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(YouTube)   Understatement of the day: "That was a little too close for comfort"   (youtube.com ) divider line
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8034 clicks; posted to Video » on 25 Sep 2013 at 10:13 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-09-25 10:26:13 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

eeeyep.
 
2013-09-25 10:49:54 AM  
Cool.  I love Discovery Channel commercials in my Fark.
 
2013-09-25 10:50:19 AM  
I think that sharp sound was his sphincter slamming shut.
 
2013-09-25 11:41:49 AM  
I thought rhinos had really bad eyesight, and the real threat comes if they can smell you.

Or am I thinking of velociraptors?
 
2013-09-25 11:47:54 AM  

chopit: I thought rhinos had really bad eyesight, and the real threat comes if they can smell you.

Or am I thinking of velociraptors?


 You're thinking of Kirstie Alley.
 
2013-09-25 12:13:50 PM  
A black RINO?  They're really being harsh on Herman Cain these days.
 
2013-09-25 12:17:13 PM  
Thank God, they didn't have a campfire.
 
2013-09-25 12:24:03 PM  
And Darwin says, "Maybe, next time."  What's his next trick, sticking a screwdriver into a wall socket?
 
2013-09-25 12:26:40 PM  
His walking at the end, he had the "try not to look like you've shiat yourself" shuffle
 
2013-09-25 12:31:50 PM  
Bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli13: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
Bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli13: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli13: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
Bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli13: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli13: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli13: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f**king charge your ass.
j_gurli13: stop, cmon be serious.
Bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
Bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli13: thats it.
Bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
Bloodninja: F**k am I hard now.
 
2013-09-25 12:32:44 PM  
Action starts at 1:07
 
2013-09-25 12:40:12 PM  
Pssst...there's a zoom on that camcorder, ya' know.
www.apriso.com
 
2013-09-25 12:54:35 PM  
Why didn't the guy in the jeep honk the horn and distract the thing?
 
2013-09-25 01:01:48 PM  
"That was a little too close for comfort"

Ya think?!?
 
2013-09-25 01:06:36 PM  

BiffDangler: Why didn't the guy in the jeep honk the horn and distract the thing?


Methinks you watched it with the sound off.
 
2013-09-25 01:08:38 PM  

Hohlraum: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 228x168]

eeeyep.


It's not a case of brass balls, so much as just total, abject stupidity.
 
2013-09-25 01:10:57 PM  

socodog: Thank God, they didn't have a campfire.


Did you find a Coke bottle next to this reference?
 
2013-09-25 01:52:58 PM  
The guy giving the play-by-play sounds like a douchebag (not mike).
 
2013-09-25 02:07:33 PM  
well that was boring.

and he's a dumbass.

- 5 subby
 
2013-09-25 02:21:58 PM  
flounderandscuttle.files.wordpress.com

At first I didn't know whether to jump in my jeep and go rescue him or just do nothing......
 
2013-09-25 02:28:02 PM  
Anyone that knowingly provokes an animal known to be aggressive is not brave, they're an attention-whoring douchbag. I would like to see him swim in a pool full of stingrays though.
 
2013-09-25 02:32:22 PM  

Vodka Zombie: Cool.  I love Discovery Channel commercials in my Fark.


Implying Discovery channel even airs cool shiat like this anymore.
 
2013-09-25 02:50:55 PM  

SLOBODAN: [flounderandscuttle.files.wordpress.com image 400x291]

At first I didn't know whether to jump in my jeep and go rescue him or just do nothing......


"...and I was thinking of his incredibly hot girlfriend, back at the hotel.  She would need comforting, after this was all over.  I think I know how to take her mind off this tragedy."
 
2013-09-25 06:24:26 PM  
I have never seen a Black Rhino, they appear to be smaller, fitter versions of their cousins. 

I wonder why the loud sound worked...
 
2013-09-25 07:08:20 PM  

socodog: Thank God, they didn't have a campfire.


The rhino is the self appointed fire prevention officer. When he sees a fire, he rushes in and stamps it out.

i1.ytimg.com

First thing I thought of too. Well done.
 
2013-09-25 11:27:56 PM  

Kraftwerk Orange: chopit: I thought rhinos had really bad eyesight, and the real threat comes if they can smell you.

Or am I thinking of velociraptors?

 You're thinking of Kirstie Alley.


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2013-09-26 12:35:04 AM  

phimuskapsi: I have never seen a Black Rhino, they appear to be smaller, fitter versions of their cousins. 

I wonder why the loud sound worked...


If you were in a standoff of that nature and someone clapped real hard and it surprised you I bet you'd jump too.  I probably would.
 
2013-09-26 01:24:57 AM  

SLOBODAN: [flounderandscuttle.files.wordpress.com image 400x291]

At first I didn't know whether to jump in my jeep and go rescue him or just do nothing......


Exactly my thought.  Well done.
 
2013-09-26 03:23:11 AM  

phimuskapsi: I have never seen a Black Rhino, they appear to be smaller, fitter versions of their cousins. 

I wonder why the loud sound worked...


Load noises work on a lot of critters. It works 60% of the time, it works every time.
 
2013-09-26 05:19:33 AM  

RobotSpider: Anyone that knowingly provokes an animal known to be aggressive is not brave, they're an attention-whoring douchbag. I would like to see him swim in a pool full of stingrays though.


Stingrays don't do anything to you if they are swimming around. More than once I've been in chest deep water with a dozen or so stingrays swimming around and nothing happened; they have next to zero interest in people. The accident with Steve Irwin was a one in a million occurrence.
 
2013-09-26 08:40:46 AM  

Befuddled: RobotSpider: Anyone that knowingly provokes an animal known to be aggressive is not brave, they're an attention-whoring douchbag. I would like to see him swim in a pool full of stingrays though.

Stingrays don't do anything to you if they are swimming around. More than once I've been in chest deep water with a dozen or so stingrays swimming around and nothing happened; they have next to zero interest in people. The accident with Steve Irwin was a one in a million occurrence.


Yeah, I actually felt a little bad writing it, because I know better.  I can't quite put my finger on why the Steve Irwin thing bothered me so much, but I find this guy so irritating.  I think Steve always made it feel like he had genuine appreciation for the animals he dealt with. Like he'd be that excited whether the cameras were there or not.
 
2013-09-26 01:53:12 PM  
I blame Monroooooooeeee
 
2013-09-26 10:05:16 PM  
The way Kim walked towards the camera at the end? My sisters baby walks that way too, when his pants are also full of shiat.
 
2013-09-26 11:42:28 PM  
 
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