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(Sun Sentinel)   "Partying with your neighbor named 'Whiskey' probably isn't a good idea, especially if he's been out of jail for less than two days and is still wearing an ankle monitor"   (sun-sentinel.com ) divider line
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2013-09-25 08:58:09 AM  
Would it be too much effort for them to include why he was in jail in the first place?
 
2013-09-25 09:08:16 AM  
Whiskey, you're the devil...
 
2013-09-25 09:52:01 AM  
You know it's really gone to hell when Tango and Foxtrot show up
 
2013-09-25 10:12:14 AM  
Why not?
 
2013-09-25 10:12:50 AM  

scottydoesntknow: You know it's really gone to hell when Tango and Foxtrot show up


You mean Cash?
 
2013-09-25 10:13:07 AM  
It could have been worse. It could have been Sweet Dick Willie.
 
2013-09-25 10:13:35 AM  
No word from Rye on the subject.

Rum was last seen with Sex On The Beach
 
2013-09-25 10:14:43 AM  
guess i'll party with my other neighbor, Speedbump, instead. he's been out of federal prison for over a month now.
 
2013-09-25 10:16:25 AM  
Whiskey, Tango and Foxtrot are my bestest drinking buddies
 
2013-09-25 10:18:59 AM  

the801: guess i'll party with my other neighbor, Speedbump, instead. he's been out of federal prison for over a month now.


I thought he was involved with the bombings in Boston?
 
2013-09-25 10:19:20 AM  
If you like to have a good story to tell, it may be the best idea.
 
2013-09-25 10:22:42 AM  
DAMN RIGHT, BIATCHES!
I'm totes cray.
 
2013-09-25 10:28:01 AM  
well at least it wasnt Cornhole Cunningham
 
2013-09-25 10:33:03 AM  
Bravo. I heard Romeo and Juliett did the tango and the foxtrot at the hotel in India. Mike, her papa, busted in and told her that her sons, Victor and Oscar were in Quebec. Just then, Sierra shouted that every New York Yankee would be playing golf in November.
 
2013-09-25 10:34:49 AM  
Wanna go to the Mountan Man party?
 
2013-09-25 10:35:07 AM  
True story...my neighbor when I was 3-7 was actually named Jack Daniels.
 
2013-09-25 11:07:23 AM  

Diogenes: Would it be too much effort for them to include why he was in jail in the first place?


Securities fraud.
 
2013-09-25 11:12:46 AM  
Some people just don't do well out of captivity.
 
2013-09-25 11:21:48 AM  

ausfahrk: Diogenes: Would it be too much effort for them to include why he was in jail in the first place?

Securities fraud.


*snert*

Chinstrap and neck tat gave it away, too, and I missed it.
 
2013-09-25 11:22:59 AM  
When Smith insisted his girlfriend was there, the woman got her hubby, who had been sleeping.

Who the fark did they get to write this article, the owners 16 year old daughter? Who uses the word hubby in a news article? Seriously, I know journalistic standards have gone down, but this is bueaty college level.
 
2013-09-25 11:27:33 AM  
Whiskey with an "e" at the end is a little uptown for that neck of the woods.
 
2013-09-25 11:29:06 AM  

Slaves2Darkness: When Smith insisted his girlfriend was there, the woman got her hubby, who had been sleeping.

Who the fark did they get to write this article, the owners 16 year old daughter? Who uses the word hubby in a news article? Seriously, I know journalistic standards have gone down, but this is bueaty college level.


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2013-09-25 11:35:14 AM  
Neck tattoos are nature's danger sign, like a lizard frill or a skunk doing a handstand.
 
2013-09-25 11:47:35 AM  
"Bring whatever you want.  It's just gonna be me and you."
 
2013-09-25 11:50:17 AM  
Partying with Whiskey?  Yes please.
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2013-09-25 12:19:10 PM  
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2013-09-25 12:45:36 PM  
I was on the Voyageur (Canada's Greyhound) bus one time and there was this guy who had just gotten out of the medium security prison near Peterborough. Somehow he had smuggled a 24 of beer onto the bus, and he and his buddy were chugging them whenever the bus driver was too busy to look in his mirror. Maybe he did learn something in jail, because they made it to their stop without getting arrested.
 
2013-09-25 12:50:22 PM  

Slaves2Darkness: this is bueaty college level.


Indeed. The ignorant fools.


Also, at least you put quotes around your headline, stealmitter.
 
2013-09-25 12:50:43 PM  
It's not a good idea, it's the BEST idea.
 
2013-09-25 06:23:50 PM  

Gonz: the801: guess i'll party with my other neighbor, Speedbump, instead. he's been out of federal prison for over a month now.

I thought he was involved with the bombings in Boston?


LOL Awesome !
 
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