [www.shadowlocked.com image 583x307]


Why don't we put HER in charge?
 
2013-09-25 10:46:30 AM  

Hack Patooey: Don't point that thing at me, biatch.

[i.imgur.com image 654x457]


WTF is that? Did they have to deputize the clerical and custodial staff?
 
2013-09-25 10:49:58 AM  
Have fun storming the thrift store!
 
2013-09-25 10:50:39 AM  

ciberido: Kerr Avon: [www.shadowlocked.com image 583x307]

Why don't we put HER in charge?

Affirmative.
 
2013-09-25 10:53:36 AM  
Like when I go to the mall and that one store has a sign that says "Going out of Business". Two months later, I go in there and the store and sign are still there. So, I ask the guy what's going on and he says "We found more inventory. We can't close the place until we sell it."

So I guess they found more terrorists. Way back in the Christmas decorations where all the 'new and improved' fiurbies are. Furbies and terrorists, sitting in the dark. The terrorists are muttering about their Islamo-Fascism Nazification ideologies and the furbies are there... listening.

Holy Hell! That's a Bruce Willis "Live Free" movie plot. He thinks all the terrorists are dead and suddenly, there are all these furbies attacking him. Big finale: He's got a gun with two bullets and there are three Furbies. The lead furbies says "What are you gonna do now, Great Puppet of the great satan? Two bullets. Three of usss...." Bruce says "Looks like I gotta do some fuzzy math!" and shoots tow of them with one bullet (ricochet off a metal panel). Third furbie says "Aw crap. Rebooting.... (goes in to cute mode) wanna hugga furbie friendy?"

"Naw. I rather watch the fur fly, m..f...." Bang!
 
2013-09-25 10:55:53 AM  
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there terrorists ahead?
Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead.
Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it.
Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?
 
2013-09-25 10:56:03 AM  
Damn you, Obama!
 
2013-09-25 10:57:23 AM  
randolphmase.files.wordpress.com

Murdered by pirates is good.
 
2013-09-25 11:05:19 AM  

Harvey Manfrenjensenjen: Hack Patooey: Don't point that thing at me, biatch.

[i.imgur.com image 654x457]

WTF is that? Did they have to deputize the clerical and custodial staff?


www.t-nation.com

You go to The Global War On Terror with the domestic security forces you have, not the domestic security forces you want.
 
2013-09-25 11:08:36 AM  
Oh, I'm pretty sure it's over.

Kenya president: Mall siege over, 3 mall floors collapsed

"In a televised address to the nation Tuesday, Kenyatta said "we have ashamed and defeated our attackers."

[...]

"The president says three floors of the Westgate mall collapsed and that there are "several bodies still trapped in the rubble including the terrorists."


Looks like the government went for the Reno / Waco Solution - kill 'em all, let God sort em out.
 
2013-09-25 11:09:38 AM  

Amos Quito: Oh, I'm pretty sure it's over.

Kenya president: Mall siege over, 3 mall floors collapsed

"In a televised address to the nation Tuesday, Kenyatta said "we have ashamed and defeated our attackers."

[...]

"The president says three floors of the Westgate mall collapsed and that there are "several bodies still trapped in the rubble including the terrorists."


Looks like the government went for the Reno / Waco Solution - kill 'em all, let God sort em out.


Have you thought about getting off the internet?
 
2013-09-25 11:10:22 AM  
img.fark.net

Fist Security Person: You know, when you hold your rifle like that, it means...

Two ladies in Lacrosse uniforms (Off Camera): Oh hello there, girlfriend. We're going shopping for Birkenstocks. Wanna come along?
 
2013-09-25 11:11:41 AM  
Oh, propaganda.  Is there nothing it Kenya do?
 
2013-09-25 11:12:58 AM  

I_C_Weener: [randolphmase.files.wordpress.com image 450x314]

Murdered by pirates is good.


