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2013-09-25 09:04:02 AM  
I love the crazy ones.

/1 ping only
//leave quickly
/// never look back
 
2013-09-25 09:05:59 AM  
I'd still hit it even though you ain't supposed to stick your dick in crazy

I'd leave in the middle of the night though.....and make sure to wipe my dick on the curtains
 
2013-09-25 09:10:42 AM  
She's on the leash for life, just like Britney.
 
2013-09-25 09:15:40 AM  
i43.tinypic.com
 
2013-09-25 09:44:50 AM  

Aristocles: Who?


BOB.
 
2013-09-25 09:50:55 AM  
 
2013-09-25 09:51:03 AM  

A loss of potential on a scale rivaling the Great Lohan Decline of 2010.


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2013-09-25 09:57:15 AM  

Pharque-it: Aristocles: Who?

BOB.


boobtubeblog.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-25 10:00:19 AM  
She only has one pose.
 
2013-09-25 10:01:58 AM  
But it appears to be a good pose.
 
2013-09-25 10:07:12 AM  
She will reveal Her Blue Steel when the time is right.
 
2013-09-25 10:17:09 AM  
I predict she's gonna make a huge comeback. She'll do her time in the psych hospital, but will eventually be given the right combination of treatment/medication, and will be stable enough to return to acting. She's gonna rise from the ashes like Pheonix.
 
2013-09-25 10:29:39 AM  

joeshill: But it appears to be a good pose.


True enough. Still, I'd personally like to see her "On Elbows and Knees Looking Back At You Over Her Shoulder" pose. You know, just for comparison.
 
2013-09-25 10:29:57 AM  
"Mentally unfit to stand trial."
Translation:
"Medicated to the point that she cannot form complete sentences."
 
2013-09-25 10:32:25 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I predict she's gonna make a huge comeback. She'll do her time in the psych hospital, but will eventually be given the right combination of treatment/medication, and will be stable enough to return to acting. She's gonna rise from the ashes like Pheonix.


Or go out like Rosemary Kennedy.
 
2013-09-25 10:34:34 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I predict she's gonna make a huge comeback. She'll do her time in the psych hospital, but will eventually be given the right combination of treatment/medication, and will be stable enough to return to acting. She's gonna rise from the ashes like Pheonix.


"Dancing with the Stars" isn't really that much of a comeback.
 
2013-09-25 10:36:15 AM  
Good thing I didn't have smoke blown up my ass my entire childhood, I might have a few million in the bank.
 
2013-09-25 10:51:07 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I predict she's gonna make a huge comeback. She'll do her time in the psych hospital, but will eventually be given the right combination of treatment/medication, and will be stable enough to return to acting. She's gonna rise from the ashes like Pheonix.



No, she won't.

Now that her parents have complete control over her, they'll keep her on a very tight leash until she finally dies, broken and miserable.
 
2013-09-25 11:09:18 AM  

doczoidberg: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I predict she's gonna make a huge comeback. She'll do her time in the psych hospital, but will eventually be given the right combination of treatment/medication, and will be stable enough to return to acting. She's gonna rise from the ashes like Pheonix.


No, she won't.

Now that her parents have complete control over her, they'll keep her on a very tight leash until she finally dies, broken and miserable.


Yeah, because she was doing so farking swell when she was off the meds and living on her own....those parents of hers must be real monsters, what with them wanting to not see their daughter die before the age of 30 and all.
 
2013-09-25 11:47:01 AM  

doczoidberg: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I predict she's gonna make a huge comeback. She'll do her time in the psych hospital, but will eventually be given the right combination of treatment/medication, and will be stable enough to return to acting. She's gonna rise from the ashes like Pheonix.


No, she won't.

Now that her parents have complete control over her, they'll keep her on a very tight leash until she finally dies, broken and miserable.


Just like Britney and her dad...
 
2013-09-25 12:04:58 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I predict she's gonna make a huge comeback. She'll do her time in the psych hospital, but will eventually be given the right combination of treatment/medication, and will be stable enough to return to acting. She's gonna rise from the ashes like Pheonix.


content9.flixster.com
 
2013-09-25 12:05:20 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: She's gonna rise from the ashes like Pheonix.


Like River Phoenix perhaps...
 
2013-09-25 12:05:57 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I predict she's gonna make a huge comeback. She'll do her time in the psych hospital, but will eventually be given the right combination of treatment/medication, and will be stable enough to return to acting. She's gonna rise from the ashes like Pheonix.

[content9.flixster.com image 243x270]


CURSES!!!

/get out of my head
 
2013-09-25 12:06:14 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: doczoidberg: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I predict she's gonna make a huge comeback. She'll do her time in the psych hospital, but will eventually be given the right combination of treatment/medication, and will be stable enough to return to acting. She's gonna rise from the ashes like Pheonix.


No, she won't.

Now that her parents have complete control over her, they'll keep her on a very tight leash until she finally dies, broken and miserable.

Just like Britney and her dad...



That's exactly my point. Her dad will never give up control over her.

Just look at the dead, hollow stare in Britney's eyes. She's a defeated slave, pumped full of drugs and beaten hourly by a gang of savage orderlies down in the basement of the mansion where she stays. Her father just laughs and dines on the finest lobster while forcing her to eat dog food. I hear he wipes his ass with 100 dollar bills, and lets her have an allowance of 20 dollars a week.

It's crazy, man.
 
2013-09-25 12:07:25 PM  

doczoidberg: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I predict she's gonna make a huge comeback. She'll do her time in the psych hospital, but will eventually be given the right combination of treatment/medication, and will be stable enough to return to acting. She's gonna rise from the ashes like Pheonix.


