chopit: I thought rhinos had really bad eyesight, and the real threat comes if they can smell you.Or am I thinking of velociraptors?
BiffDangler: Why didn't the guy in the jeep honk the horn and distract the thing?
Hohlraum: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 228x168]eeeyep.
socodog: Thank God, they didn't have a campfire.
Vodka Zombie: Cool. I love Discovery Channel commercials in my Fark.
SLOBODAN: [flounderandscuttle.files.wordpress.com image 400x291]At first I didn't know whether to jump in my jeep and go rescue him or just do nothing......
Kraftwerk Orange: chopit: I thought rhinos had really bad eyesight, and the real threat comes if they can smell you.Or am I thinking of velociraptors? You're thinking of Kirstie Alley.
phimuskapsi: I have never seen a Black Rhino, they appear to be smaller, fitter versions of their cousins. I wonder why the loud sound worked...
RobotSpider: Anyone that knowingly provokes an animal known to be aggressive is not brave, they're an attention-whoring douchbag. I would like to see him swim in a pool full of stingrays though.
Befuddled: RobotSpider: Anyone that knowingly provokes an animal known to be aggressive is not brave, they're an attention-whoring douchbag. I would like to see him swim in a pool full of stingrays though.Stingrays don't do anything to you if they are swimming around. More than once I've been in chest deep water with a dozen or so stingrays swimming around and nothing happened; they have next to zero interest in people. The accident with Steve Irwin was a one in a million occurrence.
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