Honestly the grandpa character knocks that movie off my 4-star list down to very respectable 3 stars.  Pretentious old coot.
 
2013-09-25 11:14:04 AM  
Westgate-gate
 
2013-09-25 11:14:20 AM  

Outrageous Muff: Amos Quito: Oh, I'm pretty sure it's over.

Kenya president: Mall siege over, 3 mall floors collapsed

"In a televised address to the nation Tuesday, Kenyatta said "we have ashamed and defeated our attackers."

[...]

"The president says three floors of the Westgate mall collapsed and that there are "several bodies still trapped in the rubble including the terrorists."


Looks like the government went for the Reno / Waco Solution - kill 'em all, let God sort em out.

Have you thought about getting off the internet?



Am I harshing your buzz, Outrageous Muff?
 
2013-09-25 11:26:53 AM  

dv-ous: Harvey Manfrenjensenjen: Hack Patooey: Don't point that thing at me, biatch.

[i.imgur.com image 654x457]

WTF is that? Did they have to deputize the clerical and custodial staff?

[www.t-nation.com image 338x450]

You go to The Global War On Terror with the domestic security forces you have, not the domestic security forces you want.


Apparently. I guess I'm more used to seeing these guys...

news.bbcimg.co.uk

"Hold on, there, Gabriel. There are plenty of al-Shabab for all of us to kill."
 
2013-09-25 11:30:44 AM  
Test Case .. coming here early 2014
 
2013-09-25 11:33:29 AM  
false flags are false!
 
2013-09-25 11:37:53 AM  
It's over.

www.theage.com.au
 
2013-09-25 11:40:03 AM  
Correct me if I'm wrong, but was there a thread about this story as it was going on? I don't recall seeing one.
 
2013-09-25 11:45:32 AM  
 
2013-09-25 11:46:22 AM  
US President Barack Obama has called the attack on the Nairobi shopping centre a "terrible outrage
 static3.businessinsider.com
 
2013-09-25 12:17:10 PM  

Amos Quito: Outrageous Muff: Amos Quito: Oh, I'm pretty sure it's over.

Kenya president: Mall siege over, 3 mall floors collapsed

"In a televised address to the nation Tuesday, Kenyatta said "we have ashamed and defeated our attackers."

[...]

"The president says three floors of the Westgate mall collapsed and that there are "several bodies still trapped in the rubble including the terrorists."


Looks like the government went for the Reno / Waco Solution - kill 'em all, let God sort em out.

Have you thought about getting off the internet?


Am I harshing your buzz, Outrageous Muff?


Yeah, Amos....You are harshing her buzz. Oh, and thanks!
 
2013-09-25 12:34:10 PM  

kidakita: Amos Quito: Outrageous Muff: Amos Quito: Oh, I'm pretty sure it's over.

Kenya president: Mall siege over, 3 mall floors collapsed

"In a televised address to the nation Tuesday, Kenyatta said "we have ashamed and defeated our attackers."

[...]

"The president says three floors of the Westgate mall collapsed and that there are "several bodies still trapped in the rubble including the terrorists."


Looks like the government went for the Reno / Waco Solution - kill 'em all, let God sort em out.

Have you thought about getting off the internet?


Am I harshing your buzz, Outrageous Muff?


Yeah, Amos....You are harshing her buzz. Oh, and thanks!



That's why Drew pays me the big bucks.

;-)
 
2013-09-25 12:39:38 PM  
Over? OVER?!

Nothing is over until we decide it is!

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

When the going gets tough; the tough get going. Now; who's with me? Let's go!
 
2013-09-25 12:56:04 PM  
I have to wonder if Kenya's preparing to go all:

www.gabrielglewis.com

Would be interesting to see their approach to terrorist extermination.  Since they're already involved in Somalia it might not be a big deal to them to ramp it up.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-09-25 12:57:45 PM  
I like this one.  They didn't fark around.

Just blow up the farking mall.  It kills some people, but we'll make more.
 
