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(Salon)   Paul was the cute Beatle, George was the quiet one, Ringo was the funny one, John was the homophobic anti-Semitic douche, Yoko coulda taken a couple bullets for John, and the Stones were better anyway   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, Beatles, Mick Jagger, History of Rock and Roll, rocks, John Lennon, Paul McCartney  
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2013-09-25 11:50:10 AM  
2 votes:

smimmy: fickenchucker: SlagginOff: I love both bands but I have to give the edge to The Beatles because of their greater range. I can listen to their whole catalog and only skip a few song. The Stones are fun, but I don't really need to listen to them for more than an hour.


Plus, who didn't know John was a talented hypocritical dickface?  It's pretty common knowledge he hid his first wife, shunned his kid Julian, and hooked up with a weird talentless hack who apparently knew how to get him off better than his wife.

I read Pam's (John's first wife) autobiography.  She claims he only hit her once and that was in high school long before they got married.  She broke up with him for it and it took John a great deal of time and energy to convince her to go back out with him.  She claims he never hit her again.

Now as to him hitting Yoko I can't profess knowledge nor would I blame him if he did.

You apparently didn't read it very carefully, since his first wife was named Cynthia.
2013-09-25 10:25:01 AM  
2 votes:
Paul McCartney has more talent than the rest of the Beatles, The Rolling Stones, and The Who put together.
2013-09-25 03:06:09 PM  
1 vote:

Dr. Kefarkian: Motown

Stax > Motown

/ end obvious troll
2013-09-25 02:41:29 PM  
1 vote:
The Who is    KINKS  Are  better than both of them

2013-09-25 01:33:26 PM  
1 vote:
The kinks, beachboys or love make them all look like amateurs.
2013-09-25 01:01:48 PM  
1 vote:

The Dynamite Monkey: Onkel Buck: The Who is better than both of them! First punk band for my money

Your money loses.

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And the Trashmen are probably not the first either but they predate The Who by 2-3 years

Punk? did I hear someone say Punk?

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present the greatest punk band of all time:
2013-09-25 12:10:38 PM  
1 vote:
I liked Klaatu better than either of them.
2013-09-25 11:29:54 AM  
1 vote:

LewDux: LewDux: Onkel Buck: The Who is better than both of them! First punk band for my money

They also invented metal, which makes then first grindcore band

Wait, Who?

The band onstage.
2013-09-25 11:17:02 AM  
1 vote:
The Rutles beat them all
2013-09-25 10:27:56 AM  
1 vote:
"Beatles vs. Stones": What fueled rock's greatest rivalry

2013-09-25 10:11:32 AM  
1 vote:
And The Who was better than both of them. And the Small Faces was seriously underrated.
2013-09-25 10:08:28 AM  
1 vote:
The Who is better than both of them! First punk band for my money
2013-09-25 09:49:15 AM  
1 vote:
I think we're supposed to never say anything remotely negative about a dead musician, ever.  Imagine.
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