No, she won't.

Now that her parents have complete control over her, they'll keep her on a very tight leash until she finally dies, broken and miserable.


Geesh, she's just under conservatorship. It's not like she's getting married.
 
2013-09-25 12:16:09 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I predict she's gonna make a huge comeback. She'll do her time in the psych hospital, but will eventually be given the right combination of treatment/medication, and will be stable enough to return to acting. She's gonna rise from the ashes like Pheonix.


I assumed this was a sly reference/comparison to Joaquin Phoenix and his "meltdown".
 
2013-09-25 12:39:42 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I predict she's gonna make a huge comeback. She'll do her time in the psych hospital, but will eventually be given the right combination of treatment/medication, and will be stable enough to return to acting. She's gonna rise from the ashes like Pheonix.


I had no idea she'd had those problems.
 
2013-09-25 01:51:23 PM  

doczoidberg: The My Little Pony Killer: doczoidberg: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I predict she's gonna make a huge comeback. She'll do her time in the psych hospital, but will eventually be given the right combination of treatment/medication, and will be stable enough to return to acting. She's gonna rise from the ashes like Pheonix.


No, she won't.

Now that her parents have complete control over her, they'll keep her on a very tight leash until she finally dies, broken and miserable.

Just like Britney and her dad...


That's exactly my point. Her dad will never give up control over her.

Just look at the dead, hollow stare in Britney's eyes. She's a defeated slave, pumped full of drugs and beaten hourly by a gang of savage orderlies down in the basement of the mansion where she stays. Her father just laughs and dines on the finest lobster while forcing her to eat dog food. I hear he wipes his ass with 100 dollar bills, and lets her have an allowance of 20 dollars a week.

It's crazy, man.


I'm not sure we're looking at the same Britney Spears.
 
2013-09-25 02:33:07 PM  
Clean up your mess, Dan Schneider.

Don't make the courts do it for you.
 
2013-09-25 02:58:47 PM  

doczoidberg: The My Little Pony Killer: doczoidberg: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I predict she's gonna make a huge comeback. She'll do her time in the psych hospital, but will eventually be given the right combination of treatment/medication, and will be stable enough to return to acting. She's gonna rise from the ashes like Pheonix.


No, she won't.

Now that her parents have complete control over her, they'll keep her on a very tight leash until she finally dies, broken and miserable.

Just like Britney and her dad...


That's exactly my point. Her dad will never give up control over her.

Just look at the dead, hollow stare in Britney's eyes. She's a defeated slave, pumped full of drugs and beaten hourly by a gang of savage orderlies down in the basement of the mansion where she stays. Her father just laughs and dines on the finest lobster while forcing her to eat dog food. I hear he wipes his ass with 100 dollar bills, and lets her have an allowance of 20 dollars a week.

It's crazy, man.


i'm feeling a "what can i do for you, nurse rachet?" vibe from that whole thing. Possibly with the ECT.
 
2013-09-25 03:19:03 PM  

Aristocles: PizzaJedi81: Aristocles: Who?

[i.chzbgr.com image 340x414]

BOB? Is that you?


Really you can't contain this BS to politics?
 
2013-09-25 03:21:48 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: doczoidberg: The My Little Pony Killer: doczoidberg: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I predict she's gonna make a huge comeback. She'll do her time in the psych hospital, but will eventually be given the right combination of treatment/medication, and will be stable enough to return to acting. She's gonna rise from the ashes like Pheonix.


No, she won't.

Now that her parents have complete control over her, they'll keep her on a very tight leash until she finally dies, broken and miserable.

Just like Britney and her dad...


That's exactly my point. Her dad will never give up control over her.

Just look at the dead, hollow stare in Britney's eyes. She's a defeated slave, pumped full of drugs and beaten hourly by a gang of savage orderlies down in the basement of the mansion where she stays. Her father just laughs and dines on the finest lobster while forcing her to eat dog food. I hear he wipes his ass with 100 dollar bills, and lets her have an allowance of 20 dollars a week.

It's crazy, man.

I'm not sure we're looking at the same Britney Spears.


Is she still under someone's conservatorship/control/thumb/etc.? I figured getting her ass beaten in divorce/family services court and the press was enough to slap some sense into her.
 
2013-09-25 05:11:28 PM  

Crotchrocket Slim: enough to slap some sense into her.


The adults are trying to discuss mental illness here.
 
2013-09-25 10:59:56 PM  

doczoidberg: Just look at the dead, hollow stare in Britney's eyes. She's a defeated slave, pumped full of drugs and beaten hourly by a gang of savage orderlies down in the basement of the mansion where she stays. Her father just laughs and dines on the finest lobster while forcing her to eat dog food. I hear he wipes his ass with 100 dollar bills, and lets her have an allowance of 20 dollars a week.


Should I be fapping to this?
 
2013-09-26 12:34:59 AM  

upndn: I love the crazy ones.

/1 ping only
//leave quickly
/// never look back


media.idownloadblog.com
 
2013-09-26 05:55:21 AM  

PC LOAD LETTER: doczoidberg: Just look at the dead, hollow stare in Britney's eyes. She's a defeated slave, pumped full of drugs and beaten hourly by a gang of savage orderlies down in the basement of the mansion where she stays. Her father just laughs and dines on the finest lobster while forcing her to eat dog food. I hear he wipes his ass with 100 dollar bills, and lets her have an allowance of 20 dollars a week.

Should I be fapping to this?



Up to you, man.

I'm not here to judge.
 
2013-09-26 08:34:33 AM  

PC LOAD LETTER: Should I be fapping to this?


Probably not, but who's really gonna stop you?
 
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