2013-09-25 01:05:15 PM  
Yeah, the Russians just pumped gas into a whole building, and then walked in with gas masks and shot every terrorist in the head with a pistol.

Some of the hostages died of the gas.

Which was far better than the Soviet Union time when they'd just bomb the terrorists and hostages, and then not mention it in the press they controlled.
 
2013-09-25 01:11:06 PM  
Pray for Obama's homeland.
 
2013-09-25 01:32:54 PM  
Why does it always have to be about 0bama?
 
2013-09-25 01:57:11 PM  
I am waiting for Comrade Obamavich to say it was all Bush's fault.
 
2013-09-25 02:16:02 PM  

Slam1263: Why does it always have to be about 0bama?


Nothing better to do.
 
2013-09-25 02:30:38 PM  

Slam1263: Why does it always have to be about 0bama?


The word "Kenya" appears in the headline. Someone's gonna mention Obama. Deal with it.
 
2013-09-25 02:35:16 PM  
dv-ous:

You go to The Global War On Terror with the domestic security forces you have, not the domestic security forces you want.

I note you posted a pic of an SFPD motorcycle cop.  The only thing that fat fark is keeping safe are the various funeral processions that pay him overtime.
 
2013-09-25 02:37:44 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Slam1263: Why does it always have to be about 0bama?

The word "Kenya" appears in the headline. Someone's gonna mention Obama. Deal with it.


Or lions.  Or werelions.  Or Obamions.
 
2013-09-25 02:41:15 PM  

SirEattonHogg: dv-ous:

You go to The Global War On Terror with the domestic security forces you have, not the domestic security forces you want.

I note you posted a pic of an SFPD motorcycle cop.  The only thing that fat fark is keeping safe are the various funeral processions that pay him overtime.


www-deadline-com.vimg.net
Frown on your shenanigans.
 
2013-09-25 04:28:58 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: It is never over until terrorism is stopped as an effective political tactic.

/unfortunately people are quite scared easily when others are killed in places they may congregate, such as the mall
//George Carlin has it right, "Take a Farking Chance!"


This is a weird situation to shift blame onto the civilian victims. Your statement is a lot like saying there will always be rape as long as women insist on being so damn sexy and rapeable.
 
2013-09-25 04:35:35 PM  

ThrobblefootSpectre: DarkSoulNoHope: It is never over until terrorism is stopped as an effective political tactic.

/unfortunately people are quite scared easily when others are killed in places they may congregate, such as the mall
//George Carlin has it right, "Take a Farking Chance!"

This is a weird situation to shift blame onto the civilian victims. Your statement is a lot like saying there will always be rape as long as women insist on being so damn sexy and rapeable.


Go on....
 
2013-09-25 05:33:52 PM  

Snarfangel: Have fun storming the thrift store!


Came here to say something similar to this.

Left feeling satisfied that "Princess Bride" quotes seem sufficently covered.
 
2013-09-25 09:28:20 PM  

jso2897: Slam1263: Why does it always have to be about 0bama?

Nothing better to do.


Sin_City_Superhero: Slam1263: Why does it always have to be about 0bama?

The word "Kenya" appears in the headline. Someone's gonna mention Obama. Deal with it.


ciberido: Sin_City_Superhero: Slam1263: Why does it always have to be about 0bama?

The word "Kenya" appears in the headline. Someone's gonna mention Obama. Deal with it.

Or lions.  Or werelions.  Or Obamions.


I am so disappointed.
 
2013-09-25 09:39:14 PM  

Amos Quito: Oh, I'm pretty sure it's over.

Kenya president: Mall siege over, 3 mall floors collapsed


Looks like the government went for the Reno / Waco Solution - kill 'em all, let God Allah sort em out.

FTFY

Outrageous Muff: .


Have you thought about getting off the internet?



/fapping to screen name
 
2013-09-26 01:04:36 PM  
Good job guys!
upload.wikimedia.org
 
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