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(NBC4i)   Columbus Police HQ locked down after reported explosion   (nbc4i.com) divider line 132
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2013-09-24 10:16:02 PM  
Too many cops visit Taco Bell tonight?

/seriously, hope everyone is OK
 
2013-09-24 10:16:27 PM  
That's not good. I hope no one put a sea mine in the evidence locker.
 
2013-09-24 10:16:36 PM  
Thanks a lot, Obamacare
 
2013-09-24 10:17:04 PM  
Sooo.... nothing?
 
2013-09-24 10:17:21 PM  
As long as only cops were affected, I don't care.
 
2013-09-24 10:17:35 PM  

SurfaceTension: Too many cops visit Taco Bell tonight?

/seriously, hope everyone is OK


I don't know but Tuesday is taco night at Rosa's Cafe
 
2013-09-24 10:18:26 PM  
Wasn't me.
 
2013-09-24 10:18:34 PM  
A perp-shattering kaboom?
 
2013-09-24 10:19:40 PM  
Found the problem.

i.imgur.com

/more seriously, I hope it really was about as dangerous as the above scenario and that everyone's all right.
 
2013-09-24 10:19:55 PM  
2nd floor of a police building in Middle-of-Nowhere USA and no visible damage.

Clearly this is the work of the nefarious Al-Qaeda or Al-Shabaab terrorists.
 
2013-09-24 10:20:03 PM  
This is as much of a breaking news story as a 8 year old finding white powder in a school cafeteria
 
2013-09-24 10:20:10 PM  
In related news, a woman named Sarah Connor was taken into protective custody earlier this evening, after she was attacked by a muscular man wearing sunglasses.
 
2013-09-24 10:20:25 PM  
Ted Cruz
 
2013-09-24 10:20:28 PM  
They interrupted the premier of Stan Lee's Marvel's Heroes of Jack Lee's SHIELD with this shiat.

Probably a gas main or something. Unless hooded assailants are storming the building, I can hear about this tomorrow.
 
2013-09-24 10:22:09 PM  
bet its just an accidental discharge
 
2013-09-24 10:22:16 PM  
ts4.mm.bing.net

"And boom goes the dynamite."
 
2013-09-24 10:22:18 PM  
cdn.arwrath.com


/Seriously though, that sucks. Hope everyone is OK.
 
2013-09-24 10:22:29 PM  

FunkOut: That's not good. I hope no one put a sea mine in the evidence locker.


I wouldn't be a bit surprised.

Ohio: The Floriduh of the Rust Belt.
 
2013-09-24 10:22:36 PM  
Ohio?  I'm guessing meth lab.
 
2013-09-24 10:23:02 PM  

jaytkay: 2nd floor of a police building in Middle-of-Nowhere USA and no visible damage.

Clearly this is the work of the nefarious Al-Qaeda or Al-Shabaab terrorists.


Worst terrorists ever. Bombs can only improve Ohio.
 
2013-09-24 10:23:49 PM  
Did someone try to microwave ammo in the break room or something?
 
2013-09-24 10:23:50 PM  
 
2013-09-24 10:24:07 PM  
www.nndb.com

\wanted for questioning
 
2013-09-24 10:24:12 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Ohio: The Floriduh of the Rust Belt.


We prevented a President Romney. Forgive us our mortal foibles.
 
2013-09-24 10:24:43 PM  
I hope the other two ships are okay.
 
2013-09-24 10:25:41 PM  
Someone's gotta die for this.
 
2013-09-24 10:26:14 PM  
Hmm, I wonder how long it'll take a few idiots to get this pulled.
 
2013-09-24 10:26:35 PM  
"no visible damage"?   What could it have been?  Thunder?
 
2013-09-24 10:26:45 PM  
My wild a** guess is the boilers are located in the penthouse mechanical room. The heating system kicked in for the first time this season and multiple boiler safeties failed causing a pipe or boiler to explode when the boiler overheated. The local tv is reporting the explosion occurred in the roof and steam or smoke was coming from the roof.

And you would have to be a pretty bad terrorist if you put a bomb in the roof of CPD hq and have it go off on a Tuesday evening.

But I've been wrong before.
 
2013-09-24 10:28:19 PM  
someone in Ohio got mad at someone else forgetting the thein tOSU
 
2013-09-24 10:29:04 PM  
'Cause when I want to make a statement, I choose.....Columbus!

/the choice of leading terrorists everywhere
 
2013-09-24 10:31:31 PM  
i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-09-24 10:33:05 PM  

Hack Patooey: A perp-shattering kaboom?


This.
 
2013-09-24 10:34:18 PM  
A SECOND BOMB HAS JUST HIT THE SANTA MARIA
 
2013-09-24 10:34:39 PM  

voodoomedic: 'Cause when I want to make a statement, I choose.....Columbus!

/the choice of leading terrorists everywhere


I think we were on some old list of Soviet everything-must-die ICBM targets if that counts for anything.
 
2013-09-24 10:34:41 PM  
Metro station is under attack by unknown forces!
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-24 10:35:08 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-24 10:35:31 PM  
Glad I didnt have to be downtown for anything tonight.
 
2013-09-24 10:35:39 PM  
img.pandawhale.com
 
2013-09-24 10:36:06 PM  
sounds like modern maintence
fix it when it breaks but otherwise never touch it
 
2013-09-24 10:37:37 PM  

pullingguard79: My wild a** guess is the boilers are located in the penthouse mechanical room. The heating system kicked in for the first time this season and multiple boiler safeties failed causing a pipe or boiler to explode when the boiler overheated. The local tv is reporting the explosion occurred in the roof and steam or smoke was coming from the roof.

And you would have to be a pretty bad terrorist if you put a bomb in the roof of CPD hq and have it go off on a Tuesday evening.

But I've been wrong before.


This building seems to have an interesting maintenance history. You may be on to something.
 
2013-09-24 10:39:02 PM  
Booooorrriiinnnngg!
 
2013-09-24 10:40:55 PM  

Cowboy Spencer: In related news, a woman named Sarah Connor was taken into protective custody earlier this evening, after she was attacked by a muscular man wearing sunglasses.


Came to post essentially this
 
2013-09-24 10:41:07 PM  

Canton: pullingguard79: My wild a** guess is the boilers are located in the penthouse mechanical room. The heating system kicked in for the first time this season and multiple boiler safeties failed causing a pipe or boiler to explode when the boiler overheated. The local tv is reporting the explosion occurred in the roof and steam or smoke was coming from the roof.

And you would have to be a pretty bad terrorist if you put a bomb in the roof of CPD hq and have it go off on a Tuesday evening.

But I've been wrong before.

This building seems to have an interesting maintenance history. You may be on to something.


They built the building in 1991 and failed to insulate it properly?  That never would have happened if they hired a Michigan grad.
 
2013-09-24 10:41:10 PM  
probably republikans or sand people
 
2013-09-24 10:42:04 PM  

Slackfumasta: As long as only cops were affected, I don't care.


Im with you man. Here's to a pig roast the entire world can enjoy.
 
2013-09-24 10:42:15 PM  
memecrunch.com
 
2013-09-24 10:42:55 PM  
Ohio Rocked?
 
2013-09-24 10:44:11 PM  
Said Simple Simon to the pieman going to the fair, "Give me your pies... or I'll cave your head in."
 
2013-09-24 10:44:40 PM  

freak7: Hopefully it blew up that shiatty college with all the disgraced coaches.


That'd be the only way my Wolverines would beat them this year, from the way they've played the past two games. Personally, I'd prefer to lose with class and dignity than to win via mass property destruction (at best) causing a forfeit.
 
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